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We all like to laugh at Godmoders

I may be fairly new but I've been in games like this before, and I've seen plenty of Godmoders in my time. This is why, just for a complete laugh, I'd like to host a very silly Godmoding war. Now this war is completly stupid and not real - you can't really be hurt in this war. This thread might be useful to other Newbies who want to know exactly what Godmoding is. If you're a Mod and you'ld like to challenge me because Godmoding is disallowed, please don't becuase this is just a joke - you'll see eventually it will get very very silly.

So I'll start off shall I? I have 40,000,000,000,000,000 tanks and 10,000 nukes. Anyone like to challenge me?

Yeah I'll challenge you.
My 10 million planetbuster ships uberly destroy the solar system you're in.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. I can beat that! Your Ghost buster ships won't touch my solar system becuase I have a super ion cannon the size of jupiter and it will reduce your ships to small molecules in 0.00046 seconds! Ha!

Please, my cerulean deathstar is heading your way now with impenetrable forcefields and the most destructive and accurate weapons ever made.

My "Ghost" buster ships as you called them trap your little ion cannon in the Ion cannon trap! hahaha!

Please, my cerulean deathstar is heading your way now with impenetrable forcefields and the most destructive and accurate weapons ever made.

Oh I am scared. My Nation has got mega big force fields... that can... that can stop any thing! and they can stretch across the galaxy if they wanted ans stop anyone from entering!

My "Ghost" buster ships as you called them trap your little ion cannon in the Ion cannon trap! hahaha!

Well waht you don't know is I have an Ion cannon trap trap. I caught it in a giant net and you can't get out of it so there!

I will destroy all of you with my Galaxy-Crushing Stompy Thing which is coming right towards you!

Well I have a giant shrink ray that can shrink any stompy thing easily!

But I have a shrink ray shrinker which shrinks your shrink ray to the size of a shrunken atom!

Yeah, well I have a secret shrink ray and its coming up behind you!

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8)

I caught it because of my secret shrink ray detector and destroyed it with my indestructable anti-matter missile launcher!

My pet mouse just ate all of us. Were in his stomach right now.....

I caught it because of my secret shrink ray detector and destroyed it with my indestructable anti-matter missile launcher!

No your anti-matter missile launcher can't come near my shrink ray, its got super powers. And anyway my I billion MiG's and cruise missiles shot that anti matter thingy out of the air!

My pet mouse just ate all of us. Were in his stomach right now.....

This guy's good. I mean a giant mouse. How we gonna get out of that?

Well I have 528572057239562939823576297356923982382357692398467 n00ks!
*fires them all in random directions*
And i have a REALLY big force field, that doesnt let anyone in!
I killed all your men!

I destroy all of the MiGs and cruise missiles with my MiG and cruise missile destroyer tank!

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I have 528572057239562939823576297356923982382357692398467 n00ks!
*fires them all in random directions*
And i have a REALLY big force field, that doesnt let anyone in!
I killed all your men!

:lol: What you failed to notice was that my super mega extreme nuke killer all ready got to your random nukes and fired them straight back at you!

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.

My pet mouse just ate all of us. Were in his stomach right now..... My eleventy bajillion troops blow a hole through your mouse, killing it.

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I've got my super enlarger ray that can make my Nation 10 times bigger than that so there!

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I've got my super enlarger ray that can make my Nation 10 times bigger than that so there! I've got one of those too.

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.

Oh very good. But I have just invented a super deadly virus that has been unleashed on your Nation. Everyone is dead including you! :lol:

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I've got my super enlarger ray that can make my Nation 10 times bigger than that so there! I've got one of those too.

Yeah but mines a buzzillion times better than yours.

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

I have one of those but its also got an electromagnetic confusion thingy that can distract your force field and make it explode.

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I've got my super enlarger ray that can make my Nation 10 times bigger than that so there! I've got one of those too.

Yeah but mines a buzzillion times better than yours. I have an enhancement ray that makes my stuff better and I just made everything an infinite amount better than your sutff.

Hah, I just shrunk your entire galaxy down to the size of a golfball.

Fool that means you just shrunk yourself 8) Nope, I'm in my death star which is now 2734939217019361246803146506t314081734013475931405701235314780 times bigger than that galaxy.

Well I've got my super enlarger ray that can make my Nation 10 times bigger than that so there! I've got one of those too.

Yeah but mines a buzzillion times better than yours. I have an enhancement ray that makes my stuff better and I just made everything an infinite amount better than your sutff.

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there!

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

I have one of those but its also got an electromagnetic confusion thingy that can distract your force field and make it explode.
I have an electormagnetic confusion thingy confuser! It confuses your confusion thingy and makes it turn into a slice of cheese!

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES :twisted: !!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!! :P

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.

Oh very good. But I have just invented a super deadly virus that has been unleashed on your Nation. Everyone is dead including you! :lol:

What you failed to notice was that my nation's population consists of super-intelligent microbes. They incorporate the genetic codes of your bioweapon, and become even more virulent. The psychokinetic viruses teleport half the population into your soldiers, whose brains they invade and take control of, turning them against you.


My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

That's what you think. We sabotaged that shield months ago, but maintained an illusion of it, so while we destroy your forces, it appears to you that our attack is being rebounded.

Finally, we mind-control the mouse to dissolve all the opposing armies and nations in its bile and stomach acid.

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

I have one of those but its also got an electromagnetic confusion thingy that can distract your force field and make it explode.
I have an electormagnetic confusion thingy confuser! It confuses your confusion thingy and makes it turn into a slice of cheese!

Yeah but I have a super genetical altering device and turns that slice of cheese into a giant uber tank that fires deadly acid cheese at your nation. Bt the way you can't block it or destroy it becuase its invinsible.

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

I have one of those but its also got an electromagnetic confusion thingy that can distract your force field and make it explode.
I have an electormagnetic confusion thingy confuser! It confuses your confusion thingy and makes it turn into a slice of cheese!

Glum looks on and thinks "this is almost too easy". With just a tiny extra push, he reduces those confusion weapons and all in their vicinty to gibbering wrecks.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!

I have a buzzillion H bombs and I got there before you and destroyed everything first!

I killed all your troops with my uber gigantic mouse that i have enlarged 609476-0376936309763769856793769782475235167589269572392856295629659259269275969575625692659265969564956926 75965924`04619612383752859815916591751805795692750275926552758029572u9562956297735645784845730672309 637698347369374986739687349670376934763 times.

Hey guys - like can't we all just get along maaaan?

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

As _Myopia_'s supreme military commander looks on with amusement, his elite team of über-psychokinetics causes all of your defences to simultaneously implode. At the same time, all of your nukes explode in their silos, destroying all your military bases. In addition, head coercer Glum forces your king to do a silly dance.
My nation has an anti-psychokinetics shield which stops your attacks and makes them bounce back at you!

I have one of those but its also got an electromagnetic confusion thingy that can distract your force field and make it explode.
I have an electormagnetic confusion thingy confuser! It confuses your confusion thingy and makes it turn into a slice of cheese!

Glum looks on and thinks "this is almost too easy". With just a tiny extra push, he reduces those confusion weapons and all in their vicinty to gibbering wrecks.

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

*blows up Paulee dee with 1 million nukes. I still got more 8)

Yeah but I have a super genetical altering device and turns that slice of cheese into a giant uber tank that fires deadly acid cheese at your nation. Bt the way you can't block it or destroy it becuase its invinsible.

cheese doesn't have genes. CornixPes' armies were deluded into believing they could do this by the careful efforts of our crack illusionist telepathists. Whyile they waste time celebrating over their perceived victory, the microbes gain ground. They now have control of a good 74.3% of your population, and will soon unleash their attacks.

I've got more nukes than that get real! :roll:

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.

I've got more nukes than that get real! :roll:

Actually, you don't since we explodsed them all in the opening shots.

Honestly, can't you keep track? :lol: :wink:

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

Yeah but I have a super genetical altering device and turns that slice of cheese into a giant uber tank that fires deadly acid cheese at your nation. Bt the way you can't block it or destroy it becuase its invinsible.

cheese doesn't have genes. CornixPes' armies were deluded into believing they could do this by the careful efforts of our crack illusionist telepathists. Whyile they waste time celebrating over their perceived victory, the microbes gain ground. They now have control of a good 74.3% of your population, and will soon unleash their attacks.

Oh I forgot my gene making machine turned the cheese into living matter and that's how I did it. My popultion have a vaccine against the bug and can't be affected. And anyway *Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... you will belive the army of CornixPes are soooo powerful that you can't even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of men I have... 3, 2, 1... and your back* 8)

I've got more nukes than that get real! :roll:

Actually, you don't since we explodsed them all in the opening shots.

Honestly, can't you keep track? :lol: :wink:

I can keep track with my super tracking device :wink:

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

I have an antidote destroying gun!

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

Natural selection causes the antidote to weed out all but the strongest, most resistant members of the population. This elite quickly reproduces to bring our armies back up to their previous strength. Meanwhile, CornixPes' king continues his silly dance - even though the coercer has stopped controlling him, he's quite enjoying it.

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

Natural selection causes the antidote to weed out all but the strongest, most resistant members of the population. This elite quickly reproduces to bring our armies back up to their previous strength. Meanwhile, CornixPes' king continues his silly dance - even though the coercer has stopped controlling him, he's quite enjoying it.

I'll have you know my king is a very good dancer! :roll:

Yeah but I have a super genetical altering device and turns that slice of cheese into a giant uber tank that fires deadly acid cheese at your nation. Bt the way you can't block it or destroy it becuase its invinsible.

cheese doesn't have genes. CornixPes' armies were deluded into believing they could do this by the careful efforts of our crack illusionist telepathists. Whyile they waste time celebrating over their perceived victory, the microbes gain ground. They now have control of a good 74.3% of your population, and will soon unleash their attacks.

Oh I forgot my gene making machine turned the cheese into living matter and that's how I did it. My popultion have a vaccine against the bug and can't be affected. And anyway *Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... you will belive the army of CornixPes are soooo powerful that you can't even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of men I have... 3, 2, 1... and your back* 8)
Our psychics laugh off your puny attempts, and hypnotize YOU. CornixPes becomes a servant to _Myopia_

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

I have an antidote destroying gun!
I have an antidote destroying gun destroying gun that destroys your antidote destroying gun!

My population are all robots you can't hypnotise robots!

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

I have an antidote destroying gun!
See, our control even extends back in time as CornixPes attempts to stop an attack on us even before we hypnotize him!

Those gibbering wrecks can be turned into vicious Gibbons with my genetical altering device. Those Gibbons are super fast and give all of your men rabies!

We're all microbes, and as such incorporate the rabies genes into our collective genome.
My antidote is released upon you and kills you!

I have an antidote destroying gun!
I have an antidote destroying gun destroying gun that destroys your antidote destroying gun!

Well I have an antidote destroying gun destroyer obliterator. Sorry you loose.

They laughed when I built a giant boot big than any weapon you could possibly construct. But now, I can use it to squash you all.

Then I scrape you off the ground with my giant 50 pence piece.

My population are all robots you can't hypnotise robots!
Now that I have discovered that your population are all robots, I launch my EMP missile with an indestructable shield that can get through EMP armour at you!

While you are back in time I destroy your time machine so you can't get back!

My population are all robots you can't hypnotise robots!
The microbes enter your robots' circuitry, and form themselves into electricity-conducting strings to re-route their circuitry and programme them against each other. The robots destroy each other.

My population are all robots you can't hypnotise robots!
Now that I have discovered that your population are all robots, I launch my EMP missile with an indestructable shield that can get through EMP armour at you!

My population have special buttons that can change them into normal Humans and the EMP doesn't affect them.

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

They laughed when I built a giant boot big than any weapon you could possibly construct. But now, I can use it to squash you all.

Then I scrape you off the ground with my giant 50 pence piece.
I untie the shoelaces on your giant boot and trip it over!

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.

While you are back in time I destroy your time machine so you can't get back!

Who said anything about time travel, we just meant that our coercive power is so strong that it affects your actions backwards in time too. Like that alcoholic drink in the discworld books that made you drunk before you drank it.

While you are back in time I destroy your time machine so you can't get back!

Who said anything about time travel, we just meant that our coercive power is so strong that it affects your actions backwards in time too. Like that alcoholic drink in the discworld books that made you drunk before you drank it.

Oh yeah I've read that. Wish I had some...

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!

Your cannon is shrunk with a shrink ray and is now a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 mm cannon.

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!
That bullet is so absurdly wide that air resistance slows it down to 1 mph within 0.4 seconds of leaving the gun. It gently touches everyone, then disappears in shame.

So much for a super bullet!

While our master illusionists deceive your populations and armies, we secretly plug you all into the matrix!

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!
That bullet is so absurdly wide that air resistance slows it down to 1 mph within 0.4 seconds of leaving the gun. It gently touches everyone, then disappears in shame.
When it looks like it didn't work to everyone, it starts its rocket engines and heads straight for the capital city of _Myopia_.

While our master illusionists deceive your populations and armies, we secretly plug you all into the matrix!

Well my secret army of sentinals suddenly appear from the future and kill you all :D

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!
That bullet is so absurdly wide that air resistance slows it down to 1 mph within 0.4 seconds of leaving the gun. It gently touches everyone, then disappears in shame.
When it looks like it didn't work to everyone, it starts its rocket engines and heads straight for the capital city of _Myopia_.

Then it slows down once more due to air resistance and lands in a fish pond where it silenty rusts.

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!
That bullet is so absurdly wide that air resistance slows it down to 1 mph within 0.4 seconds of leaving the gun. It gently touches everyone, then disappears in shame.
When it looks like it didn't work to everyone, it starts its rocket engines and heads straight for the capital city of _Myopia_.

The micorbes quickly decompose the bullet (ignoring the question of how such a non-aerodynamic projectile could move very fast), and, refreshed by this tasty treat, set about decomposing all your weapons

I can do better than that. I just bought super man off of a guy in a pub and he's coming to kill you right now so there! I just genetically created Doomsday and await your puny Super Man.

Thanks for telling me, super man dtops and turns around, heading in the opposite direction than doomsday.
I kill your super man from behind with my 5000000000000000mm cannon!
That bullet is so absurdly wide that air resistance slows it down to 1 mph within 0.4 seconds of leaving the gun. It gently touches everyone, then disappears in shame.
When it looks like it didn't work to everyone, it starts its rocket engines and heads straight for the capital city of _Myopia_.

Then it slows down once more due to air resistance and lands in a fish pond where it silenty rusts.
Then it speeds up again and un-rusts with its Mega-Unruster Beam!

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!

Then slowly decays becuase I shot it with my decay-anything dart.

While our master illusionists deceive your populations and armies, we secretly plug you all into the matrix!

Well my secret army of sentinals suddenly appear from the future and kill you all :D
Having violated the laws of physics, all the sentinels promptly disappear in a puff of logic before they can kill anyone.

After this massive expenditure on sentinels and time-travel research, CornixPes' economy implodes.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!

All of my men suddenly come back from the dead and make your men do the thriller dance.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!

Wrong. Your men killed illusions that my telepathic microbes put there to trick them.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

That's nothing comapred to my :?:

Your only doing this to increase your post count arn't you?

Your only doing this to increase your post count arn't you?

No we're just having some fun. You know... F... U... N...

As devout atheists, the microbes don't believe in the :twisted:, so it cannot hurt them. The amusing expression of the :shock: gives them all some much-needed comic relief, and they resume battle with even greater morale.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!

Oh and my :D transformer changes your :D into :tantrum: which smash and kill all of your army AND your people!!!

THen i send my 10 Bazillion Pie nukes And 100000 Katrillion Pie bombers :lol:

I have a moral killing gun and you can't stop it because it moves faster than light.

As devout atheists, the microbes don't believe in the :twisted:, so it cannot hurt them. The amusing expression of the :shock: gives them all some much-needed comic relief, and they resume battle with even greater morale.
While they are laughing at the :shock: , it explodes in a shower of evil :lol: soldiers!

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

That's nothing comapred to my :?:
Having already pondered the mysteries of the universe, the microbes feel no need to be further distracted by the problems of :?: since they hyave already solved them.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

I WIN IWIN WIN WIN WINW IWN IWN IWNWI NW IWJNW JWUIJ

spells win in all different words.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

That's nothing comapred to my :?:
Having already pondered the mysteries of the universe, the microbes feel no need to be further distracted by the problems of :?: since they hyave already solved them.

Ponder on this: :idea:

I have a moral killing gun and you can't stop it because it moves faster than light.

The micorbes have no moral(ity), so your gun has no effect. Meanwhile, their morale remains high

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

My vaporizer turns all of your weapons into slop then I nuke your nation!

I WIN IWIN WIN WIN WINW IWN IWN IWNWI NW IWJNW JWUIJ

spells win in all different words.

Wow countdown fun!

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

My vaporizer turns all of your weapons into slop then I nuke your nation!

God! Nukes were like so last century!

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

That's nothing comapred to my :?:
Having already pondered the mysteries of the universe, the microbes feel no need to be further distracted by the problems of :?: since they hyave already solved them.

Ponder on this: :idea:

Having already reached the end of all possible technological and philosophical advance, the microbes are familiar with this :idea: and indeed all other :idea:

Well I have 1 BILLION NUKES!!!!!!!!!!! Ha HA YOUR ALL DEAD!!!!!!!
My nuke transformer turns your nukes into a :D . This :D kills all of your people!

Oh yeah my transformer superpowers my nukes back at u!!!!! ANd my men killed all of your generals. HAHA I WIN!!!!
While you were busy killing my decoy generals, I fire this: :twisted: at you! And then I also launch this: :shock: to distract you!

That's nothing comapred to my :?:
Having already pondered the mysteries of the universe, the microbes feel no need to be further distracted by the problems of :?: since they hyave already solved them.

Ponder on this: :idea:
I steal the :idea: ,which is the last part to make my giant, indestructable, unstoppable :arrow: :arrow: :? :idea: ! It kills you all with its :!: launcher!

I have ths super unltimate gun that fires: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

The microbes kill Big Boss, incorporate his ruthless killing-instinct genes, and Mei Ling revives Snake. She also clones him a bajillion times, and simulataneously develops a few JCDentons to be on the safe side.

I have ths super unltimate gun that fires: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

The microbes are unimpressed by this morass of pathetic human emotions.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

The microbes kill Big Boss, incorporate his ruthless killing-instinct genes, and Mei Ling revives Snake. She also clones him a bajillion times, and simulataneously develops a few JCDentons to be on the safe side.

I revive Big Boss and graft a :D to his head. Good as new.

I destroy the super ultimate gun with my incredible new :o killer, which, coupled with my :( eliminator, destroys enough parts of your gun to make it fall apart into a pile of junk.

Additionally, using the influence he has with the Patriots and MJ12, our President has all your weapoins manufacturers put out of business.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

My vaporizer turns all of your weapons into slop then I nuke your nation! I'm in an indestructible, inpentetrable death star.

And doomsday is indestructible.

Additionally, using the influence he has with the Patriots and MJ12, our President has all your weapoins manufacturers put out of business.

Yeah but I've just kidnapped your president and locked him a cage in orbit of the earth, strpped the cage with 300 nukes and them catapulted him into the moon. BIG BANG!

Additionally, using the influence he has with the Patriots and MJ12, our President has all your weapoins manufacturers put out of business.
My country doesn't have any weapoins manufacturers, only weapons manufacturers, so it is unaffected.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

The microbes kill Big Boss, incorporate his ruthless killing-instinct genes, and Mei Ling revives Snake. She also clones him a bajillion times, and simulataneously develops a few JCDentons to be on the safe side.

I revive Big Boss and graft a :D to his head. Good as new.

Bob Page, our Secretary of Defence, merges with Helios and destroys Big Boss forever by converting the atoms that make him up into energy. According to E=MC2, this releases a massive amount of energy, which destroys your nnation

Additionally, using the influence he has with the Patriots and MJ12, our President has all your weapoins manufacturers put out of business.

Yeah but I've just kidnapped your president and locked him a cage in orbit of the earth, strpped the cage with 300 nukes and them catapulted him into the moon. BIG BANG!

Bob Page rescues him at the last moment using his new omnipotentece and omnipresence, gained through merging with Helios.

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

The microbes kill Big Boss, incorporate his ruthless killing-instinct genes, and Mei Ling revives Snake. She also clones him a bajillion times, and simulataneously develops a few JCDentons to be on the safe side.

I revive Big Boss and graft a :D to his head. Good as new.

Bob Page, our Secretary of Defence, merges with Helios and destroys Big Boss forever by converting the atoms that make him up into energy. According to E=MC2, this releases a massive amount of energy, which destroys your nnation


Technically with that many atoms it would do more than just destroy my nation. It takes yours out with it!

Additionally, using the influence he has with the Patriots and MJ12, our President has all your weapoins manufacturers put out of business.
My country doesn't have any weapoins manufacturers, only weapons manufacturers, so it is unaffected.

He also has all non-_Myopia_n smartarses executed.

:D

I have equipped my doomsday with space wars weapons and he's going on the prowl with Metal Gear.

We enlist the retired mercenary Solid Snake, who promptly destroys Metal Gear using nothing but 4 lenghts of string and a small kebab skewer.

We unleash Big Boss on Solid Snake and he finally kill him using only a walking stick.

The microbes kill Big Boss, incorporate his ruthless killing-instinct genes, and Mei Ling revives Snake. She also clones him a bajillion times, and simulataneously develops a few JCDentons to be on the safe side.

I revive Big Boss and graft a :D to his head. Good as new.

Bob Page, our Secretary of Defence, merges with Helios and destroys Big Boss forever by converting the atoms that make him up into energy. According to E=MC2, this releases a massive amount of energy, which destroys your nnation


Technically with that many atoms it would do more than just destroy my nation. It takes yours out with it!

It turns out that Big Boss was partially composed of helium, so wasn't actually very heavy :arrow: less mass :arrow: not quite enough energy to destroy my nation, given the concerted efforts of Bob Page and the psychic microbes.

Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes go into business as a retro music band. With the trillions of £s made from the sales of their debut album, "Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes Control Yopur Mind and Force You To Buy The Special Edition DVD With Added Multimedia Content", we bribe your generals to come over to our side.

Only if we can join your band...

Well I fire my Uber-Cool-Gravametric-Mass-Amplification-Self-Modulating-Tooth-Brush at all of you. It fires ionised particles at infinate speed destroyign the enitre universe, 'cept me 'cos I'm Uber Cool.

Only if we can join your band...

Bob Page And The Psychic Microbes accept CornixPes' supreme commander as bass guitarist, and all other generals as backing singers. In order to fill the high-key parts, the most annoying generals are castrated.

Well I fire my Uber-Cool-Gravametric-Mass-Amplification-Self-Modulating-Tooth-Brush at all of you. It fires ionised particles at infinate speed destroyign the enitre universe, 'cept me 'cos I'm Uber Cool.

But I'm so hip I can't see over my pelivis.

Well I fire my Uber-Cool-Gravametric-Mass-Amplification-Self-Modulating-Tooth-Brush at all of you. It fires ionised particles at infinate speed destroyign the enitre universe, 'cept me 'cos I'm Uber Cool.

Having destryed the universe, and along with it the space-time continuum, you continue to exist but as an infinitesimally small ubercool dot with no spatial dimensions which is frozen in time.

Meanwhile, the rest of us slip through a wormhole into another universe.

I just sent out 999999999^999999999 Battleships with a undetectable cloking device (that alows matter to pass threw the ship) out loaded with Planet killers Burning the Surface of everyones planet.


OOC:I feal so Violated :OOC

oops double post

I just sent out 999999999^999999999 Battleships with a undetectable cloking device (that alows matter to pass threw the ship) out loaded with Planet killers Burning the Surface of everyones planet.


OOC:I feal so Violated :OOC

The microbes thrive on the heat (like the things in that film, Evolution) and have a population explosion.

Well I fire my Uber-Cool-Gravametric-Mass-Amplification-Self-Modulating-Tooth-Brush at all of you. It fires ionised particles at infinate speed destroyign the enitre universe, 'cept me 'cos I'm Uber Cool.

But I'm so hip I can't see over my pelivis.

Indeed. That's why you're in our band.

My Universe creator, creates a HUGE Universe grushing everything around it. THEN i allow my pet dog frodo to eat it

My Universe creator, creates a HUGE Universe grushing everything around it. THEN i allow my pet dog frodo to eat it

Since there is no space outside of the various universes, your universe cannot "take up" our universe's space, so happily we are unaffected. However, Frodo gets rather full and throws up all over you.

I use my Glacier Launcher to launch a glacier at _Myopia_'s microbes, which freezes them.

Just when you had thought he had finally gone, lunch had called, CornixPes leaps out from a corner and fires an enlarger ray at Frodo the dog, making him the size of three sky scrapers. He then throws up again and drowns half of Myopias population.

_Myopia_ suddenly receives a vast influx of new troops and funding due to the backwards subliminal messages hidden in the latest single from Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes.

_Myopia_ suddenly receives a vast influx of new troops and funding due to the backwards subliminal messages hidden in the latest single from Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes.

I use my Glacier Launcher to launch a glacier at _Myopia_'s microbes, which freezes them.

You'll need something much colder to freeze microbes.

I am God, the omnipitent....I am tired of this Universe and your petty fighting...its Judgement day!

_Myopia_ suddenly receives a vast influx of new troops and funding due to the backwards subliminal messages hidden in the latest single from Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes.

How many troops was that, 6?

Am jesus and Stab you in your omipitant Balls

Just when you had thought he had finally gone, lunch had called, CornixPes leaps out from a corner and fires an enlarger ray at Frodo the dog, making him the size of three sky scrapers. He then throws up again and drowns half of Myopias population.

The microbes gleefully devour the nutritious vomit, along with the weedy members of the population who had been eliminated by the forces of natural selection working via Frodo the giant dog.

I am God, the omnipitent....I am tired of this Universe and your petty fighting...its Judgement day!

Ok deary. Go back to sleep.

_Myopia_ suddenly receives a vast influx of new troops and funding due to the backwards subliminal messages hidden in the latest single from Bob Page and the Psychic Microbes.

How many troops was that, 6?

*ahem* you're in the band, be more supportive.


Am jesus and Stab you in your omipitant Balls

Microbes don't have testicles. Jesus is mind-controlled by our head coercer and does a silly dance, whilst raining down fire and brimstone on Sethesh and drinking gallons of vodka.

I am God, the omnipitent....I am tired of this Universe and your petty fighting...its Judgement day!

YES, and Bob Page judges that you, God, are not powerful enough to maintain your position. He overthrows you and issues his judgement: "continue"

If microbes did have tesitcles... *nasty visual image*

I use my Glacier Launcher to launch a glacier at _Myopia_'s microbes, which freezes them.

The collective metabolic action of all the microbes quickly melts the glacier leaving a handy water supply.

Jesus, by now rather drunk, gets up on table and begins to sing "Stand By Your Man".

Bob Page knocks him unconscious to end the ear-splitting and intensely annoying noise, and obliterates CornixPes' armies' morale by mentally projecting images of what microbes might be like with testicles.

I will bring this war to a shuddering halt

by putting on a "best of the Spice Girls" CD

all your troops will perish before this crime against ears

His diciples, also now rather drunk, join him. The lyrics slwoly slurr from what was a fairly good song into a bad blend of slurring, laughing and sipping of alcholholic beverages.

Sorry this should have been in a new post

Bob Page knocks [Jesus] unconscious to end the ear-splitting and intensely annoying noise, and obliterates CornixPes' armies' morale by mentally projecting images of what microbes might be like with testicles.

I will bring this war to a shuddering halt

by putting on a "best of the Spice Girls" CD

all your troops will perish before this crime against ears

Microbes don't have ears

They dont have testicles either

OOC: how are we going to end this? It has to stop sometime

Actually it looks like I just killed the thread with that question. oops :lol:

Oh well. Bye everyone. Actually, it doesn't matter. The last 4 pages have not been real because:

While our master illusionists deceive your populations and armies, we secretly plug you all into the matrix!

Looks like I won a long time ago. Cya

Lol c ya