NationStates Jolt Archive


The Voice of Liberty: The Sword of God is posed to strike!

16-12-2003, 01:02
Good afternoon, oppressed people of the world.

The Prophet, Pontifix Maximus Peter Invictus XXXXXII had this to say about the recent tensions between New Gan Eden and the Setian-Saabian Nation.
" I am asking the ruler of Setian-Sabbian Nation to back down. On orders from me, and on my command, a Tactical Nuculear Weapon has bene dispatched to an undisclosed location in theiur nation. It is armed and ready to be detonated, either by my command, or by the Bene Elohim operatives ib this rouge nation. In addition, it has bene programmed to detonate in 72 hours IF I have no response from the Setian-Saabian Nation. I am a man of peace, but this psychotic nation has gone too far."
"Chemical weapons have also bene covertly smuggled to Bene Elohim operatives all through the setian nation. The water has bene spiked with psychotropic drugs that will render the country of Setia-Sabbian inoperative. It causes mass hallucinations, delusions and lasts up to 3 days. There is no antidote for this drug, except, of course, supplied buy New Gan Eden. No known anti-psychotic drug will work to conteract it. If the Setian nation decides to be reasonable, then we will gladly, free of charge, dispense the antidote. other wise, you will soon know what it is like to be in Hell."
On a lighter note, His Eminence, the Prophet, said he didn't think it would effect the ruler much. Qoute "He's allready insane. Surely our drug cannot make him more of a lunatic than he allready is".