"It's the transvestites, sir, they're attacking!"
Skittletopia
12-12-2003, 21:12
The newest addition to Skittletopia's armed forces
Now, we all know that one of the biggest factors in the outcome of a battle is the element of surprise, so what could be more suprising to the opposing force than the 1st Airbourne Transvestite Division, with Fantastic makeup,
http://www.angelfire.com/ma4/ravenscar/images/feathers.jpg
http://ongaku3.4mg.com/malice/moimme/moimme1.jpg
and a Fantastic gun!
http://web.tiscali.it/no-redirect-tiscali/ladiesweapons/immagini/fucili/Alexandra.jpg
If it's a mod that keeps removing this gun, then could you at least say "mod snip" so i don't keep putting it back?
Isselmere
12-12-2003, 21:43
We are interested in your transvestite technology. Tell me, does the mascara run or is it sweatproof?
We would offer the services of the Duke of Qualm's Own Interior Decorating Regiment (13th Logistics), which won this year's Annual Design Tattoo.
The Fedral Union
12-12-2003, 23:05
You people are sick :x :roll: :roll: Buntch of idiots.. :roll:
Zvarinograd
12-12-2003, 23:42
OOC:
That's thier humour, not yours, don't be rude to them and they won't be to you.
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Skittletopia
13-12-2003, 01:06
(all OOC:)
You people are sick icon_mad.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif Buntch of idiots.. icon_rolleyes.gif
well that's just spiffy coming from someone who spelt both "bunch" and "federal" wrong.
I SHALL PWN TEH TRANSVESTITES WITH 843905894367868969696969696996696969 N00KZ IN TEHIR PENISVAGIANS!!
Male transvestites have penises. generally they just get the same kick out of wearing a dress as most guys get out of wearing a suit. you're thinking of the transgendered types
IC: Isselmere, the Mascara is the height of trantech. The Fedral Union's trains have more chance of running than this stuff. and that's saying something. what do the interior decorators do? bust in a skylight and lock and load up some decent drepes?
Henleaze Avenue
13-12-2003, 01:19
Dude, don't badmouth those interior decorating squadrons... this one guy, he took out an Abrams with a roll of frilly wallpaper...
..I mean, come on now, you cannot tell me that's not hardcore...
Skittletopia
13-12-2003, 01:36
Dude, don't badmouth those interior decorating squadrons... this one guy, he took out an Abrams with a roll of frilly wallpaper...
..I mean, come on now, you cannot tell me that's not hardcore...
"What the hell is he doing sir?"
"he appears to be artexing the enemy's ceiling"
*gasp*
"I know son, i know, just thank God he's on our side"
O.O.C.:
Sick, twisted humour.
Skittletopia
13-12-2003, 01:46
O.O.C.:
Sick, twisted humour.
**bows**
I SHALL PWN TEH TRANSVESTITES WITH 843905894367868969696969696996696969 N00KZ IN TEHIR PENISVAGIANS!!
Knock it off.
Clan Smoke Jaguar
13-12-2003, 03:02
The newest addition to Skittletopia's armed forces
Now, we all know that one of the biggest factors in the outcome of a battle is the element of surprise, so what could be more suprising to the opposing force than the 1st Airbourne Transvestite Division, with Fantastic makeup
I could have sworn it was supposed to be 1st Battalion, Transvestite Brigade, Airborne Wing. And are you sure that isn't the wrong shade of lipstick for the army? :wink:
The Dominion of Tonooki is interested in purchasing some of your Fantastic model rifles. Our army needs to accesorize.
Skittletopia
13-12-2003, 21:31
http://web.tiscali.it/ladiesweapons/weapons.html
just give us the name and quantity and we'll quote you happy
Isselmere
15-12-2003, 17:28
The Duke of Qualm's Own Interior Decorating Regiment (13th Logistics) can sneak in behind enemy lines, infiltrate a command post, redecorate it so fashionably that the opposing commander is awestruck with admiration thus making him or her completely unable to receive communications from the front. They can reduce the most hardened veteran into a quivering mass of "I-don't-believe-it-it's-so-beautiful." As for artexing, sheer genius at work.