15-12-2003, 22:36
As Minister Mincetro D. Slayer stepped up to the podium he yelled at his adviser.
His speech:
"8:00 yesterday morning Lockstock launched its first pacecraft, a bottle-shaped craft with Pepsi written on it, with Atmosphnoughts Richard Lock Baily, John Jackson Smith and Father Derrick Zolder for the LSP.\337s first flight. 1minute and 24seconds after takeoff, the ship had a fuel problem and (sniff) crashed into Hanger B at groom lake, and the seperation section crashed into (sniff) Ion Storm, Texas.
We bwlive the problem was that Pepsi was mixed into the fuel to make it 'Extra Tasty'."
Pepsi Co. is believed to be prepearing in case of law suit.
Following are pictures of the Groom Lake destruction:
http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/4/59/69/104945969rnCsCs_ph.jpg
He goes on to say that no one survived the crash.
His speech:
"8:00 yesterday morning Lockstock launched its first pacecraft, a bottle-shaped craft with Pepsi written on it, with Atmosphnoughts Richard Lock Baily, John Jackson Smith and Father Derrick Zolder for the LSP.\337s first flight. 1minute and 24seconds after takeoff, the ship had a fuel problem and (sniff) crashed into Hanger B at groom lake, and the seperation section crashed into (sniff) Ion Storm, Texas.
We bwlive the problem was that Pepsi was mixed into the fuel to make it 'Extra Tasty'."
Pepsi Co. is believed to be prepearing in case of law suit.
Following are pictures of the Groom Lake destruction:
http://community.webshots.com/s/image3/4/59/69/104945969rnCsCs_ph.jpg
He goes on to say that no one survived the crash.