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AR-22 Assault Rifle For sale

15-12-2003, 04:40
The JSA announces the most powerful assault rifle in the world*, the AR-22.
http://www.shootthemessenger.com.au/u_mar_98/film/st_1.jpg
Here, a JSA soldier fires a basic AR-22 during the JSA civil war
It holds 33 rounds of either teflon coated AP, hollow-point or full-metal jacketed .45 Long Rifle (actually 11x90mm) rounds. It can hold 2 additonal 32 round magazines on the sides.
An underbarrel .8 gauge shotgun hold 10 shells on a belt or in a box. Shell types are: lead slug, armor piercing slug, tungsten shot, high explosive fragmenting, inciendary, bean-bag and tear gas
http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=6e502460-1bc2-20c9-38bf-76be678c79dd&size=
The new-spec AR-22 main assault rifle.
JSA soldiers pride themselves on being able to wield a weapon of this wieght on the battle field as if it was lighter than an M-16A2, our previous std long rifle. The AR-22 is almost as lethal empty as it is will a full ammo load, it is so sturdy that it has bashed many skulls without so much as a scratch. The extra-long bayonet comes in handy as well.

A multi function laser/taclight sight that uses visible or ir light and IR laser and visible laser aimpoint is included in all std issue, as is a 3-6x zoom AGOG sight and strap. Removable foward grip is optional.

The sniper version of this rifle, which is basically the same as the std issue except for a 6-750x scope, a 22 shot straight mag, lack of full-auto fire mode, and removable shotgun is accurate at ranges up to 1,021 meters (current record with this rifle held by the top JSA sniper John ******) In full auto its rate of fire is 820 rounds per minute, prefered mode is multi burst which produces 330 rpm. There is also semi-auto mode and regular 3 shot burst mode. The shotgun can fire at full auto at aprox 240 rounds per minute or can be operated in single action pump mode to reduce recoil.

Also a squad automatic weapon version is now available. It holds a 40 round drum or a belt which feeds into a 400 round backpack or a 100 round hip pack. Its rate fire is 1000 rounds per minute, features a heavier, quick change barrel with vented barrel gaurds and a universal bipod/tripod/pintile mount. It can only fire in full auto and multi burst, and is slightly heavier.
http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=75356e1e-152a-1397-be0b-5340543721fe&size=lg
Here, President John's daughter poses with the AR-22 at the factory where they are built.

For the first time we are directly selling this rifle
to the public
Regular Version= $2550
Sniper Version = $2600
Squad Automatic Weapon= $2760
Johnistan
15-12-2003, 04:47
Must kick like a bitch
15-12-2003, 05:31
Our country would considering buying your product in bulk, if not for its unacceptable price.

However, we would like a quote on production rights... It may prove more economical to manufacture the weapons rather than buy them from a vendor.
15-12-2003, 06:15
Yes the "kick" or recoil is intense especially in full auto, this is the reason for multi-burst firemode, it compensates for recoil and increases accuracy.

Exonerate, if you place a large order, a considerable percentage will be taken of the cost.
15-12-2003, 06:22
How much for the president's daughter? :wink:
Liberated America
15-12-2003, 17:12
Liberated America Will take 2000 Standard and Sniper Types, and 1000 SAW Types.

Funds will be wired upon confirmation.
Jaxusism
15-12-2003, 17:24
How much for production rights? 15 billion?
New Genoa
15-12-2003, 17:46
How much for the president's daughter? :wink:

Yes, President Carter is in dire need of a one-night stand.
15-12-2003, 17:51
How much are prod. rights for your daughter? :lol:
Kajiraki
15-12-2003, 18:00
Oversized...ugly...unergonomical...such is the American way

Empress Kajiraki
Kazakhstania
15-12-2003, 19:32
So.....does it come with the girl?
15-12-2003, 20:09
I actually would rather just by the packaging, those little foam figure of egiths would be better at fighting a war. Also you could kill the daughter than stuff her with the foam peices then make a museum for ugly people.

" Oversized...ugly...unergonomical...such is the American way "
This would work with the daughter aswell as the gun.
Canada-Germany
15-12-2003, 20:22
That is one of the most cumbersome, ugly, useless things I have ever seen.


Oh, and the gun looks kinda bad too.

:lol:
15-12-2003, 20:28
I think we all agree... that joke has got old now...
Jaxusism
15-12-2003, 20:28
That is one of the most cumbersome, ugly, useless things I have ever seen.


Oh, and the gun looks kinda bad too.

:lol:

ROFLMAO!
15-12-2003, 20:28
I think we all agree... that joke has got old now...
Jaxusism
15-12-2003, 20:29
That is one of the most cumbersome, ugly, useless things I have ever seen.


Oh, and the gun looks kinda bad too.

:lol:

ROFLMAO!
15-12-2003, 20:43
*** Woodland cabinet briefing minutes ***
Defense minister: Prime Minister, I think we've found the weapons we need for our military, the AR-22 is just what we need. It comes in three standards and would enable us to blast our enemies away.

Prime Minister: Is it worth the money it is going to cost?

Finance Minister: I've been looking at the sums and I don't think we've got enough for what the defense minister wants, unless we can some how negoatiate a discount.

Prime Minister: Well I'm sure we could offer some sort of trade agreement to help them.

Finance Minister: Well we could I suppose offer them a reduction in the new automobile tarriff we recently imposed on imports.

Prime Minister: Excellent, see to it that it is done.

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Offer to Johnified America

Greetings fellow nation. It has come to our attention that you are selling some weaponary, that will be of use to our armed forces. We are prepared to offer you the sum of $10,000,000 for the following:
2500 Regular Version AR-22's
500 Sniper Version AR-22's
1000 Squad Automatic AR-22's

we realise that our offer is less than the market price and in addition to the fact that we are ordering in bulk, would like to offer you a 50% reduction in the automobile tarriffs we recently imposed on all imports.
Andrehervia
15-12-2003, 20:46
The Andrehervian government would also like to acquire the production rights for this rifle.

Please post how much you're willing to sell it for and I'll see if it fits in with our defence budget.
Eriopia
16-12-2003, 02:22
7,000 sqad automatic versions and 2,000 sinper versions of your amazing AR-22 assault rifles please.




*money wired*
TROUSRS
16-12-2003, 02:25
We will order bulk, but not for that price. 650 a piece for 1million regular and full price for 100 sniper.
16-12-2003, 04:45
Due to budget constraints we cannot order as many as we'd like... However, we'd like to hear your offer on the purchase of 288,000 rifles. If it is reasonable, we will buy them.
18-12-2003, 03:34
nice
18-12-2003, 03:41
Jaxusism, no prod rights for sale anymore.

Wood Land, the price for you is $10,435,000, you do not qualify for bulk order discount, you must order over 100,000 rifles to qualify.

TROUSRS, We don't sell to our own military for that low, these are advanced rifles, hell think of the price for an M-16 with an M203, it's well above $1,500 even at dealer cost. Ass tac light lasers and scopes ure looking at close to $2,000 anyway


Exonerate, 288,000 x $2550 = 734,400,000
minus 20% discount
Total: $587,520,000

Real orders confirmed.
18-12-2003, 04:58
Your offer is accepted, $587,520,000 has been wired.

We may purchase more, as our military increases in numbers...
Zarathoft
18-12-2003, 05:21
that gun, well the first picture atleast if from the movie StarShip Troopers......trust me i would now i have watched that movie about 100 times no lie
18-12-2003, 05:46
Yeah it is... great detective work... :roll:
Zarathoft
19-12-2003, 05:06
Yeah it is... great detective work... :roll:


i know!!!!!! I should be a detective!!!
20-12-2003, 03:32
bump
20-12-2003, 03:37
How much for the daughter again?
Canada-Germany
20-12-2003, 05:48
Hah hah, but really, The weapon does seem kinda unwieldy and cumbersom. Do you perhaps have a Carbine or Para version of it?
Sigma Octavus
20-12-2003, 07:04
(OOC: The gun pic itself is of a rubber model. Still, great movie. Crappy plot and acting, but action was good.)
21-12-2003, 19:31
actually its a plastic model on top of a blank firing rifle.. that movie owned plot action effect..awesome.. acting well it was good too...
Eriopia
22-12-2003, 00:59
has my order been confirmed?
22-12-2003, 01:03
we give 5.000 camels for the presidents daughter (Dont bring her, I was only joking!)
DASAmb
22-12-2003, 01:09
Oversized...ugly...unergonomical...such is the American way

Empress Kajiraki


What? The Girl?
PEOPLE KILLERZ
22-12-2003, 01:23
10,000 squad auto's and 1000 sniper versions please.




*money wired*