New pointy stick tech!
Dontgonearthere
21-12-2003, 23:48
DGNT proudly presents:
The Stickinator, 2000!
http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2002/manual/images/bilingual/stick.jpg
Smite your enemies with this branch! Many will come to fear and respect you while you wield the power of this piece of solid pine!
Price: 5 Decacreds (1USD) for ten sticks, presharpened.
The many uses of the Stickinator 2000:
- Perfect against nations using Cardboard tech!
- Bayonettes!
- Can be eaten as a fibre source!
- May be set on fire as an emergency flare or heat/light source!
- Used to fend off wild animals!
- Can be brightly painted and used to direct traffic!
- Marshmellow roaster!
- Kinetic energy absorbtion/dispersal device!
- Emergency replacement axle!
- And you can poke people with it!
Anti-Nazis
21-12-2003, 23:51
http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2002/manual/images/bilingual/stick.jpg
Cool training bayonets i will take 50,000,000 sticks
*Wires 1 USD*
*Throws stick at DGNT*
The Zoogie People
21-12-2003, 23:55
Hmm...I'll just get them from my lumber companies' scrap, thanks. :)
Edited for spelling. :lol:
*buys stick, looks at it, and sets it on fire*
Henleaze Avenue
22-12-2003, 00:01
Henleaze Avenue cowers before DGNT's awesome military might!
*Cower*
We will buy in several tonnes of pencil sharpeners and make our own pointy-stick tech! Hah! THE WORLD WILL BURN BEFORE OUR MIGHTY ARMIES!
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 00:03
Items shipped, they will be magicaly appearing somewhere in your capitols within the next hour.
Crimson blades
22-12-2003, 00:38
*Buys two sticks, pokes self in eye with both sticks, wobbles around for a bit, falls from a cliff and dies.*
Your evil sticks have caused a death in our nation! you shall pay!
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 00:59
OH, damn, heres five dollars, hope it helps :P
Must... have... pointy stick!!!
*Sends 60 shoveits (ten USD)*
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 01:50
Items shipped Steve.
*begins adding 'Do not insert into bodily orifices, eyes or fingernails' stickers to sticks*
Dontgonearthere
01-01-2004, 00:49
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Jangle Jangle Ridge
01-01-2004, 00:56
You cannot win! We have something new! Heavy rock technology!
http://www.drbobs.com/rock.jpg
Jangle Jangle Ridge
01-01-2004, 01:01
Starting at 1 USD for 5 Squishy-rock-ifyers.
Dontgonearthere
01-01-2004, 01:05
I have the power of Windows 3.1!
http://www.angelfire.com/va/planeswlk/images/Urza.gif
PHEAR!
The Zoogie People
01-01-2004, 01:09
LOL, I think pointy stick is more flexible and therefore more effective...sorry JJR. As for Windows 3.1...
Dontgonearthere: I have the power of Windows 3.1!!
Mac OS X user: Aaah! Run for your lives!
:P
Jangle Jangle Ridge
01-01-2004, 01:40
We have the power of LINUX!
http://www.linux.org/about/donate.html#penguin
Aztec National League
01-01-2004, 01:48
Windows 3.11, don't be fooled by it's promise of multi-tasking. Don't let it touch you!!!
Central Facehuggeria
01-01-2004, 01:48
Don't let windows anything touch you.
Falastur
01-01-2004, 01:50
- Perfect against nations using Cardboard tech!
You know, you've just given me an idea for my first storefront :D
Now I just have to decide whether I'm enough of an idiot/Lunatic Goofball fan to actually make the storefront
Jangle Jangle Ridge
01-01-2004, 01:53
- Perfect against nations using Cardboard tech!
You know, you've just given me an idea for my first storefront :D
Now I just have to decide whether I'm enough of an idiot/Lunatic Goofball fan to actually make the storefront
Yeah, I think you are.
We have the power of LINUX!
http://www.linux.org/about/donate.html#penguin
I have the power of Knoppix Linux (http://www.knoppix.org/)!
Falastur
01-01-2004, 01:54
Yeah, I think you are.
Thanks for the compliment. I wondered if anyone would read that bit. Hmmmm.....still can't decide whether to or not....
The South Islands
01-01-2004, 02:06
Nooooo....My Blunt Rock Tech is being destroyed by my enemies' Pointy Stick Tech...
Quick, I need 10,000 Pointy Sticks, plus the production rights, NOW, Before its too late...
Jangle Jangle Ridge
01-01-2004, 02:33
I have Pointy Metal Pole tech!
Port Imperial
01-01-2004, 03:23
We have firearms! :lol:
We have firearms! :lol:
:!:
*Gasp!*
Godmoder!
Dontgonearthere
01-01-2004, 03:26
- Perfect against nations using Cardboard tech!
You know, you've just given me an idea for my first storefront :D
Now I just have to decide whether I'm enough of an idiot/Lunatic Goofball fan to actually make the storefront
Just letting you know that DGNT has Quantum Cardboard copyrighted as well.
Dont even think it :twisted:
Oh and JJR, we have...err...um...POINTY WATER!
Dontgonearthere
03-01-2004, 01:59
Nobody phears the pointy water anymore :x
Roycelandia
24-01-2004, 04:18
Our experiments with Pointy Nerf Tech and Pointy Cotton Wool Tech have also been less than successful... :lol:
Dontgonearthere
24-01-2004, 04:22
*stabs with pointy water*
Tradewinds
24-01-2004, 05:00
We have firearms! :lol:
:!:
*Gasp!*
Godmoder! Ok I'm ready to wipe out this firearm-carrying warmonger. :twisted:
*silence*
I'll by one stick please. :D