09-12-2003, 19:11
((OOC: I need a vollenteer to play the part of the nation that gets accidentatly nuked, I dont' need it to hit a capital, but a larger city would be acceptable, should be an ammusing little war))
((IC))l33th4x0r sat at his desk in the White House, well, it was his mom's house, but he got free dial up, so he wasn't complaing, and looked over the nation's figures for the year. After winning the election because of a misspelling on the ballots, he had outlawed the election of president, appointing himself Head Godmodder, changing the nation's name, its currency, and working on teaching the rest of the nation to be l33t like him, starting with the banning of all high speed interent connections so people couldn't cheat when he was playing Halo by shooting him when he was lagging.
"lag monkies" he said, typing maniacly as his screen froze, a blue screen of death popping up.
"damnit!! I was so owning them too! Hmm, fatal error, yaddah yaddah yaddah, virus in nuclear weapons silo computer systems. . . what the? but I'm using Windows ME, how could it have gotten in?" he looked at his secure connection, "maybe its cause I put it on the internet, but how else am I supposed to download Metalicrap MP3s? ah well, lets see what this does. . . " he reached for the "any key" on his computer tower and was about to press it "wait, what happens if I do this" he quickly tapped the enter button.
Please enter password it prompted.
"well, here goes, P, A, S, S, W, O, R, D." the computer beeped, data being sent.
please insert coordinants
"What the? well, lets see." He pressed a collection of random letters and numbers, striking enter again.
cooridiants confirmed, lauching nuclear weapons
"oh. . . ho. . . ." he said, his eyes growing wide, he looked over at the map of the world, desprately trying to find the country he had just inadvertantly sent a missile careening towards, "found it, now, I just need to IM the leader and warn him. . ."
"Billy. . " his mother called from downstairs.
"Just a minute mom, I'm doing something important" he yelled back, staring blankly at the screen. "just my luck, AOL hasn't disconnected me yet!" he started logging into his AIM instant messenger.
"Billy, Come down here right now"
"mooom!!! I'm doing something REALLY imporant" he was in, quickly he scrolled through his buddy list, looking for the leader of the nation, off line, just his luck.
"William Charles Fields, if you don't get down here right now, no internet for a week!"
"MOM!! I need the internet, how can I run the country wihtout it!?!?"
"well you better get down here right away"
"just a sec mom" the phone, he scrambled towards it, hearing the annoying hiss of the modem, quickly he disconnected and dialed the nation, the opperator picking up on the second ring."
"I need to talk to your leader, this is an emergancy, I" the phone went dead in his hands, and he turned to see his mother holding the cord between her fingers. "William Charles Fields, you are grounded, no interent, no phone, no television, and no more friends, do you understand me?"
"MOM!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THE FATE OF GODMODDING IS AT STAKE!"
"well you should have thought of that before you decided to run up a huge phone bill, Iraqistan, l33tH4xor, Wakizashi, Omz222 do you konw how much it costs to call across the world? And a call to Ortaga?!? thats in anouther solarsystem, I don't think I have to tell you that this is coming out of your allowance."
Billy just sighed and hung his head, maybe the nation he had hit would understand, though he had a feeling he had just inadvertantly started a war.
((IC))l33th4x0r sat at his desk in the White House, well, it was his mom's house, but he got free dial up, so he wasn't complaing, and looked over the nation's figures for the year. After winning the election because of a misspelling on the ballots, he had outlawed the election of president, appointing himself Head Godmodder, changing the nation's name, its currency, and working on teaching the rest of the nation to be l33t like him, starting with the banning of all high speed interent connections so people couldn't cheat when he was playing Halo by shooting him when he was lagging.
"lag monkies" he said, typing maniacly as his screen froze, a blue screen of death popping up.
"damnit!! I was so owning them too! Hmm, fatal error, yaddah yaddah yaddah, virus in nuclear weapons silo computer systems. . . what the? but I'm using Windows ME, how could it have gotten in?" he looked at his secure connection, "maybe its cause I put it on the internet, but how else am I supposed to download Metalicrap MP3s? ah well, lets see what this does. . . " he reached for the "any key" on his computer tower and was about to press it "wait, what happens if I do this" he quickly tapped the enter button.
Please enter password it prompted.
"well, here goes, P, A, S, S, W, O, R, D." the computer beeped, data being sent.
please insert coordinants
"What the? well, lets see." He pressed a collection of random letters and numbers, striking enter again.
cooridiants confirmed, lauching nuclear weapons
"oh. . . ho. . . ." he said, his eyes growing wide, he looked over at the map of the world, desprately trying to find the country he had just inadvertantly sent a missile careening towards, "found it, now, I just need to IM the leader and warn him. . ."
"Billy. . " his mother called from downstairs.
"Just a minute mom, I'm doing something important" he yelled back, staring blankly at the screen. "just my luck, AOL hasn't disconnected me yet!" he started logging into his AIM instant messenger.
"Billy, Come down here right now"
"mooom!!! I'm doing something REALLY imporant" he was in, quickly he scrolled through his buddy list, looking for the leader of the nation, off line, just his luck.
"William Charles Fields, if you don't get down here right now, no internet for a week!"
"MOM!! I need the internet, how can I run the country wihtout it!?!?"
"well you better get down here right away"
"just a sec mom" the phone, he scrambled towards it, hearing the annoying hiss of the modem, quickly he disconnected and dialed the nation, the opperator picking up on the second ring."
"I need to talk to your leader, this is an emergancy, I" the phone went dead in his hands, and he turned to see his mother holding the cord between her fingers. "William Charles Fields, you are grounded, no interent, no phone, no television, and no more friends, do you understand me?"
"MOM!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THE FATE OF GODMODDING IS AT STAKE!"
"well you should have thought of that before you decided to run up a huge phone bill, Iraqistan, l33tH4xor, Wakizashi, Omz222 do you konw how much it costs to call across the world? And a call to Ortaga?!? thats in anouther solarsystem, I don't think I have to tell you that this is coming out of your allowance."
Billy just sighed and hung his head, maybe the nation he had hit would understand, though he had a feeling he had just inadvertantly started a war.