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If you have nuclear weapons- you have one day to disarm- if you do not- the sultanate of omnian will become hostile with your nation- and force your disarment.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

"There are people dumber that us."

Thoughts of the Commander, p. 3

We have a signifigant nuclear arsenal, and the power to easily laugh at you till the cows come home.

While we complement you on your attempt to combat nuclear weapons and nuclear war, you attempts are futile and suicidal at best. We too are against nuclear weapons and have banned them in all ANL soverign territory because the general belief of the Aztec people is that if you are going to fight a war, do it honorably. Yet, while we too hate nuclear weapons, declearing war against nuclear power again is suicidal. What I recomend to you is working inside the system and using diplomacy (i.e. hosting anti-nuclear summits, drafting and signing anti-nuclear weapons treaties.)

I ask you, for the benefit of your people, your life, your environment and your cause to retract this treat.

-High Chief Quetzalcoatl
United Socialist States of the Aztec National League

Declare war on me. Please.

The Commonwealth of Seversky hereby declares war on the Sultanate of Omnian for threats related to nuclear arms.

Current movements include the carriers CNS Samuel Adams and CNS John Proctor to the area, where upon arriveing they shall comence air operations against the Sultanate in preparation for a land invasion.


-Chancellor James Lynch, Commonwealth of Seversky.

Did I metnion our nation has an official "First Strike Initiative" policy? if someone makes a Declaration of War on us, we hit first whenever possible.

*President cracks up as he is reading a report that was just handed to him*
"And what can he do about it!"

*Transmission*
To:Omnian
Frem:Nano Soft
The free Corporation of Nano Soft does have nuclear weapons, but we will not disarm. So i gues you have to destroy us now right? SO bring it on! Come try and get past my defence system just to be faced with a army of Ro-Bots whene you are done! So what are you waiting for?

Does that Declaration of War include nations intending to aquire Nuclear Arms at a later date? And any other WMD? Purely for the purposes of defence against any hostile foes of course.

I wonder if Omnian will ever respond to this post again.

Oh, well. Noobs eventually learn.

If you have nuclear weapons- you have one day to disarm- if you do not- the sultanate of omnian will become hostile with your nation- and force your disarment.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17

Declare war on me. Please.

I was going to say that, but.... *steps aside for a god*

...feel free.

nah, I don't think so! Anyway, if he does the Templa Erudon of Holy Erat declares war aganst Omnian for threats against the Eratian kingdom and its people.

I have nuclear weapons!

OOC:
Anti-Terror Army? Aren't you under Automagfreek's control? Last time I saw you, you mocked Diminix by faking hostile movements nearby his territory. (Or at least, that's what I heard) without Automagfreek's authority. That, in effect, meant you claimed to be free from him and thus he needs to recapture you again.

"There are people dumber that us."

Thoughts of the Commander, p. 3

:lol: I love it,

did you purposefully spell than wrong? It's wonderful! :D

whoo-boy, I've lost my mind

If you have nuclear weapons- you have one day to disarm- if you do not- the sultanate of omnian will become hostile with your nation- and force your disarment.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Your nation is three days old. I think I need to adapt a quote for you.

Do not meddle in the affairs of older nations, for they will find you crunchy and good with ketchup.

Isn't that the same as saying:

"I declare war to anuone who will beat me!"

?

you are aware that someones started an rp to beat the pants off you

Ummmm... OK, so you go to war against countries with nuclear weapons. Look at that statement and tell me if you see anything wrong with it.

All over Moontian, people sit in front of their television screens, watching Layarteb's potatoes fly into Omnian's territory, killing several Omnians.

Isn't it great how satellite photographic technology has improved since the Hubble telescope was launched?

I suppose that McDonald's will be making a fortune from Omnian in the near future.

To demonstrate good faith, the People's Republic shall decommission 10 nuclear warheads. These decommissionings will take place at various locations over Omnian. We shall also decommission a single ICBM, which will be used to transport the warheads to their decommissioning locations.

To demonstrate good faith, the People's Republic shall decommission 10 nuclear warheads. These decommissionings will take place at various locations over Omnian. We shall also decommission a single ICBM, which will be used to transport the warheads to their decommissioning locations.

:lol:

Hahaha. Something needed to fry the potatoes. :D

I think this discussion is over: stupid things have been said and now it's time to make jokes about it.

To demonstrate good faith, the People's Republic shall decommission 10 nuclear warheads. These decommissionings will take place at various locations over Omnian. We shall also decommission a single ICBM, which will be used to transport the warheads to their decommissioning locations.

OOC: :lol: I was going to post something similar, but decided not to.

ooc: i have no nukes anyway, so whats the point in disarming, anyway, declarations of war such as this one are a good way to get yourself killed.

you gotta wonder sometimes

WTF Spartacists?

This idea is dumber than declaring war on nations without nukes. :|

hmm. the views through the space based radar are interesting... radioactive chips. Nuked french fries. I'm surprised there aren't any major hamburger companies in on it yet.

Oh wait, there's one springing up. And another.

This idea is dumber than declaring war on nations without nukes. :|

OOC : I've seen worse: declaring war on all large nations in NS. Anyway, this one ranks pretty high in stupid threads. War on all nations with nukes? Geez, you're looking at a LOT of nations. So go on, declare war on me, we'll see how you like it when your forces are being cooked. But I don't intend to fight you otherwise I'd get hit for n00b bashing.

The 1st QRF Division are gearing up.....

ooc: *sniff sniff* I smell n00b bashing.

*President cracks up as he is reading a report that was just handed to him*
"And what can he do about it!"

*Transmission*
To:Omnian
Frem:Nano Soft
The free Corporation of Nano Soft does have nuclear weapons, but we will not disarm. So i gues you have to destroy us now right? SO bring it on! Come try and get past my defence system just to be faced with a army of Ro-Bots whene you are done! So what are you waiting for?
Have to pick on someone smaller than you, for once i agree with you through,
I have nukes, massises in fact, in the hundreds(i dont honestly know why, its toomany but i have to be prepared to take on massises of nations!)

OOC: I have 3 thousand thermonuclear warheads(a majority of the ICBMs... no airdropped nukes) what you gonna do about it punk?

Why dont we just invade his ### and get over with it ?

If you have nuclear weapons- you have one day to disarm- if you do not- the sultanate of omnian will become hostile with your nation- and force your disarment.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on in, I want to see you and your "military" try to force my disarment. I would like to see you remove the 300 Nuclear ICBM's I have right now.

Buckaro: really? Maybe I need to increase my stockpile...

Omnian wouldint stand a chance against any of us .

Omnian wouldint stand a chance against any of us . I'm going to issue a formal statement on my stance in a few moments look for it.

You could, but he isn't much of a threat to consider declaring war against.

Actually, there's already a thread about invasion (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105092) of Omnia/Omnian. (sp?) However, I'm trying to maintain peacekeeping forces since, considering Omnian's economy and population, he needs guidance more than a kick in the ass.

Well i dont consider him a threat to me im just saying if he becomes one we could always crush him .. .

It does not matter if he is a threat, an example must be made. *pounds fist on desk*

Well we could always use black ops and kill off the leader insted of invadeing his little contry .

The Empire of Roycelandia has many Nuclear Weapons, developed as part of the Glowing Sands Project. We worked long and hard for them, and have no intention of giving them up. Ever.

In fact, we might run our next lot of Glowing Sands Operation Tests over all of your major cities to illustrate the point, but we won't.

Instead, we're loading our giant, orbiting IGNORE cannon. Any more silliness of this type from you and we'll be forced to use it...

Or maybe, for once, the warmongering nations of the world might think about helping him by correctin ghim and offering constructive advice instead of "I send 6000000000 troops to invade this n00b cos he is a threat to me." Therefore:

1)He is too small to be of any threat
2)The majority of you are also small
3)We were all new once, and made some stupid threads
4)Chill out guys

:lol: ...

Just occupy and fall back.

Scare the shit out of him.

That's enough.

The leader as well as anyone who does not surrender are to be killed will be my orders to my 25,000 Laugh Force(HyenA Special Ops) Units I have standing by.

I have some expert snipers that can help ya .. we could move in and start picking off the root cuses of this insanity any time ...

I have some expert snipers that can help ya .. we could move in and start picking off the root cuses of this insanity any time ... Where and when shall our forces meet?

I will also ship over 2,000 Hum-V units with mounted Browning .50 caliber M2 Machine gun. All of my Laugh Force Units are equipped with 4 years of intense, rigorous physical, psychological and mental training along with a Colt M4 Carbine assault rifle and a M-1911 .45 Automatic Pistol. Each Hum-V has 3 crew members, one to man the .50 caliber gun on the back, one in the passenger seat with an AK-47 Krinkov and a driver. Each are also equipped with the M-1911 .45 Automatic.

Or maybe, for once, the warmongering nations of the world might think about helping him by correctin ghim and offering constructive advice instead of "I send 6000000000 troops to invade this n00b cos he is a threat to me." Think, please:

1)He is too small to be of any threat
2)The majority of you are also small
3)We were all new once, and made some stupid threads
4)Chill out guys

BUMP

We will have to do this secretly .. so i think we should meet Just out side the capital city . i can give you air cover if you need it ?

Oh, and this is godmodding guys. You have to give him a chance to respond.

We will need the cover since there are now two nations sticking up for Omnian.

(I dont think hes going to respond he probly just stoped posting after a few threats buy soem other contrys) any way . I have 5 F -22 raptors standing buy .

All nations who are with me, please show your support in this discussion. http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105204

"I hope these smegging morons get swallowed by the multiverse."

- Starwind
- TDF Sky Marshall

"You're not allowed to say that."

- Maria Peacecraft
- Foreign Affairs

"Well shit."

- Starwind

The two MV-32s speed up, heading directly for Fedral Union territorial waters, using terrain following radar to keep barely above the wave tops.

Those things are about to be destroyed buy trident super subs. already i have F-117'S flying over thare to take care of your little incurstion.

"We will be at the border in around 30 seconds sir." said the pilot of Whiskey-Tango One.

"Hold this heading" came the reply from the support ship Discovery

So not attempt any incurstion .. or you will be shot down buy our avnger mobile plat forms i have F -22'S in the air ready tp meet you so be prepared for a hell of a dog fight!

"15 seconds, sir"

"Hold your course pilot"

All right then your planes will be shot down buy the f-22's moveing behind you this is your last warring . also 3 New York class super battle ships are shooting at you with thare llaser AA guns.

(im an advce tech nation)

"10 seconds sir"

"Hold"

IF YOU DONT RESPOND TO ME FIREING AT YOUE AIR CRAFT THEN IM FIREING THE IGNORE CANNON AT YOU . Thare nuff said about that.

All right then your planes will be shot down buy the f-22's moveing behind you this is your last warring . I have an exact 1 million groud troops armed with our standard AK-47 Krinkov's and a M-1911 .45 Automatic Pistol as a secondcary weapon on route to The Federal Union. Their presence will remain in The Federal Union's territory until all attacks on the nation cease.

All right then your planes will be shot down buy the f-22's moveing behind you this is your last warring . also 3 New York class super battle ships are shooting at you with thare llaser AA guns.

(im an advce tech nation)

OOC: Can you even spell "advanced" properly? Or how about "warning?" Idiots should not be taken seriously when throwing around toys that they can't even communicate properly their intent and/or capabilities.

( if your just hear to attack my spelling skills then get out of this thread. other wise you can join me ? I also said i was nutral in the conflict with Omnian Due to politcal resons )

As the laser beams tear towards the MV-32s, the ships commander forms a message saying they were fired upon in international airspace by a rogue imperial nation with dreams of greatness, and sends it to MAFCC

"Get out of there pilots, now"

The two aircraft explode, and the crew step out of the air-conditioned containers on board the ship, completely unharmed.

"ANTARES worked like a dream sir. Like a dream." said the pilot with a smile. "They think we are dead. Idiots."

The MSF Monitor heads at full speed to the area, with her super-cavitating escorts flanking her. The Monitor was going to war once again.

I have sent 5,000 mobile anti aircraft units with my 1,000,000 troops. They will be on the shores of The Federal Union in 20 minutes.

As i said any attempt at invadeing me will fail .. i have naval mines in the are all arounb my bay and large laser gun turrnets faceing out to see also i have AA laser turrents , patriot missle battires.

The Monitor and her battlegroup arrive, dropping out of super cavitation, and forming a battle-line.

Within thirty seconds, the first wave of Raptors is launched, and start clearing the mines with ease.

The Monitor fires all 26 tubes on the 3 New York class super battle ships. The super-cavitating torpedos reach full speed within seconds, 8 headed for each ship, with 2 failing to lock on target.

You are possibly the stupidest person in this game.

Who me?

The new york class is equpied with an EMP puls gennritor once your torptos are in rage it will go off diableing them.

also they start shooting at your raptors with thare heavy laser turnets. .

You are possibly the stupidest person in this game.Quote someone so we know who you are referring to please.

All the laser fire misses, since the Raptors are sub-fighters - "Submarine fighters" -, and the torpedos run straight and true, impacting on the hull at well over 500 knots. (OOC: Disabling what, guidance? The torpedo is already pointing in the right direction. Motor? Its a rocket. Anything else? Nope.)

it disables the traking and guideds of the torpto) im dispatching 5 more new york class super battle ships im also dispatching 10 commanches in the the area .. you cant win this battle. 5 Lexington class laser cruisers have moved up . most of them are starting to fire on your air craft and "suberine fighters"

All right then your planes will be shot down buy the f-22's moveing behind you this is your last warring . also 3 New York class super battle ships are shooting at you with thare llaser AA guns.

(im an advce tech nation)

OOC: Can you even spell "advanced" properly? Or how about "warning?" Idiots should not be taken seriously when throwing around toys that they can't even communicate properly their intent and/or capabilities.
I don't know which is worse.
One guy declaring war on the world, or the guys responding with "teh superbattleship pwnz"
Silly noobs.

It doesnt need guidance. Its already on course, moving too quickly to be dodged. Take losses.

What aircraft? There are none in the area.

As the next five battleships appear, another volley of torpedos is launched, over 60 this time, and super-cavitating sub-fighters armed with short range power-ful torpedos, and fully EMP shielded, are launched, all heading for the second group of battleships.

it disables the traking and guideds of the torpto) im dispatching 5 more new york class super battle ships im also dispatching 10 commanches in the the area .. you cant win this battle. 5 Lexington class laser cruisers have moved up . most of them are starting to fire on your air craft and "suberine fighters" My troops have arrived on your shores, but please start spelling/punctuatin/using grammar correctly or I will remove them.

"Why?" said Premier Alexey Zvarinsky as he walked down the hall, towards the end of it. "Why must they persist in violence?" He opened a door and went inside a massive room, in it were people sitting nearby computers monitoring the situation. On the screen was a man. "At your command, Premier." A voice came from a speaker, it was the man. The Premier looked to the screen, "General, dispatch the 75th Aerial Incendiary Bombardment Division, tell them to throw the napalm between the two sides and try to create a "firewall" to buy us some time. For the meantime, rush the preparations for our airforce. I want a coordinated defensive operation and I want it now!

We are in so deep shit.

The message was well recieved as fifteen B-1B "Lancers" take off from Arkenskaya and head for the battlefield at all due speed, with incendiary munitions.

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd was determined to stop this senseless conflict, no matter the cost.

OOC:
Will you people stop it with the "declaring war on the world" bit? It's getting awfully hard to keep peacekeeping forces if nations who have no idea what's going on keep coming!

Come and declare war. We'll be happy to 'acommate' your foolhearty attempt. Hope your men look forward to death! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

McLeod03 Ignore cannon Fired Nuff Said !
The only wat to shiled some thing from an elctro magnetic puls is to put in a heavy ammout of meatel or to not have elctronics on bord YOUR IGNORED Nuff said !

OOC: Senseless? He attacked two aircraft in international airspace. That is, AFAIK, an act of war.

The new york class is equiped with an EMP pulse generator. Once your torpedos are in range it will go off disableing them.

Also they start shooting at your raptors with their heavy laser turrets.
Seriously, not to be mean, but at least make an effort to spell correctly.
It really does help ones RP credibility if one can spell what they claim to have.

Better grammar also helps.

McLeod03 Ignore cannon Fired Nuff Said !
The only wat to shiled some thing from an elctro madnetic plus is to put in a heavy ammout of meatle or to not have elctronics on bord YOUR IGNORED Nuff said !

The torpedos need no guidance. And your "Super-mega n00b New York super whopping battle ship with lazerz gunz and emp weaponzszszz isn't worth ignoring. You are littl emore than a waste of bandwidths. Decalre future tech, then can't hack it. Tough luck little n00b.

OOC:
Well. Oops. Carry on. Ignore the post.

The new york class is equiped with an EMP pulse generator once your torpedos are in range it will go off disableing them.

also they start shooting at your raptors with thiere heavy laser turrets. .
Seriously, not to be mean, but at least make an effort to spell correctly.
It really does help ones RP credibility if one can spell what they claim to have.

lol!

berserker you better check your spelling too :wink:

McLeod03 your still ignored (and buy the way if your torptos have any elctronics on bord then they would be disabled. )

The new york class is equiped with an EMP pulse generator once your torpedos are in range it will go off disableing them.

also they start shooting at your raptors with thiere heavy laser turrets. .
Seriously, not to be mean, but at least make an effort to spell correctly.
It really does help ones RP credibility if one can spell what they claim to have.

lol!

berserker you better check your spelling too :wink:
Doh!

Ignored because you can't handle the heat of future tech? or ignored because you can't win? I wonder.

The guidance system is disable. The engine is a fuel burning rocket, so wouldn't be affected.

(Fule buring rocket under water humm you ar sutch an idiot thare is no logical way that would work ! ) still ignored i will not reply to any further post buy you .

(Fule buring rocket under water humm you ar sutch an idiot thare is no logical way that would work ! ) still ignored i will not reply to any further post buy you .

The poor n00b. he knows nothing of supercavitation. I really can't be bothered to explain. He wouldn't understand (Sad violins play in the background).

Oh well. Back to the people who can RP without tech-wanking.

Oh jeez.

THIS is a proper future tech post:

Saturnian Space
10K Kilometers Past the Ring

Scolopendran Foot-to-Ass Advisor Lance Hawke glowers, standing in the command room of the Triumvirate of Yut WarShip System Defense Fortress O'Neil.

Then again, he isn't noted for emoting any other particular way.

The command center of the massive superbattleship belies its bulk, looking no different from any other Scolopendran-designed command deck of anything from a frigate up. Form follows function, after all, and the essential bridge crew for a superbattleship is roughly the same as for a frigate. The design changes come in the millions of tons of armor plate, weapons, hangar bays, and auxiliary systems that make up the difference between the two ship classes.

Still, Hawke feels slightly extraneous as he sits in a spare seat in the corner of the command deck. The Trium officers, all spit-and-polish, run the show; he's merely another passenger, quietly watching the smoothly humming machine.

Maybe that's the reason why Hawke, lately a lieutenant general of the Scolopendran Aerospace Directorate of the SMS, seems so chipper. It's rather interesting watching one in an element that he knows so well yet knows is no longer an intrinsic part of. Some get distant, some get misty.

Some simply glower.

"Fifth Combined is in position for transit, sir," Fleet Admiral Alijse Broeckaert, commanding officer of O'Neill, says with a slight Flemish accent as she salutes crisply to the one she addresses: Sky Marshal Ho'elun Dashyondon, commander of the Fifth Triumvirate Combined Fleet. The salute is an extraneous gesture, just an indicator of the atmosphere of the event.

Probably just showing off for the old man, Hawke mutters in his mind.

"Understood, Admiral." Ho'elun returns the salute, rows of broad white teeth smiling from his strong Mongolian features. "FleetCom, prepare for transit jump on my mark to predetermined coordinates. Maintain formation." He nods, sitting down at his strategic command console. "You know what to do, Admiral."

"Yes, sir." Broeckaert turns around, stepping to her own console and pressing down the public-address switch. "All hands prepare for tesseract jump." She releases the button, then sits down. "FlightCom, have a shuttle stand by to take Advisor Hawke to the meeting. Comms, stand by for a message to Admiral Shaar when we jump."

Two officers turn as their station is called and announce "Acknowledged" as they receive their orders, immediately turning back to their controls.

"All sections have reported in, ma'am; the Fifth is ready for jump."

Smiling, Broeckaert looks over her shoulder to the Sky Marshal. "At your word, sir."

Dashyondon nods, settling his green officer's cap over his short black hair. "Jump."

All a damned act is all Hawke can get through his mind before the drives deep within the Triumvirate capital ships bend upper-dimensional space to their whim.

* - * - *

Admiral Shaar, this is Sky Marshal Ho'elun Dashyondon of the Fifth Triumvirate Combined Fleet from aboard the TYWS-SDF O'Neill. As you can see, we are standing by to join your parade. Scolopendran Foot-to-Ass Advisor Hawke and I will be over on a shuttle shortly to confer with your commanders as previously advised.

Sky Marshal Ho'elun Dashyondon
CO, 5TCF
TYWS-SDF O'Neill
A superbattleship, FTL, and not a bit of wank.

My forces are being shipped out of The Federal Union to the undisclosed camoflouged location just outside of Omnian to join my other troops and units.

Please people, put more effort in RPs than:
"I shoot you with my laser."
"I dodge"
etc.

It will pay off in the long run.

Please people, put more effort in RPs than:
"I shoot you with my laser."
"I dodge"
etc.

It will pay off in the long run.

I normally do, and my first proper war post was about a page in Word. This was just a wind-up. Coax him into an act of war. That sort of thing.

Please people, put more effort in RPs than:
"I shoot you with my laser."
"I dodge"
etc.

It will pay off in the long run.OOC: *laser sound effects* ptew ptew.

IC:
My troops were recalled due to his lack of effort put into grammar.

(If you want a war ith me McLeod03 Post a thread ok i will not respond to your attacks becuse if you attempt any war my allies will pound you to the ground i am now nutral )

(Fule buring rocket under water humm you ar sutch an idiot thare is no logical way that would work ! ) still ignored i will not reply to any further post buy you .
Its done all the time.
Props to McLeod for supercavitation, its hella fast.
Also note, that as long as the rocket is carrying its own oxidizer, then it can burn anywhere.

Fedral - we are at war. You attacked unarmed aircraft in International airspace. Lets see who can bring more allies to the fight? I'll win there too. If you want to avoid a war, learn to RP and publicly apologise for shooting down my aircraft.

(Like i said your ignored and all further contact will be ignored buy you )
good bye McLeod03 ) at any rate im nutral .

Why ignored? Because you can't RP? Because some one out teched you? Out-thought you, dragged you into committing an international crime? Why?

Federal Union id have too agree with McLeod on this one... you cant rp and you cant spell

Fedral Yoonian, i agree, yor Arpee with me sukked big time