Agriculture Store
The Grand Duchy has 2 main focuses: Protect the people, build a strong military. Having a strong military actually ties in with protecting the people.
We also have a major farming industry. This is good for foreign trade, we need not import a lot of food, yet we have exess to export a lot.
Corn:
http://www.the-scientist.com/images/yr2002/apr29/corn.jpg
$10 a pound
Wheat:
http://www.ebibleteacher.com/images/wheat.jpg
$13 a barrel
Green Beans:
http://www.sallys-place.com/images/food/column/ferryfiszer/beans.jpg
$10 a pound
Limes:
http://media.monster.com/xlloydsukx/limes.gif
$.75 a piece
Avocado:
http://www.womensheartfoundation.org/images/avacado.jpg
$1 a piece
Potato:
http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/images/potato.jpg
$.50 a piece
Tomatoes:
http://www.cityfarmer.org/tomatoes.jpg
$.35 a piece
We wish for 1ton of green beans.
-Kuzmich Postolski
(Total = $20,000)
Order to be shipped to TROUSRS via C-5 Galaxy.
The limes look nice can I have one please?
$0.75
The limes look nice can I have one please?
$0.75
Only one? :(
Confirmed. Order to be shipped by... FedEx
Give me a year's free supply of green beans or I shall invade :x
Give me a year's free supply of green beans or I shall invade :x
Invade you shall I guess...
-Landon Wasakanobii
A van rolls up to a check point on the Dik Tator border.
"What is your busines here?" Says the gaurd reading it off a preset script/
"I have come to invade."
The gaurd, trying to look like he has half a brain, flips through the script until he finds wht he is looking for.
"Thank you for you custom, we will take 1 radish please."
The van drives through and a man is pushed out, a stick is chucked out afterwards.
The prime minister has this to say on the matter:
We have invaded Dik Tator with our lowest paid pacifist. We have armed him with.. a stick.
You jest about the ruthless Dik Tator - you shall pay
I will have 20,0000 pounds of corn,tomatoes, and wheat. Can you deliver this amount of food each week for a month and could you also ship this to me on a merchant ship (ordinary trade ship) to my capital port I will pay for this service thanx. Money will be wired now.
*money wired*
I will have 20,0000 pounds of corn,tomatoes, and wheat. Can you deliver this amount of food each week for a month and could you also ship this to me on a merchant ship (ordinary trade ship) to my capital port I will pay for this service thanx. Money will be wired now.
*money wired*
Sure thing Aamerricaaa.
First shipment will take place tomarrow.
You jest about the ruthless Dik Tator - you shall pay
Ok.. here's a dollar.
Now go away.
Oh and Dik Taror put on foot on Federation Airspace teritory and you will disapear from the face of the earth :twisted: I am warning you!!!! U stupid noob!!
Oh and since noob Dik Tator declares war I hope he doesen't mind becoming a slave nation for FA growing crops for FA not Dik Tator, thats what will happen if he invades :P
Friendly Advice to Dik Tator:
Your continued warmongering will have you destroyed in the future. You simply aren't powerful enough to be able to try to bully around.
~President Mef XXIV
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Cheers and Good Day!
Independent Hitmen
20-12-2003, 18:38
rofl, god dam i love those posts
STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
Filled out by: Kazaakisthan
Directed at: Dik Tator
Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After
reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.
Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[X] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.
Cheers and Good Day!
Rock on!!! 8)
What? The SIRF or what Dick put.
Give me a year's free supply of green beans or I shall invade :x
Yeah like thats ever gona happen. :lol:
What? The SIRF or what Dick put.
I meant the part about throwing yourself in your bathtub with you moniter and all of the stuff Dik is.
The lime was top quality. And thanks for not charging P&P. Can I send you something in return. A photo of my dog perhaps?
The SIRF is a great form, feel free to copy and save it for your own use.
That I shall. It was soooooo funny! :lol:
Oh and can I have 200barrels of potatos and limes everyday until a year has passed and I will pay for shipment again.
*money wired*