NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, I kina just had a random idea and decided to start an animal war RP. Your army can include any types of creatures from axe weilding gorillas to the all powerful angry llama. As stated in the subject this is meant not to be a serious RP but one where people just have fun. Godmoding is allowed, so dont question the fact that I have 17 million geese coming to do their business all over your center of government. no need to be serious just have fun with it.

to start it off:

"Sir, we have a problem."
"What is it seargent?"
"There seems to be a humongous flying object approaching our borders."
"What do you think it is?"
"I'm not sure. It's travelling at 30 knots sir. Maybe it could be a humongous spacecraft."
The general considered what his advisor told him after looking at the radar screen. Moving toward his borders... What could it be? Was it dangerous?
The phone rang. "Yes sir," the advisor said. "What?!?!?! You must be kidding me!!!"
"What in god's name is it?!?!?" the general shouted. The advisor replied, "Sir, you won't believe this! Directly under the UFO, people are reporting unbelievable amounts of bird droppings!"
"Ahhh... so it's finally happened..." The general had a grim smile on his face. "What sir?" the advisor asked eagerly.
"The geese have mounted their army and they've come to take over."

*President Peter watches the news*

Peter: Good thing we have our special team of earthworms trained for such an emergency! *He runs out to the yard to a cage full of worms and with a flourish tears the top off* Go! Go! Take care of the terrible geese menace that has threatened the world!

*The worms just sit there and move around. A dog walks up to Peter*

Dog: Peter, those are the worms you bought at the bait shop yesterday. They aren't specially trained!

Peter: Oh, you say that now Brian, but just wait! They get really mad when you poke them! *He begins poking at the worms while Brian looks on, unamused* Eh? Eh? Look they're gettin' REAL mad now! It won't be long... Eh?

*Suddenly a koala wearing a red scarf flies up and attaches itself to Peter's face*

Peter: OH GOD! OH GOD! HELP! AHHH! AHHH!! GET IT OFF! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Brian watches for a minute and walks back into the house, completely unaware that the worms are now falling into ranks...*