suitcase bomb For Sale!
Our nation has a SADM (Suitcase Atomic Detonation Munition) these devices countatain approximately one kiloton worth of tnt. That is one fourteenth worth of the bomb that leveled Hiroshima. Telegraph today and it will be delivered to you, no questions asked. Starts at 5,000,000 dollars.
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Crookfur
20-12-2003, 03:26
OOC:
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I suggest you rephrase your ad, at the moment it sounds as if there is literally 1000tons worth of TNT inside
a better phrasing may be:
contains explosive power in the 1kiloton range
or soemthing, you proabably don't need to mention the tnt as msot people know what a kiloton is.
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I'll take ten, but instead of delivery, spread them around your capitol and detonate them. Thank you very much and as you posted no price you can call that a christmas gift.
hello fellow arms dealer I would like to purchase 13 of these suitcase bombs please.they are for an assasination attempt on the president of panhandle. oh yes and can you please telegram me when they arrive.
*money wired*
Great Mateo
20-12-2003, 05:46
Anyone care to notice that this guy is two days old? Nukes? I'm thinking...not.
Dontgonearthere
20-12-2003, 06:07
The chance to get the The Saddamized States edition collectors plates may arrise soon, place your orders now.
Only 1 kiloton? You realize you could eassilly make a suitcase nuke 4 megatons all it needs is a chunk of Uranium about the size of your fist.
I will buy 2. . . (all transactions are confidential?)
(just to clarify only the seller knows I bought this item)