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I DeclareWar on the Democratic Republic of KatherineS!


OOooohhhh..

OOOhhhhh,,,,

War, lovely war.

We shall win!

Nanananabooboo!!!!


Does anyone want to help me crush these tyrants?? I dont have an army...

Well... actually we have the Civil Air Patrol... but that doesnt count.

WAR.

Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

Greetings Warmonger.
I fancy a rumble. Never liked KatherineS myself.
Lets bomb them.
I only tend to get involved when 100%
anihilation is on the cards - hope this policy sits
with you.
Swing low, sweet chariot!

so the world I knew has gone mad...

so the world I knew has gone mad...

These two sound extremely under educated...........

I love the color of dem deer cards! Yeah Man!



What do you want in return? Ive got some cool baskets.... of course we have been growing anchovies this year.... thanks a ton. (of anchovies)

What stinks is that my people are nice, compasionate people... man.

Oh, well. You can nuke them. :twisted:

Who are you Wincheap?

Never liked KatherineS myself.

You're kidding, right? :shock: :D :wink:

About that war...I'll get back to you gentlemen on that- I first have to figure out my nation's resources and annual income and how to RPG and little things like that...:wink:

*cough* noobs.... how bout' I bomb both of you and we get this over with? nah... I'll let you carry out your small war.

I'm going to annihilate you all for making me read this thread. :evil:

I'm going to annihilate you all for making me read this thread. :evil:
:lol: too true. Wait for the stats though, they might be reasonable.
emphasis on might

The Community of Geekster officially offers a strategic alliance to the Democratic Repulic of KatherineS.


To those on this topic who do actually know what they are doing:

Yeah, we're new. :wink:

Thank you. First let me try diplomacy.

Wincheap and God's Law:

Appeal to compassion:
Why declare war on this nation? Not only have we done nothing to provoke an attack, but we are a peace loving nation. Innocent of any crime perpetrated against either you or your nation, by attacking us you would be conducting an unjust war.

Appeal to Biblical principles:
Where is there a Biblical basis for attacking a nation that is not wicked, is devout, has good civil liberties and follows the principles of a just government? Simple: there is none. By waging war, you would be violating your own convictions stated on the TP boards, including that of Sola Scriptura.

Appeal to chivalry: Do you have any remnant of honor left within you? Two males attacking a young woman leader of a brand new nation is hardly what one would term sporting or chivalrous. Be defenders and protectors!

Appeal to material self:
Naturally, you may want to attack for purposes such as gain of more land and resources and this is an understandable desire. But consider: you are both new nations. Is it not more advisable to wait and build up your resources rather than wasting them? Furthermore, my nation has a very good economy with satisfied citizens whose average income is $22,000. We are rich in uranium (used to formulate nuclear weapons). While this may increase your desire to acquire my nation, consider that these may be used against you. Though we have no desire to make war, we will defend our nation if necessary.

You can see why it would be wise to refrain from going to war. I am open to peace negotiations. A non aggression pact would also be welcome. Please carefully consider these before you make your decision. If you decide to err on the side of folly, then my nation’s resources, citizens, and ally will unite against you in combat.

You now KatherineS that you cannot simply 'have' nuclear weapons from uranium mining, especially as a NOOB, neway, hurry up and show us your military, all you noobs, its good for raising the laughter value... (and cue...)

"I'd like to request a temporary Military alliance with your Nation, Miss Katherine."
~Darth Javier, New Overlord of Monkestan & Gil-káno

Why do we always pick on little guy....oh yeah, because they are easily defeatable. Oh well tough luck noobies.

:twisted:

Official Statement From The Ineffable Palace:
If I don't see some good RPing, and a decent amount of death and destruction, I'm going to destroy the lot of you.

Dave, Minister for OOC-Affairs, Filling in for The Great Ineffable Bob While He's Visiting Another City

You now KatherineS that you cannot simply 'have' nuclear weapons from uranium mining

I am aware of this.

If I don't see some good RPing, and a decent amount of death and destruction, I'm going to destroy the lot of you

This is not entirely realistic either. If we decide to formulate a non agression pact, it would be quite foolish for you to decide to engage in an expensive war merely because we do not wish to eliminate each other. Wars cost money.

Skullzz wrote:
I'm going to annihilate you all for making me read this thread.

too true. Wait for the stats though, they might be reasonable.
I am attempting to educate myself by reading the threads. Rest assured that I will not deliberately try to engage in god-modding and will try to keep my statistics realistic.


"I'd like to request a temporary Military alliance with your Nation, Miss Katherine."

You will receive a telegram shortly.

Finally:

hurry up and show us your military
As a new nation, my army is quite small (obviously). I am seeking to build its strength.

Does anyone want to help me crush these tyrants?? I dont have an army...

It would be wise to reconsider a declaration of war if you have nothing to fight with.

Lets bomb them.

Do you have any bombs? As a new nation, you start out with nothing I believe.

OOC: Hmmm, *tag* for possibly entertaining n00b war.

*sighs*
I'm going on a roadtrip tommorrow.


"I'm dispatching 5,000 troops to KathrineS for defensive purposes."

Is it just me or do some of these new nations sound like there run by the same person.

I have two nations. Someone threatened to attack me with two nations. Plus, it gives me a chance to play around a little. Not as though I'd use them both in the same war though, unless I was outnumbered.

I, Shagrat (that cool goth-metal orc from Lotr: trotk) will pledge support, in the form of 10,000 Orcs, to Gods Law. Why? Why would we gang up on a helpless peaceful little nation? Because we're bloody Orcs, you simp! Now, "Shut you're Squeekin' or I'll Bleed You!" Ah, life am good.

(p.s. Bloody Death-Killin' an' junk wooooo!)

KatherineS-

You must now understand that the task of protecting your borders is utterly helpless. I now have two allies. We will continue to build up our forces... to force you into retirement.

As I knew you wouldn’t know, We have many spies in your country. At any moment we could wreck havoc in your very own palace.

You have begged for peace. I will respond to this-

You said there was no prevoking on your part??? You have been a FIERCE enemy of mine for a long time. You have argued against points I have made (on a certain forum :cough:) After debating for quite a while, I have found out that with you as a leader your people would die quite quickly, do to your love of (as you call it) liberties... Actually it I wish to... uh... save your people, and to... uh... do away with you. Unless you step down forever, dismantle your government, and split your nation amongst my friends, and I.

For this reason alone am I to destroy your nation.

Thank you.

KatherineS, We offer you our full support in crushing these insubordinate nations.

Note:50 Gasga bombers have took off from levan airport headed for the capital of Gods Law.

You stated-

Note:50 Gasga bombers have took off from levan airport headed for the capital of Gods Law.


But I ask you one thing. What is our capitol? Or are you bluffing? I warn you. Back down, and stay with your own affairs. If any more nations join in this war, it will throw us all into a world war, and more people will die.

I am invading KatherineS, because I do not want her people to die from starvation or other means of bad guidement. My own established country is small the way it is. With my third part of KatherineS, I shall still not be a miltary threat to anyone.

Thank you.

KatherineS, I my people have decided to have mercy on you.... Only if you agree to become my ally.... I know that your political guiness will agree with me. For you know That together we could wage war on another country that has just sprung up, and that threatens peace. Send me a telegram if you agree and I will further explain my plans. :twisted: