NationStates Jolt Archive

The Emperor declared war on the nation HE HATE ME today, stating this.

++Emperor Statement++
It has been many days as we have had to deal with HE HATE ME, and we are fed up, and I think I speak for Bu-Long Tea when I say that.
++Emperor Statement++

3,000 rifle troops have been sent to HE HATE ME with these orders.

++Mission Statement++
1: Kill any and all men, women, or children resisting Longian's from reaching the superiorties of HE HATE ME.
2: Once reaching the superior's, assinate them on the spot.
++Mission Statement++

"Once your mission is complete Bu-Long Tea will finally hold the reigns of HE HATE ME!"

OOC: this is due to a dispute through telegrams, so don't add your input unless you know what your fighting for.

post your telegrams, or else no one is going to believe you.

I still wouldn't. But then I'm the world's biggest jerk, so don't listen to me.

Says Bu-Long,

In order for your nation to not feel Bu-Long Tea's rath, you must agree to some terms.

1:Your nation will be annexed by Longian soldiers with out any complications or resistance.

2:Your nation's people will reign under the emperor's command.

If these requirements are met, your people will live lond in prosper for the entirety of their lives. If these are not met, your nation will face war.


Replies HHM,

War it is then

He Hate Me is looking for any allies, especially fellow Rejectees in the Kandarin's Realm. We've 20 million people while Bu-Long has over 1 billion. The odds are against us but as you can see Bu-Long is the aggressor, and Bu-Long's illegal action will be punished by justice. So um... come help me.

((::coughs coke onto his monitor:: A billion for an October nation? What was it, then? Deleted and ressurrected, or just the pop bug?))

((::coughs coke onto his monitor:: A billion for an October nation? What was it, then? Deleted and ressurrected, or just the pop bug?))

OOC:Ressurected it was.




IC:I think that this whole thing could have been resolved if he would have just gone along with our requests, but instead, he chose bloodshed.


OOC:HE HATE ME, I have sent my people, now please post what losses you have encountered.

Um... A bunch of HHM people died.

OOC: I dont usually RP :P

I support HE HATE ME and I susgest that you desist your action now before my allies such as Assington get involved.

I support HE HATE ME and I susgest that you desist your action now before my allies such as Assington get involved.

Tahar Joblis strongly suggests that an independant [Tahar Joblissan] commision review the evidence for the case for war by BLT against HHM before you engage in a rash action that may have been best left to be sorted out between the two nations.

I support HE HATE ME and I susgest that you desist your action now before my allies such as Assington get involved.
Thanks 666

((::coughs coke onto his monitor:: A billion for an October nation? What was it, then? Deleted and ressurrected, or just the pop bug?))

OOC:Ressurected it was.




IC:I think that this whole thing could have been resolved if he would have just gone along with our requests, but instead, he chose bloodshed.


OOC:HE HATE ME, I have sent my people, now please post what losses you have encountered.

Well as far as I can tell your requests are "surrender your nation to me NOW" HHM's reply "My land, My Nation, My Rule - Piss Off" please stay out of other countries in future, and at least explain how this conflict began.

IC:Your puny squabble bothers my people. This is your warning. End it now or both of you shall suffer the consequences and the wrath of the mighty military of Dumfrieshire. :!:

OOC: I'm bored, this is less boring than nothing.

:: he hates me ::

I am offering my nation aid in the battle against Bu-Long Tea.

A small but strong 6 million.

Executive Commitee Session Excerpt:

"So you say that a force of 3,000 infantrymen, armed relatively lightly, has sent the nation of HHM into a headlong panic? Interesting. Any word on what the war is about yet?"

:: he s me ::

I am offering my nation aid in the battle against Bu-Long Tea.

A small but strong 6 million.

I'm assuming that 6 million is ur entire population...created what? seven days ago? And yet 6/7ths of your population is in the millitary? You do realize do you not that that is more than 80% (about 85 1/3%) and is pretty much impossible?

Executive Commitee Session Excerpt:

"So you say that a force of 3,000 infantrymen, armed relatively lightly, has sent the nation of HHM into a headlong panic? Interesting.
P4|\|I|<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Really, the prospect of fighting 1 billion+ population is what really concerns the Supreme Anarch of HHM. Bu Long's reserves are probably bigger than our entire country. Better to deter further war by recruiting allies against their unjust forces.

Any word on what the war is about yet?"

Ask Bu-long. He is basing this war on these two telegrams I displayed.

:: he hates me ::

I am offering my nation aid in the battle against Bu-Long Tea.

A small but strong 6 million.
Thanks NC. With all this support Bu-Long will be deterred from war, and there will be no further bloodshed

The Nation of Bozalonia will support the nation of he hate me due to the fact that the nation of Bu-Long Tea has declared war over two telegrams. Too preemptive.

I will send an army of 10,000 rifle men

Pull out or face open war with my whole region

You know that the real reason the war will be deterred is the fear of 30 million kilt-clad warriors bearing down on your nations like giant, weapon wielding locusts! :tantrum:

What? No-one wants to play anymore?

And I will send a regiment composing of 5000 men to the cause, for this act of aggression is uncalled for. We march to war!

Whose side are u on dumsfire? It better be ours if u dont want war