NationStates Jolt Archive


All about the Commonwealth of Ukansimias

16-12-2003, 04:40
As you may not have recognized, Ukansimias refers to the nature of this country. Not that people are perverted or even highly sexual, but, rather, nude. All the time. In fact, it is or will soon be a requirement to be nude in the Commonwealth of Ukansimias as long as the temperature stays above 65 degrees fahrenheit and below 100. Some protective clothing is permitted outside that determining bracket. If residents are caught in an unlawful state of cladhood, their clothing will be confiscated and returned to them in due time. Any residents caught being crude in public or sexually abusing any others will be expelled from the country immediately, perhaps to starve to death at sea, if the government permits it. I will see to that through my allotted power. If anyone has a problem will my nude nation, please speak now or forever hold your breath.