War Declared On Terristan by USFU and HSK.
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 17:13
OOC : ive done this for my friends below, because im teaching them to RP. ( and spell , for some of you that were in the last topic... )However, all the reasons are what they wanted me to say, as are the authorization codes.
The United States of the Fedral Union, And the Hammer and Sickle of Kashmire hereby declare war on the terrorist nation of Terristan. Our claims =
1.) Assistance of Terrorism.
2.) Arrogance against our nations.
3.) Threatening of invasion and nuclear war.
We are backed up by The Peoples Socialist Republic of Hogsweat, and hopefully more allies.
In a statement by the Fedral Unions congress this morning, war was authorized by the words,
“ Make his ass grass”
And by the Kashmirian words of
“Pummel him into the ground comrade general”
This afternoon it is reported several Army Corp of the USFA and the HSK are moving into position.
claims 2 and 3 are false :roll:
um i think you will find they are true.
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The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:15
The fedral union is moblizeing its air forces navay and army we are awiteing orders to ship out.
*prepares for n00b godmod-fest*
:?
*prepares for n00b godmod-fest*
:?
i think we should cus youll be crying and god modding......
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The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:18
THe fedral union is farring over 1500 laser crusader tanks 1500 F-22'S 550,000 men , 3 nimitz class carriers 5 new york class super battle ships and 15 trident subs over to Terristan's borders.
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 17:19
As your official Nationstates spellchecker, i hereby check the following words...
Farring = i dont know WTF
Mobilizeing = Mobilizing
Awiteing = awaiting
cus = because ( msn slang isnt welcome on NS much... )
Terristan's god-modding in T-10 Mins i repeat T-10 Mins
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sorry i didn't reply, i've only just stopped laughing at your n00bishness.
:)
give up, this isn't gonna work
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:23
We are waiteing for our allies forces to move up to Terristan's borders with us before we commance the invation .
Weapons Of Mass Destruction are stood by ready for launch.
take that sucker!
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I just want to make sure that all people know that this war is at a hight tech level....not modern because if it was then U all would be god moding....
all understand?
HEIL KRAKEN :twisted:
Jaxusism
14-12-2003, 17:26
OoC : n00bs, your all a bunch of n00bs.
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 17:26
sorry i didn't reply, i've only just stopped laughing at your n00bishness.
:)
give up, this isn't gonna work
You firing an ignore cannon then, or are you gonna attack them back ?
+++++++++++++++
NS SPELLCHECK
Awaiteng = Awaiting
Or
Waiting
1 million conscripts mounting surrounding the nation of thingy (i forgot your name because you are such a n00b)
(and yes i do have enough troops to mount that attack)
i will leave heavy support to my allies but i will use 5 skyfurnaces and their escourts.
so prepare for enialation
(soz if any words are misspelt)
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Soviet Haaregrad
14-12-2003, 17:28
THe fedral union is farring over 1500 laser crusader tanks 1500 F-22'S 550,000 men , 3 nimitz class carriers 5 new york class super battle ships and 15 trident subs over to Terristan's borders.
OOC: And how did you afford all that little boy? :roll:
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:28
Lol sore losers lol
The fedral union is bringing in 1000 laser crusader tanks .
and 3 more new york class battle ships equpied with plasma shells .
also im bring in emp wepons . to disable any conter attacks .
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:28
Look at my econmy bone head.
Soviet Haaregrad
14-12-2003, 17:33
Look at my econmy bone head.
OOC:
Economy: Powerhouse
Population: 194 million
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities.
You don't have the population to support that. Not to mention your military isn't a priority.
Sorry for not sinking to your level and calling you names. :roll:
We have officially declared war on the country of Terristan and have pulled 104 simotaneous bombings on the front lines and some cities.
Look at my econmy bone head.
OOC:
Economy: Powerhouse
Population: 194 million
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities.
You don't have the population to support that. Not to mention your military isn't a priority.
Sorry for not sinking to your level and calling you names. :roll:
ever heared of FUTUREISTIC TECHNOLOGY you dont use men they are computer programmed.
god these peopele are real n00bs........
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New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:36
Look at my econmy bone head.
It's not the best thing in the world.
And seriously, you couldn't afford that much and still have an economy. Also, I'm laughing at the fact you can't spell your own name right. If you keep this up, the LORD will find you, and you will die at the hand of GOD.
OOC-LORD=Low Orbit Recon Drone, GOD=Geosynchronous Orbital Delivery
We have officially declared war on the country of Terristan and have pulled 104 simotaneous bombings on the front lines and some cities.
thank you!
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We have officially declared war on the country of Terristan and have pulled 104 simotaneous bombings on the front lines and some cities.
#
not another n00b!
New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:37
I'm very tempted to launch a couple satellites into orbit and pull a fast one.
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:37
New Empire im ignoreing you .
any way My troops are pouring over the enmmys border. along with the laser crusaders. and f-22's
We have officially declared war on the country of Terristan and have pulled 104 simotaneous bombings on the front lines and some cities.
#
not another n00b!
um your a n00b just look at when your nation was made and how many population he has and compare to mine......i thik you are more a n00b....
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Arribastan
14-12-2003, 17:39
you are ignoring him?
do you realize that you are the one godmodding?
New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:39
New Empire im ignoreing you .
any way My troops are pouring over the enmmys border. along with the laser crusaders. and f-22's
For what? I haven't done anything.
Also explain what
-Ignoreing
-enmmys (Emmys?)
means.
I'm very tempted to launch a couple satellites into orbit and pull a fast one.
i got weapons of mass destruction to help pull a fast one so he might as well give up.....
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New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:40
Education is a secondary priotority, but they cannot spell their motto correctly either.
"Democrsy rules."
Soviet Haaregrad
14-12-2003, 17:41
Look at my econmy bone head.
OOC:
Economy: Powerhouse
Population: 194 million
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities.
You don't have the population to support that. Not to mention your military isn't a priority.
Sorry for not sinking to your level and calling you names. :roll:
ever heared of FUTUREISTIC TECHNOLOGY you dont use men they are computer programmed.
god these peopele are real n00bs........
Well in that case...
*launches 1000000000000000000000000000000 n00kz0rz + n00kz j00!!!!!*
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There, now that we're on the same level, Terristan you should ignore these people, they obviously don't know how to RP properly.
Kashmiere read your telegram, our troops have also infiltrated eastern border, scrimmages have broken out, battles won, battles lost.
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 17:41
Terristan is now being invaded buy my froces .
Education is a secondary priotority, but they cannot spell their motto correctly either.
"Democrsy rules."
that really made me laugh
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 17:42
Bah
1) This is what happens if you cant spell right on a political game
2) That LORD and GOD thing was quite funny
3) The PSRH Government has reassesed the situation and has no intention of reinforcing this war
If your ignoring New Empire, then Terristan will ignore you. You cant have it both ways in an RP.
Kashmiere read your telegram, our troops have also infiltrated eastern border, scrimmages have broken out, battles won, battles lost.
ok
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New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:42
I'm very tempted to launch a couple satellites into orbit and pull a fast one.
i got weapons of mass destruction to help pull a fast one so he might as well give up.....
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Lady Maya
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Don't even need that. If you drop a 9 foot long, 1 foot wide depleted uranium rod from high orbit, by the time it hit's the ground, a blast similar to that of Hiroshima will occur. No radiation, either. Just a big crater.
New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:43
Bah
1) This is what happens if you cant spell right on a political game
2) That LORD and GOD thing was quite funny
3) The PSRH Government has reassesed the situation and has no intention of reinforcing this war
If your ignoring New Empire, then Terristan will ignore you. You cant have it both ways in an RP.
I invented the LORD/GOD thing when fighting a Christian Fundementalist... Pissed the hell out of him.
Soviet Haaregrad
14-12-2003, 17:43
Education is a secondary priotority, but they cannot spell their motto correctly either.
"Democrsy rules."
Well maybe the whole nation ate paintchips back in the day?
Hiroshima was a 2 mile square radius blast, not very big =\.
New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:44
Hiroshima was a 2 mile square radius blast, not very big =\.
Big enough to knock some sense into you, n00b.
may i suggest those over the age of 12 to leave this thread and let the little n00bs have their fun
Not when they are destroyed by simotaneous air-to-space missles, newb =\
Arribastan
14-12-2003, 17:47
@Northeas Prussia:
n00b. you don't have that many. i, however have been using nuclear powerplants for years. do you know how much depleted uranium i have? and i do have sattelites to launch them from.
When did you get involved in this conflict?
New Empire
14-12-2003, 17:49
Not when they are destroyed by simotaneous air-to-space missles, newb =\
Look, arsehead, explain how one hits something that large going at mach 20? You'll need as many boosters as the space shuttle to pull that one off. Also, at mach 20, you're going at around something like 4 miles per second. I could knock out your little godmod missiles with stealth aircraft equipped with microwave emitters. Or I could set the beams on a level that would cook the internal organs of every person in your little godmod-nation. Or I could mobilize 2 Arsenal ships and fire 1300 Cruise Missiles at your nation, each with a tactical nuclear warhead.
Arribastan
14-12-2003, 17:51
When did you get involved in this conflict?i will be involved against you n00bs, soon.
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 17:51
Um... How are you going to shoot down a uranium rod that is dropping in from orbit ? by the time its in range of your planes, it will fall so fast you wont see it. And if your capital city has been hit by uranium, you wont have time to retaliate. The president ( or whatever ) will be dead.
HSK and USFU, dont bother fighting these guys.
may i suggest those over the age of 12 to leave this thread and let the little n00bs have their fun
just leave us alone
i think you are 2 so bye go away.
give up this war and run away and never speak to us again befor this gets ugly so.....
you have 3 options
1.totaly go n00b like and god-mode
2.go away and leave us alone
3.stand where you are and wach your nation dissapear into a big black smuldering creator
pick one idealy 2
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i have left you alone, you are too funny to watch.
good choice.
this war lasted long.....
only about 30 mins befor it stopped
my army are going back to the my nation and the weapons of mass destruction are going away fo another time....
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New Empire
14-12-2003, 18:01
That wasn't a war! That was an excersize in outlandish August or under nation hypermobile circular manuvers. Otherwise known as godmodding n00bs going nowhere fast.
Hogsweat
14-12-2003, 18:01
Kashmire dont say you could reduce them to smouldering black crater, because frankly, you cant.
how could you call that a war?
i watched and laughed as a bunch of pre-pubescents "invaded" my nation wiv n00ks.
it was a bloody joke......
....but funny to watch your n00bishness!
Hogsweat, you were almost as bad as your legion of n00bs!
OOC: I will lend forces to Terristan as soon as he stops laughing (and myself as well). Thats if he will actually RP this.
Kashmire dont say you could reduce them to smouldering black crater, because frankly, you cant.
i never said i could
it was a option because all of us together and all my allies could do that.
i never said by myself.
hogsweat think and reak things properly........
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Lady Maya
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OOC: I will lend forces to Terristan as soon as he stops laughing (and myself as well). Thats if he will actually RP this.
hey its over
um i think you will find they are true.
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Soviet Haaregrad
14-12-2003, 18:13
OOC: I will lend forces to Terristan as soon as he stops laughing (and myself as well). Thats if he will actually RP this.
hey its over
Quit trying to cover your tracks...
The Fedral Union
14-12-2003, 18:26
Today victory celbrations all over the fedral union as the enemmy surrenderd the fedral unions troops are comeing back home.
OOC: I will lend forces to Terristan as soon as he stops laughing (and myself as well). Thats if he will actually RP this.
hey its over
Quit trying to cover your tracks...
well it is over so can a MOD please end this thread thank you
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