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December 20th 2003- The Armed Republic of Reagani, military spokesman for the Union of Pennyroyal issued a declaration of war today on Shinrita and Commoriom for violation an anti-spying/espionage treaty signed just days before. Three days ago, Eastern Ireland intelligence officials discovers an attempted entry by Commoriom spies into the Union of Pennyroyal. It is now known that these spies were being secretly financed by Shinrita's corrupted dictator, known as either "Queztkotl" or "El Cacciatore", depending on which oppressed citizen of his country you ask. The coalition, constisting currently of Reagani, Eastern Ireland, and El Suavador, and aided by Rebeland are currently within 50 miles of Shinrita's borders with ground troops, intelligence officials, elite special forces, tanks, support vehicles, aircraft carriers, nuclear powered subs and other advanced tactical weapons. The coalition also have Battleships loaded with tactical Nukes aimed at the capital cities of both Shinrita and Commoriom. There are already specially trained Reagani forces inside the borders to attempt to assassination the "penguin-like dictator", as quoted by a Shinritan informant. The Union of Pennyroyal's military division would like to see the El Cacciatore meet a quick end so that his people will no longer suffer. We hope this conflict will be swift and as tactical as possible. May God watch over the Reagani soldiers during this time of conflict.

The government of Rebeland is offering support in anyway possible to the nation of Reagani, and the province of Pennyroyal.

First, Im gonna take care of the OOC parts:
Talk about godmodding. Tactical nukes when you're nation is like 2 weeks old. Give me a break, I still dont even have some of those high tech weapons you listed. Secondly, you cant suddenly be 50 miles from my borders with a huge force without movements that I would be aware of. Whatever, learn how to RP this.

IC:

Trabia (December 20) President Seth Hunter looked shock as he read over the telegram where his nation was declared war upon. The wild allegations reported made him shocked, and outraged the citizens of Shinrita. "President Hunter is the best president Shinrita has ever had, and we speak english well you savages", stated a woman, named Victoria, who was wearing a "I <3 Trabia" tshirt.

President Hunter, speaking in front of the Presidential Palace, alongside of King Angelo and Prime Minister Jill London, spoke of the grounds on which war was declared. "First off, I never signed an anti espionage treaty with the Union of Pennyroyal, I only wished to sign a cease fire with the Queendom of Cookieton, which the Queen herself walked away from. Secondly, Commoriom is NOT a Shinrita spy, although it is now an ally. The allegations that the Union of Pennyroyal have brought against my nation are false. I have no interests in their region, and could really care less about any of them. Thirdly, I am an elected leader of this nation, I serve my country. I did not finance any espionage into anyones nations, and those allegations are also false."

President Hunter continues, "Unless an apology is issued for these false accusations within 24 hours (RL), The United Kingdom of Shinrita will also be forced to declare war upon Reagani, Eastern ireland and El Suavador."

On behalf of the the entire coalition, we refuse to apologize. our intelligence suggested espionage attempts and we believe our intelligence to be good. however, with an admittance and an apology for your attempts to spy on us, we will consider removing our troops from your borderlands. **Troops are currently moving to within 10 miles of Shinritan borders, waiting for the invasion command**

Aright you slugs, shut yer moufes an' lissen up! I'm Shagrat, boss o' Cirith Ungol, an' I'm gonna watch you lot smack eachuvver silly and giggle in th' sidelines 'till it looks like my lot o' worthless yella' bellied scum wot calls 'emselves orcs can "storm" one of yer nations. We may be armed to medieval standards, and we may be cowardly and bow-legged and stunted and ugly as shit, but... uh... anyway, carry on! if one o' yer wants to buy/borrow some o' my lads gimme a holler. Roit then, wheres that turd samwise? Imma rip 'im a new one...

So be it, We will not apologize for anything which we are not responsible for. Consider hostilities commenced, and this is your last warning to remove your troops from approaching our territory, we will be forced to respond with extreme prejudice.

*Movement of troops*
250,000 infantry soldiers poised at the borders
10 brigades of M1A1 tanks.
Approaching border*

OOC: How the hell are you invading my nation by land, without gaining the rights to use my neighbors land as a launching pad.

My great nation (an ally of Rebeland) wishes to help reagani if need be.

100,000 eastern ireland troops move into position for invasion armed with m16's

5,000 F-16's are on standby.

what does OOC means?

(Ahaha! 5,000 F-16s are worth significantly more than every economically quantifiable asset in your nation!
Shakes fist in an attempt to force people to play...better)

You may note that my country is not one of bumbling fools, but one of intellectuals that will not be provoked into war.

OOC:Hey Shinrita,don't you just hate the real new people who think they can rule the world?

IC:Keebland offers help to the nation of Shinrita,although I doubt he will need it.

1 million troops of the Dumfrieshire Army are ready to assist the Union of Penniroyal. Espionage is dispicable and we aim to bring spies and their nations to justice.
(And that is plausible, considering that it's only 1/45th of my total population and we have a strong economy.)

Your nation's GDP, Rebeland, is something like half the defence expenditure of Spain. The defence budget is probably less than half of pre-(last) war Iraq's. If Iraq could afford 10,000 F-16s I don't think the information minister would have been laughed at quite so much.

I mean, this is none of my business really, I'll leave you to it if you like, but.. your nation would get its backside handed to it if you picked a fight with Ghana.

My nation (also a friend of Rebeland) has recognized Pennyroyal's cause and is offering assistance.

OOC:Hey Shinrita,don't you just hate the real new people who think they can rule the world?

IC:Keebland offers help to the nation of Shinrita,although I doubt he will need it.
OOC: Yeah, I find this hilarious. "My nuclear powered subs filled with 5000 tactical nukes will 0wn j00, even though my nation is 2 weeks old."

IC: Shinrita thanks Keebland for their help, and is willing to work hand in hand with them in this impending crisis.

Sucroseland is willing to help Union of Pennyroyal in any way possible. Vive le Pennyroyal!

We will help Reagani in their impending crisis.

OOC: I think im gonna use the might of the ignore cannon and ignore the posts made by the 26 countries that signed up 10 minutes ago.

We pledge our allegience to Reagani,,,,15,000 troops are on standbye

*Troop Movement*
2 Infantry brigades are headed for Europe via sea transport
A squadron of Harriers is on stand-by aboard our one carrier
5 long-range bombers are ready to launch from Maxwell Air Force Base

Your nation's GDP, Rebeland, is something like half the defence expenditure of Spain. The defence budget is probably less than half of pre-(last) war Iraq's. If Iraq could afford 10,000 F-16s I don't think the information minister would have been laughed at quite so much.

I mean, this is none of my business really, I'll leave you to it if you like, but.. your nation would get its backside handed to it if you picked a fight with Ghana.

OOC: Thanks for explaining that in a way I couldnt any better.

hahahahaha! greetings everyone! I just got back from dinner, did 26 countries sign up? excellent

50,000 kevlar equipped troops (M16/RPG) are on standby.

It would help if Regani were still in the forum.

After considering the situation, The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd pledges the support of it's massive, technologically up-to-date airforce to the defense (and if possible, counteroffense) of the United Kingdom of Shinrita. That will be all.

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Socialist States of Zvarinograd

OOC:
Now my airforce, on the other hand, is supported by the fact that I have a rather small army (for my size, at least) and no navy. Factories all around my country manufacture a considerable amount of aircraft every year and billions of dollars pour into the expansion, research and maintenance of my airforce.

Essentially, my main fighting force is my airforce.

IC: At first, our sovereign nation was prepared to join Reagani and the Union of Penniroyal in battle, but now it seems as though Reagani has left the theatre of war. Impatience within my borders grows and we may not wait much longer before recalling troops.

OOC:Where's Reagani?!?!?

I concur. If Reagani does not show up soon , the entire military might of Militantatopia will disengage itself from war.

The Allied States of Silverlecim offers the use of its 40 aircraft fleet (OOC: yeah 40, not 10 million. you can't just have as many people as you like) and the assistance of 20,000 troops (not 15 million) to Shinrita. We will be ready to blast the heck out of all the godmoding n00bs. The populations of the 26 nations against us MIGHT add up to our combined army. You have no chance so surrender now.

*troops in movement*
3 battleships have locked target on the capital building in Shinrita
another 50,000 troops are on the move for the boarder
2 fleets of b52 bombers are on there way to Shinrita
3 fleets of f-16s are in teh air and within 50 miles on Shinrita

So be it. Dumfrieshire's forces have been recalled and are headed back for Celtic Europe. Shinrita is not in danger of invading forces from Celtic Europe any longer.

until further notice, The Republic of Rebeland has taken a position of neutrality.

SAM battery sites and Shinrita and Keebland troops stand poised on the borders, waiting for Union of Pennyroyal troops to be seen. A detachment of recon planes were dispatched from New Hunter City to spy on U.O.P. troop positions. General Thomas Wendy, under direct orders from President Seth Hunter, has orders to commence bombing on their troops once they're within range.

Rebeland, thank you for assuming neutrality. You must have realized what would happen if you even thought about attacking any of us. Also, please convince your former allies to become neutral like you.

The Federation of Glorious Humanity is appalled at the willingness of Pennyroyal to threaten nuclear war. Our nation has seen the horror inflicted by nuclear weapons, and in light of this we shall side with Shinrita against those who would bring nuclear armageddon on us all.

Mark Albert
President
Federation of Glorious Humanity

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GHS Fist of Man
En route to Shinrita waters

Captain Nathan Hunter of the GHS Fist of Man was on the bridge of his ship, looking out through a pair of binoculars at the other ships in Task Force Protector. There were a total of ten surface ships, including the carriers, GHS Humanity and Seabird, as well as four destroyers, two cruisers, and two special AA destroyers, which coupled with the carriers' F-14 Tomcat fighters did nicely to keep the airspace over the fleet clear. Below the waters, five nuclear powered attack submarines made sure no one snuck up on the surface ships. Trailing slightly behind the warships were six transports, bearing a total of one hundred thousand crack infantry soldiers from the Federation Peacekeepers that would land in Shinrita and help the local defenders keep their land safe. Behind the transports were two oilers and a supply ship with extra missiles and shells for the cruisers' and destroyers' big guns. It was a force to be reckoned with.

[OOC: Shinrita, can I get some details on your coastline so I have some idea where my people are going?]

United Kingdom of Shinrita airspace,

Suddenly, the ground shook and a torrent of noise came from the sky. Looking above, the citizens of the United Kingdom of Shinrita came to see a sight only the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's citizens lived from to talk about, it is the titanic "armada" of aircraft known as the Airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd. The massive diplay of aircraft consisted of 1,500 RF-11 “Archangel” Multi-Role Fighters, 1,000 F-109C “Tempest” Fighters, 1,000 SMF-II “Deus Ex Machina” Air Superiority Fighters, 1,000 AH-58 “Apache” Attack Helicopters, 1,000 A-10 “Thunderbolt II” Ground Attack Fighters, 750 B-1B “Lancer” Bombers, 500 SU-27PD Naval Warfare Fighters, 500 RAH-66 “Comanche” Stealth Helicopters, 500 DP-21 Interceptors, 500 BB-I Guided Missile Barrage Fighters, 500 DP-21G Ground Attack Fighters, 100 F-117A “Nighthawk” Stealth Fighters, 50 B-2 “Spirit” Stealth Bombers and a single RT-3007 “Defender” Mobile Command Airship. The noise was almost unbearable as the fighters screamed out their afterburners to break the sound barrier. Soon, the massive airforce encircled the enemy and a rainstorm of bombs and missles with the likes of that unbeknownst to man ever before came upon the invasion forces.

Although it seemed already grandeur, it shocked the military personnel of the United Kingdom of Shinrita below, when the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's forces announced that this was only but one of the many divisions of their airforce. They were completely dumbfounded by the sheer might of their ally's airforce.

OOC:
Post losses and tell me what returned fire so I can determine my losses.

My fighters are within 1 hour of Shinrita and would like to know where to land.

Zvarinograd's post reminded me that I have 5 B-2 Spirits in my hangars. They will now take off. Each of them is equipped with 2 nuclear and 25 conventional bombs. If I have to drop all those nukes I'll have none left but it'll be worth it.

It would not be a wise decision for your country to drop nuclear weapons on my allies. Though I wish to be neutral, I cannot allow that to happen.

United Kingdom of Shinrita airspace,

Suddenly, the ground shook and a torrent of noise came from the sky. Looking above, the citizens of the United Kingdom of Shinrita came to see a sight only the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's citizens lived from to talk about, it is the titanic "armada" of aircraft known as the Airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd. The massive diplay of aircraft consisted of 1,500 RF-11 “Archangel” Multi-Role Fighters, 1,000 F-109C “Tempest” Fighters, 1,000 SMF-II “Deus Ex Machina” Air Superiority Fighters, 1,000 AH-58 “Apache” Attack Helicopters, 1,000 A-10 “Thunderbolt II” Ground Attack Fighters, 750 B-1B “Lancer” Bombers, 500 SU-27PD Naval Warfare Fighters, 500 RAH-66 “Comanche” Stealth Helicopters, 500 DP-21 Interceptors, 500 BB-I Guided Missile Barrage Fighters, 500 DP-21G Ground Attack Fighters, 100 F-117A “Nighthawk” Stealth Fighters, 50 B-2 “Spirit” Stealth Bombers and a single RT-3007 “Defender” Mobile Command Airship. The noise was almost unbearable as the fighters screamed out their afterburners to break the sound barrier. Soon, the massive airforce encircled the enemy and a rainstorm of bombs and missles with the likes of that unbeknownst to man ever before came upon the invasion forces.

Although it seemed already grandeur, it shocked the military personnel of the United Kingdom of Shinrita below, when the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's forces announced that this was only but one of the many divisions of their airforce. They were completely dumbfounded by the sheer might of their ally's airforce.

OOC:
Post losses and tell me what returned fire so I can determine my losses.
OOC: Who and what did you attack?

My fighters are within 1 hour of Shinrita and would like to know where to land
**Encrypted message to Commander of Silverlecim forces**
We have opened up a secret airstrip about 50 miles north of Trabia. Once you are within 10 miles of it, 2 of our fighters will escort you and permit you to land to refuel and resupply.
**End encrypted message**

OOC:Glorious Humanity: Telegrammed you the info.
Also, I wasnt serious about the 26 nations joining in 10 minutes. I was being sarcastic about that. Heh, sorry for the misunderstanding.

I do not intend to drop the nukes. I will do so only if my country is attacked. In fact, all my forces have orders not to fire unless fired upon. Thanks for the notification of the location of the airstrip.

OOC: This is going to be a weird war.

<Transmission>

TO: Silverlecim
FROM: Herbert Ablegard, General of the Army, Federation of Glorious Humanity
RE: Nuclear weapons

We respectfully request that you not make use of your nuclear weapons. The military might of the combined alliance should be more than sufficient to end this conflict by conventional means, and nuclear warheads could cause many unneeded problems.

Once again, the nukes are a last resort. I intentionally loaded my bombers with conventional and nonlethal bombs (EMPs and flash bombs) to avoid use of my nukes. My fighters have landed at the airstrip and the bombers will be there within an hour or so.

**After a long meeting of Reagani Generals at an undisclosed located, A decision has been reached. First, we would like to let our allies know that we were not carelessly away, we were meticously planning the first strike tactics. The order has been given to Reagani Battleships to fire nukes at Shinrita's five largest cities. They are currently in flight to their current targets. After the nukes arrive at the targets, the full fledged invasion force will enter Shinrita's borders. May God be with us all. Thank you to all nations that support the Union of Pennyroyal

OOC:
Shinrita, I respect you as a capable roleplayer but please read. ;) I proclaimed myself on your side in the other post and I attacked Reagani forces nearby your country in that one.

I do not intend to drop the nukes. I will do so only if my country is attacked. In fact, all my forces have orders not to fire unless fired upon. Thanks for the notification of the location of the airstrip.

OOC: This is going to be a weird war.

OOC: I know. Its hard to tell whose on whose side sometimes. Whats even funnier is the originators of the war arent even here anymore.

Zvarinograd: I thought you were on my side, but from the way your post was read, it seemed like you attacked one of my cities. Sorry.

If nukes are launched at Shinrita then Reagiani will be annihilated by my bombers. Also, upon launching of the nukes, my 1 sattelite nuclear defense system will attempt to block them instantly resulting in the destruction of anythin within about 30 miles of the silo.

The forces of Pennyroyal and their allies shall rise to victory. Kleptocratopia is sending 82,000 soldiers to aid Reagani.

OOC:
United Kingdom of Shinrita airspace,

Suddenly, the ground shook and a torrent of noise came from the sky. Looking above, the citizens of the United Kingdom of Shinrita came to see a sight only the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's citizens lived from to talk about, it is the titanic "armada" of aircraft known as the Airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd. The massive diplay of aircraft consisted of 1,500 RF-11 “Archangel” Multi-Role Fighters, 1,000 F-109C “Tempest” Fighters, 1,000 SMF-II “Deus Ex Machina” Air Superiority Fighters, 1,000 AH-58 “Apache” Attack Helicopters, 1,000 A-10 “Thunderbolt II” Ground Attack Fighters, 750 B-1B “Lancer” Bombers, 500 SU-27PD Naval Warfare Fighters, 500 RAH-66 “Comanche” Stealth Helicopters, 500 DP-21 Interceptors, 500 BB-I Guided Missile Barrage Fighters, 500 DP-21G Ground Attack Fighters, 100 F-117A “Nighthawk” Stealth Fighters, 50 B-2 “Spirit” Stealth Bombers and a single RT-3007 “Defender” Mobile Command Airship. The noise was almost unbearable as the fighters screamed out their afterburners to break the sound barrier. Soon, the massive airforce encircled the enemy and a rainstorm of bombs and missles with the likes of that unbeknownst to man ever before came upon the invasion forces.

Although it seemed already grandeur, it shocked the military personnel of the United Kingdom of Shinrita below, when the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's forces announced that this was only but one of the many divisions of their airforce. They were completely dumbfounded by the sheer might of their ally's airforce.

Reagani, respond by posting your losses and telling me if anything fired back so I can post my losses.

This just in from mission control- Shinrita's largest army was successfully hit with a nuclear warhead, unfortunately the other nukes were shot out of the air by a defence system. Reagani and coalition forces are currently crossing the uninhabited borderlands and will be reaching strategic cities within the hour. also, a small invasion force was sent into Commoriom. their mission within the tiny country should be finished shortly.

in a recent air raid, Reagani lost 1,531 troops , 45 transport vehicles, and 2 armored tanks. This is but a mere drop in the bucket of our militarty might and we will be victorious

**After a long meeting of Reagani Generals at an undisclosed located, A decision has been reached. First, we would like to let our allies know that we were not carelessly away, we were meticously planning the first strike tactics. The order has been given to Reagani Battleships to fire nukes at Shinrita's five largest cities. They are currently in flight to their current targets. After the nukes arrive at the targets, the full fledged invasion force will enter Shinrita's borders. May God be with us all. Thank you to all nations that support the Union of Pennyroyal
OOC: If you wanna god mod.

From outer space, 5 missles fall out of the sky, and explode each of the 5 nukes en route towards Shinrita. Shinrita's "Star Wars" program proved invaluable.

**Encrypted Message
To: General Thomas J. Wendy
From: President Seth A. Hunter

General, please deploy 300 dive bombers from the hangars and commence attacking U.O.P. soldiers at will. You have your "Fire at Will" order commander. Also, be careful for allied units in the area, Hold your fire at them and if they require aid, do everything in your power to give aid.
**End Message**

With those orders, a detachment of 50 dive bombers led by Lt. Colonel Hugh Panzer begins dropping heavy bunker busting bombs on Pennyroyal tanks and armor, as well as soldiers.

OOC: Post your losses.

My bombers drop a total of 20 bombs on Reagianian forces. One bomber is damaged badly enough that it needs to undergo repairs for about 8 hours.

OOC: Reagani, you cant post losses for me, and you cant post what hit for me.

The General Staff of the Federation Peacekeepers were poring over a map of the region when an aid burst into the War Room, carrying a dispatch in his hand.

"Sir! Urgent report from Intel!" he thrust the paper into Ablegard's hand.

Ablegard read it, and paled. "Goddamn it, they launched 'em."

"How many?" Florence Washington of the Air Force asked.

"Does it matter?" Ablegard looked around. "What have we got to bring those things down?"

"Just two wings of Tomcats, two hundred planes total," Allean Hanoway, Navy General, replied. "The Tomcats have got GH-N nuke hunter missiles, but..."

"Zvinograd's got that whole shitload of planes up there," Washington commented. "They and Shinrita's own anti-missile defenses can probably get most of the nukes."

"Right," Hanoway nodded. "Still, why don't we put some GH-N equipped planes in the air? They can get anything that slips by, and since we're on the southern coast we can intercept anything approaching from our direction.

Ablegard nodded. "Do it."

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GHS Humanity
Off the southern coast of Shinrita

The orders came from Naval Command, and alarm bells rang all over the ship. F-14 Tomcats screamed into the air as fast as they could launch, a hundred fighters total. Under the wings of the Tomcats rode the long, thin tubes of GH-N "Defuser" anti-nuke missiles. The small missiles were equipped with high sophisticated tracking systems designed to follow smaller heat emissions, like those from rockets and other missiles. They were fast and maneuverable in the air, and their payloads were small-grade to prevent overblasts. They were designed with one function in mind: ICBM hunting.

The cluster bombs of Shinrita proved to be at least semi-effective. unfortunately, a 25 tank battalion was lost along with its 100 support vehicles. also, 567 troops were KIA, however, we were able to return fire with Surface to air missiles, and many enemy planes were seen falling from the sky

I am no longer neutral, your leader Shinrita offended me and my country. I am sending 100,000 adequately equipped troops.

OOC: Dont worry Allies, Im not counting the "nukes" that were fired. Godmodding pure and simple.

IC: The counterattack by Reagani forces resulted in a loss of 8 planes, 7 destroyed and 1 damaged, crashing within rescue area. Rescue party sent out to search for survivors.

Also, 1,250 Fighter jets are now in the air after being deployed from nearby aircraft carriers. we hope to intercept many remaining enemy aircraft. on the way, 3 were shot down by enemy fighters

5 Colorado Class battleships, 10 Los Angeles Class battleships , and 5 Detroit Class subs are en route to Reagianian waters. The subs have 5 nukes each, and the Colorado Class ships all have enough missile power to destroy the capital city of Reagiani and the L.A. Class ships carry a total of 300,000 troops. Prepare for annihilation in exactly 24 hours time if you do not surrender.

[OOC: Jeez, fast posts everywhere. :p]

The transports arrived at Shinrita ports and offloaded their soldiers. One hundred thousand men were ready to go wherever they were needed.

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War Room

"We have to step it up," Ablegard was looking at the map again. "Recall the tranports, then load them with more goodies. We're going to need armor in there too."

Reagiani, you DONT HAVE THAT MANY PLANES. I'm 2 weeks older than you and I have a total of 100 planes in my airforce!

I pledge allegience to Pennyroyal. 500 F-16's and 85,000 strong.

Note that a mandatory draft is intstituted in my country, and 90% of spending goes to air force.

fighter jets, now deep in Shinritan airspace, spot the enemy troop deployment and begin firing. 12 fighters are gunned down before the raid is over, however Reagani General have little doubt on the success of this raid

Militantevil, you DONT HAVE 500 PLANES and 80,000 troops is YOUR WHOLE ARMY! If 90 percent of your spending is on your airforce then your armies best weapons would be a rock that one of your naked troops found lying around. read the section about godmoding!

OOC: much like early Prussia, Reagani is largely an army in search of a land. we have compulsory military service and a powerhouse economy that really picks up especially in times of war

The United Kingdom of Shinrata's airspace, above Reagani forces,

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's airforce laid a second wave of bombardment. "Wheel" tactics began being employed in helicopter groups, strafing enemy armour and infantry with amazing efficiency. The AZ-BB-I Guided Missle Barrage aircrafts unleashed it's furious flurry of missles upon the tanks and vehicles of Reagani forces. Bombers carpetbombed incediary bombs, not only burning everything exposed to the napalm but filling the air with toxic carbon monoxide, those who inhaled the air were susceptible to suffocation.

The Reagani fighters that came to oppose the mighty airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd did little against their superior numbers and technology, only 120 SMF-Is and 225 RF-11s were shot down as the enemy was overrun by the combined might of their own fighters.

[OOC: In response to Reagani]

"Oh fucking HELL no," Captain Jim Rodgers groaned as he looked at his radar. "I'm getting on the radio to the fleet. That's way more than we acn fight without some help."

Rodgers group of ten F-14s turned around and flew back towards the fleet.

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War Room

"We need more air support over there," Hanoway was saying. "We've only got two hundred fighters out there at most, and the AA defenses in the fleet. We need more planes."

Washington was staring at the map, measuring off distances. "I think I can get you that."

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From several coastal airfields in Glorious Humanity, F-16 and TAF-11X fighters launched, a total of fifteen hundred warplanes. A hundred air refueling tankers also took to the sky, to keep the fighters flying once they completed the long trip across the ocean.

Pennyroyal troops struck into enemy soil with blitzkrieg efficiency. Trade routes to shinrita have been exterminated.

The Reagani army, on the front lines of the allied offensive, have suffered, but also inflicted more losses than any other allied unit. the Reagani army has decided to pitch a hidden, protected camp deep within Shinritan territory for the night. Reagani will receive word on the successes of other allied assaults, and will resume its fight to end the spy network that Shinrita is running in the morning. The camp is heavily protected by radar reflecting shields and is guarded by both tanks and radar

OOC:
You can't, shouldn't, musn't declare enemy losses. That post is godmodding, change it or be ignored by others here.

Encrypted Message
From: Silverlecimian President Michael A. Silverstein
To: The leaders of Glorious Humanity
I request permission to drop the nukes. Let me know ASAP.

My airforce has launched missiles at the capital of Reagiani. Due to a fairly stealthy entrance, only 1 plane out of 10 was shot down.

OOC: Once again, you cannot post losses or somehow mysteriously be balls deep within my territory. Also, stop godmodding. You do not have 1250 planes. Maybe paper airplanes, but not fighters. Get a clue Reagani. Go play Stratego or something.

To anyone on my side in this conflict. Lower his insane numbers to something feasible. My nation is one of the largest, and my airforce only has 300 divebombers, 875,000 troops are on active duty. See, use feasibly numbers. Just ignore his dumbass posts.

Although, apparently, Reagani is too small to make its own nukes, a much larger nation has just pledged Reagani 25 Nukes for the war effort. This country, wishing to remain neutral, has asked for nothing but Reagani's gratitude in return. The Nukes are currently in flight over the major cities of both Shinrita and Commoriom

Name the much larger nation. If you can prove it, then my defense system will attempt to take down as many as possible.

Although, apparently, Reagani is too small to make its own nukes, a much larger nation has just pledged Reagani 25 Nukes for the war effort. This country, wishing to remain neutral, has asked for nothing but Reagani's gratitude in return. The Nukes are currently in flight over the major cities of both Shinrita and Commoriom
HORSES**T! Im requesting a mod close this. This is ridiculous.

The commanders of the Silverlecimian army are currently planning another attack.

OOC: I'm tired. let me sleep.

OOC: Im tired as well, im going to sleep. Ill be back around 2 PM Eastern time (U.S.). Hopefully, someone will have filled in Reagani onto how to play this, or a mod will have closed this.

[OOC: The total Glorious Humanity airforce is about 15,000 planes of various types, about half of which can be called up at any time. That includes noncombat support aircraft like the refuelers, and air transports.]

TO: Silverlecim
FROM: Glorious Humanity General Staff
RE: Nuclear weapons

We still do not believe nuclear weapons to be necessary. Let us not lower ourselves to Reagani's level. We are deploying more ships and aircraft into the area to clear the seas for transports bearing armored divisions and supplies. If your troops could assist in keeping the Reagani fleet and planes occupied so the transports can get through, that will help enormously.

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GHS Hunter
Underwater, approaching a Reagani aircraft carrier

The GHS Hunter. a Predator class attack sub, was traveling at fifteen knots under the thermocline, the level where warmer seawater from the surface meets the cold water coming up from the deepest depths. Below it, ASW systems that might be hunting for the submarine would have a hell of a time spotting it. Of course, that worked both ways, and the sub was currently running towards the last known position of the carrier.

"Skipper, approaching the target area, twelve kilometers to target" the sonarman stated.

"Alright, fifteen degrees up on the diving planes. One third speed," Captain Arthur Judge said.

"Fifteen degrees aye. One third speed aye," the helmsman said.

The submarine emerged from the thermocline. After a moment of listening, the sonarman turned and gave Judge the thumbs-up. The carrier was right where she was supposed to be.

"Range to target?" Judge asked.

"Five kilometers, skipper."

"Flood torpedo tubes 1 and 2."

"Torpedo tubes open and flooded," the weapons control officer spoke after a second.

"Helm, level us off, twenty meters above the thermocline. If their ASW goes for us we dive again. Prepare to fire torpedoes."

A chorus of "ayes" sounded around the bridge.

"Range to target?"

"One kilometer skipper," the sonarman replied. The entire bridge was tense, waiting for the order to kill the other ship.

Judge nodded. "Fire!"

The nukes will not be dropped. My navy squadron has reached Reagianian waters and is preparing to fire missiles. Most of the man on the ships will not go to land unless necessary.

Reagani's top agent, Insu Lin, slipped behind enemy lines last night. Just minutes ago, Reagani Generals received word that his mission was a success. El Cacciatore has been killed. The people of Shinrita rejoice that their dictator is no more. Allied forces leave the region, overjoyed that their mission was a complete success.
OOC: I figure i'd try it, since you just ignored my other 5 attacks.....

You can't state enemy losses and you can't just say you killed the dictator and everyone was happy. THAT'S GODMODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reagani's top agent, Insu Lin, slipped behind enemy lines last night. Just minutes ago, Reagani Generals received word that his mission was a success. El Cacciatore has been killed. The people of Shinrita rejoice that their dictator is no more. Allied forces leave the region, overjoyed that their mission was a complete success.
OOC: I figure i'd try it, since you just ignored my other 5 attacks.....Will A mod please close this already. Reagani couldn't RP shit.

He didn't kill your dictator, the bullet did hahahahahahahaha. All kidding aside Rebelandish forces assault Shinrita's capital with artillery fire, unfortunately 5,000 are killed.

THANK YOU GOOD RP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH HALLAYLUYA OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carry on.

THANK YOU GOOD RP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH HALLAYLUYA OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carry on.

So it seems that The Union of Pennyroyal and the Great Land Of Militantatopia reign triumphant.

Received a surrender from El Cacciatore's successor earlier today. he vowed to begin teaching his citizens English and to tear down the oppressive chains of the penguin-like dictator. Pennyroyal and Militantopia officials will be in the region for the next few months helping to rebuild the nation in a more democratic way. Let this be a nation to all spies and other terrorist states- Don't mess with Pennyroyal or Militantopia!

OOC: It appears Reagani just doesn't understand the concept of good roleplay. Ah well, this would've been fun. Pity stupid godmoders had to ruin it. Reagani, I would argue that you have in fact won nothing, except a reputation as an idiot. Have a nice day.

I am afraid you are the one who does not understand. As El Suavador stated in a previous thread, nation size has nothing to do with it. How do you think 300 Spaniards conquered the entire Incan empire? It wasn't luck, it was the mere fact that there technology was superior. Shinrita has 3rd world weaponry and he was simply pummeled by a smaller but more technologically advanced coalition. Frankly, Shinrita had less of a chance of staving off invasion than France did in WWII. Reagani sends congratulations on a successful campaign to the Union of Pennyroyal and to our supporters at Militantopia.

The nation is positioning 1 Super Star Destroyer above the nation of Reagani and is threatening to raze every living thing down there if this continues.

100 Uranium bombs will be dropped on Keebland if he doesn't drop this whole "Super Star Destoyer" thing.

Your maybe a whole month older than me and you have a Super Star Destoyer...dont make me laugh

Stay out of this Eastern Ireland. And Reagiani, you really messed this up for everyone else. It could have been fun if you had role played it right, but no. You had to go screw it up. Oh well.

I am afraid you are the one who does not understand. As El Suavador stated in a previous thread, nation size has nothing to do with it. How do you think 300 Spaniards conquered the entire Incan empire? It wasn't luck, it was the mere fact that there technology was superior. Shinrita has 3rd world weaponry and he was simply pummeled by a smaller but more technologically advanced coalition. Frankly, Shinrita had less of a chance of staving off invasion than France did in WWII. Reagani sends congratulations on a successful campaign to the Union of Pennyroyal and to our supporters at Militantopia.

OOC: Therefore, by your reasoning Zvinograd, Silverlecim, and myself would have eventually pummeled you into the dirt, because we are all substantially larger, have better-funded militaries, and possess cutting edge technology and know how to use it well, thereby defeating you in all regards. Oh yes, and we're also allied with Shinrita, and our troops are defending their country. Therefore, you are not facing militias with third world weapons, but highly trained soldiers with tech likely superior to your own. Might I recommend that next time, you think things through?

OOC: Ok, first off. Who the hell are you to tell me what kind of weaponry I have. Secondly, you're an idiot. Heres an RP for you.

*I send out 6 Elite Shinrita Agents to each of your capital cities, within a matter of seconds im in your presidential courts, and wham, your leaders are all dead*

Nice RPing.

Secondly, Eastern ireland, Keebland is doing what you guys are doing. Having these uber powerful weapons when your population is still at their mothers tits is stupid. Learn how to RP, or get off the game.

OOC: if anyone should be staying out of this it should be Silverlecim. My nation is not only larger than yours, but has a better economy.

IC: IGNORE Cannon on Keebland...3 months into the game and he has a Super Star Destroyer...HAHAHAHA

RP: Eastern ireland refuses to battle unless provoked

OOC: Any weapons i stated having i have purchased in this forum.

secondly, i have not used any of my bombs yet...i do not intend to use them unless provoked.

Shinrita, you cannot order your 6 elite agents to kill my leadership- El Cacciatore is already dead.

Shinrita, you cannot order your 6 elite agents to kill my leadership- El Cacciatore is already dead.

You're an idiot. You CANNOT post losses for me, and you CANNOT post that my leader is dead. Are you stupid?

OOC/ My computer has been on the fritz for the last few days; though I'm glad I've missed most of this - after going back and reading everything, I see most of it is BS anyway.

IC/ A spokesman for the Kingdom of Commoriom released this statement to the press earlier today:

"I do not propose to say many words tonight. The time has come when action rather than speech is required. Nine days ago in this very room I prayed that the responsibility might not fall upon me to ask this country to accept the awful arbitrament of war. I fear that I may not be able to avoid that responsibility. But, at any rate, I cannot wish for conditions in which such a burden should fall upon me in which I should feel clearer than I do today as to where my duty lies. No man can say that the Government could have done more to try to keep open the way for an honorable and equitable settlement of the dispute between Pennyroyal and Shinrita. Nor have we neglected any means of making it crystal clear to the Pennyroyal Governments that if they insisted on ignoring our stance of non-involvement again in the manner in which they had in the past we were resolved to oppose them by force. Now that all the relevant documents are being made public we shall stand at the bar of history knowing that the responsibility for this terrible catastrophe lies on the shoulders of one region - Pennyroyal, who has not hesitated to plunge the world into misery in order to serve their own senseless ambitions.

On December 20th, 2003 The Armed Republic of Reagani, military spokesman for the Union of Pennyroyal issued a declaration of war against Commoriom, which indicated that they were about to attack our nation. Information which has reached His Majesty's Government indicates that attacks upon Commorian towns will soon proceed. In these circumstances it appears to the Government of Commoriom that by their action the Pennyroyal Governments have created conditions, namely, an aggressive act of force against Commoriom threatening the well being of the nation, which call for the implementation by the Government of Commoriom of the undertaking to ready the military for defensive action. I am accordingly to inform all parties that unless the Pennyroyal Governments are prepared to give His Majesty's Government satisfactory assurances that the Pennyroyal Governments have suspended all aggressive action against Commoriom and are prepared promptly to withdraw their forces from Commorian territory, His Majesty's Government in Commoriom will without hesitation fulfill their obligations to protect his people.

If a reply to this last warning is unfavorable, and I do not suggest that it is likely to be otherwise, His Majesty's military is instructed to prepare for action. In that case we are ready. Yesterday, we took further steps towards the completion of our defensive preparation. This morning we ordered complete mobilization of the whole of the Royal Navy, Army and Royal Air Force. We have also taken an number of other measures, both at home and abroad, which the House will not perhaps expect me to specify in detail. Briefly, they represent the final steps in accordance with pre-arranged plans. These last can be put into force rapidly, and are of such a nature that they can be deferred until war seems inevitable. Steps have also been taken under the powers conferred by the House last week to safeguard the position in regard to stocks of commodities of various kinds.

So much for the immediate present. Now we must look to the future. It is essential in the face of the tremendous task which confronts us, more especially in view of our past experiences in this matter, to organize our man-power this time upon as methodical, equitable and economical a basis as possible. We, therefore, inform you of a Bill that has been passed which for all practical purposes will amount to an expansion of the Military Training Act. Under its operation all fit men between the ages of 18 and 41 will be rendered liable to military service if and when called upon. It is not intended at the outset that any considerable number of men other than those already liable shall be called up, and steps will be taken to ensure that the man-power essentially required by industry shall not be taken away.

There is one other allusion which I should like to make before I end my speech, and that is to record my satisfaction of His Majesty's Government, that throughout these last days of crisis President Hunter also has been doing his best to reach a solution.

It now only remains for us to set our teeth and to enter upon this struggle, which we ourselves earnestly endeavored to avoid, with determination to see it through to the end. We shall enter it with a clear conscience, with the support of the Commorian Kingdom, and the moral approval of the greater part of Europe. We have no quarrel with the people of Pennyroyal, except that they allow themselves to be governed by a biased and illogical Government. As long as that Government exists and pursues the methods it has so persistently followed during the last two weeks, there will be no peace in Europe. We shall merely pass from one crisis to another, and see one country after another attacked by methods which have now become familiar to us in their sickening technique. We are resolved that these methods must come to an end. If out of the struggle we again re-establish in the world the rules of good faith and the renunciation of force, why, then even the sacrifices that will be entailed upon us will find their fullest justification."

OOC/ I don't want to get involved in this. The evidence against Commoriom is circumstantial at best. But hey, whatever. I'm not going anywhere until they withdraw.

The Federation of Glorious Humanity is preparing to send more peacekeeping forces to aid the nations wrongly attacked by Pennyroyal. If Commoriom would like assistance in protecting their lands, we can supply soldiers, vehicles, and aircraft to aid them. We wish to see this war brought to a swift end, and Pennyroyal backing down from their ridiculous attack.

Mark Albert
President
Federation of Glorious Humanity

OOC: I have a feeling this war is almost over anyway, due to Reagani being a hopeless godmoder and having no clue how to roleplay. He's regularly been ignoring posts from people who are smarter than he is, and is declaring victory when fighting has barely begun. Too bad really, I was having a lot of fun with my war posts. Ah well, maybe someday Reagani will learn.

Man....are you dumb...

Man....are you dumb...

In accordance with Commoriom's best interests, we recognize their neutrality.

Rebeland, please do not fall for their feigned innocence. According to intelligence reports from both Reagani and Eastern Ireland officials, contact was made between Shinrita and Commoriom in an effort to establish a spy network within Pennyroyal. although Shinrita is in fact the ringleader, Commoriom was more than will to go along. They are just as guilty.

Understood. Rebeland doesn't have the intricate military intelligence that your country does. These Commoriomian charlottons shall be looked upon with caution.

Firstly, there is no evidence connecting Shinrita with Commoriom. Although Commoriom is a fine, and up and coming nation within Europe, no prior contact was held with Commoriom until the day it joined Europe. Commoriom was made contact with in Africa, where according to his posts, Pennyroyal ignored his request to join his region. Shinrita promptly invited him to join Europe. Commoriom cordially accepted the offer, and left Africa for Europe.

Pennyroyal's claims (Made chiefly by Reagani and Eastern ireland) are based solely on my recruiting of members. Although now the nations of Shinrita and Commoriom are aligned in a mutual protection pact, no previous agreement of any sort, other than of free trade, existed between us. Although this war never happened because of extreme godmodding, Shinrita and Commoriom are insulted by these accusations, and would like an apology issued promptly.

OOC: U can take ur apology and shove it up ur penguine ass

You know this has moved to another thread.

OOC: U can take ur apology and shove it up ur penguine ass
Why dont you make me? Ill beat you straight to hell you stupid dwarf

OOC: U can take ur apology and shove it up ur penguine ass
Why dont you make me? Ill beat you straight to hell you stupid dwarf

OOC: u know what..im not even gonan f*ckn bother with u anymore...ur an a**hole and u always will be...ever sicne day 1 of school...so u can either a. go f*ck urself for bn such a d*ick to everyone u know or b. put ur money were ur mouth is and come beat me...id love to see you try a**hole

OOC: U can take ur apology and shove it up ur penguine ass
Why dont you make me? Ill beat you straight to hell you stupid dwarf
hey now... last time a "white dwarf" came in contact with the hispanic populace (Aztecs of Mexico) they mistook him for Quetzechotl and were summarily slaughtered.

OOC: u know what..im not even gonan f*ckn bother with u anymore...ur an a**hole and u always will be...ever sicne day 1 of school...so u can either a. go f*ck urself for bn such a d*ick to everyone u know or b. put ur money were ur mouth is and come beat me...id love to see you try a**hole

OOC: *falls out of chair laughing* Oh God... where to begin? Number one, your spelling and grammar are godawful. Do you even know how to spell? You must be a rapper, what with all the ebonics. Either that, or you chat too much on AOL Instant Messenger. Either way, most of us prefer genuine writing, and it's not that hard.

Two, your argument smacks of a flame. You cannot bring OOC reasons into an IC topic. This is supposed to be a war, although it's basically over. But it's a war fought with tanks and planes, not flame words. In fact, I'm going to extend this one to several of the players, I think you all know who you are. Several people are hinting at starting a flame war. Are we screaming at each other, or are we blowing people up? If this degenerates into a flame war a mod will pounce and kill it very quickly.

Three, you seem to really like swearwords. Believe it or not, they don't strengthen an argument, in fact all they do is make you sound stupid. Be more creative. "U fookin idiot" is not creative, in fact I heard better insults in high school. If you absolutely must flame, flame well! Arguing is art, and the best arguers know how to offend the heck out of people without falling back on random cursewords.

I hope this helps.

personally this hole game is bull sh*t...all it is are star treck geeks and star wars fanatics fighting with eachother...all it does is get ur agression out for the time being...then when u read what some1 else posts u get even more mad and thus the war starts...Shinrita is nothign but a bunch of lies all rolled into one and the sad thing is none of u computer geeks are gonna see that...all you care about is bad mouthign people online...but when people wnat 2 confront you in person...u go crying to ur mommies and daddies...i dotn give a shit how i spell cause ITS THE FUCKIGN INTERNET...and hell my point gets across anyway...the one thing i ahve the biggest thing about this whole forum bull shit is how u all say that the enw nations is role playing wrong...when role playing is sopsoed to be making up a fucking story...THATS ALL THIS GAME IS...ONE BIG STORY ROLLED INTO ONE...so you people can go on thinking ur all powerful in this little land of makebelieve...while other people in this world acatually do somethign in there spare time besides jerking off in front of the computer...or posting in this forum thinking ur all mighty gods...btw that little post b4 was me calling Shinrita out IN REAL LIFE...just bring it u worthless scumbag

OOC: U can take ur apology and shove it up ur penguine ass
Why dont you make me? Ill beat you straight to hell you stupid dwarf

OOC: u know what..im not even gonan f*ckn bother with u anymore...ur an a**hole and u always will be...ever sicne day 1 of school...so u can either a. go f*ck urself for bn such a d*ick to everyone u know or b. put ur money were ur mouth is and come beat me...id love to see you try a**hole
You're the internet bad ass. All you do is talk talk talk on the internet, yet whenever you see me you look as if you saw a fucking ghost and run, or you hide behind all your poser goons. You make me sick. Fight me one on one, or forever be remembered as an internet badass.

Also, please invest in a spellchecker.

o and b4 i 4get this is for glorious humanity...just a few questions cause im very curious.
1) were you sheltered from the real world ur whole life...or do u dine on caviar every night.
2) how many times did you PROOF READ ur last post before sending it...or did you use spellcheck like a retarted mother fucker

o and just so you all have ur movie history lesson of the day...Jay and SIlent Bob are two of the most talented insulters of all time...and what is the numebr one word they use the most...FUCK! grantd its usually followd by soem cock and ball joeks every time...but thats not my point...the point is most of the ebst insults have the word fuck in it...but you star trek geeks wouldnt understand that...all u know is ur own little world of klingons and peopel with really big fuckign ears

OOC: I would like to submit the following response to Eastern ireland's incredibly witty insult.

*extended raspberry sound*

Have a Merry Christmas.

hey shinrita...ive never seen you back up ur mouth..o wait thats right ur always hiding either behind ur bitch or ur nose...the only poser in that i know is you backstreet loving ass...so y dont you do the world a favor and either go throw urself in front of traffic, overdose on soem drug ur using, or choke on ur food and DIE! o yea btw...THE SHINRITES are all a bunch of fagets like ur last band was...i believe they were calld ripped from the cross...funny how the night after i acatually saw the real ripped from the cross u change ur band name...and if ur gonan acatually pretend ur ina band...lose the whole back up vocalist/bassist/piano player.

o and just so you all have ur movie history lesson of the day...Jay and SIlent Bob are two of the most talented insulters of all time...and what is the numebr one word they use the most...f---! grantd its usually followd by soem cock and ball joeks every time...but thats not my point...the point is most of the ebst insults have the word f--- in it...but you star trek geeks wouldnt understand that...all u know is ur own little world of klingons and peopel with really big f--- ears


Now that's sad. Even Kevin Smith - creater / writer / director of the Jay and Silent Bob movies - hates his own creation. He even picketed Dogma along with other protestors. But, I'm not posting to talk about your habit of sitting on the couch in yellowed briefs munching cheetos and proclaiming yourself god of all movie trivia. I'm posting because I'm sick of this crap. I'm out of this particular 'war' event. Tony Siragusa once said, "There's a difference between a pussy and a punk. A pussy is a wimp. A punk is a guy who thinks he's a man but is really a pussy." You're a punk.

well obviously Tony Siragusa never heard of punks like Billie Joe Armstrong (green day), Bam Margera, or Tim Armstrong (rancid/transplants). these men are TRUE examples of the word PUNK! punk is not a pussy...punk is everything but...punk is not caring about the world around you..punk is not caring about assholes writting on post boards...punk is people like me that dotn think...but know that there better than everyone else in this world...because i am intellegent in ym own ways...ways which u people will never even know xisted...Shinrita is the only pussy in this room...Commoriom is simply his ass buddy

ok douche bags listen up... i've been watching this whole thing from day one and it's gotta be the funniest thing i've ever read in my whole life
Reagani, Eastern Ireland thank you guys soooo much for the laughs
and Oh most glorius Humanity... you top the cake. Not only does your name imply that you prolly have a custom made dildo chair made to
help reach into those hard to reach places deep within your rectum, but your posts alone are just annoying.
This is just a game and you don't know what the hell has happened to some of these people in this forum. You don't know me, and i don't even know you. But unfortunately for the people who have nothing better to do with their time then get all bent up about a friend of mine laughing his ass off at ALL of you for taking it all so seriously. i love it.
grammer has nuthin to do with these stupid posts, so wat if we talk the way we do on AIM here. we don't feel like spending all the time to rite everythin out totally sumtimes. i can if i wanted to write fine and dandy with them pretty werds but WHY should i... becuz some body who is more of a glorius human than me says so... i dont think so

go to a damn strip club, blow 20 bux on sum chick to wave her twat in ur face... live a little man... look for a g/f, get ur schlong wat it needs. there is a life outside your room and computer desktop.

"People do see their entire lives pass b4 their eyes before they die... it's called living."

damnit people go have fun thats all i have to say

stop with this stuck up better than thou attitude

hey shinrita...ive never seen you back up ur mouth..o wait thats right ur always hiding either behind ur bitch or ur nose...the only poser in that i know is you backstreet loving ass...so y dont you do the world a favor and either go throw urself in front of traffic, overdose on soem drug ur using, or choke on ur food and DIE! o yea btw...THE SHINRITES are all a bunch of fagets like ur last band was...i believe they were calld ripped from the cross...funny how the night after i acatually saw the real ripped from the cross u change ur band name...and if ur gonan acatually pretend ur ina band...lose the whole back up vocalist/bassist/piano player.
Ohhhh *shakes* internet bad ass. You know where to find me. Bring it if you got the balls.

Anyway, im not gonna spam up this place. if it makes you feel better, just keep thinking the way you do. I've moved on from this petty high school crap, you wanna eat my ex out, whatever. Be happy knock yourself out. Better yet, go commit suicide together. Just do whatever makes you happy.

Internet bad ass huh...im not the one posting on NationStates at 3:30 in the fucking morning...and just so u know...caus ei know u 4got...uve NEVER faced me like a mna...hell the only time u dii, u wlaked away cause u were afraid...so whos the abd ass now

Im also the one who pushed your ass down with one arm while I was sitting down. So, you wanna face me one on one like a man. Bring it.

wait as i recall i pused ur ass down while u were sitting...u didnt even have the fucking balls to touch me...some "man" u r

Si usted dos terminan para luchar, usted terminará para cavar probablemente un hoyo, entonces algún golpe arriba camión vendrá con cuarenta y cinco de su brethen en ello, cada en llevar un switchblade y un frasco. pero cuando ellos llegan allí de Guadalupe, itll es tiempo para una siesta, así que Franco lo tirará y sus amigos marrones perezosos en el hoyo que usted cavó.

:D

now theres a post shinrita will understand

Hey, Reagani, wait your turn till after I beat the dwarf down.

Ohh, and what the fuck imaginery world are you living in Ei, where you pushed me down? HHAHAAH, thats a laugh and a half jackass.

well obviously Tony Siragusa never heard of punks like Billie Joe Armstrong (green day), Bam Margera, or Tim Armstrong (rancid/transplants). these men are TRUE examples of the word PUNK! punk is not a pussy...punk is everything but...punk is not caring about the world around you..punk is not caring about assholes writting on post boards...punk is people like me that dotn think...but know that there better than everyone else in this world...because i am intellegent in ym own ways...ways which u people will never even know xisted...Shinrita is the only pussy in this room...Commoriom is simply his ass buddy
Ohh, and NEVER EVER compare yourself to Armstrong. He's the true meaning of punk, not the crap you started to follow in 2001.

please el catciatore...u wouldnt have heard of Armstrong if u didnt have ur x girlfriend to teach u about him...and for your 411 ive bn a punk since i started listening to music...true i was into hip hop for a short time...but the hip hop iw as acatually into wasnt the crap thats around now...theres a fine line between crap and art...and the stuff i listen to is art...but u wouldnt know what kind of music art is out there in ur own secluted world of bsb and 2gether

o and im am not comparing myself to armstrong at all...i am simply cleaning up the meaning of the word PUNK...i do consider myself a punk cause punk isnt the type of music u listen to...punk is the type of person you are...punk is not giving a shit about what other people say....what other people think...or what other people say...punk is a feeling you have inside...or lack of feeling towards others...and who the fuck are you to be sayn who a true punk is or not....and if it wasnt for Cookieton...ud still be listening to ur crappy ass latino music mixed in with ur boy band fetish...btw whens ur bands 1st gig...id love to come and hear how bad u guys sound

First off, You are comparing yourself to Armstrong.
Secondly, my ex didn't teach me anything about any form of music. Quite the contrary, Im the one that got her into the music I have always listened to, Nirvana, STP and such. I USED to listen to Green Day, back when they first came out, you know, before dwarves gain pubes.and considering you're insulting that whole movement by claiming you're one of them, I have to defend them. She didn't teach me, or introduce me to jack shit about music. If it wasnt for me, she'd still be thinking Howie is the hottest person on earth.

So get your facts straight before you run your mouth.
Also, if you or any of you morons show up at my bands gig, Ill personally bash my bass over your head. Thus is a warning.

1st off...u shouldn't be defending any1...that acatually more of an insult then me saying ima punk...atleast i tell the truth.
2nd off...i love how u say USED TO listen to them...whats wrong angelo did they get to big for you to handle...did they "sell out" if u were a TRUE fan of armstrong u would stick by him...green day didnt sell out...asshole fans like urself sold out.
3rd off...i have more musical talent in my pinky than u do in ur entire body..ur band sounds like one of those poor xcuse's of a boy band. i have friends up and down the underground circuit of new jersey and no one has ever heard of a bull shit band calld The Shinrites or anyone refuring to himself as "Seth Hunter" or even angelo for that case. ive been going to underground punk and froggy shows since i was a sophmore...hardly ever miss them...thats y i know ur full of shit when u say ur ina band...u cant sing for shit which also makes ur band pathetic for having u as a back up singer...did i mention u cant play the bass...and come on what kind of a band has a piano player. what ur gonna be one of those lame ass support bands like coldplay...dont make me laugh

in closing i would just like to say that ur little fantasy world amuses me to no end. that fact that u have nothign better to do than make urself feel better with one lie after another really makes me feel sorri for u...then i realize just who u r and i 4get all about it...like ive said b4...i am in no way comparing myself to any musical punk band out there...i chose 3 punks to argue what a punk really is...not a pussy...and like ive said again...i DO consider myself a punk because quite frankly i dotn care what u people lable me as...call me a prep, call me a thug, hell call me a wigger for all i care...i know what i am and thats all there is to it...so "seth hunter" can say all he wants about me...his words mean less than the shit i just took about a half hour ago

#1: My band and I do NOT perform for the public, especially considering were not a punk band, and we wouldn't be caught dead playing in something called a froggy show. Unless your friends are in our garages, none of them are gonna hear of us retart. Also, who the hell are you to tell me I cant play bass. You're the idiot who wanted to follow me and be in a band. Go play in traffic, you really are stupid.

#2: I defend him because he stands for something, and not a trend. Unfortunately, you're the one insulting him by claiming to be the same as him. Whatever, if you dont care what people think, you would've left me and my friends alone by now, but once again, you want to be an internet bad ass and wont show yourself, or if you do, you have the poser army in front of you.

#3: I stopped listening to Green Day because times change. I still respect them for their music, although I personally dont like it anymore, but they still have my respect for their talent.

#4: My band has a piano player, along with a bunch of others, such as Radiohead, Coldplay. Also, a lot of bands use pianos in their songs, such as Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, and Guns and Roses live had a piano for November Rain, but you wouldnt know that because you're busy listening to Z100. Its not my fault the bands you listen to are all members of the power chord posse and cant do anything else. And since I know you're reading my info like the loser that you are, if you actually have so much music talent, you would have figured out on your own that 1 person cant play the piano and the bass at the same time, you stupid turdburglar.

OCC: nah fuck it... Angelo is gay =P

ur a fuckign retart
#1 froggy is probably the numebr one entertainment organization int eh state of new jersey...bands such as late october...the downside...thro... flat earth society...hell even ripped from the cross plays for froggy...but u wouldnt know anything about froggy cause ur not ina band.

#2 billie joe armstrong even said it himself...no true punk band is origional...every punk band out there stands for a for some1 that came b4 them...billie joe armstrong "ina way" is trendy to joey ramone just like im trendy to billie joe...its all a visious cycle...hell it shouldnt even be calld trendy...stupid people like urself label us as trendy cause ur all jealous that we have something to believe in and you dont.

#3 in ur eyes my friends could eb posers...but also in ur eyes ur king of the world...thus stating a previous fact of mine that ur a lying sack of shit.

#4 ur band **if it even xists** sounds like something out of a low budget hollywood movie...numebr one radiohead sux...number 2 coldplay sux more than radiohead...and numebr 3...all those 80 bands u named b4 are washed up...if ur band even xists than all u guys are ever gonan eb is some crappy cover band for lowsy 80s music

KwAzZe said it best "nah f--- it... Angelo is gay =P"