NationStates Jolt Archive

In response to the posting of South Pacific's national anthem we post our own.

Whittier, the Beautiful

In the foothills of the Whittier Mountains
Kepe Takano Ish pi Whittier
That's how the primitives say it.

In Pico Rivera's little Neandertalia:
Aasuten Whittier kabela

and in the uranium mines of Los Angeles
its Qautisha shinez Whittier
are the words you'll hear

And you'll hear Kalingo Istof Whittier by the Australipithicine border

We have a lot of ways to say it
and many ways to play it

And every one likes Whittier

O beautiful
mountains of Whittier
with clear blue skies
for deer in the spacious forests
for green pasteurs in the valley
and the majestic lakes full of majesties
and the most compassionate people on earth
Whittier, Whittier,
God has shed his grace on thee
and crowned thy good
with brotherhood
from the woodlands to city lands.

We just use "In God's Country" by U2

Ours was written bu the Doobie Brothers which goes

When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
down around San Antone
and the folks are risin' for another day
'round about their homes.
The people of the town are strange
and they're proud of where they came.

Well, you're talkin' 'bout China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

Well, the preacher and the teacher,
Lord, they're a caution, they are the talk of the town.
When the gossip gets to flyin' and they ain't lyin';
when the sun goes fallin' down.
They say that the father's insane
and dear Missus Perkin's a game.

We're talkin' 'bout the China Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, China Grove.

But ev'ryday there's a new thing comin',
the ways of an oriental view.
The sheriff and his buddies
with their samurai swords,
you can even hear the music at night.
And though it's part of the Lone Star State
people don't seem to care,
they just keep on lookin' to the East.

Talkin' 'bout the China Grove, oh, China Grove.

**Wired directly to your office**

Whittier, we are prepared for your invasion and if you do the entire force of the Trinity Seas will anhilate your force. So i warn you do not invade my country and you will be spared.

Nazak
The leader of Nazakal

We stand with the Taliban, and Nazakal

Mind your own business. We are soverign state. Whittier is great socialist ally.

I great socialist state that wants to divide families, and a people

I great socialist state that wants to divide families, and a people
The westerners are guilty of treason by supporting religion. We banned religion here. No religion. No BinLadenloyalist terror attacks.
You combat terrorism by banning religion and imposing atheism.

I great socialist state that wants to divide families, and a people
The westerners are guilty of treason by supporting religion. We banned religion here. No religion. No BinLadenloyalist terror attacks.
You combat terrorism by banning religion and imposing atheism.

No one should have to believe in God, but if you let Whittier take you over you will lose your identity as a people.