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Silverlecim News

Silver City: The president of Silverlecim, Michael Silverstein, who is not obsessed with Silver, issued a statement to day declaring a state of emergency in the hurricane ravaged province of North Silverlecim. In his statement he remarked:

"This is the worst hurricane we've ever had in Silverlecim. Of course it's the only hurricane ever to hit Silverlecim but that's not the point. Death tolls in the region hit by the storm are at 34 with an additional 8 missing and 177 injured. The damage is estimated at 500 million USD, and we are lucky that it is only that. If any nations would be so kind as to help, I would appreciate it greatly and be in debt to them. Thank you. That is all."

Said one citizen, " Well, I heard about a storm on the coast but I never expected it to be this bad. Luckily, I wasn't home when the hurricane caused my house to collapse. But my dog was! Oh no! Poor Fluffinsnufflers!!! Ohhh!" She then ran away in tears. This is just a minor sample of the destruction in North Silverlecim.We continue to hope for the best.

*wires 500 million USD* Here you are!

Pwnica can send additional money if needed, plus crews to rebuild and provide medical assistance.

Thank you, but the damage still remains in our hearts. Everyone here is deeply saddened. If anyone has a pet dog to replace Fluffinsnuffles or the many other pets who were lost in the incident, that would be greatly appreciated as well. Also, many crops were lost due to the hurricane so there is an inpending food shortage throughout the country. Any humanitarian aid would be appreciated.

we have some 500 dogs for free and can donate over 40,000 hamburgers.

Many thanks.

#Telegram#
From: Xavier Methnor, Prime Minister of Pwnica
To: General Glyfforian, Pwnica Space Corps

General, we've recieved reports of a devastating hurricane in Silverlecim, and we wish to send help. Gather several drop transports and load them up with construction materials and crews, medical supplies and crews, fertilizer, and several XL crates of food, and deliver them to Silverlecim.

Thank you again. I'm in your debt.

While you have much of what you need the only thing Chancland finds suitable to offer is Counselors and Social Workers from the Chancland Cross (Red Cross). We will also be sending in an additional 100 doctors and 300 tons of lumber. If anything else at all is needed please just send us a telegram. Good luck and god speed.

-President Chanc I

Thanks.