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Oh no they are going to have to stay in the gym. Just remember bucko without the oxygen wasters you wouldn't have cellphones, video games, or half the movies in hollywood

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Now call me a Geek Sympathiser if you must, but to continue what was said earlier, how do you expect to develop new weaponry? Would you ship off all your scientists because you consider them geeks? What'd happen then? A major invasion, that's what! To a nation who kept the geeks, but gained superior weaponry, you paint a bullseye on your nation.

Minstry of State and Diplomacy Travel Advisor and Restriction -----------
9 Dec 2003
To all citizens of The Pacifian Islands -
The Ministry of State and Diplomacy restricts all citizens from travel to Titsaplenty for reasons of business and pleasure. Titsaplenty has issued a resettlement order for persons deemed to be a geek or nerd. The Pacifian Island government has decided to restrict travel for all citizens so as to not get into a debate on what is a geek or nerd. All Pacifian Island Citizens currently in Titsaplenty to leave the country as the Pacifian Government can offer you no protection. The Pacifian Island embassy in Titsaplenty will be closing in 3 days time and The Pacifian Island Airlines will disconinue flights to and from Titsaplenty in 4 days time.

Permanent Residents of Pacifian Islands are advised to not travel to Titsaplenty for any reason. The Pacifian Island Government cannot offer you any protection in Titsaplenty and any deals struck between The Titsaplenty Government and The Pacifian Island Government will not include Permanent Residents that are nationals of other countries.

The Pacifian Island Government is currently in talks with the Titsaplenty Government to allow Pacifian Island Citizens the choice to leave the country or risk resettlement.

Any citizen that travels to Titsaplenty after this restiction is issued will be required to reimburse the Pacifian Island Government the costs required to remove you from Titsaplenty.

More news as it becomes available

Alfred C. Pullman
Minister of State and Diplomacy

Our country would like to express its willingness to accept your "geeks and nerds"

We will pay you $12 for each one that you send to our country.

However, we condemn this act and would like to state that our country believes in equality for all; meaning no mass deportations based solely on stereotypes.

I'm a nerd.

Got a problem?

Pretty soon he'll be deporting goths and Columbine kids... I'll take those. Without them, you couldn't have psychopaths!

ROYAL MISSIVE

From: His Most Royal Majesty, Defender of the Crown, Knight of the Old Republic, Marquis de Carabas, Hero of Might and Magic, Master of Orion, Lord of Destruction, the Sinister Minister of Faust, Legend of Aranna, Prince of Persia, Shadow of Undrentide, Tale of the Sword Coast, Shadow of Amn, Cloud of Xeen, Master of Disaster... King Ninja the Soi-disant.
To: some person from Titsaplenty

His Most Royal Majesty, King Ninja the Tantamount, greets his sibling from the nation of Titsaplenty and wishes him/her/it/them long life, happy faces and bountiful tax revenue.

We understand that Titsaplenty has had trouble with her population of "undesirables," the so-called geeks and nerds that occupying valuable land in her nation. We sympathize with our sibling and are prepared, at no additional cost, to welcome any and all geek and nerd refugees with open arms and unlimited broadband wireless internet access. Unfortunately, we are bound by Canadian trade restrictions can not offer light-coloured or colourless caffeinated beverages. Regardless, the illustrious nation of Quality Assurance--long may she approve the walkmesh and pass the new build--makes this offer in friendship and camaraderie.

The dimly-lit nation of Quality Assurance--may focus testers smile favouraby upon her product--offers wonderful benefits in the industries of Systems Administration, Build Testing, Walkmesh Testing, Regression Testing, Tools Programming and Barista. The peripheral service and hospitality industries could also use a boost.


Signed this 11th day of December, 2003 CE,

Ninja the Lethargic

::authorizes contingents of Elves, Hobbits, Dwarves, Klingons, Men, Orcs, Trolls, Jedi, Stormtroopers, Clone Troopers, Sandtroopers, Scouts, Seatroopers, Spacetroopers, Dark Troopers, Red team, Blue team, Cloud, Cecil, The Red Wings, Sepharoth, Sauron, Elrond, Aragorn, Saruman, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Neo, Trinity, Link, Zelda, Gollum, and every Final Fantasy character to attack::

Fact of Life: Geeks and Nerds are the only people who can design, build, maintain, and operate many modern weapons systems, including nukes, as well as a high-tech infastructure.

But if you don't want them, just deport them; as you can see, there are plenty of nations willing to pay you for them. Just don't expect to be able to support anything more advanced than, oh, Vietnam-level infantry weapons, WW2-level mechanised forces, no airforce, and a navy consisting of converted civilian ships retrofitted with heavy machine guns.

And that's only the stuff you could support, if you bought it from someone else who kept their geeks and nerds.

Her Majesty Queen Lisari Mireixa of Kiaretiniru offers asylum to all nerds, geeks, and other such undesireables of Titsaplenty. Her Majesty will pay for their transportation and support until they can find jobs in Kiaretiniru.

Twy-Sunrats shall accept your geeks and nerds with open arms for we use linux and opensource software on all our systems! We have huge server farms and high speed broadband connections! there is not a mainstreet that does not possess an internet cafe! We are imlpementing a Grid infrastructure so soon we shall be able to pump computer power to your homes much like we already do with gas,electrcity and water!!!
Coffee is cheap as is twy-cola (the best a human being can consume!) pizza is also mainstead and we have a policy of at least 1 in 5 delivery people is a quite "girl next door" type!!!

For I as well as chairman am also a System Administrator!!! and absorb myself in the world of servers, networks and desktops with a disdain for proprietry software!

Chairman Donovan
USST

As a member of the Island of Misfit Commies, the Republic of Fauquier would like to announce its status an asylum nation for those who have been deport. Part of the IMC's original intention was to act as a nation for exhiles; we wish to continue in this function.

Thank you

Honourable leaders,
Why not deport all nerds to a single region within your nation from which they can provide us with the know-how and techonolgy. But of course, we would have to keep them 'looked after' properly.
Meteora

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Hattia opens it's borders to all Geeks, nerds, etc fleeing from the Nation of Titsaplenty, and we invite you to attack. Our military can always use some live target practice. :D

Hattia opens it's borders to all Geeks, nerds, etc fleeing from the Nation of Titsaplenty, and we invite you to attack. Our military can always use some live target practice. :D

OOC Couldn't have said it better myself.

IC What he said.

Titsaplenty is a subhuman nation that has no respect for learning or knowledge!

We delieve to your subhuman government a 4-day ultimatum that the deportation/killing of geeks and nerds to be stopped or else we will firing our missiles that are aimed at your important government/military facilities and then we may consider invading your pathetic lands and grind your anti-knowledge population into mince!

The only peoples that should be considered as oxygen wasters are the mentally retarded, the immoral, the sexually incorrect and the under achieving bastards, but not the intellectually superior.

We hope that you digest our words carefully or tragic consequences will follow.

I'm a nerd.

Got a problem?

Let's form a pro-geek posse and kick some ass!

BUMP

"The nation of Taka woud like to be put on this waiting list. . . of course, if you are too buisy, we could simply bring the Takian Army to you."

The thin young man smirked at the console, pushing a pair of glasses further up the brige of his nose from the orbiting science vessle Deus

"prepare defencive shields, and set a volley of ODBM's for imediate launch, also, prep two platoons of Marines for imediate landing, along with fighter escort and shuttles. . . set a course for those depots, I want those geeks and nerds brought aboard, and trained in what we know so far. . . chop chop gentlemen, lets put that bonus funding to good use."

He turns back to the console, selecting targets based on the high altitude infrastructure scans.

"geeks of the world, unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains." HE says, rather ironicly, waitning for the Titsaplentiful reply.

"The nation of Taka woud like to be put on this waiting list. . . of course, if you are too buisy, we could simply bring the Takian Army to you."

The thin young man smirked at the console, pushing a pair of glasses further up the brige of his nose from the orbiting science vessle Deus

"prepare defencive shields, and set a volley of ODBM's for imediate launch, also, prep two platoons of Marines for imediate landing, along with fighter escort and shuttles. . . set a course for those depots, I want those geeks and nerds brought aboard, and trained in what we know so far. . . chop chop gentlemen, lets put that bonus funding to good use."

He turns back to the console, selecting targets based on the high altitude infrastructure scans.

"geeks of the world, unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains." HE says, rather ironicly, waitning for the Titsaplentiful reply.

OOC: Isn't this a modern tech RP?

The Government of Titsaplenty has analysed your nominations as 'Safe Havens' for our Nerds and Geeks and as such we now include you in our plans for Blitzkreig.

The Geeks and Nerds are not available to other countries, they are being 'resettled' in the East.

We are keeping all the good ones, the ones that can help us so our plans for space based weapons platforms are still on track.

Any other country that comes forward and offers itself as a safe haven for Geeks and Nerds will jump to the head of the queue for 'resettlement' once Titsaplenty has occupied them.

President Boobs
Titsaplenty

I took that to mean, near future to futuristic, and as I'm not useing any ubber tech, nothing in that post, with the exception of the defencive shields, is beyond the grasp of a modern nation.

Minstry of State and Diplomacy Travel Advisor and Restriction -----------
10 Dec 2003
To all citizens of The Pacifian Islands -
Update of Travel Restriiction to Titsaplenty issued 9 Dec 2003 -

The Ministry of State and Diplomacy has obtained an agreement from the Government of Titsaplenty regarding our citizens and the Resettlement Act. Pacifian Island Citizens have 7 days in which to leave Titsaplenty. Although the agreement applies to Geeks and Nerds only, the Pacifian Island Government restricts travel of all citizens to avoid a debate on the definition of Geeks and Nerds.

Pursuiant to the agreement, the Pacifian Island Embassy in Titsaplenty will close at midnight 15 Dec 2003. The last flight of Pacifian Air will leave at Titsaplenty at midnight 16 Dec 2003. Any resident remaining in Titsaplenty after 17 Dec 2003 will risk resettlement according to Titsaplenty law and will not have the protection of the Pacifian Island Government.

All citizens currently in Titsaplenty are required to submit their silverware and gold teeth to the Titsaplenty Government prior to leaving Titsaplenty. The Ministry of Treasury and Finance will accept claims for reimbursment of said objects. Any citizen that has left Titsaplenty already are to turn over the above said items to the Pacifian Islands Government to be transfered to the Titsaplenty Government. Again, claims will be accepted.

Again, permanent residents who are not citizens of The Pacifian Islands are not restricted from travel but are advised to not travel to Titsaplenty as the Pacifian Island Government cannot offer protection.

This order is effective immediatly. All persons with questions are to call the Ministry of State and Diplomacy at (038)-B67-T3Y6 or though the post at:

Pacifian Island Ministry of State and Diplomacy
7250 Bellhouse Road
Alliston, LW AJ8-I9
RE: Titsaplenty Travel Restriction.

In your service,

Alfred C. Pullman
Minister of State and Diplomacy

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Ministry of Treasury and Finance
Claim for items transferred to Titsaplenty
10 Dec 2003

Pursuiant to the Agreement between The Pacifian Islands and TItsaplenty, citizens of Pacifian Islands are required to transfer personal property to Titsaplenty. The Pacifian Island Government has agreed to reimburse citizens for such transfer.

Claims are to be filed using the attached form. Claims can include cost of actual items lost/replaced and costs related to reliquishing and replacing items transferred to Titsaplenty.

All claims are to be sent to the address below by 10 Dec 2004:

Pacifian Islands Ministry of Treasury and Finance
Titsaplenty Transfer Claims
PO Box 1726
1560 Bellhouse Road
Alliston LW AJ3-T7

For questions, please call (038)-B12-T6F0 and select option 7.

Yours in Service,

Lisa M. Tesla
Minister of Treasury and Finance

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Ministry of Justice and Courts - Division of Immigration and Nationalization

RE - Asylum for residents of Titsaplenty

The position of the Pacifian Island Government is to not offer amnesty to any citizen of Titsaplenty at this time. All citizens of Titsaplenty regardless of political status must apply for permanent residency though our normal procedures.

Please discuss any issues this this directive with your supervisor.

Please pass this directive to all subordinates

M. Joshua Torrison
Minister of Justice and Courts

Paul F. Calson
Director of Immigration and Naturalization
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Ministry of Police and Safety - Division of Customs

RE - Citizens of Titsaplenty and Pacifian Island Citizen travel to Titsaplenty

The position of the Pacifian Island government regarding Titsaplenty citizens to allow all citizens of Titsaplenty entry in to The Commonwealth of Pacifian Islands without undue delay and detainment. Citizens of Titsaplenty are also allowed to leave the commonwealth as the see fit.

Citizens of Pacifian Islands are restricted from travel to Titsaplenty. The customs division with enforce this directive as followed

Pacifia Air - 10 Dec 2003 to 17 Dec 2003 -
A customs officer is to be posted at any gate where a Pacifia Air plane is departing for Titsaplenty. The officer will inspect all passports of all persons boarding the plane and will not allow any person with a Pacifian Island Passport or any person not presenting a passport to boad the plane.

Titsaplenty Based Airline - 10 Dec 2003 to 17 Dec 2003 -
A customs officer will be posted at any gate where a Titsaplenty based airline. The officer will inspect all passports of all persons boarding the plane and will not allow any person with a Pacifian Island Passport or any person not presenting a passport to boad the plane.

Titsaplenty Based Airline - After 17 Dec 2003
A desk will be set up at the gates where the Titsaplenty Airlines will board and depart passengers from their planes at Los Alton International Airport. Officers will inspect the passports of all persons going to the gates and will not allow any person with a Pacifian Island Passport or any person not presenting a passport to pass the desk.

Please discuss any issues this this directive with your supervisor.

Please pass this directive to all subordinates

Wendy P. Shannon
Minister of Police and Safety

Alex M. Creighton
Director of Customs
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Nova Free Press - Nova Lawrance - 10 Dec 2003
Titsaplenty Deports Geeks and Nerds - Citizens restrited from travel

Alliston, Lawrance -
On 9 Dec 2003, Titsaplenty issued a resettlement order for Geeks and Nerds to the amazement of many nations. The Pacifian Islands Government entered into talks with Titsaplenty and was able to obtain an agreement for our citizens.

Citizens of Pacifian Islands are given 7 days to leave and must leave silverware and gold teeth. The government assures citizens that they will be able to file claims for reimbursment of costs. The Ministry of State and Diplomacy issued a travel restriction for all citizens. The Embassy in Titsaplenty will close on 15 Dec 2003 and the last Pacifia Air plane will leave Titsaplenty 24 hours later. A spokesperson for the Ministry of State and Diplomacy said that although Titsaplenty has not banned all citizens, the ministry set the order for all citizens for their protection and to avoid a debate on who is a geek or nerd.

The Pacifian Island Government has also refused political asylum to citizens of Titsaplenty. The National Parliment issued a statement saying they were surpised and saddened at the actions of our leaders. The spokesperson for the Governour General said that Govenour General Louis Bouchard believed that allowing asylum would lead us into an unnessasry war.

Regarding world tension, The Nation of Sino plans to launch an attack on Titsaplenty in 4 days. The Ministry of State and Diplomacy plans to ask Sino to wait until all citizens of Pacifian Islands have left Titsaplenty. The Ministry of Intelligence and Information has told the cabinet that this could be an all out war based on the information they have.

A Ministry of Defence spokesperson has said that the military level has been upgraded to level 4 - Heightened alert, non-specific threats. The spokesperson said this was done in because of the tensions in relation to the resettlement act and to inform reserves that their services may be needed in the unlikely event that we are attacked or for humanitarian concerns.

The reasons behind this Resettlement Act have not been discovered.

Her Majesty Lisari Mireixa would be proud to offer two squadrons of the Kiaretiniruka Royal Air Force to the alliance forming to enforce the rights of geeks and nerds in Titsaplenty.

OCC: Looks like the offending country was been nuked by the game moderators. I guess this thread is finished. I hope all of my people were able to leave before the big boom hit.