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Froggyliciousness moves bombers over The Fedral Union..

Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:38
Froggyliciousness has deployed the First Froggy Squadron to move over The Fedral Union. They will bomb out the main city. Unconventional, though, are the warheads. They will drop new copies of Microsoft Office 2003 enclosed in lots of styrofoam for use by TFU citizens. Why are we making this move? The Supreme Chancellor said today that "The president of The Fedral Union can't spell worth crap. A uneducated society is a danger to the world. Thousands of people could log on to their computers and play a nation simulation game. While doing this, they could misspell every other word and cause massive riots among the TFU population. We don't want them following in the president's footsteps."

-Froggy Doat, Channel 1 News.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:40
WTF?
:!:
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:40
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Doujin fully supports Froggyliciousness in their campaign

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The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:41
The Fedral Unions Congress has declared sactions on both your nations for these unsolisted acts!
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:41
WTF?
:!:


Glad you can spell that.
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:42
The Fedral Unions Congress has declared sactions on both your nations for these unsolisted acts!



Um..ok...uh...you must really not like Microsoft.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:42
The Fedral union deploys 10 JSTF's to escort those bombers away if you dont get out of my air space we will shoot you down thats all.

(JSTF'S = joint strike fighters*)
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:43
The Fedral Unions Congress has declared sactions on both your nations for these unsolisted acts!

The Fedral Union Congress has instituded sanctions on Froggyliciousness and Doujin for these unsolicited acts!
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:44
The Fedral union deploys 10 l JSTF to escort those bombers away if you dont get out of my air space we will shoot you down thats all.


WE SHALL PWN YOU WITH OUR 1337 HAX0R S0FTWARE! PH34R!
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:44
Points to the edited post above if you dont get out of my air space ill shoot ya down ) One of my JSTF'S shoots a waring shot

(trasmmstion)
This is your final waring get out of the fedral unions air space
If you do not comply you will be shot down
(end)
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:45
Doujin launches 1800 RF-11 Multi-role fighters to protect Froggyliciousness' bombers.

Doujin indeed has 1800 RF-11 fighters, however they are no where near the fedral union at the time and "launched" them to make fun of the fedral union
Aquilla
23-12-2003, 03:45
One godmodder, another...although froggy has improved.
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:46
The Fedral union deploys 10 JSTF's to escort those bombers away if you dont get out of my air space we will shoot you down thats all.

(JSTF'S = joint strike fighters*)


The bombers have released BWB's (babies with balloons) to destroy your joint strike fighters. They are expected to slobber all over and melt your fighters made out of thin office paper.
The Zoogie People
23-12-2003, 03:46
OOC: I've never really gotten what 1337 means...heh...

Wow...is this really a serious attack? He didn't really threaten you or anything...he gave up the other RP thread right? Well I'm confused ;)
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:47
One godmodder, another...although froggy has improved.


I have the military budget to purchase all those office copies! I DO! HONESTLY!
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:47
Laser aa battiers target Doujin's air craft and begin fireing

100 morE JSTF Are lunched with them 1500 F-16 interseptor Air craft
are lunched and begin engaeing the enemmy forces.
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:48
OOC: I've never really gotten what 1337 means...heh...

Wow...is this really a serious attack? He didn't really threaten you or anything...he gave up the other RP thread right? Well I'm confused ;)


He was pulling thousands of carriers all out of thin air...how much sea does a world have? Jeez..
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:49
My babies with balloons are teething on your paper fighters. So there.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:50
The laser AA fire starts shooting at your air craft .

(and none of my palnes have been shot down becuse they are made form
a DU titanuim alloy)
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:51
All of the fighters are equiped with nuclear warheads, and we now carpet bomb your nation. (for your information, RF-11 fighters are better than your puny F-16 and JSTF)
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:52
The laser AA fire starts shooting at your air craft .

(and none of my palnes have been shot down becuse they are made form
a DU titanuim alloy)

*two balloons pop*


Wow that was good considering methinks you've hired some children to make "boom boom" sound effects while they wave flashlights around.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:52
all laser battiers start fireing at Doujin's air craft laser AA beams fire Plasma flack cannons start fireing heated plasma shells. as well

1500 JOINT STIKE FIGHTERS START shooting at Doujin's fighters.
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:53
all laser battiers start fireing at Doujin's air craft laser flack cannons start fireing as well

1500 JOINT STIKE FIGHTERS START shooting at Doujin's fighters.


1500 JSTF? Someone call the air traffic controllers.
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:54
Each craft has shields which shield itself from conventional weaponry, and to an extreme extent laser. 1800 nuclear warheads drop from the fighters.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:54
GOD MODDING )
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:55
Each craft has shields which shield itself from conventional weaponry, and to an extreme extent laser. 1800 nuclear warheads drop from the fighters.


That's an EXTREME godmod. Let's just say..5. That's enough to wipe out his children making those sound effects.
The Fedral Union
23-12-2003, 03:56
IGNORE CANNON FIRED! MOD please lock this silly thread..
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:57
the fedral union, I already have you on ignore - hence the shields ;)
Eredron
23-12-2003, 03:57
IGNORE CANNON FIRED! MOD please lock this silly thread..


:!: No spelling errors :!:
23-12-2003, 03:58
Watch how it's done...

As the sun goes down, a column of no less than 1000 Skullzz Armageddon (Apocalypse IIb) tanks roll into the capital city of The Fedral Union. Several old ladies are immediately run over as they crawl closer to the capital building. The tanks destroy everything in their way, without taking so much as a scratch on themselves. They finally get to the capital building and level it, killing the leader of TFU and ending the spell checker holocaust once and for all.
Doujin
23-12-2003, 03:58
:shock: you are right he didn't make a spelling mistake in that one!
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 03:58
GOD MODDING )


You know, when I reconsider, 1800 nuclear warheads about compares with 1500 paper strike fighters. let's declare this an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY GODMOD (tm) and let you both be even. So Fedral Union, you have just been reduced to a pile of nuclear waste.
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 04:00
i claim the nuclear waste pile! w000tzerz!
Doujin
23-12-2003, 04:01
haha froggy
Aquilla
23-12-2003, 04:02
Fedral Union, have you forgotten the other thread, or are you too much of a coward to post, for fear of your destruction by me?
Froggyliciousness
23-12-2003, 04:03
Fedral Union, have you forgotten the other thread, or are you too much of a coward to post, for fear of your destruction by me?


I killed all his children with flashlights, so he's effectively out of the war.
Doujin
23-12-2003, 04:03
which one :lol: theres several