NationStates Jolt Archive

Thanks to the tireless work of Emina scientists, a "virus" has been created that will increase Human lifespans by a large amount. The virus enters the body through a injection, and quickly must go to work. It changes the DNA that regulates aging, and deletes it, replacing it with a specially created strand that is reverse of that of a dog, and then is merely destroyed by the immune system. While a dog ages 7 years for each one, these people age 1 year for each 7. However, the vaccine is Obsensely expensive to produce. One dose runs about 100,000,000,000,000 Emins, and has only a 50% chance of success. As such, it doesn't appear anyone but those who created the virus and Lord AniX and his family will be using this virus anytime soon. Already, Princess/Prime Commander Widow has taken the vaccine, and is quite happy that she will stay in "prime fighting condition."

Thanks to the tireless work of Emina scientists, a "virus" has been created that will increase Human lifespans by a large amount. The virus enters the body through a injection, and quickly must go to work. It changes the DNA that regulates aging, and deletes it, replacing it with a specially created strand that is reverse of that of a dog, and then is merely destroyed by the immune system. While a dog ages 7 years for each one, these people age 1 year for each 7. However, the vaccine is Obsensely expensive to produce. One dose runs about 100,000,000,000,000 Emins, and has only a 50% chance of success. As such, it doesn't appear anyone but those who created the virus and Lord AniX and his family will be using this virus anytime soon. Already, Princess/Prime Commander Widow has taken the vaccine, and is quite happy that she will stay in "prime fighting condition."

From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

Our treasury department has been doing some phenominal things with trade & industry and in this arena of multi currency it appears that the equivelant of 100,000,000,000,000 Emins is 10 democratic dinars. As such myself and my loyal cabinet would request 500 vials of this incredible elixir to trial and if successful would like to make it 100% successful with our wonderful scientists and make it available (ata cost) on our wonderful free health service.

My treasury will wire the money at your agreement to an off shore account of your choice

Respectfully yours

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:
of the region Life of Bryan

We regret to inform you that at this moment, the virus is not for sale. We feel that if given out the general public, it could be purchased by anyone, including those who lead less then kind organizations. We know you are a fine country, but if we sold it to you, we would have to sell it to everyone, which is something we would rather not do at this time.

We regret to inform you that at this moment, the virus is not for sale. We feel that if given out the general public, it could be purchased by anyone, including those who lead less then kind organizations. We know you are a fine country, but if we sold it to you, we would have to sell it to everyone, which is something we would rather not do at this time.

From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

What about lending it to me ooops my nation I mean for say a week?

Respectfully yours
Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

KalEtch's Ministers of Science send an urget message to the Emina scientists.

Dear Learned Scientists of Emina,

We regret to inform you that this will not work. Quit this ludicrous act before it spreads. KalEtch has tried an experiment like this on a group of apes in a far area of their jungle. The result: Failure. Save your funds and spend them on more important issues. Disturbing DNA in humans is an absolute misjudgment. Imagine, seven years after a baby is born and the child still doesn’t know how to walk! Once put in motion it cannot be redone! DNA bonds are hereditary. The people will live longer, but they won’t be happier. They will witness the apocolypse. They will see cities fall and get reborn over and over again. Altering DNA is unjust! Imagine if a normal citizen of Emina lives to be 80, they will now live to be 560. Technology, and mankind cannot handle that change. Abandon your practices at once, for the good of humanity!

KalEtch's Ministers of Science send an urget message to the Emina scientists.

Dear Learned Scientists of Emina,

We regret to inform you that this will not work. Quit this ludicrous act before it spreads. KalEtch has tried an experiment like this on a group of apes in a far area of their jungle. The result: Failure. Save your funds and spend them on more important issues. Disturbing DNA in humans is an absolute misjudgment. Imagine, seven years after a baby is born and the child still doesn’t know how to walk! Once put in motion it cannot be redone! DNA bonds are hereditary. The people will live longer, but they won’t be happier. They will witness the apocolypse. They will see cities fall and get reborn over and over again. Altering DNA is unjust! Imagine if a normal citizen of Emina lives to be 80, they will now live to be 560. Technology, and mankind cannot handle that change. Abandon your practices at once, for the good of humanity!

From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock: / Internal affairs minister Calcheck :twisted:
To: KalEtch's Ministers of Science

Those of us with advanced scientific minds would not use this knowledge to test our hypothesis on poor defensless apes. We use only the most uninhibited VOLUNTEERS from the Jasada people.
We voted today (compulsory in issues as this requiring debate). The results were 45% against attaining this knowledge and 54% for (1% abstained, this is a democracy). We do not take lightly the findings of other nations, instead would use unbiased scientists raised in isolation from birth with no knowledge of the outside world, to give us a truly unbiased scientific response to this seemingly pointless debate.

Hence I repeat the request to share this technology seeing as my esteemed nation don't want money and let each nation use its moral ministers make up the minds of the massess.

Respectfully yours

Internal Affairs Minister Calcheck :twisted:
cc:Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

KalEtch's Ministers of Science send an urget message to the Emina scientists.

Dear Learned Scientists of Emina,

We regret to inform you that this will not work. Quit this ludicrous act before it spreads. KalEtch has tried an experiment like this on a group of apes in a far area of their jungle. The result: Failure. Save your funds and spend them on more important issues. Disturbing DNA in humans is an absolute misjudgment. Imagine, seven years after a baby is born and the child still doesn’t know how to walk! Once put in motion it cannot be redone! DNA bonds are hereditary. The people will live longer, but they won’t be happier. They will witness the apocolypse. They will see cities fall and get reborn over and over again. Altering DNA is unjust! Imagine if a normal citizen of Emina lives to be 80, they will now live to be 560. Technology, and mankind cannot handle that change. Abandon your practices at once, for the good of humanity!

From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock: / :twisted:
To: KalEtch's Ministers of Science

Those of us with advanced scientific minds would not use this knowledge to test our hypothesis on poor defensless apes. We use only the most uninhibited VOLUNTEERS from the Jasada people.
We voted today (compulsory in issues as this requiring debate). The results were 45% against attaining this knowledge and 54% for (1% abstained, this is a democracy). We do not take lightly the findings of other nations, instead would use unbiased scientists raised in isolation from birth with no knowledge of the outside world, to give us a truly unbiased scientific response to this seemingly pointless debate.

Hence I repeat the request to share this technology seeing as my esteemed nation don't want money and let each nation use its moral ministers make up the minds of the massess.

Respectfully yours

Internal Affairs Minister Calcheck :twisted: Internal affairs minister Calcheck
cc:Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

To: Internal affairs minister Calcheck
From: KalEtch Cheif of Human Biology

Dear minister Calcheck,

You can continue changing humans, we are not stopping you, but I just give you warning, altering human DNA is dangerous. With the money you intend to spend on the shots and alteration, I am sure you could make a safer, more efficient way to reduce aging. You also fail to realize how important it is to use 10 animal subjects (apes). If not for using the apes 10 humans would have been infected, and if those humans had children, they would be infected, and so on. These apes have served a great good to the future of KalEtch. It is suggested you have a reverse vaccine, or a backup plan for your DNA alteration scheme.


Cheif Darrel, Human Biology

Tampering with Dioxyribo nucleic acid in such a manner would be more fatal than "life lengthening."

Thank you for your concern, Kal, but they are misplaced. We are not providing them to the normal citizens until we are 100% sure we can reverse it, and even then we will not just hand out free samples. Besides, if anyone doesn't want to live anymore, we do allow suicide, but this is not the time or place for it. So far, only the unmarried and thus childless scientists and Princess Widow have taken it.

Queen Vara of Efte sends her highest regards to the noble scientists of Emina. Her Majesty requests more information about this experimental virus. In particular, Her Majesty wishes to know if any research has been done on whether the experimental virus will react with a subject who posseses a genetic defect.

Regards,
Ambassador-Lady Anasandia Dominica Micheski

Well, Its on our to-do list, but we want to stabize the virus before we start making it open for everyone. Since the virus isn't open for public use, we don't feel a need to rush testing on speical genetic problems.

the virus will be for sale when

We don't know. We still are debating allowing our OWN people to have access to it, so it will be quite sometime before we even think about letting people buy it. Even then, we aren't just going to hand it out like candy. Its still genetic-tampering device, and we are only going to give it to people who are trustworthy enough to have access to it.

BTW, just in case this comes up. This virus does not allow its users to be immortal. It merely expands their body's natural lifespan. It will not save you from dieing if you get blow up or shot or otherwise having your body stop funtioning.

KalEtch


From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:
To:Cheif Darrel, Human Biology,

My most learned colleague, well i am a prime minister and you are a scientist so we cant really call ourselves colleagues now can we.....well anyway, I personally take on board you warnings, and thatnk your for your concerns. However we are actually wanting this virus to extend our space program. You see my space scientist Dr O. OPS tells me that cryogenic suspension for long space travel is a myth, only found in comics. Therefore longevity in life is essential. Although we have just moved regions through an interdimentional portal, we like to find things for ourselves and not rely on others.
Apart ffom which hopefully i can send the wife on a space mission, not expect her to come back and can't then be accused of long distance murder which is a law for us politicians.

Any how, i have told you a secret, you tell me one...BTW are you of the female species, if so perhaps i can offer you some imperial vodka and a slow walk in our lush rain forest

Respectfully yours

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

We don't know. We still are debating allowing our OWN people to have access to it, so it will be quite sometime before we even think about letting people buy it. Even then, we aren't just going to hand it out like candy. Its still genetic-tampering device, and we are only going to give it to people who are trustworthy enough to have access to it.

BTW, just in case this comes up. This virus does not allow its users to be immortal. It merely expands their body's natural lifespan. It will not save you from dieing if you get blow up or shot or otherwise having your body stop funtioning.

Emina
From the PERSONAL pad of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

I am trustworthy , i would never disrespect you, your family, your scientists, your country, your culture religion etc etc etc. Just 1 vial so that we can also enhance the scientists experimentation of this virus (and i want to give it to the wife to send her into space, she has put on 3 ponds since we married and well yuch!)

So I respectfully wait in anticipation of your reply

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock: