NationStates Jolt Archive

Outer Annarkian borders crumble!!

23-12-2003, 12:46
BREAKING NEWS:

In a frankly incompetent lapse of security, the password to the region of Outer Annarkia has been leaked by an unknown source.

When asked about the password, which is reported to be comeonyoupansy, Lord Clobbert the Lazy said he'd probably deal with the breach "sometime tomorrow".
23-12-2003, 13:03
His Royal Majesty, the Grand High Lord of the Evil Flea of Doom, King Flubbert III of The Kingdom of The Big Yellow Spot, Emperor of the Greater Yellow Spot Empire, has authorised the issue of the following statement in response to the crisis:


YOU TIT, CLOBBERT!!!!

There's always one black sheep in the family, isn't there? There we were, quite happily dominating a young region, with great hopes for the future, and you have to go and balls it all up, don't you?


Some bloke called Dave, Spokesman to the King.