NationStates Jolt Archive

Buy these people a ticket out into a brave, new world! These hardworking chaps are skilled in all forms of manual labor, drug trafficking, and carjacking. By the way, their all ex cons, but THEY insisted that they are reformed!
Prices available on request. Please telegram me.

SERVANTS:
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John "Ozzy" Osbutt: Hard worker, previous drug problems, some slurred speech, but a great deal.
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Charles "Little Lamb" Manson
Harmless, sweet, gentle, great for working with children and movie stars.

Buy these people a ticket out into a brave, new world! These hardworking chaps are skilled in all forms of manual labor, drug trafficking, and carjacking. By the way, their all ex cons, but THEY insisted that they are reformed!
Prices available on request. Please telegram me.

SERVANTS:
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tv2/news/ozzy_osbourne.jpg
John "Ozzy" Osbutt: Hard worker, previous drug problems, some slurred speech, but a great deal.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.mugshots.org/criminals/charles-manson.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mugshots.org/criminals/charles-manson.html&h=295&w=200&prev=/images%3Fq%3DManson%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8
Charles "Little Lamb" Manson
Harmless, sweet, gentle, great for working with children and movie stars.

Too badd you coudn't sell ozzie's retarded wife sharon and his stupid children as well.

Nah, the son was sitting around stoned and Kelly, who'd buy her? His wife was too busy with her colon polyps, which she got from ozzy farking her up da butt too many times. Oh, it burns!

Nah, the son was sitting around stoned and Kelly, who'd buy her? His wife was too busy with her colon polyps, which she got from ozzy farking her up da butt too many times. Oh, it burns!

What about his other daughter? I'm sure Kelly would make a good sex slave in a harem!!! Kelly could have 10-12 kids and she is probaly very easy.