NationStates Jolt Archive


Genetically Altered Animals

Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 03:41
The nation of Pain and Misery has spent the last Couple years experimenting with D.N.A. I am selling genetically altered animals. YOu may take these animals and experiment with genetic alteration.

Sheep
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/sheep_DS1.gif

Pigs
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/pig___DS.gif

Horse
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/horse_DS.gif

Cow
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/cow_DS.gif

Chicken
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/chicken_DS.gif

Deer
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/rudolph_DS.gif

Duck
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/duck__DS.gif

Rat
http://www.shawnsclipart.com/mouse_DS.gif

All animals are being sold for 200 dollars.
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:42
:shock:
Bayorta
23-12-2003, 03:42
May I be the first to say LOL

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 03:42
what?
23-12-2003, 03:42
i will buy 10 of each
*money wired*
23-12-2003, 03:42
i will buy 10 of each
*money wired*
23-12-2003, 03:44
:? :shock:
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 03:45
i will buy 10 of each
*money wired*16 000 dollars. wire money
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 03:49
listen, i dont know what youthink is so funnny. I worked long and hard on these creatures and deserve some credit.
23-12-2003, 03:55
these animals ought to be put out of their misery.... :(
Grays Hill
23-12-2003, 03:57
...All I have to say is.... WOW... If you worked over a month to creat those animals then you wasted your time. What is the use of them??? Sounds like a very stupid idea to me.
23-12-2003, 03:57
MUST... HAVE... FIVE... OF... EACH!!!! :twisted:

*wires money*
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 14:02
MUST... HAVE... FIVE... OF... EACH!!!! :twisted:

*wires money*order confirmed
23-12-2003, 14:04
I have been doing this since my nation began. I reccommend you learn to teach the mutated animals to hunt specific prey.
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 14:04
At first glance, these creatures look retarded. But the purpose is for genetic alteration to be fooled around with. Right now i am doing farm animals, but as we get better, we will be able to clone and stuff like that. If you dont see this as a golden opportunity, then dont buy any.
Jeruselem
23-12-2003, 14:09
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock:
23-12-2003, 14:12
Just trying to help you out.
23-12-2003, 16:59
are they good with children???
23-12-2003, 18:57
lol
ill take 2 of each
money will b wired with delivery
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 22:40
are they good with children???I imagin. We haven't trained them for pets yet. We will start to though
Pain and Misery
23-12-2003, 22:40
lol
ill take 2 of each
money will b wired with deliveryorder confirmed
23-12-2003, 22:42
:shock:

Seconded.
23-12-2003, 22:42
these animals ought to be put out of their misery.... :(

They should be put out of their Pain and Misery.
Pain and Misery
24-12-2003, 03:52
I assure you, they are not in any pain whatsoever. They are treated just like the rest of the animals. Only difference is :They look retarded.
24-12-2003, 16:29
I assure you, they are not in any pain whatsoever. They are treated just like the rest of the animals. Only difference is :They look retarded.

It was a joke. I ment put them out of your nation (called Pain and Misery). Notice the capital letters I put there, referring to a proper noun?
Pain and Misery
24-12-2003, 16:44
alright. I noticed that you put the pain and misery prt in but i though you were making fun of my naiton name.
24-12-2003, 16:48
are they good with children???

It probably depends on how you cook them.

The armed republic of social extremists officialy expresses an intrest in scientific experiments to crossbreed PitBulls and Large Horses for use on the battlefeild but does not wish to purchase any animals at this time.
Chochezkoo
24-12-2003, 17:00
:( :( :shock: :shock: :roll: :?
Pain and Misery
24-12-2003, 18:46
using genetic alteration, it would be easy to train these animals to do anything:attacking, manual labor, kid care, etc.
Ingleby Barwick
24-12-2003, 18:58
I feel that a genetic crossbreed between a tiger and a gorilla would have huge battlefield potential and i am very interested in the attempted creation of sucj a creature
Pain and Misery
24-12-2003, 22:39
I feel that a genetic crossbreed between a tiger and a gorilla would have huge battlefield potential and i am very interested in the attempted creation of sucj a creaturethat is a good idea. We will soon begin cross breeding too.
29-12-2003, 23:03
i want
200 ducks
200 deer
200 chickens
wires 120,000 and 1 cream filled donut
29-12-2003, 23:03
i want
200 ducks
200 deer
200 chickens
wires 120,000 and 1 cream filled donut
Pain and Misery
30-12-2003, 19:11
i want
200 ducks
200 deer
200 chickens
wires 120,000 and 1 cream filled donutorder confirmed
Pain and Misery
24-10-2004, 15:31
wow, this is the first post iv made in a looong timel, but i want ppl to buy my animals again so

bump
Pain and Misery
24-10-2004, 19:06
i gess nobody wants to buy my sexy animals. this is a once in a life time opportunity and all u guys r passin it up...too bad