NationStates Jolt Archive

"Greetings, my people and all Corboni listening. The Satanic nations have assaulted our fair nation, and I have had to flee to escpae their wickedness. Know that a permanent state of Corbon exists between the people of the worldwide Gnostic Eibionite Church and the the puppet nations. We have met with some glorious successes from our brave Corboni's sacrafices. We have destroyed at least a thousand people in laytreb, and smote the Setian embassy with the Sword of God. They now are reduced to smoking skeletons. Good riddance to the spawn of Demons!
"At firsat I saw this as a great loss, the million's lost to smiote the devil puppet nations. But then I ate of the precious Sacrement, and God showed me His truth. The sacrament opened my soul's mind and I flew to Araboth where I saw the glorious prescensce of God. I threw myself in fear and worship before The Lord's feet, and with great tears asked him why he let our glorious and righteous people down".
"I then felt a great peace as the Lord spoke. He said "Hear me my Child, I the Lord your God say unto you, that you have not failed, nor shall you be defeated. The world and everything on it is yours, as I have decreed. Go forth with a strong heart and tell My children that they are to stay strong and brave untill the day that I give unto you My Enemies children, and place their necks under your foot. You must leave, My Child, go forth and tell your brothers what I have said unto you".
"I returned and was filledwith unspeakable joy. My brothers and sisters, the Ebionite people will eventually overcome the Evil One's Puppet Nations. Let us rest and wait until the day we have enough Corboni to smite the Puppet Nations for thier evil deeds. "
"All breeding females are to take on seven breeding males as husbands. They are to have intercourse with each male for each day of the month . In time we will have new Corboni ready to smite the wicked ones. Be careful the Devil's Children do not find you and stay out of sight and silent. Elohim's Blessing on you, and Elohim give strength to our Corboni.

Prophet! No!
Terrorist! Yes!

Hell you got a little cult going on over there. Whatever happened to the faith of Catholicism you were spreading? Got too much to handle huh?

Layarteb posts no losses whatsoever and actually has no clue what you are talking about.

Fled like a scared terrorist is more like it.

But anyhow. Let's go have some more fun.

Elements of the 1st Black Operations Unit sat down in their briefing room. They were good friends, all together in that they did not exist. There were twenty-four of them, four teams of six. They were the best, the most elite in all of Layarteb and thus that is why they were chosen. Their briefing would be given by the Emperor himself, as their CO and XO watched onward from their seats in the room.

The Emperor walked in two minutes late, having had to detour an extra six-miles off course in his journey because of traffic. His body guards were members of the 1st Black Operations Unit themselves. Some of them knew those in the briefing and exchanged handshakes and glances.

The Emperor stood behind the podium with the screen behind him. "Gentlemen I am glad to see that you are all here and eager. To brief you all. Some time ago, the fanatical terrorist state of NewGanEden attempted to strike Layarteb with something like one million homicide bombers. I am sure you are aware of this. Their plot failed miserably and their homicide bombers were all rounded up and uh execute," he smirked. "Now we have just intercepted a communication that their leader is still alive, somewhere in this region of the world," he pointed to a large circle on the map, "their nation was obliterated by several nations with conventional and nuclear weaponry. I want this fanatic found. Bring him back alive, if you can help it, so that we can imprison him for terrorism and other lunacy. You'll be inserted by C-17 from a high altitude drop. HALO if you will. You're CO can handle the rest."

The Emperor sat down and the CO stood up, "This is standard operating proceedures men. You will contact when you usually do, the normal, I don't have to go into details do I?" They all nodded no. "Good. Take off in one hour!"

The details of the mission were known only to those in the briefing room and very few higher ups in the Emperor's cabinet, none of which would devulge the information to anyone. It was a black op and thus completely unknown to all.

The C-17 took off an hour later and was over the drop area another eighteen hours later, after two refuels. The troops dropped in from 40,000 feet and began their mission immediately. The C-17 landed without incident and without being noticed whatsoever.

This idiot again? NewGanEden, the three captured terrorists from your nation were quite the popular attraction at my Torturefest on the 25th. They lasted longer than any of the other victims, which says more for the torture artists than the victims. :twisted:

Hmm... Send the S.S.S. Buttcrack to kill him.

Where the hell is this guy and whats up with him doing stuff and then ignoring it because he doesn't feel like reaping what he sowed.

Where the hell is this guy and whats up with him doing stuff and then ignoring it because he doesn't feel like reaping what he sowed.

Where am I, Satan? I am here. And by the way, the survivors have found new homes. In a century you and the pig nation you represaent will die like dogs. But feel safe for now, puppet.