NationStates Jolt Archive

As any of our previous customers may know- our weapon engineers here at the Armed Republic of Lotus7 work day and night to create the most advanced Futuristic technology possible for us.

Our first products or "technology leaks" as we like to call them were the
Super Human Exoskelleton, and the Earthquake beta units. And they sold beautifully. Now we have our newest technology leak- Lotus blades.

The Lotus blade was concieved by working with nuclear fission. Lotus7 does not have access to Nuclear bombs- as we already know- but we do have a successfull uranium mining industry- and have been playing around with fusion and fission alot lately.

Working endless hours, we have come up with a chamber that condenses the reaction, and certain metals (native to lotus 7) absorb that condensed energy, thus- negatively charging that metal.

We started making swords with this technology, and found that the swords boasted quite a force. Now you may be thinking-
"swords? what a weak weapon!! I could shoot a soldier in the head before he took a swipe at me!"
Negative... due to the nuclear nature of these swords- a skilled swordsman could take down bullets like a Jedi in starwars.

Naturally- we developed this new found technology and started the manufacturing of swords quite a while back. Now that this technology is common to us- we are ready for mass production and selling of the product of our research- the Lotus blade.

THE LOTUS BLADE
http://sfc.strategy-gaming.com/brezgonne/sword3b.jpg


If you are interested- please do not wire your money until we have made a deal onto the amount you will order- and what you will be paying.

And from now untill christmas- for every 100 Lotus blades bought- we will throw in one free EB unit (earthquake beta unit)

Bump

**Heavy Encryption**

**Line Secured. . . . . . . . Begining transmition**

Greetings from His Emenance, High Prince Dozle's mentor, ADAM.

We wish to purchase one of these blades from you in the form of a katana, and would like to know how much we can expect to pay for one.

**end transmition**

[code:1:c1737f5d44]
Run killtrace.exe
Run logwipe.exe
[/code:1:c1737f5d44]

**end encryption**

1 million dollars should be sufficient.... but thats a first customer discount.

**Encrypted message**

Excelent, the money will be wired to the account specified as soon as an encrypted confirmation has been sent to this pathway. . . we thank you for your discression in this matter, and assure you taht more purchases will ensue once this has been tested.

**End message**

a skilled swordsman could take down bullets like a Jedi in starwars.


Ignoring the fact that blaster rounds are easier to see than tracers, and the fact that bullets travel many times faster than blaster bolts, we would like to point out to you that not even a skilled swordsman has the reflexes of a Jedi.

To complicate matters, you can't see bullets coming at you.