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The latest product available from Iuthia tech, a substance that can fill the universe:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:mVLR3tVR4kUC:www.re-lab.lv/meteors/sagataves/nothing.gif

That’s right! Nothing.

As many scientists know, nothing can fill the universe. That’s why Iuthian labs produced nothing this year, the newest idea from the government’s think tank nothing will fill the universe like nothing as you can see in this picture, nothing automatically fills a space which give it many, many industrial uses like filling holes in your space ship.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:mBqM-UkWlTcC:www.mountwashington.com/pictures/1997-05-10/nothing.jpg

So buy nothing today, if you buy in bulk we will reduce the price of nothing by a whole 50%.

5 cubic feet of Nothing: $15.00
10 cubic feet of Nothing: $25.00
100 x 5 cubic feet of Nothing: $750.00
100 x 10 cubic feet of Nothing: $1250.00

:? :) :D :lol:

this is like nothing i've seen before!

I thought you meant the Nothing, that black hole looking thing in the Neverending Story (I). Oh well. We'll buy 100 x 10 cubic feet of Nothing: $1250.00

*money wired*

Oh my god yes! this is the ultimate answer to EVERYTHING, NOTHING!

Thank you, our scientists will be executed as of now for not being able to figure this out.

:shock:

1)Could we by production lines to Nothing?
2) Can you do designer nothing? We feel like having different colours of nothing everyday.
3) Are your scientist working on nothingness yet?

If someone stole some nothing from you, he wouldn't need to pay any taxes! Nothing could ruin your economy! You should destroy it immediatly!

I'm going to sue you in international court. I have a patent for nothing.

I thought you meant the Nothing, that black hole looking thing in the Neverending Story (I). Oh well. We'll buy 100 x 10 cubic feet of Nothing: $1250.00

*money wired*

Very well, we fly nothing over to you along with our normal mail service, due to its ultra light qualities we should have no problem flying nothing over to your nation.


As for talk of production rights, we would have to concider the benefits of our shard working scientists who thought up Nothing all year while being paid large sallarys... well done to those men.

Thanks! *Now to reengineer nothing, so that murderers, rapists and kidnappers can be put into nothing, and die fast.*