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I hate all of you, you all have dumb names, why are you still reading this, I'll get you good, BRING............IT...........ON.................................................for in the name of the mighty butt lice I will press on to absolute VICTORY!!!!!!!!

....................youre dead where you stand................

by far, the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. You should be cast from society forever so that no one else can become as stupid as you. :roll:

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
Filled out by: Kazaakisthan
Directed at: My apes bunghole (lol)

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[X] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I?d like to say: (check all that apply)
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Cheers and Good Day!

Charging INGORE cannon

Look, man, you can't win this. Only one reason why: you're just an overrated over confident n00b, and if you don't look out you'll get fried. Plus, if you think all our names are stupid, what the hell's up with yours? That thing about "total victory"? What're you going to do, take us on with 1000 peasents aremed with pitchforks? You're playin' with the big guys now, punk.

More dumbass remarks and Ill have to Carpet bomb you and Shell you into nonexistence.

I understand that Kazaakisthan and Euroslavia wear women's under wear on their head!
I also understand that they told me that Im stupid and should jump into a volcano


now i only got one thing to say to you...

i aint gonna lie to you
that hurt me
but................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .....................................................................................you suck
why dont you go jump into a volcano eh!!!!!!!!!!!

and as for you euroslavia
I'LL STUPID YOU

"I just have one word for you: 'Whatever'." - Ally Someone

plus i am friends with

And how would you know they wear lingerie? I'm mobilizing my...no, I'll send the National Guard on him. They need practice, and this will be their equivilent of a pay raise. I feel like using this guy's guts to grease the treads of my tanks. WHO'S WITH ME?

Thats it scum.
I have deployed 30 Mig's, 100 Heavy Bombers 40 Fu-27's and 4,000 180mm Heavy Howitzers to blast you into the stone age.
Bomb Bays have opened and your civilians are being carpet bombed and there is 100% panic in your cities everything is burning and now in come the jets dropping and shooting missiles into Military Bases....The small things you can even call that. My Artillery has commenced a 2 hour Barrage into your Country.
You are reduced to a smoldering wreck and your Civilians wander dazed as tent communities begin to appear.

Way to go Kazaakhistan. Can i please get a copyright on that????

Ehrenielegion

and he will kick yuor but

You are bombing my apes bunghole, aren't you? PLEASE SAY YES!

Im down with that and even thought apes goes to my school and is a good freing of mine i habe no control over his completely random and stupid actions. So, in the sense of an ally of ape leave me out of it

Ebolania recognizes your neutrality in this war. In the meantime, bombing raids and cruise missles have been launched at ape, and a ground assault will soon begin.

OOC: sheesh. Waste of Ammo.

Your 6 Million people wouldnt even help ape at all.
And good choice on staying out of it.

Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha

I want to see one of my fellow nations stomp you into the dirt you are made of.

Cluck wine makers have just completed worlds largest cork. Preparing to insert it into apes bunghole to stop the noxious fumes escaping.

yeah, 'cause they'd all die.

I propose a Coalition to wipe out ape once and for all. On second thought, no, cuz I think my great-great-great-great-great granddad could take this guy.

I have had just about enough of these loser, spamming, loser n00bs ruining the game by threatening to destroy the world while two friggin days old. Hey, My apes bunghole, why dont you go and join dirbetium's region, N00b Skyway. Your'll do really good here. In the mean time, why doesn't everyone else make a region devoted to killing planet nuking n00bs. I'd join that one in an instant. If this continues, I will make a resolution to nuke any itiot n00bs off the planet.

I agree in nuking noobs.

I have had just about enough of these loser, spamming, loser n00bs ruining the game by threatening to destroy the world while two friggin days old. Hey, My apes bunghole, why dont you go and join dirbetium's region, N00b Skyway. Your'll do really good here. In the mean time, why doesn't everyone else make a region devoted to killing planet nuking n00bs. I'd join that one in an instant. If this continues, I will make a resolution to nuke any itiot n00bs off the planet. My region, Diamond Star, is dedicated to stomping out all n00bs, bully's and dumbasses. Send me a telegram for the password.

I wasn't realy serious about making a nation like that, but if you wanted, you could make one and I could use one of my other nations to join it.

The oppresor, contact Aequatio if you want to use it.

Ape, I am arming all paccifists in my country with wooden sticks to whipe you out.

I wasn't realy serious about making a nation like that, but if you wanted, you could make one and I could use one of my other nations to join it. It had already been created. :D

im not even going to use a region to wipe out a two day old nation. I will ake care of this myself.

*"Sir. 10 AC-130s have been sent.
"That should be more than enough, Sgt."
AC-130s fly towards the dumbass nation.
Soon, the nation will be a hole in the ground.*

im not even going to use a region to wipe out a two day old nation. I will ake care of this myself.

*"Sir. 10 AC-130s have been sent.
"That should be more than enough, Sgt."
AC-130s fly towards the dumbass nation.
Soon, the nation will be a hole in the ground.* I like your style, from this day forward you have The Heavily Armed Nation of HyenA's full support.

*AC-130s fly through the dumbass nation, launching rockets, bullets, and shells at everything.
"Sir, the capital is a pile of rubble."
"Thats good Sgt. Send a message to the pentagon. Tell them we are getting ready to launch Cobalt bombs at the retard to ensure that there are no survivors"
"Yes sir" **walks off**"*
Claim your losses from the AC-130s (in this case, you would claim your survivors :lol: ) and if there are too many then we will send cobalt bombs over there.

I would like to request knowledge on the nations and surrounding areas of this infantile country. I would like to test a few of my Black Projects on that land if it will not harm any other nations.

This is juvenile. From here on, Thunderstraat automatically declares war on nations that:
-Have names beginning with "of"
-Flame, spam, or otherwise idiot
-Have polywordal names that are not all capitalized
-Have stupid names

All nations declared war on will be able to reverse our decision. Just come pleading to us and we'll tell you what to get and where to shove it.

This is juvenile. From here on, Thunderstraat automatically declares war on nations that:
-Have names beginning with "of"
-Flame, spam, or otherwise idiot
-Have polywordal names that are not all capitalized
-Have stupid names

All nations declared war on will be able to reverse our decision. Just come pleading to us and we'll tell you what to get and where to shove it. I do hope that me and my nation fall into none of those catagories.

We will assume that every structure has been destroyed and all that is left is people hiding un ashes and rubble.
*"Sgt, launch the cobalt bombs."
Silos open, and the countdown begins.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
Lauch annitiated.
30 cobalt bombs are sent saoring throught the sky towards the retard nation. Soon, they will enter space, fall on the nation, and all life will vanish.*
After This nation is a hole in the ground, and after the radiation has cleared. We are planning on cleaning up the place and using the land for stores and ####.

Thirty minutes before the missiles hit, a truck rolls away from the scene of devistation.

The prime minister gave this statement.

People, of Kazaakisthan it is a new day, and with it brings news of a new scientific discovery. We have taken some retards from a nation of retards and are currently testing there brains to see what the cause of it is. So far we hve founf 4 pairs of keys several hundred match sticks and other objects. All where forced through the ears.

OOC: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OOC notice the dumb fuck hasnt replied for a while now......

OOC notice the dumb f--- hasnt replied for a while now......

It looks like the cork worked. :D

FPS News:
"Today, the Free Pacific States embassy to 'My apes bunghole' was overwhelmed with civilians attempting to escape a war their idiot leader started. At this time, 5,999,999 'My apes bunghole' people have been evacuated from his nation, along with the FPS embassy. The citizens seem rather normal. their leader remains the only person left in the country, and is expected to be dead very soon. For FPS news, I'm John Tryson, and I'm getting the hell out of this city before it gets nuked."

A robotic voice inside the control room section of Hyena's office says
Black Project Destro Initiated

Nuclear Railgun Armed

Missle Range: far enough
Destruction Radius: 11km

...30 minutes later...

Warheads Activated

Hyena addresses the other nations
The system awaits my launch code and with everyone else's permission I will gladly send one of my new magnet powered rockets to turn The Nation of My Apes Bunghole into a big lake.

No, HyenA does not fall into any of these categories, except maybe the dumb name, which he is exempt from by virtue of being much, much bigger than me.

The cobalt bombs have all fallen, and there is no way what at all that there is a single living inhabitant in the tard nation. Knowing this, units come in from pain and misery with machines to clean up some of the radiation.

No message, just another post in my postcount.

Cluck wine makers have just completed worlds largest cork. Preparing to insert it into apes bunghole to stop the noxious fumes escaping.

He He. *Snort* Good one.

look im sorry you dont have to smear my guts on yuor tanks our feed my peasants dog crap................................................................................................ .............................................................im just so lonely and i need someone to just take over my country so i don't want it anymore see im a rookie at this dumb game.



just please dont have my ass carpet bombed or rpg-ed......please i need my ass cherrrrrrrio ( for those of you retards that still dont get it
i want you to destroy me or conquer me that is why i called you gay and stupid and anyway i like volcanoes

I know my six million wouldnt have done anything, thats why I stayed out of it. Besides ehrenlegion is a nation geared more towards victory through deception and highly trained assasins. Saying that is anyone selling any high powered long range rifles with long range sopes?

I know my six million wouldnt have done anything, thats why I stayed out of it. Besides ehrenlegion is a nation geared more towards victory through deception and highly trained assasins. Saying that is anyone selling any high powered long range rifles with long range sopes?

That's the strangest reason for a war I've heard in quite awhile.

:shock: This guy is a compleat idiot delcareing war on evry one :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

:shock: This guy is a compleat idiot delcareing war on evry one :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:

Bunghole. why don't you lurk for a while? Then make a new nation with a better name... things ending in "ia" are preferable, however anything never-before-seen will do, like "Paratoadia" or "Sogananaland."

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