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Gerkville bombed to stone age

Kamrad Stalin
10-12-2003, 06:09
The Leader of Gerkville has insulted Kamrad Stalin and his Nation.
Therefore Kamrad Stalin has ordered strike teams to fly over and bomb all industrial buildings. Artillery has also been placed along the border and are bombing the sad buildings you call military bases.
The Red Air Force has succesfully blown Gerkville back into the stone age and they will experience a long slow and painfull recovery back to modern age.
10-12-2003, 06:10
well i tryed to tell the guy :roll:
Kamrad Stalin
10-12-2003, 06:12
Austinell here is the Nation who supports my actions. He was there when Gerkville decided to play tough guy.
Kamrad Stalin
10-12-2003, 06:20
Whoever could flee Gerkville has run and "Founded" a new Nation called the Gerking Toad.
This also receives the same actions as Gerkville.
The Gerking Toad is now reduced to wandering dazed civilians trying to find a place to settle down after their pyschotic Dictatorship Threatened Kamrad Stalin a second time.....Right after being bombed....
Kamrad Stalin wishes he will not have to bomb more civilians because of retarted rulers.
Bar Frybarec
10-12-2003, 06:24
The empire of Bar Frybarec Aplouds the actions of The Dictatorship of Kamrad Stalin the leader of Gerkville needed to be tought a lesson I am gald ot abserver you reliced it (THIS Empire was quight willing to relice a rain of Anti mater Mines form the sky to theach the Noob a lesson)

Bar frybarec sends out the Patroll ship Fatuner Loaded with a singal Ignore round loaded into it's Elcromacnaetic cannon and fires upon Gerksville
Tarlachia
10-12-2003, 06:26
May I ask as to what is the cause of the bombing? What were the circumstances that lead to this devastating attack?

Currently, our position on the matter is neutral, until our states have obtained more information.

Thank you for your cooperation.


The Allied States of Tarlachia
Kamrad Stalin
10-12-2003, 06:26
Kamrad Stalin smiles warmly as he watches Bar Frybarec's Elcromacnaetic Cannon fired a round into Gerkvilles wandering tent nation.
Feel free to send anymore shells down into the tent Natoin :lol:
Bar Frybarec
10-12-2003, 06:37
Interior Patrol Ship Fatuner Admeral Spaurh after the single ignore round is talking to her cheafe of staff Cufaudus as further orders come acroos her termanal "you know what the joys of beinng in a patoll quadrin is Trampleing on the week as she says this 25 End of line Crusers joing the squadrin forming over Gerksville and "The Gerking Toad" Spaurh smiled "I see his hignes' play things arived She pulled her sword as the large Bombay doors upend on the End of line Vessles"

Ok you have tour oerders 10,000 AntiMatter Warheads on both the imputent nations of Gerkville and The Gerking Toad Shower them untill nothing is left

with that the pinted to the nation below and Barked into the comunications termnal "Tear them to Sheads"

Wit that a rain of death began to fall

(The moral rudnes begats destruction expsha,,y when mannors obsessed space nations are waching)
Euroslavia
10-12-2003, 06:50
OOC: im sorry, but i cant help but laugh at the stupidity of this entire thread, lol.
GerkVille Spokesman
09-08-2004, 03:32
Ahem. I speak on behalf of GerkVille and the Gerking Toad. Our nation has previously been overrun by hamsters which we erradicated apart from seven of them who live in the Coppers house. Now I hear word of a nuclear bomb being detonated in the center of GerkVille. The residents of GerkVille have not heard of this so called bomb and continue life as usual. The forecast for the "rain of death" was incorrect. It was actually a light shower. And for the person who finds this thread stupid, this is not a laughing matter. The town of GerkVille does not wish a nuclear bomb to set foot on its soil. Can't you just bomb WicksVille instead? I leave you with a message, To all the nations who participate in NationStates. I challenge you to defeat me. GerkVille is unstoppable.
From the desk of Geoff Thorsen Mayor of GerkVille.