NationStates Jolt Archive


Crusade against Moronica

18-12-2003, 23:55
The citizens of the Empire of Moronica are manipulated by a corrupt infidel government. It turns them into brainwashed consumers, fails in any way to protect them from crime, and neglects their spiritual wellbeing. Their souls cry out for enlightenment and order!

The Government of the Holy Empire of GreaterGordonia, and the Holy Orthodox Church of Gordonia, hereby unite in calling a Holy War against Moronica, and call for allies in this noble cause. We will also liberate the vast tracts of land and the booming economy form the corrupt dogs that presently misrule Moronica. These spoils we will share with all that rally to our banner!

The alternative is to take no action- and the diseases of disorder, ignorance and rampant capitalism will spread beyond the boundaries of Moronica. Their criminal classes will find footholds in our peace and order loving states, and our streets will not be safe no-longer!
:o
Liberty Fighters
19-12-2003, 00:27
CLF Sec. of State Powell glances at the wire sent to him by his office...scoffs and types a speedy response

To: Whom it May Concern
From: CLF State Dept.
Re: Misplaced agression

The Commonwealth of Liberty Fighters sees fit to make sure no agression is commited by your nation. You have taken it upon yourselves to forcefully alter the way another nation is run. If it had been doen other ways we would not have gotten invloved. You have no place here.
19-12-2003, 22:31
On receipt of this memorandum His Serene Majesty the Emperor of GreaterGordonia flew into a rage, kicking over his ornate desk and sending a bust of Napoleon crashing through the window. 'I might have known! We face an axis of corruption!'
An hour later he presided over an emergency meeting of the Chiefs of Staff. His hands balled into fists as the Director of the Gordonian Intelligence Agency summarised the military capeabilities of the CLF. '...Their population dwarfs ours. Moreover, your majesty, their military might is considerable...'
'...Even if half of them are fighting naked!' Dragonclaw, the Lord High Admiral jested, sardonically, refering to the liberal dress codes apparrently current in the Commonwealth of Liberty Fighters.
'It's no joking matter. The CLF is a military superpower! Even with God's help I know not how we are to overcome both Moronica and its new ally, this so-called Commonwealth.'
'We are more of a commonwealth than they are, sir,' said the spy-master. 'Their poor masses are their weakness.'
The Emper grasped what was on the spy master's mind. 'Indeed. Indeed so!' He touched his fingertips together. 'I want agent agitators sent to infiltrate the CLF. If that infernal state has a revolution on its hands it will hardly be able to interfere with us! Give me a report on your strategy within 24 hours. The rest of you, gentlemen, will return to your planning for our operation against the infidel Moronica.
20-12-2003, 00:44
Ahh first off, you crusade is unjust second of all you got 6 million people. Keam believes in all sorts of religions, and can't let your crusade go through. Third off your church is unjust and therefore we the Nation of Keam tell you to change your decition and back down from this whole crusade Idea.
21-12-2003, 13:41
Dark times in The Holy Empire of GreaterGordonia. The sky is dark with the wings of two headded dragons, who have decimated the golden eagle population. Their fiery breath lights the hilltops at night. Great unrest among the devout citizenry, the nation split between those who thing the Almighty demonstrates his displeasure at the planned crusade by unleashoing these demons, and those who think he is angry at the HEGG for its delay so far in taking the holy war to the enemy. :?
21-12-2003, 13:54
First, look at your population and economy. Now look at Moronica's. See? You can't possibly defeat them.
Kraytia
21-12-2003, 14:01
What can I say but lol
Jeruselem
21-12-2003, 14:08
Don't bother. With Moronica's population he can easily field an army big enough to destroy you very easily.
Jiggady
21-12-2003, 14:32
Moronica for morons. Long live Dictator Hailstone, Field Marshall Gallstone, and Propoganda minister Pebble. The Piratical Island Union of Jiggady staunchly supports their murderous dictatoship and their various rampages including:the burning of "bookmakers," the march on Bolognia, and the conquest of Starvania.
21-12-2003, 21:06
First, look at your population and economy. Now look at Moronica's. See? You can't possibly defeat them.

One word for you: Vietnam.
21-12-2003, 21:10
Wow ... your an idiot.
21-12-2003, 21:22
It's a sad state of affairs when the world is fearful of such a moronic state. When no state of comparative strength will join a crusade to liberate their people from darkness and misrule. Well, we in Gordonia have enough trouble with our dragons at the moment, so the Moronicans will have to liberate themselves. Besides which what warriors we can spare from dragon-fighting duty are committed to defending out ally chicabow-wow from the enemy that has declared war on it. :shock:
The Atheists Reality
21-12-2003, 21:36
Greater Gordonia, you will perish if you continue with this war! :twisted:
21-12-2003, 23:46
Greater Gordonia, you will perish if you continue with this war! :twisted:

Bold words from an infidel state with a smaller population than us and no army! :lol:
Anti-Nazis
21-12-2003, 23:59
Greater Gordonia, you will perish if you continue with this war! :twisted:

Bold words from an infidel state with a smaller population than us and no army! :lol:

Just back off the crap.Don't make that same mistake Islami did a month back
Liberty Fighters
23-12-2003, 18:33
OOC: 3 things. 1.) will all you stupid flamers and hijackers who do nothing but make useless comments and dont even plan to be involved, stick to the general forum and clog up the server like your kind usually does?
2.) Gordonia, sorry bout the late responses with the TG's, ive been kinda busy, ill try to keep up.
3.) Are what tech are you? Modern/furture? Space? Fantasy/midevil? (the dragonsk inda threw me off, thats why I ask.)
24-12-2003, 22:06
Firstly thank you for your first comment, we are united at least in opposition to the flaming fraternity, who are probably breaking the freedom from Spam Act and should therefore be subject to UN Sanctions.

Gordonia is a traditional society, with a code of chivalry and honour, and guided by a powerful established church. The greatest natural disaster it has so-far faced, namely the unexpected dragon problem is now under control. Gordonia is rapidly industrialising, the army, navy and state administrative systems are undergoing modernisation too. Conscription is part of gordonian life and the government is democratic though authoritarian, with a resurgent monarchy and a warrior aristocracy still enjoying much power and prestige. Being a new state on the global scene it is eager to flex its military muscle and win glory and prestige. It also has a sense of destiny, and a belief in the justice of its cause; a crusading mentality to rid the world of corrupt and irreligious governments who allow their people to be exploited by irresponsible corporations. :o