WAR AT LAST
I will destroy all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Telliria
17-12-2003, 20:56
Will people ever stop doing this?
Froggyliciousness
17-12-2003, 20:57
Jake, press the big red button.
*a nuclear ICBM heads into space aiming for this n00b's country*
Crush me :)
:P war who ha, what is it good for, absalutly nothing "exept all of the U.S's problems"! :twisted:
Telliria
17-12-2003, 21:07
Telliria
17-12-2003, 21:07
:P war who ha, what is it good for, absalutly nothing "exept all of the U.S's problems"! :twisted:
Amen!
Telliria
17-12-2003, 21:09
:P war who ha, what is it good for, absalutly nothing "exept all of the U.S's problems"! :twisted:
Amen!
Telliria
17-12-2003, 21:10
:P war who ha, what is it good for, absalutly nothing "exept all of the U.S's problems"! :twisted:
Amen!
Kazar-Tiyon
17-12-2003, 21:19
OOC:
I will destroy all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will people ever stop doing this?
I'm guessing not... :roll:
Oh, and Count, you forget the :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: !
IC: A tiny speck of red light floats by. The master would come and kill you, but he's busy....
Western Cactuaria
17-12-2003, 21:20
Declaring war on anyone in particular or just the world in general?
Obviously the world in general...
Western Cactuaria
17-12-2003, 21:31
What is the point of him declaring war he has no military.
Kazar-Tiyon
17-12-2003, 22:55
What is the point of him declaring war he has no military.
Well, it gives fairly small nations a chance to have fun crushing him...
I wonder what the greatest chalange is? To crush this country or to breath the air richt in front of me...
I'm getting low on my reserve weak jokes, so please stop doing this or I may one day have a good scence of humor, and we all know that the universe would explode then!
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
Telliria
17-12-2003, 23:53
Telliria
17-12-2003, 23:53
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
We accept the .234 cm!
Telliria
17-12-2003, 23:57
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
We accept the .234 cm!
Telliria
17-12-2003, 23:59
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
We accept the .234 cm!
Telliria
18-12-2003, 00:00
Aztec National League
18-12-2003, 00:06
High Chief Quetzalcoatl saw this "threat" from this small nation. At the same time he saw the "threat", the radio in his office was playing "Imagine". As he read on, he came up with these lyrics:
"Imagine there's no nOObs,
It's easy if you try,
No one to annoy us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the nOObs
disappering all at once...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day they'll go away,
And the world will live as one."
(OOC: Sorry if I offended any Lennon fans, just keep in mind I'm one myself)
REPENT NOOB WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!
Pheonix 1
18-12-2003, 00:10
Prongs and james
~Prongs: "Whos the guy with the stick?" (as a the n00b staggers up and takes a badly aimed swing)
~James:"I dont know!...maybe he's one of the locals" (as he Destroys the mans poor mind by glancing at him over his glasses)
~Prongs:"Whoops! Ah well!" (as the n00b desovles into further delerium)
~Prongs:"Your knowledge beam was too much for him!
~James:"I didn't do knowledge beam!"
~Prongs:"Meh!" (continues sipping coffee on the beach)
Sir lexington Prongs :roll:
Telliria
18-12-2003, 00:22
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
We accept the .234 cm!
A ruck rolls towards The Count de Koch, a man is pushed out the big a stick is chucked out with him.
The prime minister had this to say on the matter:
"Kazaakisthan has armed his lowest paid pacifist with a stick. It should take a few minutes, then we will share out the country (all 3 square miles) between every nation on NS. We will take 2 cm though. The rest of you get 0.234"
OOC: But I want enough land to put a flag up! :( Ghout is supposed to be an empire...
IC: "That fool dares threaten us?! This will not be tolerated!! Commander, send three million soldiers to this... "Holy Empire" and annex it. Assign two of them to preventing that guy with a stick from interfering."
"As the Emperor commands, so shall it be done. But should we not give them a warning first?"
"I suppose you're right. Send them a message to take back their threat immediately, or face destruction. Start preparations for the attack while we're waiting for a reply."
"It shall be done."
Count de Koch: this is your first and last warning. The Emperor does not take kindly to threats. Retract your statement or we will destroy you.
Signed- Commander Corcyn, Supreme General of the Glorious Army
Leader of the Ghouti Empire's military forces.
New Florence Marie
18-12-2003, 01:03
New Florence Marie would appreciate our 0.234, if you please.
And we would like an order of fries, a shake and a hot apple pie with that.
Thanks loads, Count De Koch.
Western Cactuaria
18-12-2003, 01:37
Western Cactuaria takes that .234 cm of land
The Order of Reptiles
18-12-2003, 01:39
Ah! I was, for a moment, afraid that I'd missed my share of the n00bish nuclear testing ground....ahem. We accept the .234 cm of land, for the purpose of placing an anthill on. Deadly fire ants, of course. With these fire ants, we will reign supreme!!!11111 (Excuse the slight bit of n00bishness, its contagious this time of year).
Away, my ants, bring Reason to the enemy!
why is he declaring war on everybody :lol:
*slaps head*
"I'm getting tooo old for this. Bobby?"
"Yes?"
"Throw another rock at his remaining atom."
*Bobby does it*
"Have a raise."
*Gives Bobby a 1 million dollar raise.*
why is he declaring war on everybody :lol:
OOC: Maybe he's suicidal. Perhaps it's an experiment of some sort. Then again, he might just be crazy or not very bright... :roll:
I'm still waiting for a reply to Commander Corcyn's message.