NationStates Jolt Archive


DECLARATION OF NUCLEAR POWER

15-12-2003, 22:54
I am proud to announce of behalf of the great Emperor that the Empire of Kevin Land is now a Nuclear Power.

The purchases were made two days ago and bought froma respectful powerful nation who doesn't want his nations name broadcasted.

I would like to state that these weapons will be used with intelligence and only in a last resort situation. I look forward to speaking to all concerned as gentlmen.

Sincerely Yours,

Felix Soden
Minister of Defence and Rhubarb.
15-12-2003, 23:01
15-12-2003, 23:01
I am proud to announce of behalf of the great Emperor that the Empire of Kevin Land is now a Nuclear Power.

The purchases were made two days ago and bought froma respectful powerful nation who doesn't want his nations name broadcasted.

I would like to state that these weapons will be used with intelligence and only in a last resort situation. I look forward to speaking to all concerned as gentlmen.

Sincerely Yours,

Felix Soden
Minister of Defence and Rhubarb.


This stupidity will not be tolerated from a nation as miniscule as yours. There are much larger nations that still do not qualify as candidates for nuclear weapon ownership, what makes you think your 2 week old nation is capable of this?

Skullzz National Adviser/Colony of New Skullzz Governer Lillith has issued the following expression of her disbelief in your stupidity:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload2/angrylillith.JPG
15-12-2003, 23:05
The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost :twisted: .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)
15-12-2003, 23:06
The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost :twisted: .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)
15-12-2003, 23:07
AHHHHHHH, that nice. But look at my military budjet my friend and you'll find that my nation has the funds necessary. Compare them with the prices being asked from the stores.

I'll level with you! - They are BOMBS and I can only launch them from planes which luckily for me are stealth B" spirit bombers. I refuse to comment on the quantity of the bombs/planes.
The Fedral Union
15-12-2003, 23:07
:lol: 2 weeks old and you think you have nukes :lol: it took me at least 3 weeks ..
15-12-2003, 23:08
The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost :twisted: .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)
15-12-2003, 23:08
The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost :twisted: .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)
15-12-2003, 23:08
The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost :twisted: .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)
15-12-2003, 23:14
:lol: 2 weeks old and you think you have nukes :lol: it took me at least 3 weeks ..

Well at least you know where he is coming from and you only thought you did Kevinland does actually have them. He can back up his claims.
15-12-2003, 23:15
:lol: 2 weeks old and you think you have nukes :lol: it took me at least 3 weeks ..

Well at least you know where he is coming from and you only thought you did Kevinland does actually have them. He can back up his claims.
15-12-2003, 23:15
Allright lads, I hereby declare that we do ACTUALLY have the funds necessary. You can check them up yourself.

Yours,

Mr. B. Kelly.
Minister for Finance
15-12-2003, 23:18
AHHHHHHH, that nice. But look at my military budjet my friend and you'll find that my nation has the funds necessary. Compare them with the prices being asked from the stores.

I'll level with you! - They are BOMBS and I can only launch them from planes which luckily for me are stealth B" spirit bombers. I refuse to comment on the quantity of the bombs/planes.

Ok dipshit, you're telling me a 2 week, 26 million person nation not only has nuclear weapons, but also hs B2 bombers, which are limited IRL to only the single best equipped air force in the WORLD? Get lost n00b, I need to load up my ignore cannons.

The Esteemed President of Lapricorn recognises KevinLand as a Nuclear power and sends his regards to the Emperor. Hopefully the weapon will lead to great things and may it only be used if all else is lost .


Mchloglin
Minister for ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (So Exciting)

Once again, shut up, stupid n00b. And try not posting the same thing a gazillion times. :evil:
15-12-2003, 23:19
Once again the Esteemed President of Lapricorn urges any members of this disscussion that Kevinland does have and can use Nuclear Weapons.

Mr.Thouy
Minister For Hand Jestures(n)(n)
15-12-2003, 23:21
JEALOUSY ALERT

Mr. Joe Connell
Minister for Philosophy.
15-12-2003, 23:22
JEALOUSY ALERT

Mr. Joe Connell
Minister for Philosophy.
15-12-2003, 23:30
JEALOUSY ALERT

Mr. Joe Connell
Minister for Philosophy.

You are getting on bad terms with a military nation with a population 17.5 times that of yours, and with extremely close allies that more than double that figure. Do not trifle with me, fool. I can have your entire nation under my control in mere hours.
15-12-2003, 23:31
15-12-2003, 23:35
OH SHUT UP KEVIN LAND!!! YOU ****ING NOOBS NEVER KNOW WHEN TO *****ING SHUTUP! YOU GO ON AND ON AND ON! AND NO I AM NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE 3 THOUSAND NUCLEAR WARHEADS! SO SHUT YOUR *****ING MOUTH AND LET NATIONSTATES BE!
15-12-2003, 23:38
OH SHUT UP KEVIN LAND!!! YOU ****ING NOOBS NEVER KNOW WHEN TO *****ING SHUTUP! YOU GO ON AND ON AND ON! AND NO I AM NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE 3 THOUSAND NUCLEAR WARHEADS! SO SHUT YOUR *****ING MOUTH AND LET NATIONSTATES BE!

The Kingdom of Skullzz officially seconds that one.
CorpSac
15-12-2003, 23:39
CorpSac Demands ur nation to dis mantal the wepons for a nation as young as urs should not have Nukes. u have 2 days to disarm them. if not disarmed they will be disarmed by force.

Dr Nacasaki
CorpSac
Minister of MWD

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CorpSac nuclear Wepons have been put to DEFCON 2
CorpSac Bio Agents Wepons have been put to DEFCON 2
Armed forces prepare for armed conflit DEFCON 2

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15-12-2003, 23:42
The Fedral Union
15-12-2003, 23:58
Hey if hes not demnted. he can keep them im just worried if some one invades hell use them in his own region.
16-12-2003, 00:05
Hey if hes not demnted. he can keep them im just worried if some one invades hell use them in his own region.

A. What's wrong with being demented?

2. He's too young to acquire nukes, he shouldnt even claim it.
16-12-2003, 00:12
Seconds ago in Kevin Land...

The TV networks of Kevin Land went dead for a few moments, sending nothing but static to their viewers. Suddenly, every station started picking up the same signal:

http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/hypno2.jpg

You will obey the Great Leader Skullzz, and his noble adviser Lillith. You citizens are extremely angry at your government, violently angry. You will teach them a lesson in humility, my pawns. Kill the government pigs, and take the nation for yourselves!

As the skies darken, the front doors of millions of houses in Kevin Land open in unison, their occupants in a trance-like state, destined for the nearest government buildings to them... :twisted:
CorpSac
16-12-2003, 00:31
OOC: well most of the nations say u MUST be 1 month old befor u can have Nukes

IC: our Demands stand, u have 2 RL days to disarm and our Agents to watch this happen. ur we will only use WMD if they are used on us when we disarm u.

Genral Ni-chi
CorpSac
Minister Of war