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Draino-Max 5000!
Price per gallon:$1,000

Description:
This draino-Max is unlike any other drain cleaner ever! What makes it so special? This draino-Max 5000 is made up of Nano technology. When I say Nano technology I mean these microscopic machine bugs that we have design. The Draino-Max 5000 can clear up any clogged in minutes. It can also be used to clear away stuff or clean out oil spills and other stuff. The Nano bugs are fast, clean and efficient.

What are the health risks?

What are the health risks?

The Great Nation of Aachor is looking for a product to clear out constipated beef cattle. Would Draino-Max 5000 have ill side effects to our Beef-Based Agriculture?

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Aachor Sec. of Agriculture

His Majesty King of Aachor is also looking for a product to remove Cow Pie stains from his stockings. Would Draino-Max 5000 work well for this purpose?

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Aachor Sec. of Good Housekeeping

Is draino-max poisionous?

Is draino-max poisionous?
No, as i said they are made of Nao bugs. Nano bugs are these micro scopic robots. There are no health risk with these unless you drink on of them. But you can also program them so they dont eat a certain object or stuff. So say with beef you can have it eat all the stuff you dont want and still have the stuff that is good.