16-12-2003, 04:16
Government officials were shocked when an insolent town of belligerant infidels in the eastern corner of the Holy Empire of Anthrocoatl, may he rule over the world forever, yea and verily.
The rebels refused to understand reason, denying Anthrocoatl as one clearly stated "*****'* ** *** ***********, *** ** **** *******, ******** ***** *** *****. *** *** ******." (the actual statement has been blocked so it will not poison the mind of loyal citizens).
The rebel group, who were blatantly denying Anthrocoatl from their living rooms, now believed to be the site of coersive operations, were arrested by police monitoring them through their bar codes.
A frightened neighbor of one of the leaders, Cruel-and-Inhumane Bastard, sobbed into our dedicated government official's recorder, "You never would have suspected them. They seemed such nice quiet people. I would never have expected them to do this sort of thing.
The foul woman who likely has links with several houses of negotiable virtue, a Mrs. Ima Liar, was taken into custody; obviously no intelligent person could have believed Mr. Bastard was an innocent man and thus likely is also a member of the group.
Ffity of the rebels were brought to the most high and wonderful temple of the greatest of gods Anthrocoatl, feller of multitudes and carrier of the sun(yea and verily), where their hearts were torn from their chests and offered up to Anthrocoatl by the Emperor himself, wisest of the wise, greatest of the great, Anthrocoatl's divine offspring, yea and verily.
Anthrocoatl, creator of the world, cosmic ruler of all that exists, showed his pleasure at the sacrifice through a vision sent directly to his son, and the Emperor in his unfathomable wisdom has declared war on our evil and godless neighbor(rather, foul backstabber waiting for its chance), and through the power of Anthrocoatl, who tamed the stars and hitched them to his great chariot, and the Emperor, the ruler of all the world, the Holy Empire shall conquer. Yea and verily.
The rebels refused to understand reason, denying Anthrocoatl as one clearly stated "*****'* ** *** ***********, *** ** **** *******, ******** ***** *** *****. *** *** ******." (the actual statement has been blocked so it will not poison the mind of loyal citizens).
The rebel group, who were blatantly denying Anthrocoatl from their living rooms, now believed to be the site of coersive operations, were arrested by police monitoring them through their bar codes.
A frightened neighbor of one of the leaders, Cruel-and-Inhumane Bastard, sobbed into our dedicated government official's recorder, "You never would have suspected them. They seemed such nice quiet people. I would never have expected them to do this sort of thing.
The foul woman who likely has links with several houses of negotiable virtue, a Mrs. Ima Liar, was taken into custody; obviously no intelligent person could have believed Mr. Bastard was an innocent man and thus likely is also a member of the group.
Ffity of the rebels were brought to the most high and wonderful temple of the greatest of gods Anthrocoatl, feller of multitudes and carrier of the sun(yea and verily), where their hearts were torn from their chests and offered up to Anthrocoatl by the Emperor himself, wisest of the wise, greatest of the great, Anthrocoatl's divine offspring, yea and verily.
Anthrocoatl, creator of the world, cosmic ruler of all that exists, showed his pleasure at the sacrifice through a vision sent directly to his son, and the Emperor in his unfathomable wisdom has declared war on our evil and godless neighbor(rather, foul backstabber waiting for its chance), and through the power of Anthrocoatl, who tamed the stars and hitched them to his great chariot, and the Emperor, the ruler of all the world, the Holy Empire shall conquer. Yea and verily.