NationStates Jolt Archive

I will destroy all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude your natio is new your gonna lose. Most of the nations on here have been around for an extremely long time. Your country is small, weak, barely stable. Dont do sumthin stupid to bring war upod yourself!

OOC: Did this country not try this already

OOC: I love when they try to do stuff like that.

There has to be a hundred of these asshole dipshits a day!

OOC: I'm planning on... dealing with him... if I have time. The Empire of Ghout isn't exactly a world power, but it's plenty big enough for this. It is supposed to be an empire, so I'm hoping to annex him.

OOC: :lol: :lol: :lol: HA I know it! I could tell it was one of these nooby things!

IC:
Officer walks in the presidents room.
"Sir another noob declared war on the world."

"Why..ooooo testing time! Get the box! Put us on high alert!"

"Sir we are already on high alert...Stonies?"

"Oh yeah i know that! What are you waiting for go!"

"Yes sir!"

10 minutes later

"Here you go sir!"

"Good, general do the honors?"

"I would be happy to sir!"

"On 3, 1... 2... 3..."

*The president turn there keys on three opening the box.*

"Plug in the nubers please."

"Done Mr.President"

"Ok what are we useing sir?"

"The SkyNet program general! Don't wat this going out to the press!"

"Ok sir, what type, how many and target?"

"Use 4, 2 nuclear, 2 Bio-Chemical, target is The Count de Koch!"

"Ok sir but i know the target is The Count de Koch but i mean what in The Count de Koch!"

"oh, then two nuclearer at the capitol and one Bio-Chemical atthere other major city and the other at there largest base1"

"Yes sir, Launch?"

"Of course this isn't a drill!"

"Ok then go ahead im not keeping you back, besides I don't want to be shocked."

"Ok then"

*President lifts a small cover that is over a red button, he pushes the button down. A screen goes up on a over head projector.*

"10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... LUANCH LAUNCH LAUNCH"

*The screen goe sblank*

"Well... think they will notice?"

"Not a bit sir... not a bit."

The Count de Koch i would just like to aware you just in case you are confused is that i just fire 4 missiles at you. Have fun! :wink:

Semi OOC: Hey! Don't bomb my soon-to-be annexed territory!
(By the way, the phrase is "alert you" or "make you aware")

The decomissioned-recommissioned carrier Brikinsok cruised at full tilt from Armed Republic of Social Extremists towards teh Count de Koch. On board was the entire Third Warband, crammed onto the decks like refugees. Dotted around the deck are tanks and trucks of various designs that members of the Warband have been rich enough to purchase. Most of the men are cleaning their weapons (a mixture of chinese and russian assault rifles, smgs and the occasional rpg).

On the bridge, two men stand at the wheel. One is wearing an admirals jacket, crossed with ammo belts. He leans on his light machine gun like a walking stick and looks out to see. The other, who is wearing just combats, turns to him and says, "Boss, why do you reckon the Adminstrator chose to let us have this battle?"
"we got the biggest boat, dumbass"
"ah"
The two men turn back to stare at the horizon expectantly.

A few moments later.

"Boss?"
"what now?"
"what are they?"

Four vapour trails had appeared from high in the sky and were carving a streight vertical line towards the horizon, in front of the ship.

"well..."
"you don't think that someone's..."
"I think someone has. They've got there before us and with bigger guns!"

"damn"