NationStates Jolt Archive


Crazy Rudy's Weapons Sale-o-rama

20-12-2003, 19:41
Greetings from the fine people of Rebeland! Im selling M16's. Sprinfields, Uranium, ICBM's, RPG's, and even more MiG-29m's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Layarteb
20-12-2003, 19:42
:: sigh :: another one. ICBMs at 2 days old...sheesh!
20-12-2003, 19:44
1) Wait a few days even months.

2) Its unlikely you would have Uranium yet and even more uinlikely you would have any ICBM

3) Once you have followed step one, get pictures of your items and statistics.

4)Then enjoy the profits.
20-12-2003, 19:45
Layerteb, teach them don't get stressed. Nations who have a go just make more n00bs come.
20-12-2003, 19:45
Yes, I do have uranium, you can even check my counterpart, Acornacopia who mines uranium.
20-12-2003, 19:47
Yes, I do have uranium, you can even check my counterpart, Acornacopia who mines uranium.

you can't sell the other stuff
Doujin
20-12-2003, 19:51
Kazaakisthan: You don't really profit off of a storefront. You technically only get 10-20% of the price of the thing your selling as profit, the rest goes into building cost/labor.
20-12-2003, 20:02
Doujin its still a profit. It is still money coming in to your national treasury.
20-12-2003, 20:08
No loitering, either buy something or leave!
20-12-2003, 20:14
Rebeland... You haven't put prices for them, you haven't pur statistics for them, they don't have pictures, there are no links to outside info. Nobody is going to buy them. Look at other storefronts.
Ravea
20-12-2003, 20:25
*Achoo2dayoldnewbscantsellnuclearweapons!*

Excuse me.
The Zoogie People
20-12-2003, 20:32
Put some pics, specs for the M-16 and MiG-29...and prices ;) ICBMs in all probability unrealistic.
20-12-2003, 22:35
He never said he was selling nuclear weapons. Hes selling ICBM's and Uranium.

On my first day in NS I got the 'should we mine Uranium' issue. And ICBM's where given to me on my secod day... but I refused i didn't have anything to launch it with.
The Zoogie People
20-12-2003, 22:37
Oh well. Name how many and some prices.
20-12-2003, 22:38
[quote="Rebeland"]Greetings from the fine people of Rebeland! Im selling M16's. Sprinfields, Uranium, ICBM's, RPG's, and even more MiG-29m's!!!!!!!!!!!!![/qu


Can i have all your ICBMs for free or a cheape price with them being old
The Zoogie People
20-12-2003, 22:46
OLD? He's a new nation!
20-12-2003, 22:48
Samin...

There are no specs are pics and it has no name so you don't know what your buying. And you probably wouldn't be able to buy them without discharging your militay or spending more than 15% on military budget.

And after that how are you planning to launch it?
Doujin
20-12-2003, 22:49
An example of a good storefront..

http://doujinishi.tripod.com/logo (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100828)
20-12-2003, 22:53
No that is an example of a bad storefront... how are you paying for production of all that equipment.
20-12-2003, 23:09
How I purchase these items is my own business, I have an incredibly intricate economy. Anyway:
M16-$120
RPG(soviet made)-$50
ICBM(limited quantity)-$200,000
U235 (limited quantity)-$98,000
Springfield Rifle-$200
Kalashnikov AK-47-$45
20-12-2003, 23:12
Oh yes: MiG-29m's(limited quantity, max 300 per country)-$100,000
The Zoogie People
20-12-2003, 23:21
We would like to purchase twenty thousand M-16s and five thousand AK-47s. Cost would come out to...
2 million 625 thou.

Im not going to question where you get these, then.

imploded though your economy may be.
20-12-2003, 23:35
Your order has been confirmed, money has been received. Thank you for your business. Have a nice day!
21-12-2003, 02:44
Note: all items at Crazy Rudy's have gone on sale! Take 10% off every item.
The Zoogie People
21-12-2003, 15:01
We would like to donate $1 billion to Rebeland from last year's budget surplus (on the week system where Sunday is the beginning of the week) in light of their imploded economy.
21-12-2003, 15:10
1) Wait a few days even months.

2) Its unlikely you would have Uranium yet and even more uinlikely you would have any ICBM

3) Once you have followed step one, get pictures of your items and statistics.

4)Then enjoy the profits.
i only read stores with pics because if they dont i class them as boaring.
but then again why am i reading this one...... :roll:
http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~weddins/snake3drendered.gif
Lady Maya
24-12-2003, 05:07
Zoogie, thank you for the donation.