19-12-2003, 04:13
This is kinda within my region, I'd like some suggestions on how to make this interesting. Btw, both Monkestan and Gil-káno are controlled by me.
Regional News Network - Regional tension is building as King Seperot public announced he wants corrupt dictatorships to join him in a war against the good countries of Yliakum. Military forces everywhere are building up, waiting for a strike. More updates as they happen.
-Monketh
"the insane lunatics will fight under King Seperot banner .....
as soon as they can get ppl to join the army ...
HI all lets sing the navy song
in the NAVY
damm i forgot the lines "
-UNLUCKY (CRIMALY InsaNE)
"Good to see the insane lunatics will be fighting with us now a front charge by your troops shouldbe the best way the scary way you run and mad chants will give the oppositions frontline terrifide and run in fear. "
-Seperot
The Nation of Monkestan will completely oppose any such action by the Kingdom of Seperot or it's allies.
-Monkestani Monarchy Official Disclosure
"Ah but we havent attacked yet :D"
-Seperot
"If you pay me, i will send in my troops, remember; Father knows best...."
-Zephyrus
"The Kingdom of Seperot is willing to pay 1 billion crystals (conversion 1 crystal = 1.59 tria) for there support on the upcoming war the price in negotibul but once singed Zephyrus country cannot change sides. half at the start half when we (inevitabully) win"
-Seperot
"The Monkestani Gov't is willing to pay 1.7 billion silmari for an invasion of the Kingdom of Seperot.
(1S=1.012T)"
-Monketh
"i offer 1.5 billion this is a better deal since my econemy has gotten stronger (1 = 1.67) so your earning 2,505,000,000 also The Kingdom of Seperot econemy is growing while Monkstan econemy is in a fragil stage :D"
-Seperot
"hmmm wel gentlemen the bidding is drawing to a close, any final offers (bear in mind i also bring not only the nation of mercenary zephyrus but also the might of my other, much larger, much more powerful nation; Twisted Fate... "
-Zephyrus
"my econemy has grown some more its now very strong so the crystal is now 1 = 1.80 so you'll be earning a cool 2,700,000,000 for my 1,500,000,000 crystals
beat that monk since your econemy is sinking like a stone "
-Seperot
"*Seperot's subwoofer begins to shake his house, then explodes*
What? *prods seperot with Gil-káno trout brander*"
-Monketh
"The repbulic of katanana runs over Gil-káno proving that seperot has 2 strong econemys while monketh has one ;)"
-Seperot
"Or I could just ignore your invasion... ;)
BTW: Go post in the Map thread!"
-Monketh
Anywho, continues like that and Grakrim talks about making a Yliakum Official War Simulator
Then:
"What's on the news?" Betty asked Bob.
"I dunno, lemme check"
*TV clicks on*
TV announcer:Hello, I'm Tom Fredson, and you're listening to Monkestani TV. Real news. Sorta Fair and Kinda balanced.
TV announcer:Let's go over today's top stories.
TV announcer: In a press brief The Kingdom of Seperot announced today a new weapon. This missle creates sonic waves after the explosion causing it to rip the flesh off of nearly anything. The bomb can be set on a timer or a remote. After testing in the unowned seas with amazing results it is now being tested for a gun like weapon. Weapons like this may be 5-8 years off. The king of seperot was quoted to announce that he is not trading this info and the man who knows the formula is hidden and very well guarded.
TV announcer:Political fallout was immense when the kingdom of seperot announced it's abhorrid new weapon. Sonic pulses are used rend flesh from bone in this device, which is still in development. Large protests have been occuring in major cities throughout the region. Says John Lardut, a protester:"This is the most inhumane weapon ever concieved, I urge the governments of Yliakum to, please, DO SOMETHING!!". Troops in Gil-kano and Monkestan have been gearing up to fend off a possible invasion since August, last year. Rumors of Government black-projects to retaliate to such a weapon's use are widespread, but frequently ignored.
TV announcer:In other news, Terrorist and rebel groups in Seperot have been continueing their efforts against the government. Several car-bombings have occured today in the capital with the death toll currently at 156. During this week alone, 12 soldiers have been killed at various outposts throughout seperot during rebel attacks.
TV annuoncer:Mickey Jackson has been setenced to life imprisonment for the sexual abuse of a young boy. His lawyer had this to say. "My client has no comment at this time."
-Monketh
"RNN: Today the king of seperot was seen at the seen of a brutal murder. he was suposed to find some of the terrorist and personaly attacked the house only to kill the terrorises wife and 2 children. but insted of hiding it he then inpled the bodys and put them on his castle followed by a news report that he knows where the other familys are and for *ANY* attacks there familys will suffer...oh this just in the terrorists have surrenders there weapons hoping to be annaomus and all been executed in a coup will there be more terrorist...in this reporters mind....no not ever as long as we have this deranged sadistic ruler to command us
In other news the new sonic guns ahave had major support from the people of seperot as they hope it will be read for use againced there most hated country monkstan with this inthusiasm and masive goverment funding the progect is sayed to be fewer then 5 years off now
more news as it happens this is RNN In the kingdom of seperot "
-Seperot
"All the terrorists surrender, eh? Godmodding.
They'd start suicide-bombing instead, we both know that.
That aside, your post was pretty confusing. "
-Monketh
"thretaning there familiys for any attack....terrorist useually fight for freedom for there people and there familis so how is the way i handeld that godmodding at all? and who the hell put terrorist in my land anyway? when there crime has been way higher then mine"
-Seperot
"There's terrorists everywhere, but terrorism is worst where freedoms are lower.
I never said I didn't have a few terrorists. "
-Monketh
"who says you can say if there is terrorists on my land anyway?
if there is terroists in my land i have this announcment for your land
RNN: the Leader of monkstan and gil kano is dead apparently assains from a heritic cult snuck past guardt to brutaly murder the leader and all sucssesors in the home this has sent shock waves though monkstans and gil kanos communitys work has come to a stop, riots and gang warfare is at all time highs for new leadership of monkstan and gil kano. our correspondent is at the seen allison over to you:?>:>>: thank you john and in this reporters opinin this battle for ownership of monkstan and gilkano will take 10 or more bloody years for there to be even some peace around here the nation will most likely devide under this differnt factions war fighting it out. the king of seperot sends his condolences saying he wished he chould kill our ex leader himself he plans to leave monkstan in its curent state as the wars between gags whould be too difficult to quell for some years. the religous leader of the cult has left a vidio message telling all belivers to rise up and rule monkstan. more news as it happens this is RNN:
get my point about it? "
-Seperot
"(Bah, you overdid it sep.)
(It should have looked like this: )
RNN:Tensions Rising On the Sea of Stupidity
TV announcer:Folks, we have a very important story to convey to you tonight.
TV announcer:It is our great sorrow to report to you that the Monkestani & Gil-kano Monarch has been murdered today by a group of highly-funded asassins.
TV announcer:At approximately 3:00 AM the asassins broke in to the presidential palace, killing 37 guards in the process. 12 additional guards remain in critical condition at Monkestani General.
TV announcer:Monkoth was found dead this morning by his PR crew, who were looking for him when he failed to show up for his press conference.
TV announcer:Simultaneous attempts were made on the lives of 12 of his relatives.
TV announcer:3 of them, including his Uncle Fred, are also listed in critical condition. His niece, Allice Oth, has died during the after-noon.
TV announcer:The attacks were carried out using bullets similar to the caliber and manufacture of those created in Seperot. But, more tests are needed to confirm solid evidence.
TV announcer:War advocating protests continue in the streets. The entire city of Cleveland was shut-down today by the Conservative group "War-huaghk", with crowds chanting things not so far off rom potesters in seperot. the likes of "Kill them all!", "Death to Seperot!", and "REVENGE!" were not unheard of.
TV announcer:But that's just one side of the story. In Fredericksburg, a week-long protest by the sissies--I mean, a week-long protest by the Liberal Anti-War Front closed local businesses for days.
TV announcer:In the midst of this turbulent climate the Defense Minister, Darth Javier, has been rapidly gaining public support.
TV announcer:In a press statement recently, he was quoted as saying "We're gonna get them, and we're gonna get them good!"
TV announcer:The other possible new Monarch is Bob Keene, a noted wussy--I mean, a noted Liberal activist, and minister of Social Welfare. His motto is "A home and hearth for every Monkestani".
TV announcer:In the wake of this tradegdy, elections will be held soon."
-Monketh
"(and to address the crack-down on terrorists in Seperot.)
RNN:More on the Anti-terrorism act
News Anchor:Headlines were made in Seperot today as the house of lords passed the Suppression of Terrorism Act. This Bill grants the authority to indefinetely detain suspected persons to the police. Seperot has the authority to parade the heads of convicted terrorists on his lawn.
[Accept]
News Anchor:Headlines were made in Seperot today as the house of lords passed the Suppression of Terrorism Act. This bill increases military and police funding in Seperot, as well as undercover-operations funding. Says Bill ferguson, a police officer "I finally get my new red body armor tommorrow!".
[Accept]
...or you can [Dismiss] the issue. "
-Monketh
After his post, Sep prolly went to bed.
As you can see, it's a bit silly.
But anywho, I'd like some suggestions on how to make this interesting.
Regional News Network - Regional tension is building as King Seperot public announced he wants corrupt dictatorships to join him in a war against the good countries of Yliakum. Military forces everywhere are building up, waiting for a strike. More updates as they happen.
-Monketh
"the insane lunatics will fight under King Seperot banner .....
as soon as they can get ppl to join the army ...
HI all lets sing the navy song
in the NAVY
damm i forgot the lines "
-UNLUCKY (CRIMALY InsaNE)
"Good to see the insane lunatics will be fighting with us now a front charge by your troops shouldbe the best way the scary way you run and mad chants will give the oppositions frontline terrifide and run in fear. "
-Seperot
The Nation of Monkestan will completely oppose any such action by the Kingdom of Seperot or it's allies.
-Monkestani Monarchy Official Disclosure
"Ah but we havent attacked yet :D"
-Seperot
"If you pay me, i will send in my troops, remember; Father knows best...."
-Zephyrus
"The Kingdom of Seperot is willing to pay 1 billion crystals (conversion 1 crystal = 1.59 tria) for there support on the upcoming war the price in negotibul but once singed Zephyrus country cannot change sides. half at the start half when we (inevitabully) win"
-Seperot
"The Monkestani Gov't is willing to pay 1.7 billion silmari for an invasion of the Kingdom of Seperot.
(1S=1.012T)"
-Monketh
"i offer 1.5 billion this is a better deal since my econemy has gotten stronger (1 = 1.67) so your earning 2,505,000,000 also The Kingdom of Seperot econemy is growing while Monkstan econemy is in a fragil stage :D"
-Seperot
"hmmm wel gentlemen the bidding is drawing to a close, any final offers (bear in mind i also bring not only the nation of mercenary zephyrus but also the might of my other, much larger, much more powerful nation; Twisted Fate... "
-Zephyrus
"my econemy has grown some more its now very strong so the crystal is now 1 = 1.80 so you'll be earning a cool 2,700,000,000 for my 1,500,000,000 crystals
beat that monk since your econemy is sinking like a stone "
-Seperot
"*Seperot's subwoofer begins to shake his house, then explodes*
What? *prods seperot with Gil-káno trout brander*"
-Monketh
"The repbulic of katanana runs over Gil-káno proving that seperot has 2 strong econemys while monketh has one ;)"
-Seperot
"Or I could just ignore your invasion... ;)
BTW: Go post in the Map thread!"
-Monketh
Anywho, continues like that and Grakrim talks about making a Yliakum Official War Simulator
Then:
"What's on the news?" Betty asked Bob.
"I dunno, lemme check"
*TV clicks on*
TV announcer:Hello, I'm Tom Fredson, and you're listening to Monkestani TV. Real news. Sorta Fair and Kinda balanced.
TV announcer:Let's go over today's top stories.
TV announcer: In a press brief The Kingdom of Seperot announced today a new weapon. This missle creates sonic waves after the explosion causing it to rip the flesh off of nearly anything. The bomb can be set on a timer or a remote. After testing in the unowned seas with amazing results it is now being tested for a gun like weapon. Weapons like this may be 5-8 years off. The king of seperot was quoted to announce that he is not trading this info and the man who knows the formula is hidden and very well guarded.
TV announcer:Political fallout was immense when the kingdom of seperot announced it's abhorrid new weapon. Sonic pulses are used rend flesh from bone in this device, which is still in development. Large protests have been occuring in major cities throughout the region. Says John Lardut, a protester:"This is the most inhumane weapon ever concieved, I urge the governments of Yliakum to, please, DO SOMETHING!!". Troops in Gil-kano and Monkestan have been gearing up to fend off a possible invasion since August, last year. Rumors of Government black-projects to retaliate to such a weapon's use are widespread, but frequently ignored.
TV announcer:In other news, Terrorist and rebel groups in Seperot have been continueing their efforts against the government. Several car-bombings have occured today in the capital with the death toll currently at 156. During this week alone, 12 soldiers have been killed at various outposts throughout seperot during rebel attacks.
TV annuoncer:Mickey Jackson has been setenced to life imprisonment for the sexual abuse of a young boy. His lawyer had this to say. "My client has no comment at this time."
-Monketh
"RNN: Today the king of seperot was seen at the seen of a brutal murder. he was suposed to find some of the terrorist and personaly attacked the house only to kill the terrorises wife and 2 children. but insted of hiding it he then inpled the bodys and put them on his castle followed by a news report that he knows where the other familys are and for *ANY* attacks there familys will suffer...oh this just in the terrorists have surrenders there weapons hoping to be annaomus and all been executed in a coup will there be more terrorist...in this reporters mind....no not ever as long as we have this deranged sadistic ruler to command us
In other news the new sonic guns ahave had major support from the people of seperot as they hope it will be read for use againced there most hated country monkstan with this inthusiasm and masive goverment funding the progect is sayed to be fewer then 5 years off now
more news as it happens this is RNN In the kingdom of seperot "
-Seperot
"All the terrorists surrender, eh? Godmodding.
They'd start suicide-bombing instead, we both know that.
That aside, your post was pretty confusing. "
-Monketh
"thretaning there familiys for any attack....terrorist useually fight for freedom for there people and there familis so how is the way i handeld that godmodding at all? and who the hell put terrorist in my land anyway? when there crime has been way higher then mine"
-Seperot
"There's terrorists everywhere, but terrorism is worst where freedoms are lower.
I never said I didn't have a few terrorists. "
-Monketh
"who says you can say if there is terrorists on my land anyway?
if there is terroists in my land i have this announcment for your land
RNN: the Leader of monkstan and gil kano is dead apparently assains from a heritic cult snuck past guardt to brutaly murder the leader and all sucssesors in the home this has sent shock waves though monkstans and gil kanos communitys work has come to a stop, riots and gang warfare is at all time highs for new leadership of monkstan and gil kano. our correspondent is at the seen allison over to you:?>:>>: thank you john and in this reporters opinin this battle for ownership of monkstan and gilkano will take 10 or more bloody years for there to be even some peace around here the nation will most likely devide under this differnt factions war fighting it out. the king of seperot sends his condolences saying he wished he chould kill our ex leader himself he plans to leave monkstan in its curent state as the wars between gags whould be too difficult to quell for some years. the religous leader of the cult has left a vidio message telling all belivers to rise up and rule monkstan. more news as it happens this is RNN:
get my point about it? "
-Seperot
"(Bah, you overdid it sep.)
(It should have looked like this: )
RNN:Tensions Rising On the Sea of Stupidity
TV announcer:Folks, we have a very important story to convey to you tonight.
TV announcer:It is our great sorrow to report to you that the Monkestani & Gil-kano Monarch has been murdered today by a group of highly-funded asassins.
TV announcer:At approximately 3:00 AM the asassins broke in to the presidential palace, killing 37 guards in the process. 12 additional guards remain in critical condition at Monkestani General.
TV announcer:Monkoth was found dead this morning by his PR crew, who were looking for him when he failed to show up for his press conference.
TV announcer:Simultaneous attempts were made on the lives of 12 of his relatives.
TV announcer:3 of them, including his Uncle Fred, are also listed in critical condition. His niece, Allice Oth, has died during the after-noon.
TV announcer:The attacks were carried out using bullets similar to the caliber and manufacture of those created in Seperot. But, more tests are needed to confirm solid evidence.
TV announcer:War advocating protests continue in the streets. The entire city of Cleveland was shut-down today by the Conservative group "War-huaghk", with crowds chanting things not so far off rom potesters in seperot. the likes of "Kill them all!", "Death to Seperot!", and "REVENGE!" were not unheard of.
TV announcer:But that's just one side of the story. In Fredericksburg, a week-long protest by the sissies--I mean, a week-long protest by the Liberal Anti-War Front closed local businesses for days.
TV announcer:In the midst of this turbulent climate the Defense Minister, Darth Javier, has been rapidly gaining public support.
TV announcer:In a press statement recently, he was quoted as saying "We're gonna get them, and we're gonna get them good!"
TV announcer:The other possible new Monarch is Bob Keene, a noted wussy--I mean, a noted Liberal activist, and minister of Social Welfare. His motto is "A home and hearth for every Monkestani".
TV announcer:In the wake of this tradegdy, elections will be held soon."
-Monketh
"(and to address the crack-down on terrorists in Seperot.)
RNN:More on the Anti-terrorism act
News Anchor:Headlines were made in Seperot today as the house of lords passed the Suppression of Terrorism Act. This Bill grants the authority to indefinetely detain suspected persons to the police. Seperot has the authority to parade the heads of convicted terrorists on his lawn.
[Accept]
News Anchor:Headlines were made in Seperot today as the house of lords passed the Suppression of Terrorism Act. This bill increases military and police funding in Seperot, as well as undercover-operations funding. Says Bill ferguson, a police officer "I finally get my new red body armor tommorrow!".
[Accept]
...or you can [Dismiss] the issue. "
-Monketh
After his post, Sep prolly went to bed.
As you can see, it's a bit silly.
But anywho, I'd like some suggestions on how to make this interesting.