Meat Hooks Needed
Rather tediously, a group of foolish :x villagers in the eastern forest region of Dik Tator have tried to complain about their meagre rations. I need some extra meat hooks urgently so I can hang the 200 revolting peasants upside down in the village green.
Anyone got any to spare? I offer their finger nails in return - they make excellent snacks when dipped in mayonnaise.
Power to Dik Tator. :x
We will send 300 meathooks if you don't send us the fingernails.
Dik Tator is outraged by your lack of respect. Peasant fingernails are indeed a treasured national dish. I shall ignore your offer of meathooks and prepare for war instead. :x
Adornia advises Dik Tator to go fuck himself, and is prepared to "liberate" your country.
Dik Tator is outraged by your lack of respect. Peasant fingernails are indeed a treasured national dish. I shall ignore your offer of meathooks and prepare for war instead. :x
Really now? Considering I can field an army larger than your population, that might not be such a good idea. :roll:
Dik Tator is outraged by your lack of respect. Peasant fingernails are indeed a treasured national dish. I shall ignore your offer of meathooks and prepare for war instead. :x
Really now? Considering I can field an army larger than your population, that might not be such a good idea. :roll:
What he said.
My country may be small, but my army is the best. They would die for Dik Tator in glory - or risk losing their finger nails (and they tell that's very painful)
My country may be small, but my army is the best. They would die for Dik Tator in glory - or risk losing their finger nails (and they tell that's very painful)
Your army is pathetically small, and I doubt with your military budget you could afford to arm them with more than BB guns and pitchforks, let alone aircraft, naval ships, or armored vehicles.
What happens if I offer your troops safe passage? I mean, they'd probably want safety instead of losing their fingernails.
You may have a point there :evil:
Three B2 bombers fly over the capital of Dik Tator, and release a payload of pig's blood and red confetti as they fly over the capital building.
Had those been bombs I could have leveled your entire city without any resistance. I suggest you apologize immediately for making threats to a larger nation who actually offered you the assistance you asked for.
Dik Tator never apologises :x
Dik Tator never apologises :x
Then the next wave of bombers will be carrying tactical nuclear weapons. You have one more chance, use it wisely.
Dik Tator never apologises :x
Then the next wave of bombers will be carrying tactical nuclear weapons. You have one more chance, use it wisely.
As I like your national flag, you are forgiven. I shall cease nit-picking with you. At any rate, it's Federation Airspace who has upset the great Dik Tator. I have invoked a new law forbidding any of my citizens from dealing with anyone from Federation Airhead.
As I like your national flag, you are forgiven. I shall cease nit-picking with you. At any rate, it's Federation Airspace who has upset the great Dik Tator. I have invoked a new law forbidding any of my citizens from dealing with anyone from Federation Airhead.
Forgiven? For what? I asked you for an apology for threatening me. I think it's a small price to pay for the lives of your citizens.