NationStates Jolt Archive

It had been a wild night at the Fuggolian Imperial palace, guests from all over the world had been invited and this one had been less like a formal state dinner and more like a teenage party.

Emperor Maulan was drunker then a Fuggolian teenager drinking Cider for the first time, he'd been escorted up the Imperial Chamber by some very willing chamber maids, a palace guard let the Emperor and his soon to be conquests inside and said nothing. It was an unwritten law of the Palace, what happened in the Palace, stayed in the palace.
Maulan reached for the phone to order some champauge. Unfortunately picking up the big red phone which connected directly to Strategic Missle Command.

Maulan slurred down the phone "I vaaaaaantish a bootle of Bubbly and and an Extra hot pizza, thank you!"

Aboard Battle Station Zues:

General Mortimer: "Code Red!, Maulan wants the world bubbly and hot! Begin firing at locked targets, full weapon spread.

all because of a drunken Emperor, Fuggolia land/ Sea/Space based ICBMS, Rail guns and other such devices begin firing on random and not so random nations everywhere.

OOC: thought this may amuse, if you would like my weapons to accidently hit your nation, just say so.

*bump*

ooc: hehehe, why not. The elections are stalled and we just had a civil war. Hows about wiping out my little tiny international airport.

OOC: You can launch ICBMs at me, but I'm gonna guarantee a massive and explosive retaliation...

Aboard Battle Station ZEUS, the full magnitude of what has happened is being realised.
Maulan, however has passed out and can't be woken, it is up to the Senate and Senior Military staff.
Aboard ZEUS, General Mortimer watches in horror as missles fly everywhere, 30% have been deactivated, but 70% are still on target, thankfully the mistake was realised before the Rail Guns were activated.
Although many of the missles are falling harmlessly, many are heading for populated nations, the first to hit is heading directly for Exetonia.

Mortimer calls his counterpart their to explain exactly why several missles are heading for his nation................*

*OOC: Exetonia, care to provide the conversation between the two generals?

additional: a least five missles arew heading for "Five Civilised Nations" the missle trajectory are being transmitted to their goverment in the hope they can be shot down.

"Come again?"

<insert your reply here>

"Holy mother and daughter of God? Really, that little!!!! We've got civilians down here godddam it. Get rid of them now!!!! Please for the love of god fget rid of them."

<insert your reply here>


"It's to....." Transmission lost

Come again?"

We have FIVE, I repeat FIVE. Thermo Nuclear Armed Intercontinental Ballistic Missle heading straight for you, it is an Accident. Say again, Accident, Maulan kinda gave a Drunken order."

"Holy mother and daughter of God? Really, that little!!!! We've got civilians down here godddam it. Get rid of them now!!!! Please for the love of god fget rid of them."

"We are doing the best, we have transmitted all information on the missles, we are trying to get a remote transmitted to deactivate the warheads, am transmitting all the information we have to heelp you shoot them down."

A cruise missile passed through the interdimensional warp and flew over Da'amfeck. The military shot it down within five seconds and we're sending a squadron of Geforcian FireFly's to see where it came from. If fired on, they have orders to retaliate.

We have found the bunker that they were fired from and the squadron leader is requesting permission to land at the airfield nearby. We would like to land so that we can establish relations with the nation that fired the missile and find out why we were targeted.

Daamfeck, this missles were launched by accident, we will reinburse any damage, however, do not enter our airsppace or the next volly will not be accidents.

We are already in your airspace, requesting permission to land. If we do not get a reply soon we will leave, on hostile terms. If we get permission to land, we can figure all this out. If we are fired on, we will bomb the hell out of you. How do we know it was an accident?

Well, it doesn't really matter does it, you are a bug compared to my nation.

Dammfeck population- 157 million

Fuggolia Population 1.311 BILLION.

now, take what you have been offered and LEAVE.

=Interceptors are on standby

The FireFly's flying in circles above your airbase turn in unison and speed off towards the horizons, thrusters leaving long trails of glowing gas behind them. The get to an area of thin space-time and open a portal, which they fly through, closing it behind them.

We have not been granted permission to land. Da'amfeck will not be sending an embassy to your country. We are now on hostile terms. At the slightest provocation, our war machine will be kicked into gear, and you will regret your actions.

By the way - population doesn't matter. We have the most highly trained troops with the best equipment in our world.

*as Beam of firey-death-with-pointy-teeth blows up another ninja bunker* um... eep!

um... sir... sire.... um, hi

The Nation of Fireheart is.. um... within your firing... er... accident. I think.

well, sir.... My ninja's dont really do well in... er.... space and last time we tried, we got crispy tantos raining down on us.

um... could we... ally with you... as to stop the fire on our homeland. yes! that sounds like a good thing! ally... yeah, that would be good. much damage. much damage indeed. yeah.

so a cease fire would be... nice.... yes... and we will give you all the ninjas you need on your space conquest... um... just a warning, though... thats all I have for personell in space at the moment... All you need to do is pick them up as they float by.

Its win-win! you... you get more crew members... for your um... conquest... and my ninja's get saved!

thank you

Ambassador Meowmix

The FireFly's flying in circles above your airbase turn in unison and speed off towards the horizons, thrusters leaving long trails of glowing gas behind them. The get to an area of thin space-time and open a portal, which they fly through, closing it behind them.

We have not been granted permission to land. Da'amfeck will not be sending an embassy to your country. We are now on hostile terms. At the slightest provocation, our war machine will be kicked into gear, and you will regret your actions.

By the way - population doesn't matter. We have the most highly trained troops with the best equipment in our world.

We take it back. On closer inspection of your nation, our intelligence agents noticed that you are a member of the Weed Nations. We are sending an ambassadorial delegation and we are hoping to maybe start a trading alliance? :D

"Shibby," to quote from the great Book of Da'amfeck.

http://www.angelfire.com/rnb/clubmike/nwo/weed.gif

:D

It is good to see you come to your senses, trade may be arranged.

It should also be noted that most people here would agree when I say population does matter. I could say my troops are better trained then yours then it would degenerate into stupidity.
Also even if your soldiers are better then mine, my sheer numbers would over whelm you.
put it this way, who would win 1 SAS commando or 200 Iraqi conscripts on an open battlefield. The commando may kill a few, but would eventually loose.

Oh and Fireheart, our apologises, the cheque is in the mail.

*Kazakhstania coast*

Regular beach patrols zoomed in buggies up and down the roads, passing bunkers and artillery positions. SAM sites and AA vehicles sat at regular intervals. All was normal, then.

At radar station Java, a long range radar picks up a strange signal. The experienced officer on watch recognises what it is.....

"ICBM!!! Alert!!! Wind up the Patriot"

A patriot battery nearby comes online, and fires all four missiles at the ICBM. Amazingly....they all miss. The ICBM screeches for the mountain nearby....

"Take cover!!"

A message is sent to all patrols to find cover, and the military bases around the mountain. Soon, a nuclear explosion takes 500ft off the tip of the mountain.....

Killed: 2 hillwalkers. 89 Sheep
Wounded: 1 Mountain.

Fuggolia wires another cheque.

A missile is tracked over Coreworlds, but it is shot down by our SDI lasers (ground-based). NBC troops rush to pick up the missile, but some radiation still leaked out, and months later, milk will unexplainably glow in the dark.

"All right, who shot the missile at us?" Ryan Walter, SecState angrily asked. As the President and Vice-President are out on a summit visit, day-to-day running of the nation devolves to the Speaker of the Senate and the Secretary of State.
"Sir. It was tracked from the nation called Daamfeck." an aide said.
"Great! At least our lasers are working. Send an angry message back to that nation."

[code:1:e82fe4a194]What the heck is going on!? Why did you shoot that missile at us! We have done no wrong to you![/code:1:e82fe4a194]
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Ryan Walter
http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Yahiko/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://pobladores.lycos.es/data/pobladores.com/da/mb/damballa_hiko/channels/la_pagina_manga_de_yamao/images/yahiko.jpg

oops. double post.

:D

It is good to see you come to your senses, trade may be arranged.

It should also be noted that most people here would agree when I say population does matter. I could say my troops are better trained then yours then it would degenerate into stupidity.
Also even if your soldiers are better then mine, my sheer numbers would over whelm you.
put it this way, who would win 1 SAS commando or 200 Iraqi conscripts on an open battlefield. The commando may kill a few, but would eventually loose.

Oh and Fireheart, our apologises, the cheque is in the mail.

Cool!

You have good points, but you aren't going to deploy your entire army into my country. Besides, any army larger than around 10 million soldiers is simply too big to hold itself together; it would degenerate into infighting and numerous coups. It would also be enormously expensive to feed, clothe, and arm them. Me on the other hand, I have around a million soldiers, all with state-of-the-art battle technology and four to six years of training.

My airforce also undeniably kicks ass.

No doubt you would crush me, but I would put up a great fight. Especially since my puppets would quickly come to my aid.

OOC: read the thread, Im the missle lobbing fool.

:D

It is good to see you come to your senses, trade may be arranged.

It should also be noted that most people here would agree when I say population does matter. I could say my troops are better trained then yours then it would degenerate into stupidity.
Also even if your soldiers are better then mine, my sheer numbers would over whelm you.
put it this way, who would win 1 SAS commando or 200 Iraqi conscripts on an open battlefield. The commando may kill a few, but would eventually loose.

Oh and Fireheart, our apologises, the cheque is in the mail.


Cool!

You have good points, but you aren't going to deploy your entire army into my country. Besides, any army larger than around 10 million soldiers is simply too big to hold itself together; it would degenerate into infighting and numerous coups. It would also be enormously expensive to feed, clothe, and arm them. Me on the other hand, I have around a million soldiers, all with state-of-the-art battle technology and four to six years of training.

My airforce also undeniably kicks ass.



No doubt you would crush me, but I would put up a great fight. Especially since my puppets would quickly come to my aid.


Yes, but I'd bombard you into summision with an unholy amount of ordinance first, anyhow
that is beside the point ;)
Trade can begin, enjoy our mighty ganja stocks!

OOC: read the thread, Im the missle lobbing fool.

OOC: ACK! My brain's on the fritz today... :oops: .

IC:
"Uh, sir! Correction, it's actually Fuggolia that launched the missiles. Recommend you withdraw that last statement and send it to that nation."
"All right."

[code:1:3ded2f68ed]Sorry, Daamfeck, wrong message.[/code:1:3ded2f68ed]

[code:1:3ded2f68ed]To: Fuggolia, this time.
From: Coreworlds State Department.
We demand an explanation as to why you lobbed the missile at us. I hope it's not a prelude to war.

Signed,
Ryan Walter, Secretary of State[/code:1:3ded2f68ed]

Cool. We're sending 25 jumbo-jets full of great weed to your country.

Emperor Maulan sits stoned out of his skull on Daamfeckian Weed.

"Well, what do you know, you lanch some random missles and get some fantastic gear! We should do this more often!"

General Mortimer: "Erm sir, we still are getting angry reports from nations we hit, what shall I say?"

Maulan: Jeez, I dunno, man, like get them to chil, send them a cheque and some chocolates, and have a toke on this.

Mortimer does so.

Mortimer, yeah sir, you know we couuld make a really killer bong from one of those empty mislle Silos.

"Yeah, General dude, lets get the whole senate over for a smoke, get some of those irate leaders over too, perhaps that will chill them out."

[code:1:725e73b8a1]Oh, and one more thing. WE DON'T SMOKE WEED! Although the chocolates are pretty good. Now I suppose this is an accident, but the fact that our satellites and other intelligence report that weed is being bought and sold like candy leaves much to be desired.
-Ryan Walter, SecState[/code:1:725e73b8a1]

Emperor Maulan attempts to read the report, but is having trouble, for one he has red eye and another he has covered it in pepperoni pizza.
He shouts over to one of his generals for thier assitance, but most are too monged to speak, with that he uses the report to roll an enormous spliff.

"No response, sir."
Ryan sighed. He wants to bite the stupid leader on the head, but they're too far away. "Not surprising, with all that weed traveling over the nation. Any way we can soberize them?"
"Nope. Only time will tell."
"Great."

additional: a least five missles arew heading for "Five Civilised Nations" the missle trajectory are being transmitted to their goverment in the hope they can be shot down.

The money spent on the Dauntless Anti-Ballistic System did not go to waste. A minute after the the missiles left their silos, hundreds of SAMs sites and dozens of Archer Long-Range Anti-Ballistic Missile Launchers were activated. Within seconds, the Archer LRABMs had acquired their targets and five Archers were launched at the approaching ICBMs. At the same time, the 3rd Space Fleet under the command of Fleet Admiral Nemo Ticonderoga was ordered into earth orbit and if any other attack was launched from the Zeus Platform to destroy it...

The King of the Five Civilized Nations awakened from sleep was extremely disturbed and angry. He sent a long tirade to the leader of Fuggolia demanding a valid explanation. In the meantime, he gave a televised speech...

OFFICIAL Speech

Today at 4:00AM this morning, the Five Civilized Nations was inexplicably attacked by five space-launched intercontinental ballistic missiles from the nation of Fuggolia's Zeus Space Platform... Although our Dauntleses Anti-Ballistic Missile System was activated and neutralized the threat, the military of the Five Civilized Nations has been placed on its highest alert. The Primary and Secondary Reserves will be called up. The military numbering over 5 million will be placed on standby until Fuggolia gives a good explanation. Otherwise, the Five Civilized Nations will consider Fuggolia an enemy and a state of war will have occurred...

Maulan is is woken from his slumber by the sound of his top Generals and aids giggling and laughing.

"Whats going on?"

Mortimer- "the intercom doohickey is flashing at un like a great big pair of eyes!"

Maulan-"really cool!"

Maulan opens the inbox and re-reads the message from Coreworlds.

"Sheesh, they really need to get stoned" -Maulan takes a bong that is offered to him and takes a hard pull.

"get someone who isn't munted to tell them that the really need to smoke some weed. And invited them over for a smoking session"

Yeeeeeesh sir!

"And someone get the cook to send up more pizza!"

TRANSMISSION to Fuggolia

This morning at 4:00AM, the Five Civilized Nations was attacked by intercontinental ballistic missiles launched from your Zeus Space Platform. Although we managed to destroy all the missiles launched with our Dauntless Anti-Ballistic Missile System, we demand a full explanation from Fuggolia in regards to this attack. The Five Civilized Nations demand a full apology and the dismantlement of the Zeus Space Platform.

If these demands are not met, a state of war will hence occur between our two nations...

Maulan, still off his nut, calls over his generals.

"guys, read this, more irrate people, will these guys just lighten up?! I was drunk it was no bbig deal, we sent them the co-ordinates and everything.


additional: a least five missles arew heading for "Five Civilised Nations" the missle trajectory are being transmitted to their goverment in the hope they can be shot down.

The money spent on the Dauntless Anti-Ballistic System did not go to waste. A minute after the the missiles left their silos, hundreds of SAMs sites and dozens of Archer Long-Range Anti-Ballistic Missile Launchers were activated. Within seconds, the Archer LRABMs had acquired their targets and five Archers were launched at the approaching ICBMs. At the same time, the 3rd Space Fleet under the command of Fleet Admiral Nemo Ticonderoga was ordered into earth orbit and if any other attack was launched from the Zeus Platform to destroy it...

The King of the Five Civilized Nations awakened from sleep was extremely disturbed and angry. He sent a long tirade to the leader of Fuggolia demanding a valid explanation. In the meantime, he gave a televised speech...

OFFICIAL Speech

Today at 4:00AM this morning, the Five Civilized Nations was inexplicably attacked by five space-launched intercontinental ballistic missiles from the nation of Fuggolia's Zeus Space Platform... Although our Dauntleses Anti-Ballistic Missile System was activated and neutralized the threat, the military of the Five Civilized Nations has been placed on its highest alert. The Primary and Secondary Reserves will be called up. The military numbering over 5 million will be placed on standby until Fuggolia gives a good explanation. Otherwise, the Five Civilized Nations will consider Fuggolia an enemy and a state of war will have occurred...

Maulan issues a apology, stoned off his tree: "Geez guys! no harm done, back off and smoke some of this weed with us." "it was an accident, won't happen again, my bad, my mistake!"

Meanwhile, other Fuggolia officals prep Fuggolias Air/Sea/Land and Space forces in case FCN attacks.

"Also they can ramm any thought of us getting rid of ZUES up thier.........."

"faces?"

"YES!, besides, many of the missles were land based!"

A missile streaks towards the nation of NeoTokyo II, but is quickly downed by the esteemed Prime Minister Tetsuo (telekinetic attack). The Emperor Akira has this to say, psychically slamming the words into Fuggolia:

<Who dares seek to destroy our beautiful city-nation?! Woe to he who has sought to destroy NeoTokyo, for he will get his just desserts, if he doesn't offer an explanation!>

http://www.lool.net/Akira/pics/manga/Akira_chamber.jpg

He ain't very happy, that's for sure.