09-12-2003, 04:21
Members,
Let it be known that the peoples of the Dominion of the Mailed Fist and the entire Pacific Justice Quadrant are in morning.
Our beloved leader, His Hirsuteness of Nostrilicuss has passed away after an unfortunate altercation with a ceremonial sword, his honour guard, and the last scoop of ice cream.
His son, Grand Duke Fisticus – known affectionately as Prince Adam for his predilection for purple tights - has assumed control.
His Blondeness Fisticus has let it be known that from this day forth, The Dominion of the Mailed Fist will be known as the People’s Republic of the Mailed Fist.
Greater powers will be given to the parliament, who will now be allowed to not only discuss laws, but to plan their own lunch.
His Blondeness would also like it to be known that anyone calling him a pussy whilst on the hockey pitch will be eviscerated, and ice cream is banned on palace grounds.
The military have been moved onto the streets to join in the festivities for the upcoming coronation and to ensure a smooth transition of power.
That is all.
Thank you for your time.
Let it be known that the peoples of the Dominion of the Mailed Fist and the entire Pacific Justice Quadrant are in morning.
Our beloved leader, His Hirsuteness of Nostrilicuss has passed away after an unfortunate altercation with a ceremonial sword, his honour guard, and the last scoop of ice cream.
His son, Grand Duke Fisticus – known affectionately as Prince Adam for his predilection for purple tights - has assumed control.
His Blondeness Fisticus has let it be known that from this day forth, The Dominion of the Mailed Fist will be known as the People’s Republic of the Mailed Fist.
Greater powers will be given to the parliament, who will now be allowed to not only discuss laws, but to plan their own lunch.
His Blondeness would also like it to be known that anyone calling him a pussy whilst on the hockey pitch will be eviscerated, and ice cream is banned on palace grounds.
The military have been moved onto the streets to join in the festivities for the upcoming coronation and to ensure a smooth transition of power.
That is all.
Thank you for your time.