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We are deploying spy sattelites to orbit, and spys (ooc: to the regions of any nation of more than 1billion pop count) all nations be warned, they will be used as the first wave of CLAN FREEDOM attacks against anyone who attacks our member nations.

Spy's discovered within the Heavily Armed Nation of HyenA will be heavily tortured and executed. We will be above a billion soon(hopefully). This is a threat to my nation and we do not take kindly to sneaky tricks such as this.

So...your spies got through closed boarders/airspace, marched through two hundred miles of well patroled sandstorm and desert, infiltrated a dome, which througoly checks all entrants with all kinds of checks, and are now planning a strike of some sort, inside a bugged apartment.
Dont tell me you took the bugs out, because if you did...well, lets just say your spies would not be having a nice day.

any spies found will be castrated and eaten.


...and they will be found

you probably don't have that many covert ops...

"Any operative of your nation found within our borders will be considered a hostile threat. Mark my words, the Allied States of Rotovia will not tolerate this incursion into our national security. You should be advised that your nation has been Black Listed and may not establish diplomatic alliance or economic trade. You have made a grave mistake"

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Senator Ivana Cuvalo
Minister for National Security and Intelligence
Member of the Senate of the Allied States of Rotovia

To: No State At All Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Deployment of spies

We think it highly unlikely that any of your spies would make it to the Klatch - especially given the current tensions in our region. If any of your spies can brave the North Sea, travel unmolested through the unclaimed territories (while not being eaten by the wildlife) and manage to penetrate our borders, then they indeed are hearty folk.

Your deployment, which entails the violation of FKC sovereignty, has been deemed hostile. Therefore, we ask you to cease and desist any aggressive moves towards the FKC. Rest assured, any spies that we capture shall be subject to Vat Law #4.

Lol i just think he's bluffing.. :roll:

As part of a military training exercise, Clivehim's navy will be establishing a blockade and preventing any ships from setting anchor at No State at all.

Also, no aircraft will be allowed into their airspace.

This exercise will continue until any spies (if they do in fact, exist,) within Clivehim are revealed to us by the State's government. We will, of course, not return them to their homeland once this is done.

That is all.

the SERA angels have been put on high alert and are presently establishing (extremely) heavily-armed checkpoints around all government complexes and searching for weapons. So far they've found more than the Skittletopian Army owns, but they were all legitimately owned with proper concealed weapons permits so they will be mailed back to the owners.

We have a very strict policy when it comes to who gets in or out of NZ.
But, if we will discover spies, they will be locked for a long time...
That's one of the reasons (besides terrorism) we esablished the IIST (Institution for Intelligence and Special Tasks).

OOC: I'm willing to go along with this, after all I'll need to see how my society deals with outsiders...

I have several questions to ask you, if you answer them to my satifaction I will continue with this line of RP... by that I mean that if you don't give me enough information about how you are doing it I will simply ignore you. If you provide information which is detailed yet doomed to fail (such as doing something badly) then you will be caught and I'll tell you OOC why it failed so it's fair.


How did you enter my nation? This is simple enough because there are many legitimate and illigitimate ways of getting into a nation.

How do you plan on gathering information? This is simple, though it is more prone to mistakes.

Are you trying to get to someone important or somewhere important? Important places and people carry more risk.

How do you intend on communicating the information back to your superiours?

What items does your spy have on his person and what does he keep in his "safe area"?

Optional

How do you intend on aquiring a safe house if your going to have one

How do you intend on getting contacts and people you can trust in the nation?



You get the idea, if you are serious about this then I suggest you answer these and think about your answers.

emergency telegram to no state at all:

"we have recently noticed that one of your spy satellites is above our sovereign borders stop this is a contravention of international espionage laws stop we are well within rights to fire upon it"

**project deus ex machina fires it's jets, spinning whilst remaining geostationary. the main laser is fired just before the crosshairs are on the rival satellite, and stopped just after they leave it. the two halves float serenely in opposing directions as the molten innards leak into a red-hot ball**

We are deploying spy sattelites to orbit, and spys (ooc: to the regions of any nation of more than 1billion pop count) all nations be warned, they will be used as the first wave of CLAN FREEDOM attacks against anyone who attacks our member nations.

The Resurrected Lands of Nanakaland will soon reach one billion (I am older than I look - a mod brought my nation that was deleted back). Any spies caught on Nanakaland soil will be treated as POWs and an act of war on my nation and its sovereign allies.

Any/all spies found on Jaratia soil will be gassed and thrown to the crocs.

Plus, as an added bonus we will trace them and annihalate you.

But pray tell, how are your spies going to trek to the almost center of the north pole, bypass border defenses, bypass more defenses, get into a city without a unique Jaratian Identification Card, and THEN infiltrate the government to learn state secrets?

Argh!

To: All nations that might be targetted by No State at All
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Action

We would strongly urge any and all nations that feel threatened by the recent statement and actions by No State at All to reply with stern measures, including but not limited to:

1) Severing of ties/Diplomatic isolation
2) Economic embargo
3) Military strikes

At the moment, we cannot aid in such endeavors since our region is currently unstable. Rest assured though, people who think they can violate a country's sovereignty by sending spies ought to have their own sovereignty violated.

We also think it is rather ironic in what the region of No State at All believes in:

Home of CLAN FREEDOM, the organisation dedicated to supporting the freedom and liberty of all nations who are being aggressed by others.

It would seem that several nations feel "agressed" by the actions of No State at All.

nations that feel threatened by the recent statement and actions by No State at All

Threatened? not at all...
Given that we have our IIST, and we're free of spies, there's nothing to worry about.

A small fishing boat has been picked up by a Artitsan Navy Oladsky cruiser. On inspection of the small ship, several things that should not be on a fishing ship were - Transponders, recievers, weapons, fake indentification, and a flag
from No_State_At_All.

"Sir, we've received some sort of public warning that spies are being sent here."

"Really? Who sent the warning?"

"Someplace called No State At All, sir."

"That was nice of them. Did they say who was sending these spies?"

"Ummm .... apparently, they are."

"Drug humor is in poor taste, mister."

"I'm clean, sir. See for yourself."

"That is unbelievably stupid."

"That would be a political decision, sir, but I agree."

"They obviously have less than no idea of the nature of the Dominion's Security apparatus."

"I agree, sir."

"Well, the Warlord has been complaining that the IS folks on Amida Island have been doing poorly at live-fire training. This should give them a little experience with moving targets."

"I'll alert the Amida Island Internal Security office, sir."

"Make sure they let us know when this new crop of would-be spies arrive on the Island. They shouldn't be hard to spot."

"Yes, sir. What should they do with the corpses?"

"Same thing as all the other spies- hang the carcasses from the lampposts."

"Yes, sir."

nations that feel threatened by the recent statement and actions by No State at All

Threatened? not at all...
Given that we have our IIST, and we're free of spies, there's nothing to worry about.

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ENCRYPTED - MAX - international route: Ness ziona - route complete
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To: Ness ziona Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Threatened

Of course we didn't mean to imply that anyone would actually feel threatened by the actions of No State at All. But we do feel that such stupidity on their part should not go unrewarded. That is, they [No State at All] should realize that there are consequences for such actions.

(ooc:LOL, you bloody idiots, none of you really thought i would be stupid enough to deploy spies AND tell you about it. Note that i didnt deploy any spy sats so how you managed to destroy some i dont know? anyway, someone is going to be annoyed now you wrecked their sattelite.)

OOC: Please check my OOC message, you will find that I didn't react IC like everyone else, but I will need information OOC to see if you are capable of getting into my nation… I may help you at times if something is really unrealistic, but I can't guarantee success.

I must admit though, I found it funny that everyone wanted to "up their security" based on something like this, however they are technically ok with replying IC because this is a IC forum where you should state if you are talking OOC... but I didn't want to be a pendant.

Since SR CONTROL has a nation with over 1billion pop, and since SR has an active part in border patrol for the entire region, if we find any spies they will be tortured, execured, and then burned.

OOC:

Define "WorldWide". Since the Eizen Empire does not exist on the Nationstates Earth or Mars we assume then that our nation is going untargeted.

Choose to target the Empire and our region and it will mean certain death for your nation. Counterintelligence and anti terrorism sweeps are used constantly and at the highest levels thanks to recent attacks on our sovereignty by infiltrators.

Any of your agents found in imperial Territory would result in their public executions.

OOC: I'm willing to go along with this, after all I'll need to see how my society deals with outsiders...

I have several questions to ask you, if you answer them to my satifaction I will continue with this line of RP... by that I mean that if you don't give me enough information about how you are doing it I will simply ignore you. If you provide information which is detailed yet doomed to fail (such as doing something badly) then you will be caught and I'll tell you OOC why it failed so it's fair.


How did you enter my nation? This is simple enough because there are many legitimate and illigitimate ways of getting into a nation.

How do you plan on gathering information? This is simple, though it is more prone to mistakes.

Are you trying to get to someone important or somewhere important? Important places and people carry more risk.

How do you intend on communicating the information back to your superiours?

What items does your spy have on his person and what does he keep in his "safe area"?

Optional

How do you intend on aquiring a safe house if your going to have one

How do you intend on getting contacts and people you can trust in the nation?



You get the idea, if you are serious about this then I suggest you answer these and think about your answers.

We entered your nation by sneaking someone (in full diving rig) in attached to the bottom of one of your fishing boats with a limpit mine (to self destruct with if caught),

We gather info by many methods, most of which are basic, such as bribing corrupt officials (there are always a few),

We have no real objective other than to have a trained network of spys in place ready for any actions,

Information is retreived by UHF radio pickups onboard subs off the coast of infiltrated nations,

The spy attempts to attain a house in the normal way of things in your country, and keeps his equipment (a radio, some explosives, fake money) there,

Contacts will be gained in normal spy fashion.

(ooc: This does not mean we really did this but then you fools are still going to act as if i did.)No offence Iuthia cos you seemed to take this the right way.

As part of a military training exercise, Clivehim's navy will be establishing a blockade and preventing any ships from setting anchor at No State at all.

Also, no aircraft will be allowed into their airspace.

This exercise will continue until any spies (if they do in fact, exist,) within Clivehim are revealed to us by the State's government. We will, of course, not return them to their homeland once this is done.

That is all.

All navy units taking part in the blockade of No_state_At_All shores are hereby bombarded with Phoenix cruise missiles.
all air units are fired at with XR612 SAMs.

All navy units taking part in the blockade of No_state_At_All shores are hereby bombarded with Phoenix cruise missiles.
all air units are fired at with XR612 SAMs.

I believe this is commonly referred to as assisted suicide.

The Federation of Glorious Humanity politely suggests to No_State_At_All that they quit this ridiculousness. To what point are you infiltrating anyone? I believe it would better to try being diplomatic and friendly with other nations... assuming your government survives the retaliation your attacks are sure to cause.

Frank Pierce
Minister of International Relations
Federation of Glorious Humanity

OOC: If you send/sent any spies to TGB, and if they are caught, they will be interrogated, put on trial, convicted, and imprisoned. Also, I don't think your stationing a sub off the coast of infiltrated nations will work, as many nations probably have extensive surface, submarine, and ASW patrols (I know mine do).

These drastic actions of attempting to infiltrate spies into Quin a, a nation which outlawed immigration centuries ago, and of attacking without direct provocation a nation with which you are at peace with calls for a harsh response. Stand down or we will rain fire down from the heavens upon you.

(ooc:LOL, you bloody idiots, none of you really thought i would be stupid enough to deploy spies AND tell you about it. Note that i didnt deploy any spy sats so how you managed to destroy some i dont know? anyway, someone is going to be annoyed now you wrecked their sattelite.)

<OOC>
Let's take a look at the original post, shall we?

We are deploying spy sattelites to orbit, and spys (ooc: to the regions of any nation of more than 1billion pop count) all nations be warned, they will be used as the first wave of CLAN FREEDOM attacks against anyone who attacks our member nations.

Hmmm ... aside from the notation about only sending the spies to nations with more than 1 billion people, the entire post is in-character. Oddly enough, you seem to have done just what you claim you did not do- broadcast a message about the fact that you are deploying spies/saboteurs to every nation in the world.

So, since this is supposed top be a strictly IC forum and the message had no indication of being "secret" or otherwise not generally known, everyone responded in character to your in-character message.

What sort of response did you expect?

You see, the thing is that the reason I asked these questions was so that I could figure out what you were going to do specifically so I could RP it better, the problem here is that either you don't want to be specific or you don't know much about espionage. Either way it leaves me with a tough choice, I want to give you a chance but I also don't want to get caught up in something where I have to explain too much… but we'll see how I cope, if I get fed up I can catch your guys on the principal that they don't know enough about Iuthia to fit in and not get noticed.

Anyways, here we go.

Firstly you should try another method of getting into my nation, look at my civil freedoms, the chances are that you can get into my nation using the tourism industry, though this way does limit items you can bring as we do carefully check tourists… we also make sure that tourists keep their id's on them at all times as well as making sure they don't disappear from our tourism industry into the populace. The people don't need any of that because they are trusted and well indoctrinated. If you want a long term spying plan, send them over as an immigrant.

That way after two years they will no longer be in our military and they'll be on their probationary one year citizenship… after that they are like every other very free citizen in Iuthia, nudists are not uncommon either and we have no CCTV in public places, with exception to security at government and private properties. However, if you immigrate or come as a citizen you will not be able to get hold of guns unless you steal from the military… we have no crime so it would be a big thing if they find out about it…

With an illegal entry you have a lot more freedom, however you will have to get into the nation in a way that will not get you noticed. I would suggest the boarders of a run down nation on my boarder, Miserablia… you could smuggle equipment into that nation and then cross the border to Iuthia… though I do patrol it more then other nations borders (Free Iuthia, Anarchotopia and Thaedron being the other nations on my borders, also you have the sea…) however, those nations don't allow you to take weapons into their nations and it would be pointless to get in from those places.

The sea is hard to cross because its well covered by a strong naval pressence, as well as a very strong air defence all around the nation... defence is a big big issue in Iuthia and we prepare for invasions from other nations, it has small cracks in occasionally but it works great for stopping armies. A uncharted boat or plane will be asked to leave or idenify themselves... if this doesn't happen we may board or destroy the craft.

Charted boats and planes will need infiltration of some sort, then you'll have to hide and then watch out for security checks, the risk is always high and I wouldn't suggest it.


Now corruption is something I'll cover later if I need to, but we are in the top 500 most corrupt nations in the world, our people can be bribed... however you have to know how to suggest a bribe and if they suspect that it is too much trouble (like you intend on doing huge damage to our nation) then you will be turned in for cash. Corruption works both ways and we bribe our own peolpe to shop people who try to bribe them. The high corruption rate based around the idea that our people use it to speed up buracracy... which is slow and long winded in Iuthia because of the hellish economy system being tied into the nations funds...

We'll cover the rest later, but spying needs detail, I suggest you look it up if you want people to be serious because otherwise you will be caught and your people tortured... not from Iuthia, we're nautral on the issue of torture... but others aren't so nice...


Just seen other posts, I am still going to give this a chance, but I will destroy any sub if it does not leave when I ask it to, if you have a sub in my waters I will have found it becuase of the extensive searchs made in our waters by me and allies...

You see, the thing is that the reason I asked these questions was so that I could figure out what you were going to do specifically so I could RP it better, the problem here is that either you don't want to be specific or you don't know much about espionage. Either way it leaves me with a tough choice, I want to give you a chance but I also don't want to get caught up in something where I have to explain too much… but we'll see how I cope, if I get fed up I can catch your guys on the principal that they don't know enough about Iuthia to fit in and not get noticed.

Anyways, here we go.

Firstly you should try another method of getting into my nation, look at my civil freedoms, the chances are that you can get into my nation using the tourism industry, though this way does limit items you can bring as we do carefully check tourists… we also make sure that tourists keep their id's on them at all times as well as making sure they don't disappear from our tourism industry into the populace. The people don't need any of that because they are trusted and well indoctrinated. If you want a long term spying plan, send them over as an immigrant.

That way after two years they will no longer be in our military and they'll be on their probationary one year citizenship… after that they are like every other very free citizen in Iuthia, nudists are not uncommon either and we have no CCTV in public places, with exception to security at government and private properties. However, if you immigrate or come as a citizen you will not be able to get hold of guns unless you steal from the military… we have no crime so it would be a big thing if they find out about it…

With an illegal entry you have a lot more freedom, however you will have to get into the nation in a way that will not get you noticed. I would suggest the boarders of a run down nation on my boarder, Miserablia… you could smuggle equipment into that nation and then cross the border to Iuthia… though I do patrol it more then other nations borders (Free Iuthia, Anarchotopia and Thaedron being the other nations on my borders, also you have the sea…) however, those nations don't allow you to take weapons into their nations and it would be pointless to get in from those places.

The sea is hard to cross because its well covered by a strong naval pressence, as well as a very strong air defence all around the nation... defence is a big big issue in Iuthia and we prepare for invasions from other nations, it has small cracks in occasionally but it works great for stopping armies. A uncharted boat or plane will be asked to leave or idenify themselves... if this doesn't happen we may board or destroy the craft.

Charted boats and planes will need infiltration of some sort, then you'll have to hide and then watch out for security checks, the risk is always high and I wouldn't suggest it.


Now corruption is something I'll cover later if I need to, but we are in the top 500 most corrupt nations in the world, our people can be bribed... however you have to know how to suggest a bribe and if they suspect that it is too much trouble (like you intend on doing huge damage to our nation) then you will be turned in for cash. Corruption works both ways and we bribe our own peolpe to shop people who try to bribe them. The high corruption rate based around the idea that our people use it to speed up buracracy... which is slow and long winded in Iuthia because of the hellish economy system being tied into the nations funds...

We'll cover the rest later, but spying needs detail, I suggest you look it up if you want people to be serious because otherwise you will be caught and your people tortured... not from Iuthia, we're nautral on the issue of torture... but others aren't so nice...


Just seen other posts, I am still going to give this a chance, but I will destroy any sub if it does not leave when I ask it to, if you have a sub in my waters I will have found it becuase of the extensive searchs made in our waters by me and allies...


(ooc:) okay, so you ask the sub to leave and it does, but first it deployed an underground rebroadcast unit for the UHF radios the spy used and a chain of these leading to international waters (you dont know about this in character)

(ooc:LOL, you bloody idiots, none of you really thought i would be stupid enough to deploy spies AND tell you about it. Note that i didnt deploy any spy sats so how you managed to destroy some i dont know? anyway, someone is going to be annoyed now you wrecked their sattelite.)

<OOC>
Let's take a look at the original post, shall we?

We are deploying spy sattelites to orbit, and spys (ooc: to the regions of any nation of more than 1billion pop count) all nations be warned, they will be used as the first wave of CLAN FREEDOM attacks against anyone who attacks our member nations.

Hmmm ... aside from the notation about only sending the spies to nations with more than 1 billion people, the entire post is in-character. Oddly enough, you seem to have done just what you claim you did not do- broadcast a message about the fact that you are deploying spies/saboteurs to every nation in the world.

So, since this is supposed top be a strictly IC forum and the message had no indication of being "secret" or otherwise not generally known, everyone responded in character to your in-character message.

What sort of response did you expect?

{OOC: so i aint much good at remembering to say ooc, so i hereby apologise, i didnt deploy any spys to anyone except iusthia (sorry if i cant spell) where i have now deployed one spy to testtheir defences.}

ooc: You said you were sending agents to all regions of 1 billion+ , which demonstrates no regard for tech level, meaning I can use the following RP I typed up.

IC:

Imperial News netowrk - The Televised voice of the Monarchy

Imperial Agents with the Eizen Venom unit have sucessfully discovered and captured four NSAA agents. The Rogue state, which boldly yet ignorantly announced its plans to engage in attacks in large nations, has been under further pressure from the international community to cease their actions.

It is the hopes of the Emperor though, that the punishments of these four agents will serve to bring the point home.

As members of a foreign nation attempting to enter the Empire for the express purposes of subversive activity aimed against the people of the Empire, These four have been sentenced to death by Gurellian BloodSlugs. Due to odd variations in the genetic structure of the agents, none were considered candidates for forced organ donation.

The female Gurellian Bloodslug is a three inch long very thin gastropod covered in small sharp hooked barbs. As parasites the bloodslugs crawl through the urethra of their intended host and proceed to shred the insides of the host's phallus. Eventually the bloodslug digs it way down into the testicles. Mammalian testicles are ideal for the bloodslug due to the incubation temperature requirements for this particular animal. the slug lays its eggs, during this time toxins from the bugs body induce a powerful and painful illness resistent to most all forms of medical treatment save for testicular amputation. Symptoms nclude nausea, dizziness, insomnia, irritable bowel syndrome, dehydration, and swelling of the joints, most hosts die during this period. However, those unfrotunate enough to survive through that will suffer a far worse fate, the female bloodslug almost immediately lays eggs upon nestling in and after approximately ten days the eggs hatch and dozens of tiny bloodslugs force their way out through the skin.

As a result of this failed attempt the Empire is further stepping up security protocls all over its held territories. Should NSAA decide to retaliate the Imperial Stellar Navy will bring its full forces to bear.

OOC: so You're sending spies into my nation? Weeelll, thats okay I suppose though through the general structure of my nation you won't get past the level of immagrant workers. All personel are mentally coditioned so bribes are pretty much out, cleaning jobs in Important buildings are done by clones(still can't get 'em to think properly). Civic records are NOT avaliable to anyone, though you'll be able to have a fully constitued map of the sewer system and general streets, no location on buildings or other things. Then again, most of these nations here have a Tourist industry, and when you control one of the companies, infiltration is SO much more simple :twisted:

-The Dan-

Arch-Magus J.R. laughs hard, twice in as many days, he is dealing with childrens and fools. He calls up his national security advisor "Yes. It is a bluff. Take the normal precautions anyways. Make sure the inquisitors keep paying those daring capitalists. Anyone from No State At All is to dissappear, along with all of the other unregistereds."

"For your assault upon a peaceful Naval Blockaide the nation of Rotovia finds itself unable to stand idley by and by order of the Rotovian Assembly the Rotovian Defence Force has been granted full authorisation for the use of militant force against your nation. Failing a complete surrender No_State_At_All will face the wrath of justice"

http://www.tu-berlin.de/~gruhlke/forum/con/brooks1.jpg
President Dionysus Baccheus
President of Constutional Monarchy of Rotovia
Regional-Director for Defence: Reformed Oceania
Director of Diplopmatic Relations for The Cold Alliance
Director-General of the Rotovian Alliance of Independant States

okay, any naval forces on blockade duty against us are coming under repeated barrages from fixed missile defences, naval units in all nearby CLAN FREEDOM ports, and any CLAN FREEDOM military units in range.

"We applaud the measures undertaken by the Empire of Eizen. Any spies from No State at All found within Vrak will be subject to Vat Law #4, in which said spies will be put through out TDP tech plants."

{ooc: No spys were deployed you freekin idiots, leave No_State alone}

{ooc: No spys were deployed you freekin idiots, leave No_State alone}

OOC: Well, he did deploy some to Iuthia.

edit: so the whole point of this thread was what, send out spies and then realize he will get crushed so quickly backpedal and say he meant to send it to only one person? Okay, I guess the best way for the time being is to ignore his spies and satellites.

{ooc: No spys were deployed you freekin idiots, leave No_State alone}

What was the point of this thread, then? A meaingless rendition of "Ha ha, only kidding!"?

{OOC: so i aint much good at remembering to say ooc, so i hereby apologise, i didnt deploy any spys to anyone except iusthia (sorry if i cant spell) where i have now deployed one spy to testtheir defences.}

<OOC>
You're welcome to try sending one to the Dominion, but you'd better read the factbook entry for the Evil Overlord (and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Evil Overlord), then send me a telegram. After you find out how things work in the Dominion, you're welcome to test our defenses- provided you don't mind having the spies' bodies dangling from lampposts.

We have a lot of lampposts in the Evil Overlord's Dominion, just for the purpose of displaying the rotting carcasses of spies and saboteurs.

TEO

(ooc: okay so im a fool, so get over it, thread ended.)

What was the point of this thread, then? A meaingless rendition of "Ha ha, only kidding!"?

Doesn't matter, I've got alot to do right now and I don't have the time to RP something more then I've already got... so I'll have to assume that Iuthia simply scared them off by threatening to sink their sub. Anything more done to my nation will be ignored, unless it's a IC attack, in which case I will glass your nation.

Chellis worries not about these "covert ops". Any foreigners are kept under surveillence in chellis(who would to want to come from somewhere to chellis? ;) ). You would be shot before you got anything that would harm us.