BANDIDOS
Comrades, we extend a welcome to most of you. Please join us in our ideological region.
We advocate militancy, stability through security and military egalitarianism.
Join us in BANDIDOS, it is free to all except the members of The Mullweeno Homeworlds*
* we must explain that we were, one month ago, ejected from our home land: The Mullweeno Homeworlds. Now we must show them how to run a region, equally, morally and successfully. Nations from the Mullweeno Homeworlds are only welcome in our region if they repent, display their worth and swear never to return to their homeworld.
RIGHT!!
WE'LL JOIN YOU SO LONG AS YOU SUPPORT OUR SEXUALITY!!
naturally
we accept members of your sexuality and all other sexual orientations. You are more than welcome in our region. Bandidos is a haven for all oppressed peoples!
Invite all your friends!
so long as we show up The Mullweeno Homeworlds I don't care who lives happily with us in our great party!
I SEE YOU SEEK TO SLANDER OUR SACRED HOMEWORLDS FURTHER OPERATION TETRA.
PERHAPS IT WOULD PLEASE ALL NATIONS TO KNOW THAT YOU IN FACT SOUGHT TO TEAR THE MULLWEENO HOMEWORLDS APART WHILST YOU WERE STILL A MEMBER OF THE REGION.
YOU AND CLUSTER 4 SOUGHT TO OVERTHROW OUR CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCH AND RELIGIOUS LEADER, QUEEN SCHEREZADE.
WE WERE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO EXPELL YOU.
WHEN WE ALLOWED YOU TO RETURN YOU SIMPLY ATTEMPTED AGAIN.
NEXT YOU BROUGHT AN ARMY OF ALLIES WITH YOU, ALL OF WHOM WE WERE FORCED TO EXPELL!
LOOK WHAT YOU REDUCED US TO!
WELL I HOPE YOU SUCCEED IN RUNNING YOUR REGION THE WAY YOU ATTEMPTED TO RUN OURS. THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
NOW CEASE YOUR SLANDER OF THE SACRED HOMEWORLDS!
LORD MULLWEENO