NationStates Jolt Archive

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Celebration in the streets over the declaration of annex upon The Whatever of Udek, people have been quoted saying:

CEO Bob Bobbin: Finally, I whole new land to exploit and destory... I mean um... are you quoting this?

Private Citizen: YAH! Free beer! What? Huh? Were acutally doing something?

1st Division Private: Finally, my bolt rifle hasn't fired a live round since yesterday, and that was a missfire, maybe we can acutally do something. All praise Reif!

However the party was cut short as the Riot Suppression Units were sent in to "put those slackers back to work!"

Though despite the celebration the war over annexation must still be fought, battle plans are being drawn up as we speak to take down the much larger nation of Udek!
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"Ok we send in a 10 man squad from the 1st Division to take the Udek Emperors home, hopefully this will make them much easier to conquere, however, we will have to send in troops to support the hostage situation quickly or risk their deaths." High Judicature Zakrufs says.

"Agreed, alert the troops, I want full mobilization, we must hit them before they know we are at war, blizkriege (no I cannot speak german so please correct me) so to speak." Reif replies. "And if we fail what then?"

"We won't fail sir" responds High Judicature Zakrufs.

----------------------------------^Basically 5 star general, hes in charge of Expiondictionary forces (the people that attack)

OOC: This is a private war "story" to explain why we get controll of a 700mil+ nation as a 100mil nation so don't pledge support but comments are always welcomed!

Emperor Udak the XVI was sitting in his chamber of office, swiveling on his swivel chair wondering, Whom to put to death today...

When suddenly his steel door is blown off its hindges and the smell of explosives and death pile into his quaters. But the smell is quickly followed by a group of burly men carring odd looking, but very nasty, weapons. The biggest, and obvious leader barks out, "By order of Reif Dnelufwa, Chairman of Mikosolf, you are under our command, and thereby your country!"

"Fools, Reif controls a much smaller nation than mine, we will crush you like the insect you are, the only way you could win would be to... to..." he looks around at the ten men with guns and his dead elites in the hallway and says, "Oh, well I guess you did that allready, none the less we will fight back and kill you all."

"Hardly," the burly man replies, "the entire 1st Division as well as all nondefense corps are mobilizing upon this position and a live broadcast," points to a small camera on his "flak" jacket, "of your capture is being given to your people right now, making our fight much easier, so sit back and enjoy the rule of Reif!"

Outside the palace of Udek in the city of Udek (yes I know I am uncreative ATM) the people were in a panic. Their beloved leader captured, and now these horrid men, around 1500 of them randomly killing citizens, destroying weapon stockpiles, tanks, and all manner of other things. Using gurilla tactics to brutal and demanding no normal soldier could do. Having blocked of all access by vehicle to the palace by planting C-4 on to tanks to imobilize them, they had effective control.

Furthermore, in the surronding farm lands tank brigades as well at hummers patrolled, keeping air and ground support at bay with stingers and tank buster weapontry.

This was a dark day in Udek, how long can the king hold out under such brutal captivity...


"No! No more Britiany Spears, please stop I beg you, do not play that song any more," the emporer begged of his captors. They just smiled and hit play one more time...

High Judicator Zakrufs rushes into Reif Dnelufwa's office with joyus news, "Sir, the leader has been broken the papers and announcement of surrender are allready in the works. Our force need only hold out for a bit more!"

"That is good news, because I have just gotten radar reports that over 45% of the Udek millitary has mobilzed, 1/3 to attack us and the rest to try and recapture the city. If this is not announced within 33 minutes we will have a two front war." Reif responds.

"We will have it sir, one way or another," H.J. Zakrufs responds and with a stern salute he leaves the room.