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The predominantly Aryan nation of American Green Nazis is exporting its minority members. It is our national agenda to segregate races according to land masses. However, a small but annoying percentage of residents within our borders are not, in fact, Aryan. We have, for the most part, contained these minorities to contained, self-sufficient encampments, but unfortunately this is not a situation that offers long-term stability. We are wasting resources maintaining the facilities for our non-Aryan residents and wish to export them to other countries with a more representative ethnic population.

Hence, if your country is populated predominantly by non-Aryan groups, our government is willing to pay yours $100 USD for each minority member you are willing to take off our hands. We don't care what you do with them, whether you sell them into slavery or elect them president, so long as they are outside of our borders. We would prefer to export our citizens by race--that is, Arabs to Arab-inhabited countries, Hispanics to Hispanic countries, etc., but we are willing to negotiate on this. Currently, we have about 600,000 minority members we would like to export. We do not need to export our entire population immediately, but any help would be appreciated.

(OOC Disclaimer: I knew when I created this nation that I'll probably get 3 idiotic flames for every real response, but I decided to do it anyway because it's an interesting mentality to role-play. But I'd like to ask that before you respond to this post, please ask yourself "Am I writing an idiotic flame?" If so, please either change what you're saying, or remain silent. Idiotic flames include anything along the lines of "fuk u wanker", which actually arrived verbatim in my telegram box. Don't confuse my fictional nation's philosophy with my own.)

We here at Mikosolf are an equal opportunity employer, as such we would love to take 100,000 of any race to be workers in out "Mines of Pointless Labor", the fastest growing subdivision of Mikosolf.

-Reif Dnelufwa, Chairman of Mikosolf

We'll take them off your hands for free and they will be granted full status as Imperial Citizens after a term of military service not to exceed one year.

The predominantly Aryan nation of American Green Nazis is exporting its minority members. It is our national agenda to segregate races according to land masses. However, a small but annoying percentage of residents within our borders are not, in fact, Aryan. We have, for the most part, contained these minorities to contained, self-sufficient encampments, but unfortunately this is not a situation that offers long-term stability. We are wasting resources maintaining the facilities for our non-Aryan residents and wish to export them to other countries with a more representative ethnic population.

Hence, if your country is populated predominantly by non-Aryan groups, our government is willing to pay yours $100 USD for each minority member you are willing to take off our hands. We don't care what you do with them, whether you sell them into slavery or elect them president, so long as they are outside of our borders. We would prefer to export our citizens by race--that is, Arabs to Arab-inhabited countries, Hispanics to Hispanic countries, etc., but we are willing to negotiate on this. Currently, we have about 600,000 minority members we would like to export. We do not need to export our entire population immediately, but any help would be appreciated.

(OOC Disclaimer: I knew when I created this nation that I'll probably get 3 idiotic flames for every real response, but I decided to do it anyway because it's an interesting mentality to role-play. But I'd like to ask that before you respond to this post, please ask yourself "Am I writing an idiotic flame?" If so, please either change what you're saying, or remain silent. Idiotic flames include anything along the lines of "fuk u wanker", which actually arrived verbatim in my telegram box. Don't confuse my fictional nation's philosophy with my own.)

Such strong words for such a pittily little nation.

You know that that is 5% of your nation?

The Confederacy of Patoxia will take any Cherokees you have, we have a large community Cherokees within our boarders, and we would grant the Immigrants full citizenship upon their arrival.

Speaker James Dermont
The Confederacy of Patoxia

We here in the Directorate, as I speak for each nation in my region, as leader of the Directorate Collation hereby ask to be awarded 1,000,000,000 people of any and all minorities. Blacks, Asians, Arabs (no Islamic Extremists) ANYTHING not a risk to the state

We are willing to provide transport

Chandler Main
Directorate Military Collation Forces
DMCF

OOC: This is a legit post

Economic improvement is a vital goal for the future of our small but growing nation. Although our people are not ethnically diverse, it seems harmless to experiment with the importation of foreign workers of a different race. We would be pleased to accept an initial shipment of 1000 workers. If they are found to be tractable, durable, and productive we may look forward to future transactions.

By my order,

Lord Protector of Vandalon

Such strong words for such a pittily little nation.

It's not the size of a nation that gives it its pride, but its quality.
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We are very pleased with the offers we're recieving. As someone earlier pointed outed, we fully realize that that our 600,000 unwanted residents does indeed constitute 5% of our nation's population. You should have seen it before the current government got in power! Many of the minority members emigrated voluntarily--these are the stragglers.

So far the best offer we have recieved is from Eizen, who has generously offered to take our unwanted population for free. Eizen, if you can provide transportation as well, you have a certain deal. Otherwise, we will accept any better offers we recieve.

Dear sir,

The Commonwealth has never before openly requested foreign refugees, but we do offer ourselves as an alternative for any willing refugees. While we do not require a fee of any sort to be paid to us, we do ask that you provide transportation to a suitable point of entry, preferably in one of the outlying Dominions. At that point, any and all refugees will be granted Iansislean citizenship, with all the rights that entails.

We realize that you will doubtless have better offers; however, we remind the world that Iansisle’s borders are ever open.

L. Sabino
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Grand Iansislean Empire of the Shield and Its Dominions

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Back in Ianapalis itself, First Sea Lord Grand Admiral Sir Richard Tri threw down his newspaper in disgust upon reading the account. “Bah!” he asserted, to no one in particular. “I knew that this Liberal Coalition was nothing but bad news! We’re already swamped with immigrants from all over the world, and they bloody well go and invite more in!” Still grumbling about the ‘dilution of the Shieldian race’ or some such nonsense, Tri busied himself with the reports from North Africa and the Mediterranian, which weren’t much happier.

(edit/ooc: I really ought to proof-read my international communications. :? )

So far the best offer we have recieved is from Eizen, who has generously offered to take our unwanted population for free. Eizen, if you can provide transportation as well, you have a certain deal. Otherwise, we will accept any better offers we recieve.

The Confederacy of Patoxia will pay $25 USD and provide transportation for every Cherokee you have, in order to secure their freedom.

Speaker James Dermont
The Confederacy of Patoxia

We can easily provide transportation. these people will find that life in the Empire is far preferable to the alternative your state is providing.

As soon as the deal is finalized the Empire has impressed several state owned Luxury Passenger Ships into service and they will be working round the clock to bring these citizens to the Empire.

All males aged Eighteen and Older will be required to serve a term of no more one year in the Imperial Military, they will then have the privileges of full Imperial Citizenship for them and whatever family they bring. Women will be required to serve also but they will perform civilian support roles, which are well paying jobs that can suport htem and their children should they have any.

Children will be allowed entry to Eizen's public school system, one of the best in nationstates.

We shall gladly execute your minority residents for you. We will even take them off your hand for 10,000 coins of purest green ($50US), half the price you were offering, because we enjoy executions so much.

The Grand High Lord of the Evil Fleas of Doom
Kingdom of the Big Yellow Spot

After consultation with my many advisors, I have decided that I shall make an inexplicable U-Turn on this issue. It is unfair to execute people because of their ethnic origin, so it has been decided that we shall allow you to send us the same number of people for execution, but only if they are representative of the population of your country. Furthermore, we shall do this at a price of 8,000 coins of purest green per execution.

The Grand High Lord of the Evil Fleas of Doom
Kingdom of the Big Yellow Spot

The People's Republic Of Tokushima will offer Immigrant status to any and all skilled minority workers (ie. doctors, lawyers. engineers etc.) and their immediate families. They must pay $10 000 each in application fees but we will take the $100 you offer us off that price.

Francois Pierre le Gaston
Minister of Immigration

I.P. Freely
Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Socialist Federation of Free Pacific States is completly willing to accept any and all immigrants, regardless of other issues. We can provide transportation, and will take them off your hands for free. Upon arriving in our nation, they will be granted full citizenship and given a bit of cash so that they may begin their new lives.

Simply give us permission and we'll start sending planes to pick them up.
-President Terrus, FPS

The Liberate Government will Recieve 1,000,000 Immigrants for $50 a piece

The Commonwealth of Belarussian States is happy to offer Political Asylum to any of your minority populations. We will do so on the condition of there flight costs being paid for - Belavia will charge $120 per person.

These people will not be made to work in mines or the military, but instead will have equal rights of a Belarussian Citizen.

We however do condem your act of ethnic clensing, but at least it is more humain that some other nazi nations.

As a young nation we offer sanctuary to all those who are vomited forth, into a hostile world, from their home nations. All are welcome who share our vision of a land fit for zeros, and who will toil beside us to forge a tomorrow where every man, woman, child and bonobo is deemed equally worthless.

We would be happy to accept as many of your people as you wish to send us. In return we can offer you a crate of our finest champagne, which is an exceptional vintage having only been pressed half an hour ago.

Again, the Imeprial Govenrment reiterates that it will relocate the people for aboslutely no cost to yourself, unlike other nations who would charge fees under the guise of peaceful purposes.

the Luxury liners impressed into service have already been prepped and they will be arriving within twelve hours of launch as soon as they are finally cleared to launch, which will require word from your government.

The Confederacy of Patoxia is now willing pay $105 USD, provide transportation for every Cherokee you have to Patoxia, and 100 Bottles of fine Patoxian Bourbon. They will be granted Patoxian citizenship on arrival and will be able to live among their people.

Speaker James Dermont
The Confederacy of Patoxia

OOC: This is turning into a bidding war... (You have Cherokees, right?)

these smaller idiotic nations such as Patoxia have devolved this perfectly legitimate transaction which was on the verge of success.

Eizen will withdraw all inqiuries into the matter at this time. We can only hope that those refugees, which would have been making excellent wages in Eizen (where the Rich/poor Divide is especially low when compared to the rest of the world) can now slug it out in a different nation.

Good day gentlemen

We are only trying to secure the Cherokees.

We do not care who gets the other refugees, they are not our concern. We are asking for the Cherokees in order to secure their freedom on the behest of the Cherokee community in our Confederacy.

Speaker James Dermont
The Confederacy of Patoxia

"While I do not agree with any form of racism, we are willing to send our transport ship to your country and receive 10,000 of your oppressed peoples. They will be granted full citizenship upon their arrival in the nation of Monkestan. There is no cost to you except delivery of said persons to a port facility."
~Bob Keene, Monkestani Social Dept. Director

"Yeah, yeah. What he said."
~Javier C. Roth, New Monkestani Overlord