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Imperial News Network- Serving his Majesty's Citizens

The Imperial Military has rounded up approximately four hundred elves, several of them with surgically altered ears, of corruption and sedition of the Imperial government. By Order's of his Majesty these elves will be executed for their crimes and in addition all Elves in Imperial Territory (Numbering approximately Six thousand, all adults) will be expelled. The executions will take place simultaneously with the deportation. While the elves were attempting to work against the Imperial Royal Family by attempting to infiltrate the government, they are not believed to be working with the same agents of the United Nations from the last round of executions.

The Insurgents convicted of treason will be sentenced to die in the Valley of Resigned Fate, which is somewhere in the Eizen desanctified lands. Half will be given daggers and the other half will be given one day's supply of food. Either despair will kick in and they will be forced to kill each other, or perhaps they will either starve to death or if they are somehow fortunate enough to make it to the Edge of the valley, they will be shot by perimeter sentries.

Since no elves are Imperial citizens and there are no elves as permanent residents in the Empire, the Emperor feels justified in his actions in banning elves from his territory. those who fail to comply will be shot on sight. Any Foreign Governments attempting direct intervention will be treated as hostiles.

On an unrelated note His Majesty today had some not so kind words for the United Nations:

It has come to my attention that the accursed United Nations has labeled my nation a "Psychotic Dictatorship", coincidentally taking place not long after their failed attempt at subverting the Imperial government was thwarted and the perpetrators executed. I suppose in the eyes of such a monstrous and corrupt organization as theirs a nation's leader that would fight to defend his nation's sovreignty is psychotic. Apparently the United Nations thinks that the Right to Rule is psychotic. Well my countrymen and I have but this to say, we feel that the Royal House which gave us our great nation, is a far better and more effective system of government than being ruled by faceless overlords from a multinational body. We feel that to bind ourselves to the edicts of other nations, and to the will of men and women that have never set foot in our country, is an absurd concept.

The Eizen Empire will never give up, the Eizen Empire will never surrender, the Eizen Empire will always be victorious

Congratulations

His Majesty welcomes the praise of Diminix, and in doing so eases Tarriffs against their nation by fifteen percent.

Personal Statement from Premier Bomfy

Keep up the good work... just be careful not to kill any humans by mistake.

F*cking hate Elves, kill them all.

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Premier Bomfy
Centrist Republic of Aequatio

While we here at Mikosolf do not condone executions for what good is a corpse when you can have "required workers".

Beyond that quibble we applaude your actions to keep those whom need it in line.

Reif Dnelufwa, Chairman of Mikosolf

Personal Statement from Premier Bomfy

Keep up the good work... just be careful not to kill any humans by mistake.



All Imperial prisoners undergo a DNA test to test for their species as a mandatory booking procedure anyway.

Of any humans are arrested and tried it will be for their actions, not by any mistake on our part regarding their species of that we can assure you.

While we here at Mikosolf do not condone executions for what good is a corpse when you can have "required workers".

Those charged with sedition/treason/subversion are considered enemies of the state and as such should not have the privilege of serving it except for becoming an example of what happens to those who threaten us. Also, His Majesty feels that it is better to remove them as a problem rather than risk future dealings.

Also, televised executions are an excellent source of revenue for the government and the proceeds go towards our infrastructure.

"The Imperium praises Eizen for its acts. In subjugating the Elves, Eizen has made the important first step to securing their well-being as a nation. We urge more to follow their example, and deal with the problem the way it's meant to be dealt with."

Lord Alkanphel
High Warlord of Lord Melkor's Imperium, First Counselor to Melkor Himself
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All Imperial prisoners undergo a DNA test to test for their species as a mandatory booking procedure anyway.

Of any humans are arrested and tried it will be for their actions, not by any mistake on our part regarding their species of that we can assure you.

Personal Statement from Premier Bomfy

"Well, looks like you have it all planned out. Carry on."

Premier Bomfy is then seen with a smile and a simple thumbs up as he walks back into his office.

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Premier Bomfy
Centrist Republic of Aequatio

To: The Eternal Empire of Eizen Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Crushing insurgents

We applaud your actions. Insurgency in any and all forms must be dealt with maximum force so that the people know who is in charge and what is expected of them.

And for those fools at the UN, pay them no heed. All they do is compose various silly reports denouncing others not part of their club while trying to maintain their own fading "legitimacy" to the world.

As the Executions of the Elvish criminals began, the cargo carriers with the deported elves were also subject to their own form of punishment. An attempted revolt of the Elves aboard the haulers forced the crew of hauler to detatch the cargo pods they were being held in. Starfighters based from the Diaspola class ship Miasma IV were deployed and subsequently the starfighters destroyed the pods via torpedo attack.

Back in the Capital, Imperial citizens rejoiced as the Four hundred prisoners were led aboard the military transport to the desanctified lands, where they were abandoned in the Valley of Resigned Fate. Half of the elves were given a days worth of food, the other half were given knives. Imperial Shocktroopers and t-1337 War Droids have been stationed all around the perimeter of the valley to execute any sttempts to leave the valley, however that may prove impossible for many as the Valley of Resigned Fate is a barren wasteland of the most extreme nature.

Reports that the prisoners had begun murdering each other as soon as they were shoved off of the transport iare unclear, however aerial photos of the intial drop site currently show a number of corpses. Perhaps murdered by their own kind or perhaps one last act of despair in ending their own wretched lives.

his Majesty, Emperor Eizen II, in the wake of the recent purge of elves announced that complete trading embargo against all nations of Elvish origin will be put into effect immediately, and tariffs on Elivsh goods purchased second hand would be doubled from the standard rate that applies to non allied nations. Travel restrictions to and from those nations will also be placed into effect.

An attempted demonstration by Elves in the nation of Neon Simian was crushed literally by the Second Empress Ashlay Eizen when she ordered her royal Transport to land and crush said demonstrators. All Elves were expunged shortly afterwards or left of their own accord. The Imperial Duchy of 1337 5p34k also will be undertaking similar measures, and they will be transferring several Elvish prisoners to the Eizen Imperial Gulag facility, where they will be put either to work or to death depending on the nature of their incarceration.

Motivations for such an organized attempt at infiltrating our society are unclear at this point. However we do know that several of the more possibly lethal insurgents obtained access to our territory by stealing away aboard legitimate commercial vessels inbound from Mars. These companies have been barred from entering Imperial Territory and all of their assets in Eizen have been confiscated by the government. should any of these nations try to enter Eizen they will be met with a lethal response from our Fleet and the heads of their corporations will be automatically convicted for crimes against the Empire. At that time they had best go into hiding or plead for mercy.

At this time his majesty would like to once acknowledge and announce his appreciation for the solidarity from other nations regarding these issues. In these days of behind the scenes treachery it takes a bold nation to step forward to the universe and declare that it will never bow to the demands of another.

That being said his Majesty, Eizen II, has ordered that the Anaheim Expeidtionary Fleet led by the Command Ship Vajra will depart to nearby Elvish colonies and perform several displays of force to show their miserable populations we mean business.

OOC: Y'know what? I was about to jump into this thread with a page-long depiction of military deployments, Interdictions, and assorted threats. But I'm not going to. These types of threads have long since ceased to be funny, amusing, or at all interesting, and while I'm flattered that so many people deliberately provoke me just to have the chance to RP with me, I'm damn well sick of it, and I'm not in the mood to bite.

Ignored. As far as I'm OOCly concerned it's not happening. Good day, sir.

~Siri

OOC:

I see nothing funny about threats to my national security. It sounds to me like you're simply afraid to challenge the Eizen Empire, and it would be incredibly hard for you to do so with what little knowledge you have of the Empire and its forces, while you on the other hand have take such a proactive role that we know about you, you would have been at a disadvantage from the beginning.

But worry not, It takes Courage to Run Away as well.

Addendum: (Flamebait removed, NS has enough of that crap already)

OOC: Y'know what? I was about to jump into this thread with a page-long depiction of military deployments, Interdictions, and assorted threats. But I'm not going to. These types of threads have long since ceased to be funny, amusing, or at all interesting, and while I'm flattered that so many people deliberately provoke me just to have the chance to RP with me, I'm damn well sick of it, and I'm not in the mood to bite.

Ignored. As far as I'm OOCly concerned it's not happening. Good day, sir.

~Siri

OOC: Granted Menelmacar, a couple months or so ago it seemed that every day old nation was killing elves to get your attention. But Eizen is hardly a newb and while you have the right to ignore this particular cincident, other don't. Unless you want to be shown that you support insurgents. :)

Is that all it takes now to get good 'ol Menel pissed off now? *contemplates posting random elf shootings*.............Oh wait, my people have never heard of elves..... :wink:

His Royal highness, Emperor EIzen II, will be taking his annual Imperial Holiday shortly and thus announces that while he is attending to the royal Empresses personal needs at a secluded resort in the Midlands of Eizen, all Imperial Officers have been ordered to arrest and imprison all elves on sight unless they are carrying identification from an allied country that can be verified by that nations foreign embassy. Travel Restrictions on thei rmovements within our territory will be strictly enforced.

Upon his Majestys return all elves imprisoned in violation of these edicts will be butchered and fed to the rancors.

We shall now take our leave.

OOC:

From Eizen, Milyssa, and Ashlay of the Eizen Imperial Triumverate (Eizen/1337 5p34k/Neon Simian) all y'alls have a good holiday. We'll be taking off for the midwest and we aint comin' back until after New Years. we'll conquer known space as soon as we get back :wink: .

Oh one last thing, Menelmacar? please don't be pissed, I forgot that unless im one of your rabid fanwhores im not allowed to even mention the term elf. 8)

The President gives his support to the Emperor in taking such necessary steps to keep his society and government stable.

Oh one last thing, Menelmacar? please don't be pissed, I forgot that unless im one of your rabid fanwhores im not allowed to even mention the term elf. 8)
OOC: Good. See that you don't forget it again. 8)

~Siri

Upon his return from holiday, his Majesty has been informed that nearly two thousand elvish trespassers have been executed by Imperial orders. His Majesty is pleased.

Due to recent aggressive actions by a species known as the Hive all active Search and Destroy missions against Elvish targets have been postponed, however the orders to execute all Elves and Near Elf species discovered in Imperial territory stands.

OOC: IF Thelasian and Aelosian millitary units were not spred half across the NS world getting ready to fight the forces of Morgoth (yes Morgoth NOT Melkor), I would round up some elven allies and get ready for war. But just in case, what is your national terrain like?

The Theocratic Empire of Daekerius, praises Eizen for their, termination of the Elvish menace. In Daekerius Elves have a choice of being executed, or living in Concentration camps, doing labor, helping their Human superiors

OOC: IF Thelasian and Aelosian millitary units were not spred half across the NS world getting ready to fight the forces of Morgoth (yes Morgoth NOT Melkor), I would round up some elven allies and get ready for war. But just in case, what is your national terrain like?

OOC:

Eizen is a planet/nation located on the other side of a "Transgalactic Gate" which is an artifically constructed secure hypserspace lane connecting Nationstates Space Proper with the region "Edge of Space". Elves are not wanted in our territory as they tend to become a subversive element against the will of his majesty. They are second only to the United Nations in terms of their wretchedness.

Trust me when I say that you do not wish war with our nation, for it wouldnot only put you at war with our region, but with our numerous other allies as well.

The KTC wishes to request media coverage of this event so we can broadcast it to our citizens for a sporting event. We will also allow betting on this event if you give us media contracts.

Kwaswhakistan would be advised that our nation despise those of the United nations even more so than the Elves. We would be happy to release file footage of UN Agents in our territory being submitted to Death by Merciful Extraction.

Your request is denied unless you renounce the hated UN.

UN agents dying would work as well. we are only in the UN to represent the other members of the KTC in things like destroying welfare and such.

perhaps you would release the footage to Lomaks Empire, part of the KTC, and not a UN member.

ooc:

They can make a formal request to the Imperial News network then for any file footage. Another planned publix execution will be planned shortly as soon asI can sit down and do some actual composing.

Imperial News Network- Serving his Majesty's Citizens

The Imperial Military has rounded up approximately four hundred elves, several of them with surgically altered ears, of corruption and sedition of the Imperial government. By Order's of his Majesty these elves will be executed for their crimes and in addition all Elves in Imperial Territory (Numbering approximately Six thousand, all adults) will be expelled. The executions will take place simultaneously with the deportation. While the elves were attempting to work against the Imperial Royal Family by attempting to infiltrate the government, they are not believed to be working with the same agents of the United Nations from the last round of executions.

The Insurgents convicted of treason will be sentenced to die in the Valley of Resigned Fate, which is somewhere in the Eizen desanctified lands. Half will be given daggers and the other half will be given one day's supply of food. Either despair will kick in and they will be forced to kill each other, or perhaps they will either starve to death or if they are somehow fortunate enough to make it to the Edge of the valley, they will be shot by perimeter sentries.

Since no elves are Imperial citizens and there are no elves as permanent residents in the Empire, the Emperor feels justified in his actions in banning elves from his territory. those who fail to comply will be shot on sight. Any Foreign Governments attempting direct intervention will be treated as hostiles.

On an unrelated note His Majesty today had some not so kind words for the United Nations:

It has come to my attention that the accursed United Nations has labeled my nation a "Psychotic Dictatorship", coincidentally taking place not long after their failed attempt at subverting the Imperial government was thwarted and the perpetrators executed. I suppose in the eyes of such a monstrous and corrupt organization as theirs a nation's leader that would fight to defend his nation's sovreignty is psychotic. Apparently the United Nations thinks that the Right to Rule is psychotic. Well my countrymen and I have but this to say, we feel that the Royal House which gave us our great nation, is a far better and more effective system of government than being ruled by faceless overlords from a multinational body. We feel that to bind ourselves to the edicts of other nations, and to the will of men and women that have never set foot in our country, is an absurd concept.

The Eizen Empire will never give up, the Eizen Empire will never surrender, the Eizen Empire will always be victorious

The nation of Zabadasia will take your unwanted Elves. If they try anything violent though they will promptly exiled.

**Interstellar Transmission**
From: Lord Sokar
To: The Imperial Government of Eizen

Greetings, your majesty. I have observed your...ahhh...predicament. I have a propsal that might interest you.

Instead of wasting resources disposing/deporting these elves. I, Sokar offer to take as many as possible off your hands, free of charge. Consider it, are these elves not rather...ahh...troublesome to your government? We shall take as many as possible, again free of charge, think about it.
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Lord Sokar

**[/i]End Transmission[/i]

The Empire of Eizen has no indigenous Elf Population, any Elves present in our nation are illegal trespassers and guilty of criminal offenses that must be punished according to Imperial Law.

"Another proof speaking of the inability of humans of demonstrate common sense. And to think that I was thinking of retiring the Human Banning Decree. Long ago the human race lost its pride and now are just useless butchers. One day we will face Eizen, his emperor now convicted of Kinslaying in the highest degree, although most important matters occupy my time. Theallas the hot headed is right this time, this deserves retribution, but facing the Angband menace is more important right now"

ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral

OOC: And to think that so many people opposed the Aelosian decision of "expelling" the humans. This guy executed the elves and nobody say nothing. Tch, tch, tch...

Eizen has no fear of your nation. Your baseless words are merely grandstanding to appeal to your allies and population.

However The Empire believes in actions.

*VIDEO IMAGE CUT TO: Unknown location in the Eizen Desanctified Lands*

Here you see the latest round of Elvish prisoners, delivered to the location of their eventual demise. Abandoned in this valley with but a meager amount of food. The food has the added effect of an aroma which is most pleasing to the Native Rancors, which will eventually discover and devour them.

However the Eizen Empire is not entirely unsympathetic to Elfin nations who seek merely to save their brethren. But these Elves were convicted of crimes against the Empire.

His Majesty, In his infinite Wisdom has decided to set bail for each of these elves at an amount equal to that of $1 Billion USD, payable in your nations currency of course. These Elves, numbering One Thousand, Eight Hundred, and Seventy Three (1,873) have been allowed to record personal pleas for their survival and a few hundred have done so. These recordings will be made availiable as an attatchment to this transmission. I assure you I have viewed each and every one of these pleas and that they are all heartfelt pleas of terror. Terror of course inspired by the vivisection of one who was defiant. The executioner in charge of the vivisection was amazed at how frail the elf body is.

Do you want future atrocities to be prevented? Then issue this warning to your populace. ELVES ON EIZEN TERRITORY ARE GUILTY OF ILLEGAL ENTRY INTO THE EMPIRE. And Under Imperial Legislation, all nonhuman species entering Imperial Territory not cleared by a biological screener must be destroyed. The Law originally intended to focus on exotic animals and pets but His Majesty has extended the law to include elves. We will make but one exception, Elvish Children (Age 12 and under) found in Imperial Territory will be deported and whomever oversees their deportationw ill be given a small stipend.

One last reminder to you of our seriousness

*VIDEO IMAGE CUT TO: An adult male Elf in the Hangman's Gallows*

He Was Defiant...

The Trapdoor drops and the Elf struggles with the noose, gasping for air

And now he pays the price...

The rope is cut, the Elf falls through the Trapdoor and straight into an incinerator, where he is slowly burned to death.

Imperial business takes precendence over your feeble complaints. Fare Well and Tread Carefully.

"The Sacred Sindarin Empire of Aelosia will pay the bail, 1.873 billions, and will accept the children. We are even disposed of paying you 10.000$ for each elf you could indult of the death penalty. Although I don't like your actions, I won't condemn them, as I want peace between our races and the safety of the elves involved. As I speak a little fleet of civilian Aelosian transport are leaving our nation to pay the money and pick up the elves". (In the holo message the Princess was crying after seeing the video of the hanged elf).

Princess Aliria D'Hyru, Imperial Chancellor.

"The Sacred Sindarin Empire of Aelosia will pay the bail, 1.873 billions, and will accept the children. We are even disposed of paying you 10.000$ for each elf you could indult of the death penalty. Although I don't like your actions, I won't condemn them, as I want peace between our races and the safety of the elves involved. As I speak a little fleet of civilian Aelosian transport are leaving our nation to pay the money and pick up the elves". (In the holo message the Princess was crying after seeing the video of the hanged elf).

Princess Aliria D'Hyru, Imperial Chancellor.

At $1 billion per elf that will be $1873 Billion, or $1.873 Trillion. A Fair Price and the sentences have been commuted. Anunarmed Transport Fleet Escorted by three PantherClass Corvettes and a squadron of Long Range Starscythe Fighters. By the Word of the Emperor these Armed Escorts are only to protect our people and ships and not to attack your own, By the Word of the emperor should our people fail in their duty they will be tried for Failing the Royal House, which carries a mandatory sentence of Sieure of Assets and Either Death or Life Imprisonment based on Past Service.

Eizen has not yet interred or deported, or even enountered any Elfin Children in our territory, your species is at least bright enough in order not to involve young ones into their incursions.

These 1,873 Elves are the last of the Interred Elvish prisoners. The rest have been disposed of in the Gulag Garbage Disposal Facility as per their sentence. No more Elves remain in our territory, and hopefully it will remain that way.

Imperial Addendum:

To the Princess of Aelosia, cease the insurgent movements of your more rebellious kinsmen, and perhaps one day peace will be achieved, as it stands people such as your Shadow Prince are as much of a threat as any illegal entry.

His Majesty, Eternal Emperor Eizen II

Wait! Do not be so rash....perhaps I could purchase some of these elves...Name your price!
-Lord Sokar

Wait! Do not be so rash....perhaps I could purchase some of these elves...Name your price!
-Lord Sokar

Private Transmission to the Goa uld: Encryption MAX

Very well, there are five hundred prisoners being held in our protectorate nation of Neon Simian, they were slated for death tomorrow as soon as our medical and genetic experiments were concluded and results could be derived.

Rather than incinerate these subjects we will offer them to you for $1 trillion USD in your currency. We are witholding knowledge of these subjects for the time being but our researchers say they have no more need of live subjects as their collection of tissue samples will provide enough workable material without the security risk and requirements of holding live subjects.

There are also Three Hundred and Fifty prisoners in a 1337 5p34kian (another protectorate) coldsleep facility. These were offenders of trespassing laws captured by 1337 5p34k. Her Majesty, the First Empress of Eizen and Imperial Duchess of 1337 5p34k (not to mention my ravishing and alluring first wife) will allow for the sale of these prisoners for another $ 1 Trillion USD in your currency.

The price we ask is much more but we will also include vital genetic Data regarding the Elvish Species. This Data includes a GenomeDeciphering project that is largely complete (even the gene for how pointy the ears are is included.)

This data should prove useful if the Goa uld Reputation for genetics is as I understand it.

500? 1 trillion? I only need a small group of preferably elves of Noldor heritage. Even if I wanted their genetic data, Goa'uld technology is advance enough to find that out on my own.

I will pay you handsomely for them.....
-Lord Sokar

I beg of you tell me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ELVES!?

They were trying to subvert the government of Eizen. They have no right to try and secretly attack a soverign government to further their own ends. Of course, not all the elves in Eizen were responsible for this attack, but one can never be too sure...

OOC: personally, I agree with public executions, those are incredibly entertaining. Also, my nation's dislike for elves stems from the fact that an Elvish (Elven?) assasin killed the previous Central Facehuggerian Primier and his family, resulting in temporary anarchy in my nation. I'm just trying to flesh out an intresting history for my nation. :wink:

Public Transmission to Golden Creative Mispelling of Scimitar:

The Elves are targeted for their crimes against the Empire and for no other reason. Our problems are the unlawful threat this poses to the Royal Family.

500? 1 trillion? I only need a small group of preferably elves of Noldor heritage. Even if I wanted their genetic data, Goa'uld technology is advance enough to find that out on my own.

I will pay you handsomely for them.....
-Lord Sokar

Private Transmission to lord Sokar:

Transfer the currency $2 Trillion, and the product shall be yours. Arrange a method of delivery and we will be set, though if we are in charge of delivery then transportation costs in excess of $25 billion will be necessary as well as a $25 billion dollar handling fee as required by His Majesty, who is also the head of the State owned transportation company.

I see there is no bargaining with you, that price for the elves is ridiculous. There are plenty of worlds in this galaxy that are brimming with those space elves, the Eldar.

I will simply just have to raid one of them. Time consuming, but it will be much cheaper....
-Lord Sokar

Private Transmission:

Very well then, the speciments will continue to be slated for disposal.

long live the elven resistance! forward! FOR THE PEOPLE! overthrow this kleptocracy and in its stead establish a people's government!

The Eizen Empire has recieved transmission that a nation is openly advocating the overthrow of the Royal Family of Eizen and supporting these Insurgents, all of whom are now dead.

This insult to the Emperor, and this attack on the Royal Family is grounds for military action against the nation of Russu should it be discovered that their nation is behind these illegal incursions.

The Empire of Eizen as such Will redeploy the Anaheim Exepditionary Fleet towards the Nation of Russu in preparations for an attack. The Second through Fourth Fleets will be readied for battle against this opponent as soon as their ships undergo basic Maintenance at the "Emperor's Chalice" Naval Base.

Know that the Empire of Eizen is acting against this nation due to their open advocation of terror tactics against Eizen, and their open advocation of the Overthrow of the Eizen Imperial House.

Due to the Small size of their region, we will prepare to invade Communist Louisiana as well. The Empire of Eizen's forces will not sit idly while fools spout rhetoric against us.

OOC:

Russu, did you bother to read the rest of the thread? What "Resistance" are you talking about. and why would you go out of your way to make an enemy of my nation? It stands to reason that your entire nation needs to be culled in order to prevent the idiocy from spreading.

Johnistan is indifferent. Althought any female elves I would accept.