NationStates Jolt Archive


im sellin nukes

11-12-2003, 06:45
hi, im sellin nukes, anout 3 or 16 somewhere around there, uh, yeah so, the goin price is about $300...so get em while their hot!!! :!:
Kamrad Stalin
11-12-2003, 06:47
Ill take all 16.
*money wired*
Austar Union
11-12-2003, 06:49
Shiny Ball, you cant sell Nukes coz you dont have them. You have to be 1 rl month old to have them...
CRIMALY InsaNE
11-12-2003, 06:50
BAh i can make em cheeper
12-12-2003, 14:15
why the hell do these young nations think they can make nukes there very hard to make and only nations that are old should be able to make and even if young nations could make em think what would happend they blow up in the docking area
12-12-2003, 14:59
I am a young small nation (but not a newb i have had about 5 nations, and i play nationstates since april 2003)...

Now, don't make nukes like that, DON'T SELL THEM FOR 300 bucks (cuz that couldnt even buy you an AK-47) and don't go all like

-Hey u, im sellin n00ks...

-i have no idea who you are but ill take them.

-Ok stranger, thank you for buyin my nukes

-*money wired*

You dont just sell nukes, especially not to somebody you dont know. And you dont 'wire' money. I allways thought you neede heavy transport to send nukes to somebody. And then, money wired, is pathetic. I would send a diplomat with about 20 secret service guards, carrying a suitcase with the money in it, going to the ministry of defence, to first have a little diplomacy on those nukes, setting a REAL price, and then selling the nukes. After that, you ship them in boats guarded by your navy to his country. ALSO! YOU DONT JUST HAVE 16 NUKES LAYING AROUND, UP FOR SALE! That's rediculous!!! I had a nation of about 700 million people and the biggest thing produced, was SCUD launchers, who we cant use for offense, because i signed a treaty at a Diplomatic Conference!!! NOW THAT IS RPing!!!!!!!

****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****
Eredron
12-12-2003, 15:02
People are so ignorant.
12-12-2003, 15:06
And again: the battle between the tough older generation with their undefeatable statements against the naïve kids, always fun to fill your afternoon with such arguments.
Layarteb
12-12-2003, 15:32
n00b'd thread!
12-12-2003, 15:57
Stop that, stop that, this is all getting much too silly.
12-12-2003, 18:07
Nations should only be able to sell nukes if they are powerfull and responsible nations and if they have a Uranium industry (in which I have by the way) not young nations with a pop of about 5 million and who don't have a Uranium industry or any weapons industry or a good military budget. I mean seriously! :x
imported_Comdidia
12-12-2003, 18:09
I love cardboard nukes they cant touch me thanks to the constant rain. (seriously people you cant sell nuclear weapons for 300 and expect to make money :roll: )

edit- read it wrong thought it said 500 not 300. You can't buy anything except maybe a handgun for that. (m4 for law enforcment is like 900 minimum)
12-12-2003, 18:12
Nations should only be able to sell nukes if they are powerfull and responsible nations and if they have a Uranium industry (in which I have by the way) not young nations with a pop of about 5 million and who don't have a Uranium industry or any weapons industry or a good military budget. I mean seriously! :x

No they shouldn't, because they would disbalance the game. I could give you a large explanation, but i am to tired now, so you will have to wait
12-12-2003, 18:35
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12-12-2003, 18:48
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[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
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With special thanks to: Kazaakhistan. from who i have copied this form.

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I am opposed the fact that homo is an insult, it's just an other part of the society, and as you know, I like to quote

fear for a name only enlarges fear for the person who has to carry that name

Maby not from a smart filosopher, but from a talented wizard.

So when I see that word used as an insult, I shall not let my fingers rest until that mistake has been put to justice.

BTW: I will become a professional quoter, it's the job I always dreamed I would have :P
12-12-2003, 22:19
i am sorry to any young nations i will retake what i said (newb not young nations)