B Flat Major Goes Sharp
The Dictatorship of Turlop talks with The Empire of Rampant Newts and has decided to rise up aganst The Republic of Shapeshifter Assassins and The Rouge Nation of Von Lichtenstein. They sit there and plan after sending the formal notice
What are you going to war with me for!?! I didn't do anything wrong... yet. You will pay for this! Bwa ha ha ha ha! :evil: Don't mess with the best or you'll die like the rest!
Both of you may I ask, is this just a battle of two friends? Because for both of you they are your first post.
What's up with the title? I don't get it (Bb Major raised by a semi-tone is B Natural)
Well, I'm new at this at least. why?
Well, I'm new at this at least. Why? And the music references are a dedication to band class.
yes this is a fight between friends, were all bandmates
yes this is a fight between friends, were all bandmates
Well Newt and I are going to kick your behinds. Muahaahaaha we shall win. My ninja monkeys have been tranning forever for a chance to fight. So get ready for the ride of you lives. muahaahaaha ( yeah we all know each other its a "friendly" fight between friends ha i said "friendly" like its really going to be a nice fight. oh here you go would you like a cup of tea oh look my monkey bit your ear off. lol)
very funny turlop. anyways my assassins are coming to get you.
(BTW since I'm grounded squirrly gets to say what I'm doing since we're on the same side. Scary thought I'm giving her control of everything.)
very funny turlop. anyways my assassins are coming to get you.
(BTW since I'm grounded squirrly gets to say what I'm doing since we're on the same side. Scary thought I'm giving her control of everything.)
*Raises eyebrow.*
Ninja monkeys? Oh, now I'm shaking in my boots. I'm a rouge one, remember. 8) Your little pet monkeys stand no chance against my extremely advanced military. My soldiers can exicute a mission with such precision you won't even know they were there until they're gone.
*Raises eyebrow.*
Ninja monkeys? Oh, now I'm shaking in my boots. I'm a rouge one, remember. 8) Your little pet monkeys stand no chance against my extremely advanced military. My soldiers can exicute a mission with such precision you won't even know they were there until they're gone.
the embassador from Rampant Newts starts showering the leader of Von Lichtenstine with acorns, a dire insult among her kind. "Turtles and Newts will effectively bomb your butts! My secret "Measure 40" plan will be carried out soon. Fear me!!
Meanwhile, Turlop is shouting, "Nuclear Acorn, Nuclear Acorn! Yaaahhhhh!" And proceeds to almost fall of her chair in excitement.
Muwahahahhahaha!!! *send wolves and panthers to kill the monkeys* You shall lose!!
*The all powerful leader of Von Lichtenstein sat, arms folded and eyebrow raised as the acorns fell all around. The well educated leader sat thinking of the new weapons technology that Von Lichtenstein was discovering. A smile slowly played across the leader's lips.*
You all go ahead and play your little animal games, meanwhile I, as the leader of the Rouge Nation of Von Lichtenstein, will plan for a real war.
OH yeah like this is going to anything like a real war its going to be insults that we say in band. hey is there a squirle in your hair?
A squirrel? In my hair? I should think not. But you should be afraid of the nuke that's hiding up my sleeve. Heh, heh, heh.
Comming straight from hell, the Demon wolves invade Turlop. They kill everyone and thing they come in contact with. This causes general chaos in Turlop. Will the goverment act?
Good goin' Demon Wolves. Excellent idea. I was waiting for the first move, to tell you the truth. It's like the Cold War was. You shoot me, I shoot you. You leave me alone I leave you alone. I think we could arrange an alliance unless you work entirely alone.
Turlop had only 2 casualties cause while at the first sign of danger everyone else hid in their shells and where safe from all harm. The two that died where to stoned to think.
hummmm...an alliance...i think that could be arranged...... no funny stuff though i want a fair deal....... or i wipe out your population douwn to 100 or so....... :D
Who are you going into an alliance with? Hummm? :?:
Von Lichtenstein/ squirrly of course turlop, why did you not want me to wipe you out either?
after all you declared war on me first............muhahahaha... :twisted:
No. No funny business. And you must act likewise. No weird quircks that could betray either of us. Don't even think of pulling an Adolf Hitler when he broke the non-aggression pact between Germay and the Soviet Union and I promise I won't dream of it either. Deal? :)
Agreed, Von Lichtenstein. The leader of the Demon wolves thinks over this alliance and then sends her wolves to the capital of Turlop. The wolves promptly begin a masacre of Turlop's citizens.
Now that the bureaucrat of the Demon Wolves has attacked Turlop, the shapeshifters leave to take part in the masacre. Animals of various shapes and sizes atack. They seek one thing: the anilation of Turlop...
*The leader of Von Lichtenstein leans back in her chair and sends her elite group of soldiers out. Ruler over Von Lichtenstein only hoped all over her boys in blue would come back... they were very handsome. ((You know me. If I ran a country that's exactly what I would be thinking!))*
1. all citizens have hidden in shells so as not to be harmed by any of this war only soliders will be but they can't be found right now they are hidden very well to where no one or no thing will find them till they want to be found. (that means you cant find them even if you wanted to) 2 Why you ppl attacking me
Five Civilized Nations
26-12-2003, 02:34
I.G.N.O.R.E.D. for being war-hungry n00bs... But nice title...
I think you know why we're attacking. Measure 40.... Nuclear Acorns.... It's you who declared war first and if I'm in it then I'd better get a move on before you pull ahead.
While all this is happening the flying turtles are going over Von Lichtestine droping shell bombs. This distroys a 20 mile radious around the bomb. So pretty much taking out all around the nation. Now to bring in a new plan we are starting "Project A" project a is not a what its a who. so you can't really attack it. It's not like a missile.
a huge army of hockey monkeys skate into hell and kill demon wolves army with there hockey sticks so fast that the wolves couldn't defend from the attack. ( and no thay couldn't defend from the attack because my hockey monkeys can move as fast as the speed of sound when on skates but on ice they can move faster then the speed of light.)
Bwah ha ha ha ha! Too bad for you my boys in blue are invincible!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *Frap* My Major General just farted on you. THis means he does not give a flying monkey about you or your stupid hockey monkies. Die feind! DIE!!!
Not ignored!
*tags thread to make it easier to find*
Sorry for the intrusion. I like this thread and will keep on reading it silently from now on. Keep on! Nothing to see here. :D
Vomits
"Ahhhh band nerds"
::quietly realises that he is a recovering band nerd::
"AAAHHHHHH"
we'll find ur men in blue if they come on land there blue suits will give there where abouts veary fast when they come out of the water. ( excuse me but im no geek im a freak. and i don't like it when ppl make fun of others when thay have no Fing clue of who the ppl are. if u like it keep on reading if u don't then get lost no 1 is making u read this :x o and thank u for all the ppl that do like :D )
im not making fun of you. Band is great.
Wen i was in band for oh... 7 years me and my friends caled eachoter band nerds. great fun
I feel like I should declare war on all of you for being such a doofus swarm. :P However, I think that this will fit in the general scheme of things, as well as being almost as satisfying as a war.
::Runs through thread with bass guitar, swinging it wildly and knocking out all participants in the thread::
Now THAT'S great music.
*Clutches her hand to her forehead.* Why do I bother associating with such imbiceils? *Sigh* Mr. Hockey Monkey, my Boys in Blue aren't neccisarliy wearing blue. They could be wearing magenta for all we know. THe point is, they are invincible and there is only one way to get rid of them.... but I'm not about to tell you what that is now am I. Of course not. You go keep yourself busy trying to find a way to kill off my men while i finish desrtroying you and your little friends. *Beef!* *Leader of Von Lichtenstein looks over to her Major General and whispers to him.* You know, I can't keep having you fart like this im public. It's one thing to fart on Hockey Monkey but you really need to plug in once in a while. *To the rest of the onlookers.* Yes, on with the war!
:D Well thanks to all you who are enjoying our little war here. If you want to comment please keep it positive. That all I ask other wise we will stop posting here. Not that its happened yet just saying there are other ways for all of us to do this war we see each other everyday. So continuing on with this war. While the monkeys are doing there job there my turtles are planing something that would distroy a whole nation in a matter of 5 min.
i'll find a way to distroy ur men. remember my monkeys are fast so ur men wouldn't even know that thay where there. :) o turlop if i gave u a device that could freze every thing could u have ur flying turtles fly over there nation and freze the land there so i can take out there whole nation?
not a nerd i'm a freak.
The shapeshifters come to avenge the demon wolves. they fly into the hockey monkey's lands as dragons. they kill thousands. the monkeys have no chances of escape. the dragons fly overhead inceneration everything in their path.
ha ha u fool my land is made out of special ice that can't be melted by fire (how do u think they got so fast in the first place). pluss since my monkeys are on ice they move too fast for ur dragons to target them. i do lose some monkeys because thay just came out of tavern totally drunk. but i defend against ur dragons by shooting my special ice guns which takes out a few of ur dragons. o and thank u for the lovely ice statues :).
ha ha ha i have just made a new bomb the monkey fart bomb it contains over 20 monkey farts inside it and it smeals like rotten bannanas that's decaying from the inside. i have my hockey monkeys scate to the boys in blue and drop over 200 monkey fart bombs ha ha ha they have to breath some time then after they faint from the bombs my monkeys smack them to death with there hockey sticks. ( im soooo evil :twisted: )
((I'm not really sure how to respond to your insanity...))
*Ever omnipotent leader of Von Lichtenstein sat with her head in her hands. She sighed heavily, pondering the stupidity of her enemy nations.*
Have you ever, in your rediculusly pitiful life, heard of a gas mask? My Boys in Blue have the most advanced gas mask and nothing can penetrate it unless it is suitable to breathe. Besides, with my Major General, Sir Fartsalot, around *Pppft* *Glares at the Major General.* I think their system is quite immune to methane gas...
yo
I've been called to attack the monkey-thingys... go my mages and strike thy enimies with your magical thunder. Paladines, clear out the rest of the oppsing monkeys....
While all the attention is drawn away from the tutles they secretly went over every singel nataion and has covered it in ice causeing one giant winter wonderland to occure. muahaahaaha skate monkeys skate!!! Also there is planing of the use of Plan 21B cause Plan 21A didn't work like they wanted it to.
Henry Kissenger
21-01-2004, 07:05
are you going at war?
Yes we are suppose to be at war its a war in our own little weird band way. Its suppose to be fun and funny not serious and practical. so just read it and enjoy yourself and if ya want a serious war go start one of your own cause you are not going to find it here.
thank u turlop. now i have summen all of my special monkeys with there special hockey mask which can make them invisible. i send 100000 to van, another 10000000000 to shapeshifers, and another 1000000000 to solamina. i destroy all of there bildings covered in ice by the hands of my hockey monkeys with there hockey sticks, and kill every 1 that is there and they can't stop me because there land is coveren in ice and my monkeys move too fast on ice to defend. i end up taking a lil suviner from eatch nation :twisted:. thank u all for those lovely statues(sp) :)
woo hoo you guys our froum is popular it has the thingy that moves heehe this is so cool i feel really special right now. :!: :!: :!: :D
:x Hockey Monkeys??? wont work cuz your sticks break against my steel armor. Now, my mages cast "spell-binding circle", trapping them still. my dark-magic shamans now cast "nosterafu", sending them into a dark void. with nothing blocking my way, I send my shadow theives(or ninjas) to steal the blueprints of the ice-cannons, now all my alies have ice-cannons as well, U R GOIN' DOWN!!!!
Sniper rifels
26-01-2004, 05:26
all monkeys will fall under my power come Solamina let us attack :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
*An evil grin slowly spreads across the beautiful leader of Von Lichtenstein's face. She leans over and whispers into Major General Sir Fartsalot's ear. He blushes, giggles a bit, and leaves the nagotiation table. The Von Lichtenstein beauty leans back in her comfy swivle chair and puts her combat boot clad feet up on the table, completely ignoring the manners her mother tried to instill upon her. She laughes to herself as Major General Sir Farstalot releases his air on unsuspecting villians. The force of his blown wind was that of an F-10 tornado and everything in it's path is doomed to sudden destruction. As it turns out, Sir Fartsalot's intense intestinal disturbances were quite useful. Every living, breathing thing upon the surface of Turlop and Hockey Monkey have gagged themselves to death.*
Oh yeah, it pays to fart, baby!
*An evil grin slowly spreads across the beautiful leader of Von Lichtenstein's face. She leans over and whispers into Major General Sir Fartsalot's ear. He blushes, giggles a bit, and leaves the nagotiation table. The Von Lichtenstein beauty leans back in her comfy swivle chair and puts her combat boot clad feet up on the table, completely ignoring the manners her mother tried to instill upon her. She laughes to herself as Major General Sir Farstalot releases his air on unsuspecting villians. The force of his blown wind was that of an F-10 tornado and everything in it's path is doomed to sudden destruction. As it turns out, Sir Fartsalot's intense intestinal disturbances were quite useful. Every living, breathing thing upon the surface of Turlop and Hockey Monkey have gagged themselves to death.*
Oh yeah, it pays to fart, baby!
*An evil grin slowly spreads across the beautiful leader of Von Lichtenstein's face. She leans over and whispers into Major General Sir Fartsalot's ear. He blushes, giggles a bit, and leaves the nagotiation table. The Von Lichtenstein beauty leans back in her comfy swivle chair and puts her combat boot clad feet up on the table, completely ignoring the manners her mother tried to instill upon her. She laughes to herself as Major General Sir Farstalot releases his air on unsuspecting villians. The force of his blown wind was that of an F-10 tornado and everything in it's path is doomed to sudden destruction. As it turns out, Sir Fartsalot's intense intestinal disturbances were quite useful. Every living, breathing thing upon the surface of Turlop and Hockey Monkey have gagged themselves to death.*
Oh yeah, it pays to fart, baby!
my monkeys heard ur lil conversation and ran here when he left the table. and told us what he was going to do so pe prepared a defence to ur atack by geting all of my hockey monkeys and have them ice scate around my nation and causing a f 20 tornado that defends against ur smelly fart.
my monkeys heard ur lil conversation and ran here when he left the table. and told us what he was going to do so pe prepared a defence to ur atack by geting all of my hockey monkeys and have them ice scate around my nation and causing a f 20 tornado that defends against ur smelly fart.
Wow, you heard us? Well I'd hate to burst you'll extremely small bubble but you couldn't possible have heard anything that would have been usefull to you. All I had to tell him was "Narf" and he knew exactly what to do. Therefore, you are a liar and you just said that so that I would actually believe that your stupid little monkeys got away. :x
that is true my monkey spy didn't under stand what u told him. but when my spy saw ur general go out side and fart my spy went around the fart and warned some of the viligers but the time he got there the fart was almost there so he sounded the alarm so every monkeyto leave. i lost a few bildings and a few monkeys who where drunk and thought they where the flying monkeys from the wizard of ozz. i'll get u back for that.
to all the ppl that have been reading this im sorry that we got distracted from this and is no longer fighting. this is y me and my hockey monkeys a going north to the northpole to live with santa clause and play hockey with him and his elfs against me and my monkeys. we will no longer be in this war so i bid u all adew. good bye 8)
to all the ppl that have been reading this im sorry that we got distracted from this and is no longer fighting. this is y me and my hockey monkeys a going north to the northpole to live with santa clause and play hockey with him and his elfs against me and my monkeys. we will no longer be in this war so i bid u all adew. good bye 8)