NationStates Jolt Archive

i the prime misister of DrewsterS declare war on the powerful nation of Sketch. We are curently mobilizing for war. I will except Sketches surrender only on these terms:
2 trillion of Sketch's people move to my country.
Sketch pays 25% of its annual income to my country.
Thank you

LOL, ur kidin me right? On what basis are you declaring war on Sketch, and for the record, Credonia sides with Sketch

Not even Sketch has 2 tril population.

What unrealistic demands.
For the stupidity of your Nation I stand by Sketch.

How will your 8 million people even come close to defeating Sketch's 2.5 billion in the first place? What if they don't surrender? Do you spit on their tanks as they roll over your shack?

although we will not engage you in full scale war, i have dispatched a few l337 groups of ninja assassins to remove some of the more inept members of the DrewsterS government, if simple math is beyond there comprehention, deaths sweet release will be welcomed...

In response to this uncalled for act, I have dispatched some Vimy commandos to aid in Wicked's Ninja assassins in dispatching part of your government. The commandos will be using the newly developed Beaver Cannon. Which fires a beaver at the speed of sound, the beavers then devour the victim at which point they return to the commandos. Be afraid, be very afraid.

The Great Nation of Aachor shows interest in the "Beaver Cannon", developed by Vimy Ridge. Is this weapon for sale? Please post some technical specs.

-Signed
Aachor Sec. of Defence

lol, you are an silly billy DrewsterS. I side with sketch

To preserve peace Credonia is sending in 2 squadrons from its 45th Tactical Fighter Wing:

16th Fighter Squadron
25 Alpha Fighter Aircraft

13th Fighter Squadron
30 Mirage 2000-5 Fighter Aircraft

EDIT: Note: Both aircraft types are only a fraction of the total number of aircraft in their respective squadron. (There are currently 25 squadrons within the credonian air force, each supporting over 200 aircraft per squadron)

No attack has been carried out, therefore no type of retalitory response should be taken by any nation at this time. Also, assasination of a nation who has not yet attacked is considered an act of terrorism in which Credonia has vowed in recent weeks to abolish. Either of your nations who carry out an assasination of this nations government officials shall be delt with most severly. To the nation of DrewsterS, this is a warning, our aircraft are moving towards your nation, however they will not enter into your airspace. Stand down and retract your war declaration or you will be attacked and invaded.

To make sure things don't get out of control The Righteous Armed Republic of Quarka is going to send in...500,000 hamsters.

Total cost to ~$600,000.

But big deal. It's just so damned COOL.

500,000 Hampsters on the Q.I. 45th Regiment Gunboat are headed towards Drewster. In addition, we have sent a pigeon to Sketch to undermine the rat population there. Maybe.

:lol:

*a diplomat from Patoxia walks over to a DrewsterSan diplomat*

"People of DrewsterS, we implore you to find a peaceful solution to this conflict for the good of your people!"
*He leans over to a DrewsterSan diplomat's ear and whispers*
“For one thing, I hate to break it to you, but you won't win against a country that large. All that will be left of your country will be a crater and some patches of crimson."

Edit: 1st ver. was less than clear.

we have dispatched a spy lizzard to evaluate the situation.

Unfortunately, the beaver cannon is not for sale. The beaver cannon is one of the cornerstones of our military. And the possibility of 'acquiring' thus said technology would be impossible due to the fact that the inventor is also the prime minister, and he doesn't like to write things down.

our l337 ninja assassin groups report having silently positioned themselves close to certain leadership members of the DrewsterS nation, they await orders which will be given if the DrewsterS government does not issue a formal apology to the government of sketch and withdraw any and all hostile forces from sketch's territories.

As a last minute precaution, President Sutton ordered the Credonian 30th Carrier Division based at Naval Base Intrepid in Freedonia (a city located in northwest Credonia) to support aircraft currently enroute to DrewsterS.

30th Carrier Division
1 Wasp Class Amphibeous Assult Carrier
2 Rommel Class Battleships
2 Manstein Class Destroyers
5 Olover Hazard Perry Class Frigates
3 Seydlitz Class Cruisers

Destination: International Waters, 200 nm from the shores of DrewsterS

our l337 ninja assassin groups report having silently positioned themselves close to certain leadership members of the DrewsterS nation, they await orders which will be given if the DrewsterS government does not issue a formal apology to the government of sketch and withdraw any and all hostile forces from sketch's territories.

No forces have been moved by or into their terriroties. They are only mobilizing. Im warning you, if you attack their leaders, it will be your downfall. Terrorism will not be tolerated

The Vimy commandos have reached their assigned areas and are waiting for the ninjas to give the signal to attack. Drewster, stand down, or else cry havoc, and let slip the beavers of war.

The Hamsters have brought down the Big Boy statue!

As per the Geneva Convention, the Premier of North Rambutan wishes toclarify this issue. What are the roots of the problem (besides a totally unprecedented, unneccesary declaration of war)? While our Armed Forces remain at DEFCON-4 and our Second Artillery (WMD forces) remain at DEFCON-5, The People's Republic of North Rambutan is nonetheless distressed at the dramatic turn of events.

Translation: WTF is going on?! We have no problems with anybody, but as our Premier sits back on his La-Z-Boy and scratches his butt with a beer bottle opener, he's pondering what the hell just happened.

OOC:


The Vimy commandos have reached their assigned areas and are waiting for the ninjas to give the signal to attack. Drewster, stand down, or else cry havoc, and let slip the beavers of war.

The Hamsters have brought down the Big Boy statue!

:roll:
*sigh*

As per the Geneva Convention, the Premier of North Rambutan wishes toclarify this issue. What are the roots of the problem (besides a totally unprecedented, unneccesary declaration of war)? While our Armed Forces remain at DEFCON-4 and our Second Artillery (WMD forces) remain at DEFCON-5, The People's Republic of North Rambutan is nonetheless distressed at the dramatic turn of events.

Translation: WTF is going on?! We have no problems with anybody, but as our Premier sits back on his La-Z-Boy and scratches his butt with a beer bottle opener, he's pondering what the hell just happened.

OOC: you couldnt possibly have weapons of mass destruction, your only less than 2-3 hours old. you have to wait at least month before you ca develop nukes and all that good tech

OOC:


The Vimy commandos have reached their assigned areas and are waiting for the ninjas to give the signal to attack. Drewster, stand down, or else cry havoc, and let slip the beavers of war.

The Hamsters have brought down the Big Boy statue!

:roll:
*sigh*

The nation of Vimy Ridge is a small nation with an abundance of animals, so to compensate, our scientists have trained the wildlife to act as accessories to our small, but elite commando force.

We in the Holy Empire of Goronkoth pledge our support to Sketch. Our fleet of battlestars is ready for attack. :twisted:

Credonia URGES all nations who are responding to NOT take action until justification of this impending war on Sketch has been made clear, or if they actually move their military forces. You all are too eager for war. Forcing war will not end a conflict, it will only inflame the situation. Cooler heads need to preside, and although you small nations are eager to get into action, thats how you get destroyed. So I Kaimoni .A. Sutton, President of the United States of Credonia, leader of a very respected nation within the international community, urge and advise you not to make the situation worse by threatening attacks. Diplomacy through negotiation should ALWAYS be the first means of diffusing a situation. War is only a tool of diplomacy if negotiating and talking is no longer effective. You new nations need to take this to heart before you do anything stupid that will jeapordize the lives of the people in your nown ation.

Vimy Ridge assures Credonia that Drewsters borders have not been violated, and have simply moved a part of its special forces to more viable position if war breaks out. Our commandos are simply waiting for Drewster to make the next move.

i believe credonia is over estimating the scale of our responce, as we a mearly positioning ourselves in a ...persuasive... manner, countries whos leadership engage in actions similar to that of the DrewsterS must understand that their every move is being watched, and that any action they take will be judged, and if need be responded to, immediately. of course as we have previously stated, we plan no preemptive actions, only retaliatory if the DrewsterS does not straighten up its act, as well as issueing an apology.

The Federation of Glorious Humanity is also curious about what triggered this declaration of war, and caused the leadership of DrewsterS to embark on a suicidal course. We will be watching this situation closely, and are willing to offer negotiators to help mediate, though we have no intention of committing troops to any war effort.

Lacey Millhouse
Deputy Minister of International Relations
Federation of Glorious Humanity

Im not criticizing your motives, im criticizing your tactics. You dont send forces in while they are mobilizing. That can easily escalate the situation. I have witnessed that happen on more than one occasion. If they mobilize, it would be best to just mobilize your forces as well, and make a small yet valid threat that if they attack then your forces will move in and take care of business. You dont just start surrounding them with your forces. Thats a foolhearty move. What if they have bigger allies that are twice the size of Credonia, then all of us would be in some deep stuff, do you not agree? You need to take into account other nations that are involved as well as your actions affect them just as well as they affect you

The Confederacy of Stone River has deployed an E-3 Sentry to the area in order to monitor the current situation as it develops. For the record, we have not declared loyalty to either side at this point. We only want to keep tabs on what develops in this possible conflict.

I will side with the nation of Sketch.

Sketch can count on 20 fully armed Pheonix Battle crusiers...And my Personal aid aboard my Flagship...'The Flaming Sword' (known as Smiter in my region and private affairs)

~Prongs

My nation has the weapons you need. Let us know what you need and we shall provide.

BUMP

i guess this was all just a big hoax??