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Nucontre News Agency broadcast:

MUTER-FECK, DA'AMFECK -- Da'amfeck's biggest ever recorded earthquake shook a southeastern region Thursday and triggered a series of strong aftershocks. Thousands of people are reported dead, injured, or missing. The property destroyed in the quake is valued near 65 million Da'amfeckian dollars.

The 8.6-magnitude tremor's epicenter was near the city of Coronto'a, about 400 miles south east of the capital, Muter-feck, the People's Weather Bureau said.

The quake was strong enough to shake buildings in Muter-feck and even the northern cities of Virgule and Boste for about three minutes.

Less than an hour later, at least four aftershocks hit the Ashtoner-o'mal region. Their magnitude ranged from 4.6 to 6.1, the People's Weather Bureau said.

The 8.8-magnitude quake was the biggest ever seen in Da'amfeck, the bureau said. This year's second-strongest tremor was a 7.5-magnitude quake in June located in the Belarian Ocean off the east coastal city of New Payse, the bureau said.

Tremors are rare in this part of Jon-was'ir and this quake was unprecedented.

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A call to all nations who have it in their hearts to help us! We are desperate. Thousands of people are dead or dying and over a million are without food or shelter. Anarchy is rampant in the stricken regions. It is vitally important that we receive outside aid, as it is the middle of the rainy season and there is severe flooding taking place at this moment in the area around Coronto'a. Also reports of landslides in the Eridanian mountains are coming in. Our army, which is relativley small, can only do so much to aid our people, and many of them are away on peace-keeping missions. Please help us in any way you can. We are very desperate and we need your assisstance badly!

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Is there a suitable landing strip to accomidate 2 C-141 Starlifters?

If so medical workers and supplies can be brought to your country.

Pick a flood plain, any flood plain.

ooc bump. by the way, thank you for your aid. As I have been stressing, we are desperate, and your Starlifters full of medical workers are vastly appreciated. We salute you, comrade. You are a true example of an unselfish, caring leader.

The 2 C-141's have lifted off and should arrive in roughly 9 hours.

Thank you, my tortured, dying countrymen trapped under tonnes of fallen concrete feel better already.

The North Eastern coast of Imperial Forces have been placed on a Tsunami warning.
-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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*BUMP*

The North Eastern coast of Imperial Forces have been placed on a Tsunami warning.
-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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Affirmative.

*BUMP* f-ck

The Starlifters have landed and have set up a temporary hospital.

They can handle up to 3,000 people a day.

We can send well armed and highly trained troops and air support to stop any scumbag taking advantage of the bad situation you are in.
Just call and we are there.
Brigadier General Sir Edward Hopper VC,DSO,DSM.
Supreme Commander Fiefdom of Smitlaw Armed Forces.

Sure, we'll give you aid.

But you must give us unbinded access to ALL of your natural resources, and your uranium mines.

Oh, yes, terrible... what happened.

Ex Rex Dacilandia Ada Infinitium

Dacilandia: I think not.
Smitlaw: Thank you so much! Your military presence is much appreciated! Your group will be split into small platoons which shall be merged with the main Da'amfeckian and New Da'amfeckian armed forces already there.
Zossen: Thank you.

However: we still need money to rebuild the cities of Coronto'a and Delirae, and shelter for the victims are highly important. Please spread the word to any other kind-hearted nations out there!

bump.

The Kingdom of Emaculatia has dispatched a team consisting of thirty medical doctors and seventeen licensed grief councilors to help the Da'amfeckian population cope with the fallout from this disaster. They should be arriving in Daamfeck shortly.

The Kingdom of Emaculatia has dispatched a team consisting of thirty medical doctors and seventeen licensed grief councilors to help the Da'amfeckian population cope with the fallout from this disaster. They should be arriving in Daamfeck shortly.

Emaculatia: we are indebted to you. Thank you. As you are a new nation, if you like maybe we could make some trade deals, or a military alliance. Also if you like you can move to my region, The Payse Basin Nations.

In Dik Tator we have a famous pop star called Evlis Prelsey. In sending love and good wishes to you people at this difficult time, he says: "I'm sorry your all shook up."

Sorry, can't give you any aid - I've nicked it all.

Dik Tator

By executive order of the President of Chancland, Chanc I, we will be wiring you $65 million USD. This being one of our largest humanitarian donations we would like to construct an embassy in your country and designate an Ambassador from our country to yours. Also, for base support construction we will be shipping to you lumber, our largest export. At no cost you will recieve 400 tons of lumber. Which can be used to lay pre foundation structure for your destroyed buildings and homes. Good luck and god speed.

-Minister Chanchev
Minister of Diplomacy, Chancland

--If any peacekeeping forces are later needed to restore order please contact the Minister of Defense, Minister Von Chanc; If any food or water supplies are needed contact our Minister of Agriculture, Minister McChanc--

Too bad you're too busy terrorising hour-old countries to help me in my darkest hour... Just for that, I think I'll invade you once my military is back up to par.

*bump.* By the way, Dik Tator, I'm not joking.

Chancland: That is the most generous offer of help that I have received all day. Your embassy, located in the capital, Muter-feck, will be four acres in area, and we will also award you a smaller consulate right downtown, as well as one in New Payse and one in Coronto'a.

Thank you, comrade. But anyone with any moral conviction would do the same. We are currently assembling the lumber shipment forms and the vessels that will be used. Also, a diplomatic team and a humanitarian aid inspection team are being flown in, if you have reservations about this let me assure the small goverment employeed team is just their to evalute the property damage and draw up reconstruction plans to present to you, and my goverment to overview where things will be rebuilt, how, and if we need to reevaluate and send in more supplies. You should have all of the donated funds from Chancland in your federal bank within the hour.

-President Chanc I
Ruler of Chancland

[A small, wiry man approaches the podium of an international telecast. The graphic at the bottom identifies him as Vinz Clortho, Press Secretary for The Doomsday Cult.]

Clortho: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sadness today that I inform you of a terrible tragedy that has befallen Da'amfeck. As many of you are aware, recent seismic activities have stricken several nations, and Da'amfeck is one that has been hit the hardest. I urge all members of the international community to pull together and help the people of Da'amfeck in their times of troubles. Alas, the Doomsday Cult has nothing to offer Da'amfeck in the way of medical aide, as that has not been our domestic policy. However, what we offer, if it is accepted, is the use of 8,000 soldiers to aide in keeping the peace during what is sure to be a time of horrific rioting and suffering.

[Clortho shifts the papers in his hands.]

Clortho: As our great Leader has informed all citizens of The Doomsday Cult, the end times are near. We must continue to prepare for the Coming of Gozer. I urge all peoples of The Doomsday Cult to continue our bizarre rituals, in hopes that we will one day bring about the end of this world. The earthquake--- although an unfortunate incident as I'm sure many righteous were slain, just as the wicked--- can only be taken as a sign that the return of Gozer inches nearer and nearer by the day. Stay vigilant, people of The Doomsday Cult, but always remember--- our teachings instruct us to lend a helping hand to those in peril. To that end, we offer our assistance to Da'amfeck. Thank you.

[Clortho steps down from the podium amid the cheers of his public.]

The Germanic State of Zossen is shipping over 100,000 gallons of drinking water and 250k tons of Food. We would like to warn you that it is not a good idea to invite peacekeeping forces in your nation unless they are allies and can be trusted.

Is there anything else we can do for you?

Thank you, comrade. But anyone with any moral conviction would do the same. We are currently assembling the lumber shipment forms and the vessels that will be used. Also, a diplomatic team and a humanitarian aid inspection team are being flown in, if you have reservations about this let me assure the small goverment employeed team is just their to evalute the property damage and draw up reconstruction plans to present to you, and my goverment to overview where things will be rebuilt, how, and if we need to reevaluate and send in more supplies. You should have all of the donated funds from Chancland in your federal bank within the hour.

-President Chanc I
Ruler of Chancland

Hmmmm. Tell you what, we'll also make a trade agreement with your nation. Pick a natural resource, any natural resource.

Daamfeck

Extract from Our revered Triangle magazine from our armed forces


The Japanese army first landed in southern Life of Bryan and northern Jasada on December 8, 2002. This was one arm of a major offensive throughout the Pacific Theatre that included the destruction of the American Fleet in Hawaii and the invasion of the Philippines and Hong Kong. All this took place in the span of several hours. Immediately, the Japanese began air raids upon air fields in Life of Bryan.
Throughout the two-month battle for Malaya, the Royal Army Medical Services fought their own war to save lives.
The royal Army medical services have the highest award for valour of all our armed services both in peace time and war, even beating our elite.

As a result Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock: and his government would like to offer you the services of 207, 208 Field Hospitals & 5 Rapid Response field Ambulance. This to include medicines, equipment ( water purification & our famour Oxygen technology to generate molecular growth) and personnel. There will be no charge for this outrageously generous offer of assistance BUT an assurance from your government that in time of peacetime peril you will offer the support of your nation should it be needed by ours.
On receipt of your agreement I will authorise a fleet of sea kings to dispatch all to your region.

Respectfully
Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

PS we also offer your our friendship & trust.....until you annoy us

The Principality of Keisland is sorry to hear of the tradgerdy that has struck your nation, we are therefor sending a force of 200 military personal to help support the police force and rescue efforts as well as a futher 100 medical and logistics staff.

We are sorry the numbers are so low but as a fledgling nation this is all we are able to muster at such a short time. They will arive via C-130's in 24 hrs.

Our prayers are with the injured and familes of the victims of this tradgerdy. God be with you

Price Darlon Keis
Ruler of the Principality of Keisland

The Rt Hon I Llewewin
Primeminister of the Principality of Keisland.

Aust will donate anything you need, men, food, shelter. Just ask. We suffer greatly from 'quakes and volcanos. We know haw it feels. I donate £4,000,000,000 in aid and 24 transport arcraft are taking off to drop supplys and shelter

The people of Samtonia have just received word of the devestating disaster that has wracked you. Though we have no personnel to send you, we would like to inform you that we will allow any displaced or grieving victims of the earthquake to rest and recover in the beautiful and tranquil forests of Samtonia free of charge. All that they need to do is show up in Samtonia and they will be greeted with open arms.

From the office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:
To: DA'AMFECK

I would urge your fastest response to our offer of medical aid oxygen making machine etc.


We have recently entered into trade agreements with Kamerovia and expect to be stoned & happy soon... It may be that we get the munchies and 4get about our most gracious offer of support to you. If this happens i would beg of you in the spirit of tolerence that you snail mail our repective anti drugs coalition so that they may remind my government and I about our phenominal offer to you and yours.

Respectfully yours
Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

The bizarre rituals of The Doomsday Cult are accepted as a legitimate system of belief, and their aid is greatly appreciated.

Zossen: Many thanks. There is nothing else you can do for us, except possibly send some kind of temporary shelter for our citizens. Our army has basically got the rescue situation under control with the help of foreign aid workers, but helicopters or powerboats would be appreciated for the search of missing people in the great floodplains of the south east, north of the Mountains.

We are aware of the danger. Any peacekeepers entering our country are split into very small militarily inconsequential units. But thank you for the well-meant warning.

Jasada: Confirmed. If you ever need help, telegram me and I will reply in your time of need. You will also receive space for an embassy if you wish one in Muter-feck, a teeming metropolis with really quite awesome night-life :D

Keisland: *Shakes hand of the Prince Darlon Keis* When our nation is once more strong, you may count on the People's Republic of Da'amfeck and the Protectorate of New Da'amfeck to defend you at all costs.

Aust: Comrade, if you want anything in return, I will do my best to get it to you.

Samtonia: About a thousand Da'amfeckians have emigrated to your beautiful nation. We are extending diplomatic ties.

From The under secretary to Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

We graciously accept your offer of an embassy in Muter-Feck. I can confirm that 3 C-130 Hercules are fueled and taxiing down the runway with 150male ferrets for defence, 1 regiment para as second line of defence, communication technology and associated personnel, an ambassador to Jasada, a ready made garden from my own principality, so that there will always be a bit of home in a foreign land, and...my husband, cos he gets on me t..ts

respectfully yours,

Mrs N. EE. Dawee 8)

From The under secretary to Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

We graciously accept your offer of an embassy in Muter-Feck. I can confirm that 3 C-130 Hercules are fueled and taxiing down the runway with 150male ferrets for defence, 1 regiment para as second line of defence, communication technology and associated personnel, an ambassador to Jasada, a ready made garden from my own principality, so that there will always be a bit of home in a foreign land, and...my husband, cos he gets on me t..ts

respectfully yours,

Mrs N. EE. Dawee 8)

Cool. That's super chill 8) Hehehe peace.

Communique sent back to you:

From- President Samuel Irwin

We would like to say that your offer to extend diplomatic relations is met with great rejoicing by my people. The emigrants are adapting and are being treated with respect and care by the local people. I would just like to ask if there is anything our small nation can do to help and invite the creation of an embassy in Samvilla, the capitol of our humble nation. I wish you and your people the best of luck in this time of trouble and look forward to your reply.

Very sorry for what happened. If you need aid in rebuilding, send me a telegram and I'll be ready to send you help in a heartbeat.

Also, I offer a disease free, cuddly, pet rabbit to every child who has been injured or orphaned by the earthquake. As it is, my country is full of rabbits, so we might as well put them to good use. :D :wink:

People's Daily excerpt:

CORONTO'A, DA'AMFECK -- After the huge earthquake which shook this region Thursday, causing landslides in the mountains and tsunami's as far away as Nucontre, the citizens of this beleagered region are finally getting some rest.

"It was tough for the first day or so," says a truck driver from Eraan, a small mining town south or Coronto'a. "I had just returned from a run up to Stanton and Boste. Around 5 in the morning we began feeling tremors, and around 6:30 the main earthquake struck. Luckily we were high enough in the mountains for our house to withstand the seismic shock."

Others were not so lucky. Anna Belarachi, a native of the small city of Gelerne, says her home in the outskirts was completely destroyed, along with her car, which was crushed by a falling building. "I have nothing left," she sobbed. There is no hope of regaining any of her possessions because the area in which she lived was flooded when the monsoon came and there were no dykes to stop the rain from building up in low lying regions.

She was one of the many Da'amfeckians who were aided by the multi-national aid which came to the help of Da'amfeck. A Jasadi Sea-King helicopter saved her and her husband as they tried desperately to stay afloat in the torrential rain. They were given food brought in by Zossen and then emigrated to Samtonia, where 'it was more peaceful'.

Luckily most of the danger is now gone. All the aftershocks are finished and all the homeless are being housed and the sick treated.

The disastor, while being undeniably bloody and terrible (more than 15 thousand people were killed) was good for Da'amfeck's foreign service. We have established links with many countries previously unknown to us, and have promised a military alliance with many n00b's.

The Prime Minister of Da'amfeck made a speech yesterday in Muter-feck commending the armed forces for their hard work and vigourously thanking the international aid coalition for their help. Each nation was given an IOU of $30 million Da'amfeckian Dollars.

Jone Naisson Ma'an-inkum

Communique sent back to you:

From- President Samuel Irwin

We would like to say that your offer to extend diplomatic relations is met with great rejoicing by my people. The emigrants are adapting and are being treated with respect and care by the local people. I would just like to ask if there is anything our small nation can do to help and invite the creation of an embassy in Samvilla, the capitol of our humble nation. I wish you and your people the best of luck in this time of trouble and look forward to your reply.

We will send a diplomatic team immediately. If you ever need help in a tight spot, contact me. Save the URL of this thread somewhere so you don't forget. Thank you for your help.

By the way, if anyone would like to see the area struck by the earthquake, look at THIS PAGE (http://www.freewebs.com/paysebasin/prdaamfeck.htm) and scroll down until you see the map. Look at the south-east. The area affected by the quake is a rough sphere with a center in Coronto'a and a radius stretching from Coronto'a, in Demile Province, to Mishover in Ashtoner-o'mal Province. The Mountains are south of Mishover, and the great floodplains are in the triangle made by Salo, Coronto'a and Boro.

It seems that thanks to the international coalition, the crisis is over. Now all we need are engineers. Thousands and thousands of engineers, to rebuild the great city of Coronto'a, once a large city of 5.5 million, now flattened to the ground and flooded at its northern end.

By the way, we are holding a contest for archetectural designs; the best design for the new town hall (to be constructed next spring) will warrant a $25 m DD prize.

Bump. Anyone have any designs? Comments? Anything?

Daamfeck: The Kingdom of Emaculatia is more that willing to help nations such as yours deal with mental health issues. We hope one day to establish an international task force of licensed grief councilors to deal with problems such as the one you are facing. I hope that when I bring this issue to the United Nations, you will support my initiative and petition your allies to do likewise.

Furthermore, I appreciate your offer of military assistance, but I must decline - the Kingdom of Emaculatia is not desirous of a military presence in our nation.

We are, however, interested in establishing trade deals with your region. We are in dire need of couches to put in our offices here in Emaculatia. Have you a well-established couch industry?




Emaculatia: we are indebted to you. Thank you. As you are a new nation, if you like maybe we could make some trade deals, or a military alliance. Also if you like you can move to my region, The Payse Basin Nations.

To Emaculatia, in a telegram from the Prime Minister of the People's Republic of Da'amfeck, leader of the Payse Basin:

Thank you for your gracious offer of mental-health assisstance. However, we are a population of more than 200 million, and we have many councillors who have been flown into the stricken region. Your kindness is appreciated, however.

As for the military alliance, if you don't want our troops in your country, we can simply reserve a section of our army to be on constant standby, ready to drop into your country, if you ever get yourself into a tight spot. Also, our Protectorate, New Da'amfeck, is more than willing to assist you in any way possible.

Unfortunately, we do not usually export couches. The Republic and its protectorate nation mainly manufacture weapons and armaments, beverages, and uranium. If you should desire any of these products we would be more than happy to send some to you. On the other hand, I'm sure that my secretary can find a couch-making company somewhere in the Realm of Da'amfeck.

Thank you for your time. Truly and respectfully yours, J.M. of Da'amfeck.

P.S. If any of your architects would like to submit a plan for the Coronto'a'ian City Hall, they might just get a few extra milliuon if they win the competition!

bumpity bump

Bumpness.

we have many councillors who have been flown into the stricken region.

That, my friend, is a sign of a strong region. I'm sure that you realize that there is strength in mental health - a strength that cannot be matched by even a million nuclear warheads.

we have many councillors who have been flown into the stricken region.

That, my friend, is a sign of a strong region. I'm sure that you realize that there is strength in mental health - a strength that cannot be matched by even a million nuclear warheads.

I disagree :D

Bump. Anyone have any designs? Comments? Anything?

From the office of Prime MInister Bottom Burp :shock:

To:Daamfeck

My Office envies your time and ability to create such a minefield of information, however one has to wonder weather your cartographer has far too much time on their hands, perhaps a good war or disaster would enable a much more productive use of your time, or even a full time job?

Ahh, my advisors inform me that you have just had a major disaster and that we sent aid, my deepest sympathy's to your populace for their losses.....Anyway, seeing as your designs are detailed and well...better than ours...it could be mutually advantageous to loan me the use of your historians and cartogrepher to build on our own reputation within your fair region.

I would like you to consider the loan of your specialists. For this we would be prepared to share a consignment of snow which we have just taken stock of, see
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106495&highlight=

I trust that you can see the advantage for your family to have snow on christmas day, imagine Prime Minister of the People's Republic of Da'amfeck being compared to Santa Claus by your family for providing snow at Christmas.

If this is acceptable then i would ask your respective department to liase with Minister of Maps & History Mr A. Tlas through our mutually compatible communication network or through inter region mail.

Respectfully yours

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

The Democratic Republic Of Dimmimar wil send aid in the form of workers and money if you want us to.

Merry Christmas :D

Daamfeck: The Kingdom of Emaculatia is more that willing to help nations such as yours deal with mental health issues. We hope one day to establish an international task force of licensed grief councilors to deal with problems such as the one you are facing. I hope that when I bring this issue to the United Nations, you will support my initiative and petition your allies to do likewise.

Furthermore, I appreciate your offer of military assistance, but I must decline - the Kingdom of Emaculatia is not desirous of a military presence in our nation.

We are, however, interested in establishing trade deals with your region. We are in dire need of couches to put in our offices here in Emaculatia. Have you a well-established couch industry?




Emaculatia: we are indebted to you. Thank you. As you are a new nation, if you like maybe we could make some trade deals, or a military alliance. Also if you like you can move to my region, The Payse Basin Nations.



From the office of Prime MInister Bottom Burp :shock:

To:Emaculatia

As the representative of Jasada i have taken advisement of your plight to address mental health well being. I understand that you require a consignment of couches. As a former social worker I feel i need to draw your attention to a few details before we move to trade.
1. Couches for counsellors only encourage the counsellors to fall asleep whilst listening to the moans of "patients"
2. Recent research suggests that getting married is good for the mental health of women (see radio 2 new 1pm 22/12/03)
3. Counselling, prescribing of drugs will in the log term prove more advantageous as you dont have to pay counsellors, drug companies can multi task making different drugs and you can create a dependency culture, which in turn promotes an income and a profit.

I hope that my personal support in this matter is of some use to your country men, alternatively you could request Daamfeck to donate all their spare furniture from the quake (from offices) and use them at least this would be free?!?
Alternatively contact my minister of health Mr Si Chotic

respectively yours

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=jasada

Bump. Anyone have any designs? Comments? Anything?

From the office of Prime MInister Bottom Burp



My Office envies your time and ability to create such a minefield of information, however one has to wonder weather your cartographer has far too much time on their hands, perhaps a good war or disaster would enable a much more productive use of your time, or even a full time job?

Ahh, my advisors inform me that you have just had a major disaster and that we sent aid, my deepest sympathy's to your populace for their losses.....Anyway, seeing as your designs are detailed and well...better than ours...it could be mutually advantageous to loan me the use of your historians and cartogrepher to build on our own reputation within your fair region.

I would like you to consider the loan of your specialists. For this we would be prepared to share a consignment of snow which we have just taken stock of, see
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106495&highlight=

I trust that you can see the advantage for your family to have snow on christmas day, imagine Prime Minister of the People's Republic of Da'amfeck being compared to Santa Claus by your family for providing snow at Christmas.

If this is acceptable then i would ask your respective department to liase with Minister of Maps & History Mr A. Tlas through our mutually compatible communication network or through inter region mail.

Respectfully yours

Prime Minister Bottom Burp :shock:

To the Office of Prime Minister Bottom Burp
From Prime Minister of The People's Republic of Da'amfeck

My cartographer does indeed have far too much time on his hands, and would be happy to lend his services out. The historians are good to go too.

The snow will not be needed, but the offer is appreciated. We do not celebrate Christmas in the Republic; instead we celebrate Da'amfeck Day on the summer solstice and many celebrate Nu-allaghrah on the winter solstice. However we are just south of the equator and snow is alien to our population, except those who live high in the mountain ranges.

Since you are a member of my region, you will also get a national page. Simply email my Department of Foreign Affairs with your national statistics and the area in which you would like your country to be located.

Thank you.

The Democratic Republic Of Dimmimar wil send aid in the form of workers and money if you want us to.

Merry Christmas :D

Nah. Wanna move to my region though? 8)

Report from Undersecretary to the minister of defence:

Colonel in chief Wigham attended a ceremony for the return of our brave medical team from the provence of The Payse Basin Nations. A medal symbolising the freedom of the region has been awarded to our dedicated men & women

http://www.valorremembered.org/photogallery/photo21943/SteveTravisSaluteGrayScale1942.psd.jpg

"I am honored and humbled to stand here, where so many of Jasada's leaders have come before me, and so many will follow.

We have a place, all of us, in a long story--a story we continue, but whose end we will not see. It is the story of a new world The Payse Basin Nations that became a friend and liberator of the old, a story of a slave-holding society that became a servant of freedom, the story of a power that went into the world to protect but not possess, to defend but not to conquer."
So on & so forth he went on...sufficeth to say our lads got medals http://www.medals.org.uk/images/uk182-small.jpg


Major Arm Y. Barmy

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