NationStates Jolt Archive

the falowing contrys are hear to discuss tearms of peace

Shildonia
Malatose
Aust
and The Fedral Union.
The summit is takeing place at the grad royal hotel in union city
we are currently awaiteing for the delgates to arrive.

The Premier of Malatose Plane lands and he quickly steps into his private car and leaves for the Hotel

I welcome you a

troop of marines gather to saulite as a gester of good faith

Accepting The Federal Union's offer, Senator Combe left New Eredron International Airport aboard a government airliner, expected to put down in Union City in eight hours. Consul Supreme McCallister, preoccupied with increasing terrorist attacks and rising tensions with foreign powers, will remain in the Eredron capital, keeping in touch with the senator via asatellite link.

Thares a Contigante of well decorated troops and officers waiteing to resive the delgates at the air port.

I just joined, but first I was wondering...if Malatose severed diplomatic ties with Manchindia, how is a peace conference still taking place?

Anyways, the Minister of Diplomatic Affairs, Minister Valnie, and a military attache have arrived via supersonic transport jet.

He will come back hes undre presshure . and i welcome you to the peace summit

The aircraft carrying the Shildonian delegation landed in Union City. The head of the delegation, Nigel Oakley, waited patiently in his seat while the plane taxied over to the terminal. During the flight he had read up on background to the dispute, as well as several briefing documents on the other nations delegates. As soon as the plane stopped, Nigel placed his documents in his briefcase and handed it over to one of his aides who would carry it off the plane. He stood up and smoothed down his suit, which had gotten a bit crinkled during the long flight, then headed to the exit to leave the plane.
After going through the welcoming ceremony (if there is one), he and his aides got into their cars and went to the hotel to wait for the conference to begin.

Shildonia we welcome you to the peace confrance the presdeint is waiteing at the hotel .

The people of The Kingdom of Skullzz have expressed their sympathy for the new nation of Manchindia's situation. Seeing as we are a dictatorship, I am not obligated to take action. However, I feel I must appease the people. Skullzz's personal interceptor is being prepared for takeoff as we speak.

we welcome you to the talks

we welcome you to the talks

Very well, I am on my way now.

Moments later...

Skullzz's personal interceptor makes an extremely high speed landing, nearly prompting airport ground crews to pull alarms. Blood red fireworks are shot into the air from missile tubes on the interceptor, and Skullzz leaves for the hotel driving his own black 1989 Corvette, escorted by four Hummers.

OOC: I like to make a good entrance. :wink:

:lol: Greetings from the presdeint of the fedral union .

OOC:Excuse me, I wasn't invited but I would like to know whether I could help. Also, if you would be kind enough to to sate my curiosity, I would like to know what the laws of Malatose states about it's territorys seperating from it and what the reasons were for the seperation in this case. :oops:

You can hjoin the peace summit .

At the hotel...

Skullzz has just arrived, and is acting very un-leaderlike as usual.

"Where's the food in this place? I'm F***in' starving! And Lillith DEMANDS lobster!!!"

*pets Lillith, the small tiger striped kitten in his hands*

"[babytalk]No crummy dry cat food for Lillith, no no no! Lillith wants lobster, yesssss she does!"

The Presdeint of the fedral union is sitting at the other end of the table looking at his watch . :?

The Presdeint of the fedral union is sitting at the other end of the table looking at his watch . :?

Where is the lobster? Lillith grows angry...

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The chefs bring out lobster and a bunch of other food .
the presdeint : Finly thare you are weve been waiteing hear 15 minits. :roll:

The Premier sits at the table....With an urgent look on his face

Shall we get this started?

The chefs bring out lobster and a bunch of other food .
the presdeint : Finly thare you are weve been waiteing hear 15 minits. :roll:

*yells at chefs* "You incompetent dimwits! You've upset Lillith! I will not have the personal adviser to Skullzz put through this kind of emotional pain again! You chefs are lucky this is a PEACE conference... :evil: "

The Premier sits at the table....With an urgent look on his face

Shall we get this started?

Now that the kitten is satisfied, yes. Let's get the turtles waxin'... er... let's get this conference started. :?

Presdeint robert : i Guess so we should waite for the other delgates tho .

Presdeint robert : i Guess so we should waite for the other delgates tho .

*belches* Why wait for those slackers? More grub for us without them anyways... :)

:lol: presdint robert : Ugh this is going to be a long summit

:lol: presdint robert : Ugh this is going to be a long summit

I hope not... Lillith gets cranky when she's tired, and I want to make it back home in time to catch the latest episode of "Delusional torture victims say the darndest things". :? I might have to have my servants tape this one...

presdint robert : :lol: you know you can pic up that show hear this hotel has satlite. tv.

presdint robert : :lol: you know you can pic up that show hear this hotel has satlite. tv.

Schweet... I just hope they don't play that tampon commercial 8 times in a row again, like they did LAST episode... :roll:

:lol: presdeint robert lol who needs to hear about girl problems that mutch .?

Without a word, the Eredron senator quietly slipped out of the Hotel and discreetly walked to his waiting car.

"Take me to the airport," he said.

Without a word, the Eredron senator quietly slipped out of the Hotel and discreetly walked to his waiting car.

"Take me to the airport," he said.

Sheesh, what's HIS deal? :?

presdient robert why did he walk out / :?:

Nigel stands up and says "These negotiations are going nowhere. In fact they have been hijacked by a derranged lunatic with the mental age of a 14 year old, who doesn't even have any interest in the fate of Manchindia. Now I came here hoping that we could reach a settlement that would avert a war. Unfortunately that seems unlikely, as delegates from other nations are already leaving, no doubt for the same reason as I am.
Now I would be happy to return for a peace conference, but I am not going to sit here and listen to this inane prattle.
Good day to you all". With that he walks out of the room, and gets in his car to return to the airport.

presdient robert why did he walk out / :?:

No idea...

*Lillith becomes restless and scratches her way out of Skullzz's arms, running down the hall. Skullzz chases, and finds Lillith staring directly at a man strapped with explosives. Skullzz pulls out a knife and stabs the terrorist in the chest, and cuts off the explosive vest.*

Skullzz: "What the holy crap? A terrorist? And where did I get this knife? Oh yeah... dinner table. :twisted: They don't need that silverware anyways."

Nigel stands up and says "These negotiations are going nowhere. In fact they have been hijacked by a derranged lunatic with the mental age of a 14 year old, who doesn't even have any interest in the fate of Manchindia. Now I came here hoping that we could reach a settlement that would avert a war. Unfortunately that seems unlikely, as delegates from other nations are already leaving, no doubt for the same reason as I am.
Now I would be happy to return for a peace conference, but I am not going to sit here and listen to this inane prattle.
Good day to you all". With that he walks out of the room, and gets in his car to return to the airport.

Goddamn deranged lunatics and their inane prattle... wait...

You're talking about ME, aren't you? :cry: Yeah, well you smell weird. And I happen to think you're a bit overweight.

Ok we need to get down to the issues NOW! tell me what your problem is ?!


I must go . its late hear lol see you guys tomrow.

The Veritasean delegate also grows tired of this ridiculous waste of time. He considers pulling out a gun and shooting the damned cat, but decides against it, for the moment.

"Unless these peace talks get under way soon, I see no way in which armed conflict can be avoided."

Prince Robert of Aust heir to the throne steps out of his smecially moderfied transport plane and into a bullet proof limousine on the way to the peace talks.
A few hours later he sits in a swivle chair, "Gentalmen, lets begin."

*Premier Rerek Gordonovich stomps into the room with three bodyguards*

REREK: "YOU! You inbred moron! Do you have any idea what you have done? You can't just launch multiple warheads, claim them nuclear and expect to get away with it! I had the entire nation on high alert, people were panicing and fifteen kittens were trampled! You don't deserve the position of power you hold, and I'm.... hmm... Ah! Arresting you! Expect to hear from the Hague any day now! GUARDS! Seize him!"

*Two of the guards march foward to seize "President Robert" by the arms*

OCC: Oh no not again why does every peace summet I go to gets wreaked like this?
Prince Robert brought out a colt revolver and fired 3 shots hitting the Body guards who were dragging away President Robert. His body guards finished them off. He ran up held the pistol to the Premier Rereks head, thern he fired blowing shards of brain around the room. "Now gentalmen can we begin? i suggest we arrand ether A) A pay off to the agressor or B) They get a certain portian of land."

Wtf?! touch me and your contry dies! :!: :x